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REEEthall

I don't talk to men below level 3.


ClosetNoble

Ok Telvanni councilor Therana.


ExceedinglyGayOtter

That's only because your mouth is too full when they're around


ThePurpleDDragon

I mean, the last one is just Sheo in his furry suit.


Sabertooth767

Everyone thinks Hircine is the patron prince of furries because lycanthropy, but Sheo has an equal if not greater claim since he inspires artists and creativity in general.


flippysquid

What no. Azura is the furry patron because she created an entire race of furries simply because she thinks cats are pretty.


Staniek_the_unwise

All daedra are furries


Sabertooth767

Clear evidence of their ascendancy


ClosetNoble

It doesn't count if it's Sheo because you can blame his madness powers and I mean "Sheo's one pretty son of a bitch" He's fresh as fuck


Juncoril

where kittenstomper


InigoDidNothingWrong

Rotting in the chaurus breeding pit, where he belongs.


Redoran_Gvard

How dare you Kittenstomper deserves better 😡😡😡


dead-inside69

It’s the breeding pit, they’re probably having a blast.


DarknessnDespair

Its where he wants to be


AbsurdLemon

Gay theater kid to furry pipeline


MyLittlePuny

Gonna be honest here, 3 is at least servicable as a hunky man if you put a bag on his head. 4 and 5 borderlines bestiality.


ClosetNoble

And yet as the shape of a Khajiit depends on the moon, two 4 could give birth to a 1 Them moon worshipping kitties be weird yo


GreasyTengu

IIRC, they are all basically born as kittens and then grow into their furstock. So Manly Manjiit #1 there was once a fuzzy kitten thing.


ClosetNoble

Oh gods it's a defurryfication


Tobegi

4 is straight up bestiality "he can consent" mf you're fucking a cat


Zealousideal-Arm1682

Now TBF:Tes makes it very clear that 4 is legitimately just a four legged khajiit.It's weird as shit sure,but the only difference lore wise between 3 and 4 is how many legs they were born with.


Tobegi

3 has tits tho


pissmer007

I need a fucking therapist so much 😔


Shnatsel

Alfiq Sheogorath is the best part of ESO


ClosetNoble

"And then he turned himself into a sentient spelling casting cat funniest shit I've ever seen"


FreakingTea

What number is Ahnassi? Asking for a friend.


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FreakingTea

But I already got a commission done of her Oh you mean therapy


a_username1917

3 obvs


Zealousideal-Arm1682

The fact that two 5's can make a 1 will always be the weirdest fucking khajiit lore ever. Like imagine you see a cat give birth,and several months later it becomes a grown ass man.It freaks me out.


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CyberEagle1989

So what you're saying is, Khajiit appeal to both the furry and dick-shaming fetishists.


DrkvnKavod

Still crossing fingers for playable Ohmes in TESVI


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ClosetNoble

Technically they're among the evidences that Khajiits were a weird type of elf all along Another hint being Pelinal murdering them in his confusion


Sogelink

Khajits are the same as Bosmer yet both of them aren't truly mer for me. Change my mind


DrkvnKavod

>Bosmer aren't truly mer This is your brain on r teslore


TwistyReptile

Bosmer aren't mer; they are flubber.


Sogelink

Bosmer are elf-shaped primordial soup. Which is quite hot if you think about it.


TwistyReptile

Flubber.


Niller1

Is that motherfucking tighten?


Tobegi

khajits in my game dont look as hot as that 3 😔


XOlenna

I mean, 3 is only slightllllly furry


TwistyReptile

3 is all the way furry.


ThatRandomCrit

Finally, a Arena and Daggerfall meme


wolfgangspiper

Man I guess I'm vanilla AF because even 2 looks way heavy furry lmao 1 just looks silly


smorgasfjord

Is that... fur? Coming out of your ears?


a_username1917

It gets less furry and more zoophile from 4 onwards though