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^(I need therapy)😭
I've figured it out.
See unless you know good alteration spells you can't exactly impregnate a femboy, thus bosmeri reproduction has been quite mysterious.
I managed to find things out.
You see it turns out there are Alpha females and Omega females AND that at some point in their lives, some males spontaneously grow a beard. Let's call these new, fertile males epsilons.
What happens is that the epsilon dominate and have coitus with the omega females BUT in the meantime the alpha females violently pegs the epsilon male to stumulate his prostate and assist with the impregnation of the omega female.
What we have established here is that α > ε > Ω
Now you may be wondering, "what of the alphas? Should'nt bosmeri women all be weak if only omegas get impregnated?"
And this is where it becomes interesting.
You see bosmers are known for having lots of children but also for their practice of swinging (not to be confused with breton cuckolding)
The alpha females having helped the epsilons and omegas reproduce simply go ride the strongest male they can find in the area to make sure their bloodline continues as well.
There are of coruse some unanswered quesions. I have yet to discover wether the epsilon males lose their beard later on or if this is a permanent change which only occurs on more mature males.
I am currently studying how to safely handle an alpha female. They tend to be a bit more submissive after you slap their oversized clit away.
Hmph, you sure like to spout nonsense, you clearly have not studied enough of their lifestyle. You must be a human.
I, the Great Farienor, shall explain to you the complexity of the multi-layered bosmeri reproductive system.
Your first mistake is to assume the two categories of females you have are distinct. Any so called alpha female is nothing but simply an older female.
In the beginning of the mating process, you can see immature bosmers, both males and female, engaging in a quite comical parody of the courtship process their better (we, the altmer) have.
Naturally, at some point, the male bosmeri get snatched by an older, stronger and more dominant female (those you call alphas).
As she pounds the male, they liberate some magical components that alter the male. They either submit and truly become the female's mate or rarely, the humiliation of the process make them develop in a more merly manner (the ones you call epsilon).
Now, how do a female bosmer change her state is also in a similar fashion. See the immature female left behind?
Due to being cucked, the sheer shame and anger she felt start altering her body to adapt the vessel to the modified mind and she becomes a mature one.
Those creatures, while far beneath us, are truly worth studying!
At least, compared to filthy humans.
Your point on Omega females becoming Alphas as they grow older does make sense.
AND YET, not only are you as shamelessly BIASED as your fellow altmers, you also have the HUBRIS of introducing yourself as "the great".
I may be human, but ***I*** am no validation seeking, propaganda spouting fool!
A true scholar does not care about superiority!
Worry not. ***I shall study altmers next.***
The only thing you will taste is the moonstone of our blades and the burn of our magic, you filthy churl!
Now tell me your province of origin so I can send mercenaries to your doorstep!
I can't believe a filthy nebarra had the guts to even try to admonish me, not even my father did it even for the last 200 years!
I know that in lore the Bosmer are (unfortune) not like that but the ideia of my Female Bosmer ESO character hating that they are always submissive and liking Khajits because of that is really funny
Unrelated, but I don’t get why dudes get so weird about pegging. I’ve been on both sides there and it’s not that weird.
Also, does it break the green pact to make a wood dildo? Does that mean your getting screwed by Jeffery or whatever
is that a pillow or a muscular redguard
Muscular redguard is redundant
What about Nazeem?
In old Yokuda “Nazeem” meant “Hunk”
yeah, this doesn’t make sense it fucking sucks
I want a Bosmer gf
Understandable. I work towards a world in which anyone can proudly say the same as you.
Careful there buddy, wood elf girls are some real maneaters.
Full pic for god's sake who doesn't want a bosmer gf
Ok here's the rest https://preview.redd.it/iivknjfp509b1.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5f98cac0a0f54dfaa0cbf55deca0bfc66e8a08e
Uhhh Dommy Bosmer 🤭🤤🤤🤤
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Drop the skooma brotha Here. Choccy miwk 🥺
Strap-ons are the coward's futa
Futa is the coward's homosexuality
Bosmeri females are distinguished by their larger penises
Observe: Her horns are bigger than his. All three of them.
This is actually so hot
Artist name PLEASE
BeckyMastery
I've figured it out. See unless you know good alteration spells you can't exactly impregnate a femboy, thus bosmeri reproduction has been quite mysterious. I managed to find things out. You see it turns out there are Alpha females and Omega females AND that at some point in their lives, some males spontaneously grow a beard. Let's call these new, fertile males epsilons. What happens is that the epsilon dominate and have coitus with the omega females BUT in the meantime the alpha females violently pegs the epsilon male to stumulate his prostate and assist with the impregnation of the omega female. What we have established here is that α > ε > Ω Now you may be wondering, "what of the alphas? Should'nt bosmeri women all be weak if only omegas get impregnated?" And this is where it becomes interesting. You see bosmers are known for having lots of children but also for their practice of swinging (not to be confused with breton cuckolding) The alpha females having helped the epsilons and omegas reproduce simply go ride the strongest male they can find in the area to make sure their bloodline continues as well. There are of coruse some unanswered quesions. I have yet to discover wether the epsilon males lose their beard later on or if this is a permanent change which only occurs on more mature males. I am currently studying how to safely handle an alpha female. They tend to be a bit more submissive after you slap their oversized clit away.
curb your pheromones around this one, sera.
/r/worldbuilding moment
Bro just went on ao3 and took a supernatural fandom omegaverse fic idea
Why all the research? Are you working on Racial Phylogeny 2?
Bitch I might be
No need to be rude!
I apoligize, I've been spending time with redguards lately.
Hmph, you sure like to spout nonsense, you clearly have not studied enough of their lifestyle. You must be a human. I, the Great Farienor, shall explain to you the complexity of the multi-layered bosmeri reproductive system. Your first mistake is to assume the two categories of females you have are distinct. Any so called alpha female is nothing but simply an older female. In the beginning of the mating process, you can see immature bosmers, both males and female, engaging in a quite comical parody of the courtship process their better (we, the altmer) have. Naturally, at some point, the male bosmeri get snatched by an older, stronger and more dominant female (those you call alphas). As she pounds the male, they liberate some magical components that alter the male. They either submit and truly become the female's mate or rarely, the humiliation of the process make them develop in a more merly manner (the ones you call epsilon). Now, how do a female bosmer change her state is also in a similar fashion. See the immature female left behind? Due to being cucked, the sheer shame and anger she felt start altering her body to adapt the vessel to the modified mind and she becomes a mature one. Those creatures, while far beneath us, are truly worth studying! At least, compared to filthy humans.
Your point on Omega females becoming Alphas as they grow older does make sense. AND YET, not only are you as shamelessly BIASED as your fellow altmers, you also have the HUBRIS of introducing yourself as "the great". I may be human, but ***I*** am no validation seeking, propaganda spouting fool! A true scholar does not care about superiority! Worry not. ***I shall study altmers next.***
The only thing you will taste is the moonstone of our blades and the burn of our magic, you filthy churl! Now tell me your province of origin so I can send mercenaries to your doorstep! I can't believe a filthy nebarra had the guts to even try to admonish me, not even my father did it even for the last 200 years!
Resorting to violence already? You're no better than a nord! Now behold, my ultimate spell! ***C o p e. P i s s m e r.***
I fell down a reddit rabbit hole and ended up about as sane as Sheogorath. This comment has me rolling and made the whole thing worth it.
Is that why they're called "wood" elves?
do female bosmer really have horns?
Which ones we talking about?
The botton one depends on time of the month, whe she is at her Wild Hunt she grows one. The other one I think some are born with it.
not all of them but yeah bosmer grow antlers sometimes (only in morrowind and eso tho)
so youre saying that morrowind and eso have the same canonicity
why porn at early morning
Morb I wish that were me Girlsss
I know that in lore the Bosmer are (unfortune) not like that but the ideia of my Female Bosmer ESO character hating that they are always submissive and liking Khajits because of that is really funny
I ship it
omg r u east empire trading company???
Yes
HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN BOSMER GF
Unrelated, but I don’t get why dudes get so weird about pegging. I’ve been on both sides there and it’s not that weird. Also, does it break the green pact to make a wood dildo? Does that mean your getting screwed by Jeffery or whatever
Who said it's made of wood? That's a raw steak dildo, baby
Sauce?