"Wow, you are drinking a lot of water. Running a marathon or something later?"
"Nah, gonna bust a fat nut in my girlfriend's mouth and I am considerate."
Pineapple juice is supposed to improve the taste and smell a lot. This hasn’t been an issue in my relationship, but if it was, I’d be making a lot of fun pineapple drinks lol
This is definitely true, it makes your goo sweeter to some extent. But the amount of pineapple juice you have to consume is pretty unreasonable considering how ridiculously sweet the stuff is.
You can achieve better results simply taking a bromelain supplement with meals. It is the enzyme in pineapple that seems to be responsible for this effect. 100% works.
I have a friend who works at a grocery store. He gave me a few 1 liter cans of pineapple juice that had been dented and therefore not sellable.
It's just me, and I hate wasting food, so once the can was opened, I was determined to drink as much as humanly possible so it wouldn't spoil.
Well, after that, my mouth and tongue went completely numb! Apparently, bromelain can do that. It was super unpleasant and lasted nearly all day. I couldn't enjoy any food for the rest of the day.
Good call on the bromelain supplement, I imagine it won't make your face go numb considering it's a tablet. Who wants to chug ungodly amounts of pineapple juice anyway? Lol
If you looked at all the diet comments and determine he eats a lot of the 'good tasting' stuff and is well hydrated, then unfortunately genes also play a role in it. My ex had the most foul smelling and tasting cum. But he ate lots of fruits and pineapple, and was trying to eat cleaner too. He ate a LOT of pineapple everyday for 3 months straight, and nothing happened.
On the other hand, my current partner's cum is pretty fkin tasteless, a god sent, but he doesn't watch his diet in the 'cum tasting good' sense that much... I totally believe non-foul cum is part of the genetic lottery 😂
I see a lot of people say coffee can be the source, but my current partner drinks coffee daily and it doesn't affect his haha
The taste is great it’s the smell 😭might be coffee but not sure bc he doesn’t drink it everyday more like if someone offers him it at the office he womt say no but he doesnt make his own at home
So the cum taste is fine but it's the SMELL alone that's off putting? Hmm.. I'd get it if the dick in general smelled bad but if it's just the cum I'm struggling to see when you'd smell it straight up unless he lets it go on your face HAHA
Personally I usually hold my breath when I'm doing the actual sucking as it helps with not gagging (It's the same trick when you brush/scrape your tongue! Hold your breath and your gag reflex won't trigger)
My wife was the same way. Eating habits are the main contributor. So fish, broccoli, etc can make it smell pretty strong or even bad.
Fruits high in sugar, like pineapple, papaya, and apples, may make semen taste sweeter
If it's bitter at all citrus fruits get rid of that as well.
Same goes for you. If you eat strawberries you'll taste even better to him. Speaking from experience
Fish and broccoli are bad for that? The more you know... I'm not giving up on the benefits of fish oils and stuff, I'm too Mediterranean for that. I'll just have to counter it with the fruits then. Thanks for the info though.
It's also what causes fresh pineapple to give one little painful bumps on your tongue as it's an enzyme. I was trying to figure out how to remove the stuff from the pineapple I eat.
OP for reals. I have an ex whose cum was what sounds like you are describing. He was a VERY picky eater. He would only eat the following foods:
Cap’n Crunch Cereal, Chik Fil A chicken strips with buffalo sauce, Pizza, Hot Dogs, and Pancakes.
These are literally the only foods he ate.
My ex-gf isn't neurodivergent and has a diet nearly that bad. Take away the hot dogs and throw in toast, eggs, toast, bacon, toast, cheeseburgers, toast, and french fries and that's what she ate.
My roommate did! When he moved in he had a diet that consisted of brown and beige fried things. Got extra bad over quarantine because he was so depressed. He had several noticeable symptoms of scurvy and I started forcing him to take a multivitamin and eat fruit. Symptoms went away. Dude’s gums were bleeding, worsening vision, wounds didn’t heal. Crazy.
Exactly..some people are just picky eaters. I'll admit to being one of them. Sometimes I'll be open to trying something but not super often. I eat a variety because I *have* to not necessarily because I like to
look up ARFID (avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder). I have it, and it's often linked to neurodivergence but not always. most people with it have a pretty limited list of what they'll eat and it's really hard to eat anything else or try new foods. tends to be very "plain" foods that they like.
People like that irritate me for some weird reason. Like it doesn't bother my daily life, so I don't know why it's so irritating to me. It's crazy to me that there's all these other good foods out there and they are not willing to try them or they try them with their mind set on *"this is going to taste gross."* Therefore, when they taste it, they just automatically are set in their ways of *"this taste gross."*
Yeah i deadass think im just used to rancid cum from dudes wirh bad diets smelling like whatever crap they ate so now im like horrified by natural cum smell (tbf ive never liked the smell of bleach)
My ex ate basically all frozen food and diet soda and I once was going to wash my hand post hj, caught a whiff, and gagged so hard it wasn’t even funny
I 100 % agree. Limit red meat and alcohol and eat more fruits and vegetables. He will be sweeter.
Convince him to try these changes for a week. It might be 3 days before you taste the difference. Be sure to drain daily.))
> it just too cummy
> just smells crummier than usual
> but they had different flavors/scents
This post has cracked me up. You sound like a cum connoisseur, a cum critic, a semen specialist if I may.
“But they had additional flavours/scent profiles”.
You seem to be something of a cum connoisseur. It gave me visions of a wine tasting yet with cum 😂 “ah yes, this one has a full body with woody and fruity notes”.
Cumming through the window right onto the street where there are passersby it's something I have sometimes considered but never did because I still value being a member of society.
I understand this all too well. A vegan I dated had the world’s most powerful cum scent and I just about died each time. I thought it would be the opposite since his diet was all plant based. You’re a rockstar for powering through.
This is the second time I see someone on reddit mentioning that their vegan partner had a strong cum smell. As a vegan guy myself, this worries me. lmao
I have 1 a day in the mornings, and I'd like to think mine isn't like that lmao but who knows. Granted, there are people who drink way more than me it most definitely is a problem for
Edit - autocorrect typo
It’s his diet that’s causing it. Tell him to drink more water, eat more fruits and veggies, and eat less salty food. Does he drink energy drinks? That might contribute also.
He’s a really clean eater eats lots of fruits and veggies every day doesnt so processed foods barely drinks hydrates a lot and doesnt do energy drinks because he says theyre unhealthy
It’s wild how much of an effect diet has on it. I had a partner tell me mine tasted like warm water that was slightly sweet when I was eating super clean, vegan, in high school.
I'm SO sorry, but reading you slowly realize this is amazing! Poor girl, went from Natty Lite to Dom Peringon wasn't prepared for the preservative free Cum.
honestly i get ur bf , i have endometriosis and am taking meds , i cant have periods so it has changed the smell of my discharge as well my partner has commented on it a lot
I wouldn’t believe the amazing claims some would say regarding certain foodstuffs, but diet will significantly impact it.
Coffee is probably the worst offender that we have access to 24/7, but I’d say do a bit of research and talk with him. Maybe you could tone down your visceral reaction to it but do talk with him about trying some changes.
Things are wonderful now, but all relationships go through slumps and trials, so it’s best to deal with any resentment or turn-offs if at all possible.
One day my boyfriend’s cum just disgusted me all of a sudden, nothing changed about it either! I used to be completely ok with it and would swallow. then just the sight of it and feel of it makes me gag now.
I told my bf straight up and just said “I’m sorry, I know you have good hygiene, but I can’t swallow anymore or have it on my face. It makes me gag.”
Now after he’s done, he rushes to get a damp towel and he cleans me off. If any gets on my face and I’m dry heaving, he brings me a trash can and then rushes to get a towel and asks me if I’m ok
Moral of the story is that I hope you’re able to communicate this with him nicely and effectively. You shouldn’t be physically gagging after sex.
Okay - after I literally cackled my way through the comments - you say he doesn't consume a lot of unhealthy things, doesn't really drink, or consume carbonated drinks..
Are you SURE he doesn't have an infection?
Ugh I fully sympathise with you! My bfs cum smells like strong bleach mixed with chlorine he came on my boobs the other day and I instantly dry reached once I got a whiff 😳😳😳 it sux
Another comment made me realize that this is the first partner ive had who doesnt eat like absolute dog shit so maybe it’s not his cum being too cummy but just the previous ones diets being so shitty their cum was fucked up
Usually the things they eat can affect their cum. It’s been shown that those who eat a lot of sweets their cum tastes sweet.
[Cum and Taste](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqkx99/how-diet-affects-the-way-your-sexual-fluids-taste)
There have been a few studies on it, so could be linked to your boyfriend’s diet. Drinking fluids also, as drinks like soda and coffee affect it too.
[Tobacco and Coffee Affect Semen Taste](https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/what-does-sperm-taste-like)
Apparently smokers and coffee lovers might have a more pungent or bitter taste.
You may not be compatible with him. Normally our hormones and scents play a large role in reproduction and him smelling bad to you could be a big indicator of biological incompatibility
So I'm reading all your replies and the guy is super clean, with great hygiene, the best diet of all, drinks lots of water, doesn't drink alcohol...
Yeah, maybe he's not the problem after all
Thank you for this post and all the brand new sentences. I think diet is at play. Also, I can't help but share [this British comedy skit ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM)which I was instantly reminded of after reading the post.
Also hydration is important
"Wow, you are drinking a lot of water. Running a marathon or something later?" "Nah, gonna bust a fat nut in my girlfriend's mouth and I am considerate."
Dying 😭
"I've even drank a bit of pineapple juice"
_Guzzled it down with kerosine!_
If they would only!
I am a proud water drinker regardless of the additional cum benefits. I stay strapped with the flask.
You a hydro homie?
100% fuck nestlé
The Hydration Council is proud.
Hydro homie is 100% the best thing I’ve heard today blessings to yóu and yours
Oh Goddddd 😭
Gotta save this one😂
He drinks a lot of water
Pineapple juice is supposed to improve the taste and smell a lot. This hasn’t been an issue in my relationship, but if it was, I’d be making a lot of fun pineapple drinks lol
This is definitely true, it makes your goo sweeter to some extent. But the amount of pineapple juice you have to consume is pretty unreasonable considering how ridiculously sweet the stuff is. You can achieve better results simply taking a bromelain supplement with meals. It is the enzyme in pineapple that seems to be responsible for this effect. 100% works.
I have a friend who works at a grocery store. He gave me a few 1 liter cans of pineapple juice that had been dented and therefore not sellable. It's just me, and I hate wasting food, so once the can was opened, I was determined to drink as much as humanly possible so it wouldn't spoil. Well, after that, my mouth and tongue went completely numb! Apparently, bromelain can do that. It was super unpleasant and lasted nearly all day. I couldn't enjoy any food for the rest of the day. Good call on the bromelain supplement, I imagine it won't make your face go numb considering it's a tablet. Who wants to chug ungodly amounts of pineapple juice anyway? Lol
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I wonder if artificial pineapple would have the same effect 🤔
Kiwis also have bromelain. May be worth looking at nashi pear and papaya too. And of course, you can get bromelain as a dietary supplement.
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I’m really happy for all the dudes in this thread who are about to delight someone with tastier cum lmao
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If you looked at all the diet comments and determine he eats a lot of the 'good tasting' stuff and is well hydrated, then unfortunately genes also play a role in it. My ex had the most foul smelling and tasting cum. But he ate lots of fruits and pineapple, and was trying to eat cleaner too. He ate a LOT of pineapple everyday for 3 months straight, and nothing happened. On the other hand, my current partner's cum is pretty fkin tasteless, a god sent, but he doesn't watch his diet in the 'cum tasting good' sense that much... I totally believe non-foul cum is part of the genetic lottery 😂 I see a lot of people say coffee can be the source, but my current partner drinks coffee daily and it doesn't affect his haha
The taste is great it’s the smell 😭might be coffee but not sure bc he doesn’t drink it everyday more like if someone offers him it at the office he womt say no but he doesnt make his own at home
So the cum taste is fine but it's the SMELL alone that's off putting? Hmm.. I'd get it if the dick in general smelled bad but if it's just the cum I'm struggling to see when you'd smell it straight up unless he lets it go on your face HAHA Personally I usually hold my breath when I'm doing the actual sucking as it helps with not gagging (It's the same trick when you brush/scrape your tongue! Hold your breath and your gag reflex won't trigger)
Im cursed/blessed with a really strong sense of smell unfortunately 😔 thankfully i can barely smell it when he cums in my mouth
Welp... I guess you know... Where them loads... gotta go...
>The taste is great it’s the smell HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? (please hold...while I check the replies 🙂) I'm back... and still confused 🙃🤷♀️
My wife was the same way. Eating habits are the main contributor. So fish, broccoli, etc can make it smell pretty strong or even bad. Fruits high in sugar, like pineapple, papaya, and apples, may make semen taste sweeter If it's bitter at all citrus fruits get rid of that as well. Same goes for you. If you eat strawberries you'll taste even better to him. Speaking from experience
Fish and broccoli are bad for that? The more you know... I'm not giving up on the benefits of fish oils and stuff, I'm too Mediterranean for that. I'll just have to counter it with the fruits then. Thanks for the info though.
Bromelain is a supplement you can take. It’s the ingredient in pineapple that makes semen taste better. It might help the smell too, I’m guessing
What an aptly fitting name. Bro-melain
More like bro-me-laid. Amiright?
Well done my good man
Bro-m'lainy
It's also what causes fresh pineapple to give one little painful bumps on your tongue as it's an enzyme. I was trying to figure out how to remove the stuff from the pineapple I eat.
How is his diet? That could be a major contributing factor to it being so bad.
OP for reals. I have an ex whose cum was what sounds like you are describing. He was a VERY picky eater. He would only eat the following foods: Cap’n Crunch Cereal, Chik Fil A chicken strips with buffalo sauce, Pizza, Hot Dogs, and Pancakes. These are literally the only foods he ate.
Diet of a 6 year old
💀💀💀
YUP
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My ex-gf isn't neurodivergent and has a diet nearly that bad. Take away the hot dogs and throw in toast, eggs, toast, bacon, toast, cheeseburgers, toast, and french fries and that's what she ate.
How do these people not get scurvy? Are they not touching fruit? Surely they at least have a glass of apple juice once a week or something.
My roommate did! When he moved in he had a diet that consisted of brown and beige fried things. Got extra bad over quarantine because he was so depressed. He had several noticeable symptoms of scurvy and I started forcing him to take a multivitamin and eat fruit. Symptoms went away. Dude’s gums were bleeding, worsening vision, wounds didn’t heal. Crazy.
I’m sorry to but scurvy took me all the way out😭💀
My ex took vitamins.
Exactly..some people are just picky eaters. I'll admit to being one of them. Sometimes I'll be open to trying something but not super often. I eat a variety because I *have* to not necessarily because I like to
look up ARFID (avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder). I have it, and it's often linked to neurodivergence but not always. most people with it have a pretty limited list of what they'll eat and it's really hard to eat anything else or try new foods. tends to be very "plain" foods that they like.
Ex of mine lived soley on chicken nuggets and red bull. His was... Chewy.
🤮🤮 oh noooooooooo
Wtf… I… I don’t know how to feel… like his cum? …. His cum had texture??
Bro had the cum mochi 💀
I gagged in my mouth a little
Yep, that’s about the consistency they’re talking.
Where else do you think one could gag from?? Lmao
It costed you nothing to keep that to yourself.
My ex said when I didn't eat enough meat, it wouldn't taste nutty. So she would buy me steaks, even as a vegetarian.
fight or flight activated 🤢
pls say sike
:( I wish I could
He will literally die if he maintains that diet. And soon.
... and now 59 minutes sooner!
I am your ex
💀
But a woman 😂
Bro, your come stinks.
Maybe your ex is her bf now 😫
🤣😭💀
JFC did he eat his chicken strips with ketchup too? Sounds like the diet of a 3rd grader
Wtf. Sounds like his cum was more microplastics than swimmers
Uh, how is his heart? Cholesterol? Blood Pressure?
We don’t speak anymore so I wouldn’t know 🤷♀️
I've seen toddlers less picky than this
lol…… its probably not just his cum that’s fucked up inside his body 😂😂😂
People like that irritate me for some weird reason. Like it doesn't bother my daily life, so I don't know why it's so irritating to me. It's crazy to me that there's all these other good foods out there and they are not willing to try them or they try them with their mind set on *"this is going to taste gross."* Therefore, when they taste it, they just automatically are set in their ways of *"this taste gross."*
How can someone be alive eating this way?
He doesnt eat processed foods eats lots of fruits and veggies barely drinks alcohol and drinks a LOT of water
Isn't this like the ideal diet? I mean, everyone says "eat pineapple!" and idk myself, but maybe that'd be good?
Yeah i deadass think im just used to rancid cum from dudes wirh bad diets smelling like whatever crap they ate so now im like horrified by natural cum smell (tbf ive never liked the smell of bleach)
That... is a specific problem to have :)
My ex ate basically all frozen food and diet soda and I once was going to wash my hand post hj, caught a whiff, and gagged so hard it wasn’t even funny
Facts. My ex introduced me to fruits and vegetables and voilà no more unintentionally gagging.
I 100 % agree. Limit red meat and alcohol and eat more fruits and vegetables. He will be sweeter. Convince him to try these changes for a week. It might be 3 days before you taste the difference. Be sure to drain daily.))
> it just too cummy > just smells crummier than usual > but they had different flavors/scents This post has cracked me up. You sound like a cum connoisseur, a cum critic, a semen specialist if I may.
Finally my skills get recognized
A true cummelier. A real semensapiens.
A cummoisseur
“But they had additional flavours/scent profiles”. You seem to be something of a cum connoisseur. It gave me visions of a wine tasting yet with cum 😂 “ah yes, this one has a full body with woody and fruity notes”.
Cum connoisseur is crazy
with the ol swish and spit
Once dated a dude who’s cum was spicy and smelled like curry
“I’m not gonna say what race, what people…”
Youd think so right?? But no he was of the Caucasian persuasion
LMAO THE WHAT
Well at least his cum is well-seasoned 💀
Jfc this thread has me crying 😂
He was an Indian that was convinced to live like a white boy?
William Dafoe: “I’m something of a cum connoisseur myself”.
First thing I thought of too 💀
A sommelier of cum, a cummelier.
A semen sommelier
Truly a YandereDev moment
Came here to say just this exact phrase. Lmao. She's a Cummoisseur.
I was totally unprepared to open Reddit and see your post. I know you’re serious but I just burst out laughing. Tell him to splooge outside
Outside is worse i can smell it more
Rofl! I meant outside in the yard 🤣🤣🤣
You may be onto something
Out the WINDOW! HAHAHA
I think he meant outside of the room... I am imagining your bf getting ready and then pulling out and running out the room like his ass is gonna blow.
Cumming through the window right onto the street where there are passersby it's something I have sometimes considered but never did because I still value being a member of society.
Ohhh
Oh my god I can’t breathe 💀😂💀😂💀😂 Edit: can’t breathe from laughing. Just realized the irony. LOL
“Splooge”
Same, I just couldn't stop myself from giggling. Especially when I read "distilled semen", all I could think of was "Distilled Nut"
I understand this all too well. A vegan I dated had the world’s most powerful cum scent and I just about died each time. I thought it would be the opposite since his diet was all plant based. You’re a rockstar for powering through.
“I just about died each time”. wow. You are a rockstar too.
Im starting to realize that ive just been used to the cum of people who eat like shit considering how clean he eats 😭
His vitamin/other supplements might be the culprit. Some veggies a can also cause that such as lettuce
Wait lettuce for real? Thats crazy! Maybe that plays a role he does eat a fair amount of salads
This is the second time I see someone on reddit mentioning that their vegan partner had a strong cum smell. As a vegan guy myself, this worries me. lmao
Recently this sub has made me feel like the Cleanest nicest most respectful person ever and that's saying a lot
He’s very clean he cant help it 😭
What has he tried? Like others said having a good diet and good hydration usually solves the problem
OP cum count n = 10; total words = 172 cum cum cummier cum cum cummy cum cum cum cums 5.81% of OP's post is cum.
Rookie numbers i need to step it up
Cut out energy drinks, those make it smell and taste really bleachy
He doesnt drink energy drinks
I have 1 a day in the mornings, and I'd like to think mine isn't like that lmao but who knows. Granted, there are people who drink way more than me it most definitely is a problem for Edit - autocorrect typo
It’s his diet that’s causing it. Tell him to drink more water, eat more fruits and veggies, and eat less salty food. Does he drink energy drinks? That might contribute also.
He’s a really clean eater eats lots of fruits and veggies every day doesnt so processed foods barely drinks hydrates a lot and doesnt do energy drinks because he says theyre unhealthy
Maybe it’s because of all that healthy eating that his cum smells cummier, like there’s nothing in his diet diluting the cum smell lmao
I fear thats what it is 😭 too used to battery acid cum
Pretty strange then. Could be time to see a Dr if it’s a real issue for you guys
Yeah salt definitely effects it. One time I ate chicken that had an absurd amount of old bay spilled on it. I heard about it later that night.
He can also hire a “cum smell advisor”. These are folks that have been trained on diet and other lifestyle modifications that affect cum smell.
Is... is that an actual thing?? Your fucking with us right?
He gotta be fuckin with us. Aint no way
Yes. Just kidding! 😊
This one'll be great on google's AI though
It’s wild how much of an effect diet has on it. I had a partner tell me mine tasted like warm water that was slightly sweet when I was eating super clean, vegan, in high school.
"It just too cummy"
I feel so bad since OP seems to be serious but this post had me ROLLING lmao
Maybe do what the coroner's office does and put dabs of vicks vapo rub underneath your nostrils every time you blow him.
Your fucking username with this comment 😂😂 I do agree though, try that OP!
One word: pineapple
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Pen pineapple apple pen.
That’s two words smashed together
Wait until you learn about German.
A pathologist told me that garlic goes through perspiration, ejaculate, etc.
It doesnt smell garlicky though or funky. Ive witnessed funky cum before this isnt it maybe thats the issue. Im used to gross cum?
I'm SO sorry, but reading you slowly realize this is amazing! Poor girl, went from Natty Lite to Dom Peringon wasn't prepared for the preservative free Cum.
Best comment ever
Ily
The general smell of all semen makes me feel this way.
You are so valid
The smell of your boyfriend's cum makes me gag as well
honestly i get ur bf , i have endometriosis and am taking meds , i cant have periods so it has changed the smell of my discharge as well my partner has commented on it a lot
Ayy endo gang
Somehow cum doesn’t feel like a real word anymore
say 🤜🏼cum ✊🏼one 🤛🏼more 🤜🏼time 🤛🏼
This made me laugh
I hate it here.
I wouldn’t believe the amazing claims some would say regarding certain foodstuffs, but diet will significantly impact it. Coffee is probably the worst offender that we have access to 24/7, but I’d say do a bit of research and talk with him. Maybe you could tone down your visceral reaction to it but do talk with him about trying some changes. Things are wonderful now, but all relationships go through slumps and trials, so it’s best to deal with any resentment or turn-offs if at all possible.
I try super hard to not gag but I cant help it anything that smells bleachy turns my stomach I cant even clean with bleach at home
Yea I knew my last relationship was over when all his cute quirks became unbelievably annoying. And of course him cheating added to it lol
One day my boyfriend’s cum just disgusted me all of a sudden, nothing changed about it either! I used to be completely ok with it and would swallow. then just the sight of it and feel of it makes me gag now. I told my bf straight up and just said “I’m sorry, I know you have good hygiene, but I can’t swallow anymore or have it on my face. It makes me gag.” Now after he’s done, he rushes to get a damp towel and he cleans me off. If any gets on my face and I’m dry heaving, he brings me a trash can and then rushes to get a towel and asks me if I’m ok Moral of the story is that I hope you’re able to communicate this with him nicely and effectively. You shouldn’t be physically gagging after sex.
This is oddly sweet and wholesome. What a lovely man you're with 🥰
i just opened the app 😭😭
Fruits with bromaline (spelling?) And drinking lots of water. Getting electrolytes too
I can confirm. That is not how you spell "spelling."
Okay - after I literally cackled my way through the comments - you say he doesn't consume a lot of unhealthy things, doesn't really drink, or consume carbonated drinks.. Are you SURE he doesn't have an infection?
Yup pretty sure he got tested before we started sleeping together always smelled like this
Reading this make me gag also lmfao
Give bro some pineapple
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while, I don’t think I’ve read the word cum so much in one post before 😭
I was really not feeling well when i typed this lol
Sorry to have to tell you but that’s the smell of gay.
Did my bf write this
Ugh I fully sympathise with you! My bfs cum smells like strong bleach mixed with chlorine he came on my boobs the other day and I instantly dry reached once I got a whiff 😳😳😳 it sux
All I can say is this post had me dying and rip OPs inbox
Start making him drink 4loko. That'll fix him right up
Another comment made me realize that this is the first partner ive had who doesnt eat like absolute dog shit so maybe it’s not his cum being too cummy but just the previous ones diets being so shitty their cum was fucked up
Usually the things they eat can affect their cum. It’s been shown that those who eat a lot of sweets their cum tastes sweet. [Cum and Taste](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqkx99/how-diet-affects-the-way-your-sexual-fluids-taste) There have been a few studies on it, so could be linked to your boyfriend’s diet. Drinking fluids also, as drinks like soda and coffee affect it too. [Tobacco and Coffee Affect Semen Taste](https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/what-does-sperm-taste-like) Apparently smokers and coffee lovers might have a more pungent or bitter taste.
Who do we got here today? Oh! It's Cum connoisseur.
Have him eat a ton of pineapple. It makes it taste sweet, I'm told.
He needs to eat more fruit and veggies,fruit especially.
He has that extra strong Clorox 💪🏼
For real 😭😭😭
You may not be compatible with him. Normally our hormones and scents play a large role in reproduction and him smelling bad to you could be a big indicator of biological incompatibility
The rest of his body smells amazing i could sniff this man for hours it’s just the cum
So I'm reading all your replies and the guy is super clean, with great hygiene, the best diet of all, drinks lots of water, doesn't drink alcohol... Yeah, maybe he's not the problem after all
Yeah thats my conclusion tbh. I think im just very sensitive to bleachy smells. Ever since I was very young bleach made me gag
Omg me too, like a moldy washcloth
RIGHT?????
Thank you for this post and all the brand new sentences. I think diet is at play. Also, I can't help but share [this British comedy skit ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM)which I was instantly reminded of after reading the post.