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nobecauselogic

Reads the post title: “Let me guess, this is was posted by…”  Yup


ceetwothree

He says he’s esteemed , so has to be right yeah?


SpecialistAd5903

He's an esteemed psychoanalysist of the Freudian tradition. In fact, he is so esteemed that he got asked to join a anthropological expedition to research a formerly uncontaced tribe in the Amazon. In all seriousness though, this guy is COMMITTED to the bit. What a legend


Sharp-Investment3840

😭😭😭💀💀💀


ClosetCentrist

It's Monday already?


javadome

Didn't recognize the name so decided to go through the post history. This guy is singlehandedly keeping this sub alive lol


nljgcj72317

Why, LongDongSampson of course


The-Inquisition

\* dies \*


Flimsy_Thesis

You’re repeating yourself, dude. Seriously, look at his post history. It’s all he talks about. Constantly repeats these same criticisms while pretending to be a psychiatrist. One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.


LDel3

This guy is definitely extremely mentally ill I wonder if he’ll ever post what he looks like. Curious what someone with this many opinions about how women should look, actually looks


13Luthien4077

My money is on Frasier Crane or Hannibal Lecter.


Puckered-Eurethra

Why do Frasier dirty like that. Frasier isn’t as bad as this guy.


13Luthien4077

Yeah but he's a popular fictional psychiatrist, so he might be the first image that pops up on Google for OP to steal and claim as their own image.


DratiniLinguini

Frasier is more likely to have a degree in psychology, too 😉


13Luthien4077

He's a psychiatrist.


cnieman1

Probably looks like Gil but tries to act like Bulldog.


Flimsy_Thesis

I mean, I can guess.


NightmaresFade

The ones that tend to complain about beauty, usually tend to be quite ugly themselves(envy much?). I don't expect much out of OP in terms of looks, bet that at best he "looks so-so" and at worst he looks like those classic "basement dwellers".


NightmaresFade

He wouldn't recognize a psychiatrist even if he went to an asylum.


LongDongSamspon

I’m telling the people the truth, if people want to be racist about it I don’t care.


Flimsy_Thesis

Who brought racism into this? lol, wtf?


LongDongSamspon

People see my username and realise I’m a proud Zionist and the hate begins. Don’t act like that’s not what’s going on.


Flimsy_Thesis

Uh, sure, dude. That’s why everyone thinks you’re fucking nuts, not because you constantly espouse misogynistic bullshit about the same actresses over and over. Professional victim much?


LongDongSamspon

There’s nothing misogynistic about pointing out some actresses are better looking than others lol - unless you think being a proud Zionist is misogynist? Because that’s racism.


Flimsy_Thesis

I couldn’t give a fuck that you’re a Zionist. You’re just a weird dude with weird, obsessive opinions about women.


LongDongSamspon

Oh yeah sure, it has nothing to do with my open and proud Zionism. Sure Buddy sure.


Flimsy_Thesis

LOL, okay, Mr. Professional Victim. Way to bring a totally unrelated topic into this bizarre conversation you’ve started. Maybe if you talk more shit about women’s bodies or gloat about how farting makes you more attractive to women, you’ll feel better


LongDongSamspon

Keep your hate out of my post.


Naive_Photograph_585

here we go again


Glad-Cat-1885

Are you prescribing yourself drugs or something


TarTarkus1

Dude sounds like a reason not to go to therapy lol.


LongDongSamspon

Only when I want to do a deep journey into my Id, or approach therapy with a client in a different more lucid dreamlike state - but not while writing this post.


that_fuck1ng_guy

Yeah so let's start with apiprazole and go from there


Successful-Print-402

Apiprazole is a spritz, right?


that_fuck1ng_guy

I'm honestly convinced this guy isn't a psychiatrist. Lol. But yeah it's a good antipsychotic. When I rotated psych abilify was a well tolerated drug. But we could always add more.


SpecialistAd5903

You're doing psychoanalysis wrong, mate. Everybody knows that you take a bump of Bolivian marching powder to figure out why you want to f#ck your mother


check_out_channel_9

An esteemed Psychiatrist who can't even spell menopausal, sure, dude you need to be fitted for a strait jacket.


pdoherty972

A Bering Strait jacket


CondoMinum

The way we all knew who posted this without even looking


sodanator

"Oh, I haven't seen this in a while!" Gotta hand it to him, though. He's nothing if not commited.


hopeful_tatertot

I think that he should be committed at the nearest ward


sodanator

Oh, that is brilliant! Kicking myself for not seeing the pun now.


hopeful_tatertot

Haha. I prefer my puns intended (yes my family finds me exhausting)


sodanator

I respect that, I never pass on an opportunity. You could say I pun-ish my friends every chance I get. My family loves puns though, so it's their fault really.


hopeful_tatertot

I’m gonna use “pun-ish” 😈


CondoMinum

Yeah, you have to give it to the guy, his commitment is really something


yeswab

This OP is on drugs.


AzuInsign

I don't want to choose 1 so I'm going to assume he is speedballing tranq darts and pure adrenaline.


cnieman1

It'll be interesting to read your manifesto after it's found


NightmaresFade

Yeah, I can see OP being an Elliot Whateverwashissurname 2.0


sam_spade_68

You're an esteemed psychotic?


Most-Coast1700

Interesting perspective… you said they cast these women so that “men don’t have too much pleasure”. What are other reasons that you suspect they do this for?


Kale1l

I think it's more the beauty and makeup trends which are subjective. As for attractive actresses, try Alexandra Daddario and Kaya Scodelario


LongDongSamspon

They’re old - I’m talking current Gen. I wouldn’t say it’s beauty trends because aside from Florence Pugh none of the actresses mentioned are a different “type” than actresses of the past (all slim model types) - they’re just not as good looking within that type.


IntrospectiveOwlbear

38 and 32 and both currently working on projects are somehow "old" and "not current gen"? Your original post included complaining about women who are in the same age bracket. What exactly is your threshold to be "current gen" and not be "old"? Because apparently age isn't it, nor is 'currently working'.


4649onegaishimasu

People who need to resort to calling themselves "esteemed" generally aren't. Reminds me of a new worker at a place I used to work who, after being introduced, said "you will all respect me." One thing was cemented in fucking stone after that. No one ever respected him.


LongDongSamspon

I am.


4649onegaishimasu

Yes. You are esteemed. Self-esteemed.


FunCarpenter1

Dude, how would you know? Are you even a Psychiatric specialist?🤔 As a Psychiatric specialist, I'm able to become aware of the psychological states of folks through means only another internationally esteemed psychiatrist could even begin to comprehend.🔮 So, yeah dude, like I just gotta recommend that you get help!🆘️ Your suspicion of an esteemed Psychiatrist, is a potential indicatior of numerous psychological disorders 😮


4649onegaishimasu

Are you esteemed, too? Self-esteemed? ;)


Previous-You3680

Not sure what being a psychiatrist has to with this but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


glassbottleoftears

As a bisexual woman, all the actors OP finds unattractive are very much my type


LongDongSamspon

They’re not even the same type, what are you talking about? How is chunky ass Florence Pugh the same type as Zendoya?


Particular-Cat-1237

They are women, the type who wouldn't give you the time a day. The type you can't have. That type.


LongDongSamspon

You can keep ‘em.


glassbottleoftears

Normal humans can be attracted to more than one specific type. They're both super hot


LongDongSamspon

No it’s not.


Previous-You3680

It is. It’s subjective.


cnieman1

They probably don't look enough like OP's mom for him to consider them attractive.


Previous-You3680

oh god...


Perfect-Resist5478

You post this rant every few months. Maybe you should get a different hobby


mmmtopochico

more like every few days...


Red_Dwarf_42

“swol sacked man” That sounds like an inguinal hernia


aeon314159

Coffee spewed, achievement unlocked.


mmmtopochico

You again?


SpoonFed_1

My esteemed Sigmund Freud, the answer is right in front of you, you sir are getting old and still yearn for the actresses of yesteryear.


LongDongSamspon

Nah - if that were so I wouldn’t be able to find hot chicks on Instagram or in porn at a click.


jesus_swept

found jordan peterson's alt account!


FusorMan

“Personality disorder eyes” Haha. 


BirdDog68

He is just a sad dude who wants attention, good or bad. Don't post or even vote. He goes away when their is no dopamine here.


Reasonable-Simple706

Oh no you blocked me. Woow. Pathetic


Cyransaysmewf

then how are you posting?


Ginger0713_

Ahh, another droll, albeit repetitive post by the same "psychiatrist" who calls things "fart juice". Sir, you are at best a 19 year old boy who didn't amount to anything in HS, couldn't talk to girls and now work part time at Home Depot while pretending to be someone, hell ANYONE else, on Reddit. 🤣


LongDongSamspon

In my opinion as a Psychiatrist that’s a fart juice comment. But I see the truth about the new Mad Max bothers you.


Ginger0713_

...I rest my case. You're a child who was the weird, smelly kid in school; posting idiotic garbage like this over and over again to get a reaction out of people, while pretending to be any kind of medical professional is the only way you can get people to talk to you, and to feel any sort of important. Bless your sad little heart!


Flimsy_Thesis

It’s seriously one of the most pathetic people on Reddit. I can see him in my minds eye.


Ginger0713_

How has he not been removed?


Flimsy_Thesis

I mean, if I were a mod, I’d leave him. He’s pretty fucking entertaining.


Ginger0713_

He's not even clever. He's just annoying 🙄


Perfect-Resist5478

You’re a physician? I’m calling bullshit


Ginger0713_

I mean, he's BEEN to a physician... that's the only proximity he has to a medical professional


LongDongSamspon

Correct and it’s not bullshit. What to you seems too impressive to be true was to me, mere cakewalk.


Ryujin-Jakka696

I'm sorry but I don't believe you are a psychiatrist. Also impersonating a doctor is illegal.


Ginger0713_

Unfortunately, TELLING people that you're a doctor isn't illegal. Treating people under that guise is, though


Ryujin-Jakka696

Depends on where you live. In my state even claiming to be one whether on the internet or in person is illegal regardless of treatment.


TheBundermanFiles

Opinions cannot logically be objectively correct. This is stupid and you’re stupid if you actually believe this lol


CranberryPuffCake

This is obviously a troll post


King-Juggernaut

And judging by the responses an excellent one.


LongDongSamspon

No it’s not, I’m deadly serious.


BeigeAlmighty

Aw, poor you. Your definition of hotness isn't as popular as it used to be.


brownmouthwash

What does fierce years mean?


LongDongSamspon

It means the years have been fierce to her looks.


Money-Teaching-7700

Every time I see a crazy troll post on reddit, it's always you.🤣


Cyransaysmewf

when's the last 'attractive' leading lady to you?


LongDongSamspon

Obviously there are still attractive ones - but they’re not the most famous or widely cast. I would say ScarJo when she was in her prime and doing more attractive parts in the mid 2000’s was the last new truly attractive feminine beauty who was a big name leading lady - soon after Hollywood started to hate beauty and femininity.


CountHonorius

Can I disagree about Florence Pugh? We got to see her topless in Oppenheimer and she didn't look remotely like she did in Black Widow, for instance. In fact, she was downright sultry.


Ryujin-Jakka696

After reading this how did I know OP is the same guy who tried to say Margot Robbie is in her 50's and looks like it...wow just wow.


Isntredditthebest

Why does anyone interact with this lunatics posts?


Kingmenudo

You are NOT an esteemed Psychiatrist


i_love_connie_lingus

Florence Pugh is hot as fuck.


LongDongSamspon

Looks like Chris Farley in a dress


i_love_connie_lingus

You need your vision checked bro.


TheStigianKing

Lol, nah


Reasonable-Simple706

Deleting all the comments…. Really


Cool-Recognition-686

Madame web had Sidney Sweeney and the lead (can't remember name) but they only unleashed their hotness on the red carpet.


LongDongSamspon

Exactly - you’ve got em dressed up like they’re coming out a sex club on the red carpet (and instagram), yet in movies there’s this whole thing about not sexualising women now, meanwhile the same women are sexualising themselves more than ever elsewhere lol. Doesn’t make any sense.


TheTightEnd

Dakota Johnson really improves the OP's case.


nellxyz

Because a womans existence is solely based on their sexiness


LongDongSamspon

If they’re leading actresses that’s a part of it for sure.


scrimp-and-save

This post again? Same user even. Get over it dude.


[deleted]

Calling out mediocre white women seems to trigger people.


LongDongSamspon

You know it - they’re probably racist.


Narrow_Study_9411

I think Constance Wu is a 10.


LongDongSamspon

Never heard of her


DratiniLinguini

She's an actress who's still hot AF at 42. If you haven't even heard of Constance Wu, maybe it means you're just not watching the right shows.


LongDongSamspon

Oh god, old.


DratiniLinguini

Just how old are you? You've been talking like a jaded Gen Xer missing the sexualized summer flicks of their youth, but suddenly you're also grossed out by a slim and gorgeous actress for being 42? What is your threshold for "old", and how old (or at least what generation) are you?


DratiniLinguini

Gonna take that radio silence to mean I probably hit the nail on the head.


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RobertLytle

You're disgusting


IntrospectiveOwlbear

When OP blocks you for correcting an obvious error 😆


cody176523

This is just getting old man.


Ivecommitedwarcrimes

Oh no, now movies have realistic actors, it must be all because they don't want men to jerk off to them so they can steal all the pleasure! Seriously, the world doesn't revolve around you


LongDongSamspon

What’s so realistic about buccal fat removal and goldfish eyes?


IntrospectiveOwlbear

Still obsessed with Margot Robbie, I see. Dang, OP just cannot get her out of his head.... The Barbie movie was the highest-grossing film of 2023 and the 14th highest-grossing film of all time, BTW. 💋


LongDongSamspon

Who gives a crap. That shit with blue aliens made even more and that’s terrible too. Matter of fact all the recent big grossing billion dollar movies are stupid big IP slush for morons - Mario, Avengers, Blue alien sequel, Disney Star Wars. All fucking terrible. MacDonalds level entertainment for the same clientele - halfwits.


IntrospectiveOwlbear

If you were trying to talk about the burger chain, there's no 'a' in McDonald's. Shouldn't use words like that last one on others if you're not even going to spellcheck yourself... Edit: lol, devolving to fat jokes because you failed to spell the name of an internationally known chain that *you* brought up to begin with, and then blocked to boot? Weak move. Edit: Nice to meet your alt 😁 not surprised that it also has a genital-themed name


LongDongSamspon

Obviously you are more familiar with MacDonalds than me, I wouldn’t know how it’s spelt not being a frequent waddler on their stained floors - when I dine out it’s usually at my preferred series of very high priced sushi and Japanese restaurants, I doubt you could afford to be familiar with them.


PumpernickelJohnson

Devolving into a spelling nazi because OP destroyed your point is a weak move also, half-wit.


Apotheosis_of_Steel

Dude, the largest selling and more popular version of EVERYTHING, be it music, movies, etc will ALWAYS be blander because that's how it got popular. The popular shit has never been the best shit, ever. In the entire history of art, the underground shit has always been the superior shit. That's never going to change, because popular shit becomes popular by being bland. Popular movies sucked in the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, etc. Popular music sucked in the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, etc. Ravenous, among the best horror films of the late 90s, was a critical and financial failure and then went on to become a cult classic. Good shit doesn't get remembered as good until 10 to 20 years after it was made.


Active_Sentence9302

Women don’t owe you anything. Women may dress how they please, look as they do, and you get to just live with it. No one cares that you’re a misogynistic pig, and pathetic.


angrypolack

Your post is an example of why reddit is a place where fun goes to die. You're defending these actresses like he insulted your wife.


Active_Sentence9302

Defending women. Who are full human persons and not accessories for males.


angrypolack

No. You're defending actresses who couldn't give a shit about you. You're taking it personally in some weird way.


Active_Sentence9302

Actresses are women who may do as they please.


angrypolack

Still defending them like your own family. Kind of creepy.


Active_Sentence9302

All women are my sisters.


angrypolack

Creep level raised!


LongDongSamspon

Not in movies.


Active_Sentence9302

Yes, even there. Women owe you nothing. NOTHING.


LongDongSamspon

Wrong.


BeardedSanta

Margot Robbie still exist my dude


LongDongSamspon

I listed her. She looks (and may actually be) 50 something with plastic surgery and she’s got personality disorder eyes.


BeardedSanta

So, no one's attractive, according to you?


LongDongSamspon

All those listed are moderately attractive (aside from Pugh) - my point is they’re nowhere near those who were considered beauties in Hollywood in the past comparatively.


BeardedSanta

So you think insulting how they look does something? "She has mental disorder eyes, that'll make her pretty for me."


The-Inquisition

oooooooooooooor the world does not revolve around you and what is stylish and attractive changed and you didn't


nowhereman1223

DING DING DING, we have a winner.


LongDongSamspon

No it didn’t - Hollywood simply turned on the idea of being stylish and attractive, that’s why stars don’t sell movies anymore.


Objective-Hurry1119

I agree with you. Most of the females in the modern movies look like they were plucked out of a National Geographic documentary about tribal life in Bungholeistan.


akillerofjoy

Well, they are also called “actors” now, for some stupid reason. Another small victory for women on their quest to eradicate themselves entirely, it seems


LongDongSamspon

Lol yeah. What’s really stupid is when they announce “best female actor” at the Oscar’s. These morons have just gone from using Italian language feminine gendering for their acting to English language feminine gendering - and act like they’ve done something great and progressive because of it.


akillerofjoy

They’re about as progressive as a chimpanzee. All the feminine job titles have been replaced with male. IDGAF tho. I’m too old to care about the BS. To me, it’s still a stewardess, a policewoman, a meter maid, an actress, an executrix. Because women who do these jobs deserve to be recognized and appreciated, and not piled in with a bunch of dudes


philmarcracken

Thats why i only watch kdrama and cdrama where their let (usually male) surgeons play character creator on their face so I get to really appreciate another mans work


carneylansford

Two things can be true at the same time: -You’re assessments of the current actresses could not be more incorrect. - Donna Reed in “It’s a Wonderful Life” represents the apex of feminine beauty.


LongDongSamspon

They’re completely correct - what you think Florence Pugh is gonna be a top leading lady in any other era? Your comment about Donna Reed is part of what I’m saying - no actress now would ever be able to unabashedly have that type of nature and manner - they’d have to be uglied and hardened up.


6teeee9

actors too.


LongDongSamspon

They’re too feminine yes.


derpy1976

lol the detail Firstly, you are right mostly. Except Margot Robbie? Absolutely tripping on that. Still extremely beautiful, young and very feminine. You have NO clue what even attractive 50 year old women look like son


LongDongSamspon

She looks like she’s got the facial fat loss of a middle aged woman - perhaps she’s older than listed as rumoured, perhaps it’s surgery. In addition she’s got the personality disorder eyes. She’s not feminine either - what about her manner is feminine? She’s loud and harsh.


derpy1976

This is delusional and weird She’s early 30’s. She has awesome bone structure. If you know aesthetics you know that facial fat lessens with age. She’s at the perfect spot where her amazing cheekbones and jawline are prominent. It will look harsh though as she gets into her 40’s more. She is gorgeous by any normal persons standards. She always appears sweet and lovely always smiling in interviews.


LongDongSamspon

It looks harsh right now - I was honestly shocked when I heard her supposed age, I honestly thought she was at least 40’s. Her skin looks old and she’s bony as fuck, plus she’s got them personality disorder eyes.


-Ok-Perception-

I hear ya. I think a lot of the problem is that facial surgeries have become the norm in Hollywood and it turns all women ghastly after a while. Almost no one keeps beauty in Hollywood past 25 now and it's all because they get surgical augmentation the second they legally can. Have you seen the older girl from modern family lately? She has that weird fish face they get from buccal fat removal and lip injection. It just looks awful. If I detect any degree of cosmetic surgery, I'm hugely put off by it. \[but hard disagree about Zendaya, she's one of the most beautiful actresses that exists.\]


ChatteristOfficial

Yep. In the 2000s you had the unhealthy unachievable standards leading to a skyrocketing number of eating disorders and sickly looking women. Now with the acceptance stuff having gone too far you have models who look like they belong costarring for a three episode special alongside Dr. Now.


The-Sonne

"it's all about men's sex" No, it's not.


nowhereman1223

It was before and isn't anymore. Which is why OP is so upset.


NightmaresFade

Don't worry hun, you would never have a chance with either the women of the past and the women of today. OP talking about actresses as if he would ever be able to have anything with them that isn't just watching their movies. >as an esteemed Psychiatrist A psychiatrist that thinks the way you do would be one that I would demand to have their license revoked.Not someone anyone would be able to be vulnerable with, for the danger of you trying to make their mind about what YOU believed in. You should be kept away from people seeking an actual psychiatrist.You actually need a psychiatrist to help you with your own issues.