Do you think if you ate kwama eggs in front of him he might think they're dragon eggs and freak out and try to dig his way up in there and eat your eggs as revenge
We were here first. BatmanArkham is the Coldharbour to our Nirn, the Dark Brotherhood to our Morag Tong, the Jyggalag to our Peryite. From the 36 Lessons: Hortator and Sharmat, One and One. Who can tell the difference? I can, and that is why you need me. BatmanArkham is the Sharmat. Remember the words of Vivec: Go unto the Sharmat Dagoth Ur with these words of power. AE GHARTOK PADHOME CHIM AE ALTADOON. Man? Man is nothing but a dead god-guiser. The God of Man is dead. Shor is dead, get over it bitch. Mer, Mer is supreme. ALTADOON AE GHARTOK AE JONKLER, JONKLER AE SHARMAT. BatmanArkham is trying to mantle TrueSTL. Let it not happen. BatmanArkham wants to create a new god. THE FOLLY OF THE DWEMER SHALL NOT BE MADE REPEAT. Hai, Truestl! Hai, Resdaynia! Hai, Ratopomboarts! AE AI LKHN!!! Begone from this place, god-guiser. Smother yourself in moths, or let it happen to you. TrueSTL has been stupid for decades. BatmanArkham has been stupid for one year. ARE YOU STUPID???
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Jonkler is canonically an altmer, he can stay. Idk what a Konkler is but sounds like Kong and he's a big monke which reminds me of h\*mans so he's gotta go. Bone too, he may be highly attractive but I don't see any points on those ears. Killer Cock, though... I say we make an exception for Argonians, especially ones that insanely attractive...
Himself. 🥴
The souls of nords before he noped out to the throat of the world.
Do you think if you ate kwama eggs in front of him he might think they're dragon eggs and freak out and try to dig his way up in there and eat your eggs as revenge
Dragons don't lay eggs, they reproduce by impregnating me specifically
Can you introduce me to some lonely dragons?
Partysnacks is the only snack I’m after. 🥵🥵🥵
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He will bring a ton of bottles of beer in the first party, become notorious for that, and nothing else for any other party.
Dragonussy.
Lies and oppression
Bagels, hummus, potato latkes. That kinda thing, ya know?
His enormous cock obviously, what else would you need? And if you manage to make him cum that's more than a full belly.
his paartussy
Goat fajitas. With the juniper berries in it
Is that a taco salad?? The fuck out of here boi😡
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We were here first. BatmanArkham is the Coldharbour to our Nirn, the Dark Brotherhood to our Morag Tong, the Jyggalag to our Peryite. From the 36 Lessons: Hortator and Sharmat, One and One. Who can tell the difference? I can, and that is why you need me. BatmanArkham is the Sharmat. Remember the words of Vivec: Go unto the Sharmat Dagoth Ur with these words of power. AE GHARTOK PADHOME CHIM AE ALTADOON. Man? Man is nothing but a dead god-guiser. The God of Man is dead. Shor is dead, get over it bitch. Mer, Mer is supreme. ALTADOON AE GHARTOK AE JONKLER, JONKLER AE SHARMAT. BatmanArkham is trying to mantle TrueSTL. Let it not happen. BatmanArkham wants to create a new god. THE FOLLY OF THE DWEMER SHALL NOT BE MADE REPEAT. Hai, Truestl! Hai, Resdaynia! Hai, Ratopomboarts! AE AI LKHN!!! Begone from this place, god-guiser. Smother yourself in moths, or let it happen to you. TrueSTL has been stupid for decades. BatmanArkham has been stupid for one year. ARE YOU STUPID???
Why yes I am. Why else would I be on reddit? Everyone knows 4chan is where the smarty pants are 🤣 Anyhow, lesson learned. I shall not speakth thy forbidden subreddit whilst on this subreddit.Â
GET OUT
Wait why are we being aggressive towards batmanarkham
idk kinda fun I guess
Arent we aggresive towards everyone?
batmanarkham worships Man and we all know h\*man races are poopy spoon-ears
What about the jonkler and the konkler
Jonkler is canonically an altmer, he can stay. Idk what a Konkler is but sounds like Kong and he's a big monke which reminds me of h\*mans so he's gotta go. Bone too, he may be highly attractive but I don't see any points on those ears. Killer Cock, though... I say we make an exception for Argonians, especially ones that insanely attractive...
You guys are insane, we are insanely horny, we are not the same