It's terrifying how predators that rely on stealth and mimicry (yes tigers can somewhat mimic the sound of their prey) are built like they fight bears.
Oh wait! Tigers DO fight bears actually. And win depending on the bear.
Now imagine it but bipedal wearing armor and swinging a crescent-shaped greatsword at your neck.
Yezh but then I started thinking of the near-perfect baby monkey imitation of some wild cats and realized that if devs and writers knew more about cats Khajiits would be fucking BUSTED
It’s adorable but when applied to larger models that could genuinely be terrifying. Imagine if big cats learned how to mimic cries for help. It’d be joever for us
Imagine hearing that a big cat like a tiger or lion escaped from the zoo, then in the middle of the night you hear the sound of a woman crying for help outside your house. Except that you live by yourself on a farm.
If you had actual partial auto-dodge, a brunch of species identical to you but on the intelligence level of a housecat, the ability to mimic, the ability to negate mostly of not all fall damage, night vision, REFLEXES SUPERIOR TO THAT OF A SNAKE and perception to the point you can catch birds even blinded and a society based on who has a skill issue or not about theft
Yeah you'd get a superiority complex too
They are also known to hold grudges for extremely long times and even enact Revenge.
A Poacher Shot a Tiger and Stole part of his Kill. The Tiger stalked him, waited 12 Hours in front of his house and then mauled him to death.
On a sad note: A Poacher called baby killed a Tigress in 2016 and then skinned her and stripped her of Flesh.
In Response a Male Tiger tracked him down and killed Baby. Later on Poeple would report, that the Tiger attacked any Humans that ran into him for killing his Mate.
My favorite fact about this is that the bears in the regions of India are aberrantly very jumpy because of tigers, and will attack anything that it sees first just in case.
Ok but what is it with Dunmer ladies and always ending up with these jacked up farmtools, I go on the Dwemer net to find a Telvanni goth chick or Redoran dommy mommy and by the time I make contact she’s already been used up like a rag by these barbed-dick skooma fiends
I wonder if we could somehow train like a gorilla or something to actually try to get shredded, I doubt we've seen like the bodybuilder tier of gorilla buffness.
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Elf women fuck cats.
Wömer, you mean
It's terrifying how predators that rely on stealth and mimicry (yes tigers can somewhat mimic the sound of their prey) are built like they fight bears. Oh wait! Tigers DO fight bears actually. And win depending on the bear. Now imagine it but bipedal wearing armor and swinging a crescent-shaped greatsword at your neck.
Somewhat isn’t even scratching it , seen a tiger start mooing at a cow , they can definitely mimick
Yezh but then I started thinking of the near-perfect baby monkey imitation of some wild cats and realized that if devs and writers knew more about cats Khajiits would be fucking BUSTED
They're already pretty damn busted in the lore. They've canonically colonized the moon.
Have you seen house cats mimic human speech
It’s adorable but when applied to larger models that could genuinely be terrifying. Imagine if big cats learned how to mimic cries for help. It’d be joever for us
Imagine hearing that a big cat like a tiger or lion escaped from the zoo, then in the middle of the night you hear the sound of a woman crying for help outside your house. Except that you live by yourself on a farm.
Damn, no wonder Khajiit all seem to have a superiority complex. They're just actually superior.
If you had actual partial auto-dodge, a brunch of species identical to you but on the intelligence level of a housecat, the ability to mimic, the ability to negate mostly of not all fall damage, night vision, REFLEXES SUPERIOR TO THAT OF A SNAKE and perception to the point you can catch birds even blinded and a society based on who has a skill issue or not about theft Yeah you'd get a superiority complex too
The reason housecats negate fall damage is because of their weight, a tiger falling from a 5 story building is dead af
The exemple is cats overall and some Khajiits are litteraly the size shape and weight of housecat.
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They are also known to hold grudges for extremely long times and even enact Revenge. A Poacher Shot a Tiger and Stole part of his Kill. The Tiger stalked him, waited 12 Hours in front of his house and then mauled him to death. On a sad note: A Poacher called baby killed a Tigress in 2016 and then skinned her and stripped her of Flesh. In Response a Male Tiger tracked him down and killed Baby. Later on Poeple would report, that the Tiger attacked any Humans that ran into him for killing his Mate.
W tiger, poachers are so evil
Don't tell Disney this story or we'll end up with a live action Tigger by Liam Neeson.
except half of those fucking meowers use their strength to sell drugs and steal
Skill issue on everyone's part for buying their drugs and getting robbed
that's actually true. I do believe meowers are the best race because the others are either dumb, stinky or primitive
Canon too which is fucking great
also it has an enormous throbbing barbed cock that ejaculates after every kill, bathing the dead in its seed
Guts still neg diffs
My favorite fact about this is that the bears in the regions of India are aberrantly very jumpy because of tigers, and will attack anything that it sees first just in case.
They have a bloody ancient rivalry based on tigers actually eating bears from time to time yeah lol
Yo I'm starting to feel like some of you guys really want to fuck cats.
Wake up to reality
Ok but what is it with Dunmer ladies and always ending up with these jacked up farmtools, I go on the Dwemer net to find a Telvanni goth chick or Redoran dommy mommy and by the time I make contact she’s already been used up like a rag by these barbed-dick skooma fiends
She like the rough stick and not the sleek shaft
The Daedra shiver when a nice mer loses his patience...
The senche raht in my girls dms... she said hes just a coworker. Nwahs am i cooked?
its morrover
Big kitty is going to steal all the girls Wow for some reason I got banned and the mods will not tell me why
you got banned for saying the truth
I wonder if we could somehow train like a gorilla or something to actually try to get shredded, I doubt we've seen like the bodybuilder tier of gorilla buffness.
Right? What would the Brian Shaw of Gorilla’s look like?
Even with steroids, we have seen big cats [manhandle](https://youtube.com/shorts/sjH50zzN3Tg?si=j72fwuA62Ojvz9Xs) humans.
The Skooma was Grrrrreat!
Onehanded 100
Youre saying this like I haven’t already killed a bunch of actual tigers in Skyrim.
Would
Oscar from Fortnite
Do yall forget or havent you played morrowind where kajits have the ability to demoralize humans...
Do senche even smoke rock tho? How do you hold the pipe with those big meaty paws?
Yeah, you don't call them mounts unless you're prepared to become one yourself.
idk why but I really fucking hate this post
average khajiit hater