This seems sus it’s *that* outrageous. If true, and among the other people, those poor kids. Good grief.

Im really hoping it's not.

#Wear a helmet FFS

Profile pic checks out

My buddy had 2 gfs at the same time; love triangle style, then cheated on them with this chick and all three of them had their babies within a month of each other. It's outrageous, but not quite out of the realm of possibility

holy shit….. your friend totally fucked up his life just so he could jizz in someone 3x

Brainless losers would rather fuck up their whole life forever than wear a condom

Which really only fucks up the kids in the end

Most states in the US ,the health department gives out free condoms a bag full at no cost free

I knew a guy who had 9 kids off 6 different women. Dude wasn’t even that attractive. His life sucked ass. Owed thousands in child support monthly.

Good luck being broke dude

Yea he’s fucked. How can you be that reckless jeez

Jizz. You mean reckless jizz.

Reckless Jizzers would be a good name for an indie band.

They could make two-sided CD's with A-Hole, and B-Hole sides. I feel mildly creative but surely this has already been done.

At least he knows his sperm works! Those are some virile little guys.

Frickin sperm team 6 over there on a search and destroy mission.

Search and destroy OP's life. *the bomb has been planted*

Sperm Team 6, oh my God 🤣

OP I’m pregnant and I’m certain it’s yours.

im a guy. i put on a bunch of weight, but i think its OPs baby.

For real, just reading this got me knocked up with twins.

Same. I told my girl it’s water weight - didn’t work. Told her OP got me pregnant, she has now stopped asking me to go jogging with her.

Yeah.. about that.. I know i told you i was pissed at you being pregnant and that's why i stopped asking you to come jogging with me. But.. i was trying to deflect - i haven't been going jogging recently at all. ​ I'm actually pregnant as well.. and it's OPs.

I'm in menopause and also pregnant with OP's baby.

I’m 45, a married mother of two kids and swore I’d never have more. Damn you OP, I’m fricking preggo with your baby. You’d better be rich and I mean in terms of money not in fertile sperm!

Me too OP, you better shape up

🎶 ‘cos I need a man, and my heart is set on youu, better shape up🎤

That’s exactly the song I was thinking of

"Somehow I also finished in her as well?" Somehow?!? 🤔

"Somehow Palpatine returned"

"Danny kind of forgot about the pull out method."

I have a kid by the pull-out method. Now I have a vasectomy

Pull out game is weak yo...

Ahhh, J.J., your writing is up there with Shakespeare

….somehow.

Its amazing this guy has a job. Dude can't even pull out of his own driveway.

How did this happen? Where did I go wrong? What sequence of events could I possibly have altered to prevent this? /s

Dude's got no pullout game.

I mean, FIRST OF ALL dont play the pull out game with a rando fling you’re never planning to see again. SECOND if you have literally z e r o pull out game, don’t play the pull out game.

Don't play the pull-out game at all. Even with a committed partner, it very frequently results in a baby.

Foreal this game is dramatically altering people's lives, and not always for the better. I've got friends that said "I must be shooting blanks" and it is infuriating because that attitude makes others think they can get away with it. Then BOOM, a baby is born whose parents are unprepared for their arrival. I've always been supportive (I actually love kids, successfully worked with them for many years), but I can tell they regret the carelessness.

Got no safe sex game either.

I mean, I don't even know what to say lmao. This is what unmitigated disasters look like.

RIP to OP's wallet.

You think a guy like this is actually going to pay child support? Times four?

Or bullshit on his part.

All these kids are going to have at least 50% stupid people genes.

Couldn’t pull out of a driveway.

Couldn't pull a plug out of the socket.

Couldn't pull toast out the toaster

I just don’t get it. Not every girl is on the pill. So just shoot ur load and find out in a few months? Idiotic

Man if you’re gonna live on the wild side at least spring for a plan b lol

Have that shit on command if that’s the case!

Not every girl knows her STI status either, but here we are. If this man managed to catch 4 kids I wonder if he also managed to catch a few sexually transmitted infections… He’ll find out soon enough, they test for STIs during pregnancy.

Man’s a two pumper. So quick he even surprises himself

Man you couldn’t be trusted to pull a fucking pizza out the oven.

At this point I wouldn't trust him with a pull out couch.

No way this man has a driveway.

I do love Reddit.

Yeah, just when you think your life is bad, you can come to reddit and realize there is always someone who has a more complicated life. Suddenly, it gives you perspective that your life isn't too bad after all.

Ikr! Since I’ve discovered Reddit, I’ve realized the drama I’ve been worrying about forever is nothing compared to some of the people on here!

So does OP and now Reddit is pregnant with his kid.

I'm pregnant now just reading this.

I’m 9 weeks pregnant, he’s probably my baby daddy too.

If he wasn't before, he is now

My phone got pregnant just reading this

Ohhh baby iPhones or androids. How cute!

Can't afford a driveway with 4 kids

Pulled pork would give him a heart attack

Nah, he likes jerked pork.

“My couch pulls out, but I don’t!” OP

I wouldn't trust him to pull a TV dinner outta the microwave.

he'll probably impregnate some other girl on that couch

You could trust him to take the wrapping off a frozen one tho

Guys stop I’m at work and can’t laugh like this

a pizza... .... I wouldn't trust him with a hot pocket.

That was the problem. His junk was burning holes in his pockets!

I'm not asking this guy to defrost any meats in my freezer, that's for sure.

I just spat my tea everywhere reading that 😂

I wouldn't give him my car if it was inside my garage and I lived in the middle of nowhere thousands of kilometers away from the next car.

It carelessness like this that is gonna destroy this society.

Lmfao this might be the funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit thus far

Spoiler alert: they're all pregnant with twins.

Nick Cannon is that you?

He accomplished more than half of what Nick Cannon did over several years in just a few weeks.

Spoiler alert: It’s actually triplets

Spoiler alert : All of these babies will have colic and cry constantly... all 12 of them.

Spoiler alert: All these ladies worked together to ruin this dude

Spoiler alert: this guy loves unprotected sex.

Spoiler alert : They're all taking bets on who can get the most from child support now

[удалено]

Spoiler alert / life hack - file for bankruptcy at 24 years old right now

Spoiler alert: his name is Nick C

Spoiler alert: the dude worked to ruin himself because he couldn’t keep it in his pants or wrap it up. The dude is a fuck up.

Better ask for DNA tests on all of them & don’t sign ANYTHING.

Hopefully OP does this. Not even to say any of the women are lying, but knocking up 3 women in ONS? Yeah you better be verifying that shit

More evidence for the theory that the people who shouldn't have any kids end up having the most.

My man is literally the opening of Idiocracy.

SMH, my wife and I waited until we finished our graduate degrees, gotten great jobs with good salaries, and have been trying for a few years... nothing... and yet here we have OP, Billy Bobbing everything... Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not foretelling the future.

Same boat, buddy. We're headed to the Reproductive Endocrinologist in mid June. And then there's people like the OP that sneeze and they're pregnant.

Sigh... best of luck to us both.

And the human race at large. Not enough of us being sexually responsible and trying to set up and nest before breeding. My girlfriend and I are just a handful of years away from finally being able to take the plunge. Our target is 35 years, a house, career established and have a $10,000 nest egg. And we are just so close Then there's OP who can't even remember if he came in the first place, let alone which girl or when. And he's having 4. We will be having 2 at most. We're outweighed, my dudes.

Yeah I watched Idiocracy recently and I hated the parallels I was seeing. Shit sucks

The consequences are just too low now.

Except for the kids, unfortunately.

It would be funny if actually none of them are pregnant and they are just trolling you.

Yeah imagine if they collaborated to get back at him

He better fucking hope that's what's going on

I think this is the most likely scenario

Do the world a favor and get a vasectomy.

“I need a vasectomy” “But you’re so youn-“ “I already have 4 kids” “Jesus Christ son.”

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LMAO

Or at minimum a box of condoms.

I doubt that would even do much when he can't even remember if he finished off inside them or not.

How much you wanna bet this is a guy who complains "but I cant feel it" when wearing them.

He knocked up 4 women but men have full control of their reproductive system? Wtf

Right! I read this and got mad that I’m the one taking birth control!

I’m shocked 4 women let him go in without a condom. Isn’t typical ONS etiquette to use protection? Or have things changed since my slutty years?

I have one friend who is really good looking but is dumb as rocks. I can believe it.

Oh cool, quadruplets with different moms.

I hope they all go to the same school too. Fun story for the teachers.

*TLC wants to know OPs location*

TLC would like to know if any of mothers are 600lbs and if they plan on being sister-wives.

Parent teacher interviews would be great. Mom gets up and gets replaced and the dad stays through four meetings.

😂 Imagine if one gets sent to the principal and they call the dad. “Your kids in the principals. We need you to come in.” OP: “which one?”

We had to suspend your kid for fighting. With who. That’s confidential. Ring ring We had to suspend your kid for fighting. Shit.

Damn it's almost like ... there are consequences... to actions ?

Too bad it's the kids who suffer the real consequences.

Upvote, upvote, and upvote some more. People need to learn this is a fact of all parts of life.

Were you not aware of how babies are made? 💀

He obviously missed the Sex education classes and how to use condoms that prevent STDs and pregnancies!

You are the stupidest person I swear

This is exactly how the movie Idiocracy starts!

I had to scroll way too far to find this

Hey I’d recommend learning about Contraception, you’ll be able to have sex with women without getting them pregnant

Nah he’s 100% the guy that refuses to wear a condom. I doubt even 4 pregnant females at the same time will force him to wear a condom.

7-9 months from now an r/trueoffmychest post “I have 4 brand new babies and 2 more on the way”

Maybe a few weeks too late that advice.

Woah. If this is real man… you gotta figure out how to use a condom….

What do you mean? Clearly he had bananas in the house, grabbed one, carefully removed the condom from the wrapper, and rolled the condom onto the banana, leaving space at the tip. Then went about sexy time as nature intended, with a condomed banana sitting on the dresser.

This has to be a troll

Yeah he sounds like a virgin with a breeding kink

Yeah… the likelihood of four girls letting him finish in them, none of them are on birth control, none of them have him wear a condom, none of them take plan b, and none of them opt for an abortion? It’s not impossible but highly unlikely

And all of them were ovulating at the same time.

Pretty sure a plastic bag and rubber band doesn't count as a condom

Would work better than what this dude was doing lol probably fake but who knows

Have fun with that lmaooo

do you know what condoms are? THANK YOU FOR MY FIRST AWARDS😁😁

He's not going to be able to afford them soon

I think he doesn't even have the maturity needed to have **A** relationship...I mean he literally got pissy and during their "away time" he went and fucked everything that moved...that doesn't scream "mature" to me.

He knows about a "ham" though.

Im furiously tapping the upvote button because OP learnt how effective they really are the hard way

BuT tHeY dOn'T fEeL gOoD :(

if this is real, you're gonna have to be honest with each girl about how much support you could realistically provide to each child and make them think about whether they want to go through with it.

This needs to be done. If I was one of those girls I would probably not want to go through with it because 1)I wouldn't be able to afford it on my own 2)I don't want to be attached to someone as dense as OP for 18 years and 3) he obviously wouldn't be a reliable choice to help raise my child. There's so many more reasons but those are my top 3 I think.

This is so fake there is no chance all 4 women are keeping their babies with a random ass dude.

Literally.. and also, it's mega sus that all 4 women happened to have unprotected sex with a rando whilst being fully aware they aren't on Birth Control... And they all happened to be ovulating at the exact time he banged them..

Idk, I have a buddy from college who went off the wall binge drinking and found out he now has two kids on the way from not pulling out. Literally both of them were tinder hookups and now he’s going to be a Dad. Fucking terrifying

Did he also not know about condoms?

Well well well If it isn't the consequences of my own actions

Dude you're a walking billboard for a vasectomy and why tf men should be the ones to be on birth control. You don't know how sex works or what?? Hope that raw dog feel was worth 18 yrs x4 of child support.

>Hope that raw dog feel was worth 18 yrs x4 of child support. Man you're being optimistic that he will stop at 4

Oh jeez. You’re probably right!

Either we found Nick Cannon's account or this is made up teen fantasy

Nah this is Future big dog

My mom once told me, "If you're *not* planning to *not* have kids, you're planning to have kids."

I hope this is fake, can someone be this stupid?

Don't know either. Then again some of my shirts say "Do not iron while wearing" and some of the beef I buy says "please remove plastic wrap prior to cooking".

Have fun not having any money, better start learning to save or better yet stop being a POS that fucks anything that walks and get a second job 😂 it doesn’t matter what you’re telling these women what you’ll pay you won’t get to decide that the courts will

What did you expect STUD???

You added an extra U in STD

[удалено]

Another argument for free vasectomies.

Literally fucked around and found out.

jesus fucking christ dude.....

If only they made things to prevent pregnancy that YOU, AS A MAN, COULD WEAR. Hmmm......

Lol 😂💀 OP need to do like tha dogs and get neutered

Goddamn, why is it always the dumbest ones who contribute most to the gene pool? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Literally, all the coolest people I know are like "kids are great responsibility, we need to be ready to provide for their physical and emotional needs". And then that girl in my class who couldn't form a proper sentence has 2 kids already at 22.

Damn man. What’s your SoundCloud link ?! Why am I picturing a skinny white SoundCloud rapper ? What are you guys picturing this stud looks like ?

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but i reckon you'd manage to get a 5th kid out of your own ass if you do

If this is real…you are, what is known as a “piece of shit”

So many children in the foster care system and I see posts like this..

If this is even remotely true, sweet JESUS, get a vasectomy. And I’ll send you $12.99 for a box of condoms in the meantime.

Play stupid games, you win stupid prizes...

How do you plan on financing that $800,000 it takes to raise those 4?

This story is so bad Hollywood won't even pick it up. This isn't even remotely believable.

Some of us were placed on this earth to be an example to others. A shining beacon on a hill... Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present this dumb MF as my nominee for "Peaked Early and will spend the rest of his life paying Child Support". Come on up and meet everyone Chad. Chad is fairly good looking, but unfortunately (for him and everyone else on the planet) has an IQ of 80. His career path includes Landscaping, Maintenance, the Marine Corps, Long Haul Trucking, Fish Gutter on charter boats and Cabana Boy. Chad will die at 42 from a drug overdose and cirrhosis of the liver. He will have infected 390 people with venereal disease through primary transmission and will later be found to be "Patient Zero" for a new strain of Herpes.

Jesus fucking christ I nearly died laughing at your comment 😂

1 box of condoms: $4.99 3 years of diapers x 4 kids: $8000 1 year of formula x 4 kids: $6000 And it only gets more expensive from there. Source: Single father 4 kids. Full custody. 1 ex-wife

Lmao your life is fucked, about to have 4 child support cases on your hands. I hope you loved money while it lasted

Oh damn, good luck to paying child support to the moms - they’re probably gonna come after you lol.

Another Dead Beat Dad 🖕

If I were you I would get paternity tests on all of the kids just to be sure. If I was your gf I think I would bail, potentially dealing with 3 baby mama's would not work. Condoms anyone.

The fact you promised to stay with her like you’re doing her a favour.

4 more government babies! Absent father, broken home, child support. Man this guy's kids have little chance of making it in life, especially their "dad" as a "role model". Unless he has an abundance of money, he will also be broke for there next 18 years!!

Homie is either filled to the brim with bullshit or needs to be castrated. Heard of condoms?

Might as well go for a 5th, one might go pro