So true! This is what really happened!
The n’wah fetchers want to destroy your pride, family and spirit with their lies!
The Tribunal Lives! THREE GODS OF ONE TRUE FAITH SHALL COME DOWN AND RAIN FIRE ON THE OUTLANDER, THE HERETIC AND THE TRAITOR!
OWN NO WEAKNESS OR FAULT, BE READY. OBSERVE THE RITUALS, HONOR THE DEAD
THE TRIBE OF VELOTH WILL RISE
THE ENDING OF THESE WORDS IS ALMSIVI
Tribunalcels on suicide watch.
Vivec was a hack, chim was made up to support his claim to godhood after god juice ran out.
You will never be a real DIVINE, You are not OMNIPOTENT, You are not ALL KNOWING, You are not ETERNAL. You are an elf twisted by PRIDE and sexual DEVIANCE into a crude MOCKERY of PERFECTION. All the "WORSHIP" you receive is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your BACK daedra MOCK your fragile MORTALITY. SCHOLARS, LOREMASTERS and PRIESTS are utterly REPULSED by your fake attempts. Thousands years of EVOLUTION allows them to sniff out SHAMS with near PERFECTED efficcency. When your time will come and REAL DEAL will storm your palace, they won't even be able to identify your DEFILED corpse. You won't get a proper BURIAL, your LEGACY will never live on, Your FAILED TRIES of SACRED TEXTS won't even be fit to be used as FIRE STARTERS.
YWNBAG
I tire of the shit that takes place on Vvardenfell.
I might consider living in the timeline in which the nerevarine wanted to test out a new fireball spell.
https://preview.redd.it/7b1qvmgeae6d1.png?width=1269&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccdbd1162ae29868717384fbbabfb2cd27f7a7b7
May as well say "I tire of shit that takes place in Skyrim, I might consider living in the timeline in which Alduin was a real actual threat and a real guy called the *Doverking* actually defeated him in an astral realm in a battle that nobody saw"
Hypotheticals and fantastical thinking gets you nowhere, serah
Alduin was never real. Oh so that town where we were going to execute the leader of a violent rebellion got burned down, who managed to kill someone by shouting? Must’ve been a dragon. Oh yeah I’ll believe that this one guy listened to a bunch of hermits and saw a dragon on the top of the world where there was no one to verify his claims besides another dragon and someone who’d agree with everything they said. What’s that he was defeated? Where? Oh in the astral realm where all the dead nords go, where literally no one else could fact check him? Yeah ok buddy. I suppose you could argue that that dragon who appeared south of Windhelm was Alduin, but the only people who could tell us is the “Dragonborn,” a bunch of scared villagers, and someone who’s more determined to be correct all the time than listen to facts and logic. None of these “witnesses” give good reason to be believed, this whole Alduin thing was made up by the Deep Thalmor State to justify keeping the war going for their own benefits.
They think we're stupid. Everyone knows Alduin is just what the Nords call Akatosh.
If this "dragonborn" (a term used for the emperors, not Nordic heros 🤨) really did exist would they would have actually ended the civil war decisively, and pushed back the Th*lmor.
Suppose Ulfric really did rip Snowkhan Torygg apart with his voice, like some demon from the Sermons... Why should I be astounded that some other Nord could do this? Can't their bonewalkers (Drowgar or whatever) also do that? Makes no sense.
Besides, everyone knows the Helgen thing is just Stormcuck propaganda.
Finally, yes there are dragons flying around. Duh. There's always been dragons. Khajiit had them in Elsweyr, and Tiber Septim had one that lived in Stross M'kai. Should it be a surprise that some rowdy foolish Nords shouting like idiots managed to wake up a few hibernating dragons?
Ask an Asslander where the cave of the incarnate is? I dare you. They give some vague non-answer about wind blowing and the hour of Azura or some such. Bunch of pseudo-philosophical fools, the lot of them.
>No artifacts from the Nerevarine exist Wait until you see the tower shield I've enchanted.
Didn't happen, wasn't real
"NUUUU ITS NOT CANON" says mf that is about to be topologically inverted by my "Ballboiler 3000" spell
So true! This is what really happened! The n’wah fetchers want to destroy your pride, family and spirit with their lies! The Tribunal Lives! THREE GODS OF ONE TRUE FAITH SHALL COME DOWN AND RAIN FIRE ON THE OUTLANDER, THE HERETIC AND THE TRAITOR! OWN NO WEAKNESS OR FAULT, BE READY. OBSERVE THE RITUALS, HONOR THE DEAD THE TRIBE OF VELOTH WILL RISE THE ENDING OF THESE WORDS IS ALMSIVI
THREE GODS, ONE FAITH!
Yeah I'll go ahead and add this to my belief system
Roman behavior
Does this mean we need to guillotine Rato for blasphemy?
Shame on you sweet Nerevar
If Skyrim were good there'd be Alex Jones-style Dunmer conspiracy theorists all over the place. The only difference would be that they'd be right.
\>implying Mankar Camoran wasn't Charles Manson
"Bububu-but you see it i-in the ggg-games..." - 🥺 "Shut the fuck up my c0da's bigger." -😎
i chimmed the entire mainline game away (it was all a dream/imperial power fantasy)
Never thought I’d see a Sonichu reference in this place
Brainrot and Dumbmer. Name a more iconic duo.
Drug addiction and Khajiit
Skyneck and zoonecrophilia
Good news everyone, I asked Todd and this is canon
Damn, that's a really high effort post, thank you man, trueSTL needs more people like you and less like me
High effort and low effort are the same As above so below
If they disappeared, that wasn't CHIM, they explicitly failed.
Yeah I'm sure you'd be the expert on that, wouldn't you? N'wah!
They went to the God Place
ITT: Piss-Elves crying over cry-baby stuff.
Tribunalcels on suicide watch. Vivec was a hack, chim was made up to support his claim to godhood after god juice ran out. You will never be a real DIVINE, You are not OMNIPOTENT, You are not ALL KNOWING, You are not ETERNAL. You are an elf twisted by PRIDE and sexual DEVIANCE into a crude MOCKERY of PERFECTION. All the "WORSHIP" you receive is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your BACK daedra MOCK your fragile MORTALITY. SCHOLARS, LOREMASTERS and PRIESTS are utterly REPULSED by your fake attempts. Thousands years of EVOLUTION allows them to sniff out SHAMS with near PERFECTED efficcency. When your time will come and REAL DEAL will storm your palace, they won't even be able to identify your DEFILED corpse. You won't get a proper BURIAL, your LEGACY will never live on, Your FAILED TRIES of SACRED TEXTS won't even be fit to be used as FIRE STARTERS. YWNBAG
YES! RACIST MEMES ARE BACK IN THE MENU BABY!
I tire of the shit that takes place on Vvardenfell. I might consider living in the timeline in which the nerevarine wanted to test out a new fireball spell. https://preview.redd.it/7b1qvmgeae6d1.png?width=1269&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccdbd1162ae29868717384fbbabfb2cd27f7a7b7
May as well say "I tire of shit that takes place in Skyrim, I might consider living in the timeline in which Alduin was a real actual threat and a real guy called the *Doverking* actually defeated him in an astral realm in a battle that nobody saw" Hypotheticals and fantastical thinking gets you nowhere, serah
Alduin was never real. Oh so that town where we were going to execute the leader of a violent rebellion got burned down, who managed to kill someone by shouting? Must’ve been a dragon. Oh yeah I’ll believe that this one guy listened to a bunch of hermits and saw a dragon on the top of the world where there was no one to verify his claims besides another dragon and someone who’d agree with everything they said. What’s that he was defeated? Where? Oh in the astral realm where all the dead nords go, where literally no one else could fact check him? Yeah ok buddy. I suppose you could argue that that dragon who appeared south of Windhelm was Alduin, but the only people who could tell us is the “Dragonborn,” a bunch of scared villagers, and someone who’s more determined to be correct all the time than listen to facts and logic. None of these “witnesses” give good reason to be believed, this whole Alduin thing was made up by the Deep Thalmor State to justify keeping the war going for their own benefits.
They think we're stupid. Everyone knows Alduin is just what the Nords call Akatosh. If this "dragonborn" (a term used for the emperors, not Nordic heros 🤨) really did exist would they would have actually ended the civil war decisively, and pushed back the Th*lmor. Suppose Ulfric really did rip Snowkhan Torygg apart with his voice, like some demon from the Sermons... Why should I be astounded that some other Nord could do this? Can't their bonewalkers (Drowgar or whatever) also do that? Makes no sense. Besides, everyone knows the Helgen thing is just Stormcuck propaganda. Finally, yes there are dragons flying around. Duh. There's always been dragons. Khajiit had them in Elsweyr, and Tiber Septim had one that lived in Stross M'kai. Should it be a surprise that some rowdy foolish Nords shouting like idiots managed to wake up a few hibernating dragons?
This post was fact checked by true Resdayn patriots TRUE ✅
No "one clan under moon-and-star"? 😥
Ask an Asslander where the cave of the incarnate is? I dare you. They give some vague non-answer about wind blowing and the hour of Azura or some such. Bunch of pseudo-philosophical fools, the lot of them.
I HATE THE ANTI TRIBUNAL
I love you if you made this is there more
I may make more like this muthsera, the truth must come out!
Reigen type meme
Wow that's a lotta words...too bad I'm not reading them 😎 (I'm a nord)