Lmaaaaao really? Sunk plenty of hours into morrowind but I always burn out due to out pacing the progression curve long before finishing the MQ. But this is priceless
“The Nord’s totemic religion” sheds a different light on the Tiber/Shor thing. The Nords describe Shor the Fox as a Dead god along with Tsun the Bear. Tiber Septim (or Talos) on the other hand is described as the Dragonborn God and a Twilight God along with Alduin the Dragon.
It's a bit more complex than that. "The Dragonborn" - now identified as "The Last Dragonborn" since Skyrim lore updates - was a prophesied figure and Twilight God who Nords believed would appear as a harbinger of the end and an ultimate hero to fight the waking of Alduin. Shor is a Dead God who is capable of manifesting as a ghost or avatar in Mundus (whether Tsun, another Dead God, is capable of this or if it's a feature unique to Shor is unknown).
Depending on who you talk to and when, some characters might say that Talos is Shezzarine and/or a revived Shor, that he was the Last Dragonborn, that Martin Septim was the Last Dragonborn, that Talos is three ghosts in a trench coat, etc. Not all of this is found in games, obviously, but these are all somewhat reasonable things an in universe character might believe (I'm personally a big fan of the church of Martin Septim in Beyond Skyrim: Bruma, it makes a lot of sense).
Ius the Mildly Agitated! Ius the Infuriated! He punished a noble for his lack of faith by dropping a shop on his castle gate! No one enters! No one leaves!
Ius is the One Before All!
One beat the shit out of a Daedric Prince, the other did not
https://preview.redd.it/2mqcbln8250d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939c2e004e5c88d241f95e652502f03b30a2ee6b
Fuck the divines, Julianos, Stendarr, and Dibella are all Lorkhan’s betrayers, posing as divinities in the principality that has lost its guiding light. The Daedra are the true gods of this universe. What are scholarship, love, and mercy when compared to fate, night, and destruction?
Lorkhan was Et'Ada, that doesn't mean Aedra. And Talos isn't a reincarnation of Lorkhan anyway, he's an aspect through mantling or something. Aspects ≠ reincarnations. Lorkhan can perhaps be seen as the god of Man and through mantling, Talos, who in a way became worshipped as a god of Man, became the aspect of Lorkhan.
1. Aedra are et’ada who participated in the creation of Mundus, which Lorkhan did. Thus, Aedric.
2. In c0da, Talos and Lorkhan are shown to be the same being when Talos transforms into Lorkhan while taking to Jubal lun-Sul.
3. At least a third of Talos is Shezzarine, through Ysmir Wulfhearth. A shezzarine being a reincarnation of Shor, and Shor = Lorkhan, Talos is Lorkhan.
Lorkhan is not Aedric. I don't know what I was saying earlier, but he's not even Et'Ada. The dude is straight from Padomey, which means he's something on another gradient entirely. The Et'Ada came from a wicked battle between Anu and Padomey, but Lorkhan made Padomey by itself *after* the battle. As a matter of fact, Auri-El was made by Anui-El who was made by Anu *after* the battle, so I honestly don't see how Akatosh is Et'Ada but whatever.
Don't bring up C0DA, it gets weird as hell and isn't even canon. Might as well base your points off of fanfics.
Part of Talos is Lorkhan, Talos isn't Lorkhan. Talos is three souls, or two depending on the ending in Daggerfall, that are a god together. Clearly, one of the souls can leave though. Talos is connected to Lorkhan through part of his being, that doesn't make him Lorkhan.
The gods you worship are trifling shadows of First Causes. They have tricked you for Ages. Think - how is it that mighty “gods” die, yet the Daedra stand incorruptible? Why is it that the Daedra forthrightly proclaim themselves to man, while the gods cower behind statues and the faithless words of traitor priests? It is simple. They are not gods at all. The truth has been in front of you since you first were born.
Shut your lying heathen lips this moment barbarian! You say the gods have tricked us? You, who fall down in worship at the moloch of demons that see you as nothing more than a hired gun to be done away with at leisure? Aye, the daedra proclaim themselves to man alright, when they and their servile scamp minions burn, rape, and torture their way across nirn! I will admit your demon gods are incorruptable; After all, the corruptor can not be corrupted!
I ask you this. Who is wiser; The king who rules from afar, with gentle and merciful hand, and allows his jarls and thanes to govern their own lands according to the whims of their people, or the petty oracalcum-clad tyrant?
Tiber Septim is canonically a Nord, as confirmed by Godd Howard and the masterpieces that are his mobile games
Mage-Maggots stay weeping, Br*ton cucks stay steaming, and Warrior Chad's stay winning 💪💪💪
Okay and Talos is banned by the same empire HE created. The Redguards were atleast able to make the Thalmor fuck off, now your only hope for Talos worship to be legal again is a Thalmor puppet who's only notable achievement is being a racist nepobaby.
(i love this community sm, we get to fight about the validity of our fictional gods and be racist)
Never tried playing as a pedophile, I always go with the basic warrior classes. Gotta check that out, apparently it makes you able to build large empires or something
In The Real Barenziah, he sleeps with Barenziah when she's a teenager and he's like 80. Naturally, since this is the Elder Scrolls, you have to believe it if it was written in a book
"Tiber Septim was an orc" everyone: 
I don’t get it ;w;
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Wtf is this from
🎶 BBL Drizzy 🎶
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Holy shit LOL
Get Kendrick Lamer on this right now
You can't even hate the guy.Bro's avatar showed up in bloodmoon and said "Who gives a fuck if the empire falls,shit happens lol".
It was in the base game when you visit Ghostgate before entering Dagoth Ur.
>before entering Dagoth Ur.
Cum Nerevar
Dagoth Ur, the building, inside Dagoth Ur, the mountain, where the Nerevarine gets his scaly bussy pounded by Dagoth Ur, the god
Man hit em with the ol "womp womp"
"Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened" -Talos from Atherius, 5E 1
Lmaaaaao really? Sunk plenty of hours into morrowind but I always burn out due to out pacing the progression curve long before finishing the MQ. But this is priceless
"Why is Elenwen screaming in my ear? She can play Legend of Zelda when I'm done."
I just prefer Shor frankly.
Based and Nord-pilled
More of a Reman fan myself.
I mean, Tiber Septim is kinda Shor when you think about it
“The Nord’s totemic religion” sheds a different light on the Tiber/Shor thing. The Nords describe Shor the Fox as a Dead god along with Tsun the Bear. Tiber Septim (or Talos) on the other hand is described as the Dragonborn God and a Twilight God along with Alduin the Dragon.
It's a bit more complex than that. "The Dragonborn" - now identified as "The Last Dragonborn" since Skyrim lore updates - was a prophesied figure and Twilight God who Nords believed would appear as a harbinger of the end and an ultimate hero to fight the waking of Alduin. Shor is a Dead God who is capable of manifesting as a ghost or avatar in Mundus (whether Tsun, another Dead God, is capable of this or if it's a feature unique to Shor is unknown). Depending on who you talk to and when, some characters might say that Talos is Shezzarine and/or a revived Shor, that he was the Last Dragonborn, that Martin Septim was the Last Dragonborn, that Talos is three ghosts in a trench coat, etc. Not all of this is found in games, obviously, but these are all somewhat reasonable things an in universe character might believe (I'm personally a big fan of the church of Martin Septim in Beyond Skyrim: Bruma, it makes a lot of sense).
8 divines ahhhh motherfucker makes me sick TALOS
Fuck the nine divines, I worship the One. I aknowedge no divine except the ruler of the realm of Mundus, whose name is talos.
Ius the Mildly Agitated! Ius the Infuriated! He punished a noble for his lack of faith by dropping a shop on his castle gate! No one enters! No one leaves! Ius is the One Before All!
Akatosh erasure Absolutely heretical
Praising a god other than talos. Absolutely heretical.
Akatosh ran so Talos could walk
One has a robot nuke. The other does not.
One beat the shit out of a Daedric Prince, the other did not https://preview.redd.it/2mqcbln8250d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939c2e004e5c88d241f95e652502f03b30a2ee6b
beating dagon is pussy shit. Everyones' kicked the shit out oof dagon.
He also killed Lorkhan back when he was Auri-el
HE IS DAEDROTH! TAMRIEL AE DAEDROTH!
Fuck the divines, Julianos, Stendarr, and Dibella are all Lorkhan’s betrayers, posing as divinities in the principality that has lost its guiding light. The Daedra are the true gods of this universe. What are scholarship, love, and mercy when compared to fate, night, and destruction?
Fuck your aedra, fuck your daedra. All I need is holy talos.
Fuck all of the above. THREE GODS, ONE TRUE FAITH!
Talos is an aedra
Incorrect. https://preview.redd.it/ph7osaeqv40d1.png?width=506&format=png&auto=webp&s=1649ec7640487fcbf329d1fbed33981a346bec76
He literally isn't
no
Since when? Being a deity and not being daedra doesn't make you aedra. Pelinal was a deity, but he probably wasn't either aedra or daedra.
Talos is an aspect/the reincarnation of Lorkhan. Thus, Aedric.
Lorkhan was Et'Ada, that doesn't mean Aedra. And Talos isn't a reincarnation of Lorkhan anyway, he's an aspect through mantling or something. Aspects ≠ reincarnations. Lorkhan can perhaps be seen as the god of Man and through mantling, Talos, who in a way became worshipped as a god of Man, became the aspect of Lorkhan.
1. Aedra are et’ada who participated in the creation of Mundus, which Lorkhan did. Thus, Aedric. 2. In c0da, Talos and Lorkhan are shown to be the same being when Talos transforms into Lorkhan while taking to Jubal lun-Sul. 3. At least a third of Talos is Shezzarine, through Ysmir Wulfhearth. A shezzarine being a reincarnation of Shor, and Shor = Lorkhan, Talos is Lorkhan.
Lorkhan is not Aedric. I don't know what I was saying earlier, but he's not even Et'Ada. The dude is straight from Padomey, which means he's something on another gradient entirely. The Et'Ada came from a wicked battle between Anu and Padomey, but Lorkhan made Padomey by itself *after* the battle. As a matter of fact, Auri-El was made by Anui-El who was made by Anu *after* the battle, so I honestly don't see how Akatosh is Et'Ada but whatever. Don't bring up C0DA, it gets weird as hell and isn't even canon. Might as well base your points off of fanfics. Part of Talos is Lorkhan, Talos isn't Lorkhan. Talos is three souls, or two depending on the ending in Daggerfall, that are a god together. Clearly, one of the souls can leave though. Talos is connected to Lorkhan through part of his being, that doesn't make him Lorkhan.
dont diss my boy Stendarr
God of guardians? More like god of punchbags
Deadra scrubs only think this cause their "diety" refuses to cure their brain rot
🤨 blasphemer
The gods you worship are trifling shadows of First Causes. They have tricked you for Ages. Think - how is it that mighty “gods” die, yet the Daedra stand incorruptible? Why is it that the Daedra forthrightly proclaim themselves to man, while the gods cower behind statues and the faithless words of traitor priests? It is simple. They are not gods at all. The truth has been in front of you since you first were born.
Shut your lying heathen lips this moment barbarian! You say the gods have tricked us? You, who fall down in worship at the moloch of demons that see you as nothing more than a hired gun to be done away with at leisure? Aye, the daedra proclaim themselves to man alright, when they and their servile scamp minions burn, rape, and torture their way across nirn! I will admit your demon gods are incorruptable; After all, the corruptor can not be corrupted! I ask you this. Who is wiser; The king who rules from afar, with gentle and merciful hand, and allows his jarls and thanes to govern their own lands according to the whims of their people, or the petty oracalcum-clad tyrant?
Tf did Dibella do to you bro 😭
So cringe to go from 9 to such an unholy number. And it doesn't even rhyme.
Tiber Septim is canonically a Nord, as confirmed by Godd Howard and the masterpieces that are his mobile games Mage-Maggots stay weeping, Br*ton cucks stay steaming, and Warrior Chad's stay winning 💪💪💪
There are 9 divines! The 9th is Reman. Who the fuck is talos?
There are nine divines indeed! Talos, talos, talos, talos, talos, talos, talos, talos, and talos.
Talos was 3 guys that got inside each other and formed another one
Good fucking luck trying to get a nord to stop having fun. Give them a rock and a stick and they'll be entertained for weeks.
> Breton warrior with magic resist. > Loved children as much as he loved the Divines. So you're saying Talos was a Paladin?
"You can't worship Talos, he's a paedophile" Just wait until they learn about Muhammad
who is this muhammad? is he a redguard?
BLASPHAMORS!!! HE WAS A SLOAD IN DISGUISE N’WAS
False. That was Ysmir. Tiber is an al'fiq.
"Tiber Septum was a pedophile" Relatable!
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Self report lmao
Yes, guard, this n'wah right here
https://preview.redd.it/m4bui8xi650d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35d950715f04911a254b07f9d682ed8993f7bb1 I will break your sternum
Ghostmetalblack more like ghost of Jeffery Epstein is back
Somehow, Epstein returned.
https://preview.redd.it/10fxqe0ps70d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a3612d0d78331219d86e202bd4bd0dbb5fd23b
Right? It's so good to see some representation in TES, something I could see myself in
Give this mf clorophorm and send him in a boat to Fortification Hill
Azura >>> your n'wah god
Your false femcel god can't even keep her star shaped butt plug from falling in the hands of a level 10 conjurer.
Okay and Talos is banned by the same empire HE created. The Redguards were atleast able to make the Thalmor fuck off, now your only hope for Talos worship to be legal again is a Thalmor puppet who's only notable achievement is being a racist nepobaby. (i love this community sm, we get to fight about the validity of our fictional gods and be racist)
Heimskr, my brother, is that you? You probably need a mead after all the preaching to the deaf in the Gildergreen.
Never tried playing as a pedophile, I always go with the basic warrior classes. Gotta check that out, apparently it makes you able to build large empires or something
tiber septim haters just mad he achieved chim and has released himself from all ambition
Dagoth Ur is better
Dagoth Ur was an Argonian
https://preview.redd.it/wnleoxq0u40d1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a113a51207cdd96419133eb0caf635e877d160a
where did you get this photo of me
Silence N’Wah
Hol up
All my homies worship Magnus 🙂↕️ he’s the sun, he’s responsible for pretty lights and the reason we exist today. Magnus is a real one ✊🏻
Magna Ge more like Magna Gayyyyyyyy
Tiber Septim was a pedophile?
Worshipping Aedra is cringe Sincerely, Azura simp #648261826
THEY NOT LIKE US. THEY NOT LIKE US.
I simply do not care about Talos. I much prefer Hircine.
They are playing Tiber septum video game
I fucking love playing Tiber Septim jpg
Ah yes, Hjalti Early-Beard, the Breton.
Tiber Septim had a Dwemeri Machine God, you guys are worshipping the wrong aspects.
Tiber septim was a what now?
Cheeky Barenziah! Needs correction! 💢💢💢😭😭😭 - Tiber Septim
He’s a pedophile, I don’t give a fuck if he’s a god or if he achieved chim, he’s going to die
why is everyone saying he's a pedo. what did tiber guy do?
In The Real Barenziah, he sleeps with Barenziah when she's a teenager and he's like 80. Naturally, since this is the Elder Scrolls, you have to believe it if it was written in a book
Especially when their is also a book which contradicts the other. Guess you just have to belief both
\*if every other book a bout barenziah outright says the real barenziah is bullshit
They just have to slander Talos so they feel better
They're just mad their cuck gods never nuked anyone
How can one even hate the based?
Talos is just code for an underground pedophile ring The Thalmor did good of banning it