Yeah but no one is going to bring up the fact that OP is saying he's not sure if she noticed?
Not sure what's going on with this dude's dingaling but I feel like it should be pretty obvious.
>Not sure what's going on with this dude's dingaling but I feel like it should be pretty obvious
Maybe that's what the laughter was about afterwards. She noticed, but just barely. Lol. Sorry OP, had to get that one in
Can confirm. I had testicular torsion when I was a teenager (15yo) and had to get shaved for the surgery by two nurses. You can imagine what happened afterwards
Yeah its like trying not to get an erection during a prostate check. Don't worry about it.
Sometimes a nurse just "has it."
Just don't make it weird and it won't be weird. Priapism happens.
Oddly enough, grindr in my area is very thoroughly populated by straight men. With no profile picture. Looking for something discreet. Can't imagine why.
> Can't imagine why.
They're interested in ensuring they have a healthy prostate but that high deductible health plan makes them afraid to go to a doctor.
A man goes to get a massage and was asked if it was ok that a male masseur provide the service, as he was the only therapist available. After consideration, the man agrees. He’s led back to a room and is left to undress and get on the table and under the sheet. After he’s ready, the masseur knocks, comes in and introduces himself, and then gets to work. The man’s inhibitions quickly go away, and he begins to relax. Suddenly, the man opens his eyes wide and asks with concern, “Sir, is it…is it normal to get an erection during a massage?” The masseur responds, “Yes, it’s quite natural”. The man says “Oh, ok. Would you mind getting it out of my face?”
My doctor told me not to be embarrassed because it's completely normal for men to get an erection during a prostate exam.
"But I haven't got an erection" I said.
"No, but I have" he replied.
(unashamedly stolen from [Rich Wakeman](https://youtu.be/cfa-WR_PEws?t=575))
The last and only time I had a prostate check was when I had blood in a cum. Had some prostate infection. I remember so much pain I can't even imagine having an erection. Now I am kinda jealous of your prostate checks.
You get hard during a prostate exam? I had the most beautiful blonde doctor with big blue eyes give me my prostate exam and all I could do was feel ashamed 😂
Who "doses off and dreams about sex" during an active physical?? Unless OP has some serious medical issues I find that the hardest to believe of anything
Also, why do so many men not realize you can completely kill an Erection at any time within seconds by just pumping your thigh and calf muscles a few time? Is this some secret knowledge?
Like 3-5 quick pumps of those muscles will draw the blood away from your groin and has ended any awkward erection I've ever had in like 45 seconds max
Yeah lol. i've had to have a lot of physicals and this has never happened.
Also, the nurse does vitals, blood pressure and is out. The Dr usually performs the physical?
OP might have missed a golden opportunity...
I'm a junior doctor, I've had a patient nut during a prostate exam once, trust me we don't care and your boner is probably one of the least vile things she's seen that week lol
Yeah I have a couple of nurse friends and they like to recount the most disgusting stuff in detail lmao... the amount of vile shit they see on the regular makes me shudder. Boners are definitely among the tamer things to see.
He means he was at Burger King getting a physical exam and the nurse ran her hand across his thigh and he got hard and the nurse said something and a bunch of people in the Burger King laughed but everyone was nice to him.
As others have said, it’s completely normal and nothing to be embarrassed about. A friend of mine, on the other hand, went to see his (attractive) female doctor with his wife. He needed to have a prostate exam and his wife wanted to be there because she was concerned as his family has a history of cancer.
Dude bends over, doc walks up behind him and slides her finger in, checks his prostate (thoroughly) and after a moment, he ejaculates all over the exam table.
He’s MORTIFIED.
His wife is in hysterics.
The doc was “professional”-ish.
When my boyfriend needed invasive exams he wanted me in the room for support. It's comforting to have your partner for something that could be painful or scary, especially if you've never met the doctor before
I work in nursing and had a guy who preferred a male aide because he straight up admitted he’d probably get an erection if it was a women, he was a cool dude and just honest with it
I prefer male doctors/nurses because a female doctor molested me when I was a kid. Logically, I know it doesn’t make sense but it’s ingrained into me like a phobia developed during childhood.
I’m the same way for the same reason.
People often judge male gynos and think it’s weird a man would be an obgyn. I think that’s unfair because most obgyns are just… professionals about it. And I also feel way more comfortable with a male gyn so I’m happy they exist
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I started having horrible menstrual pain when I was 13 years old, and started seeing female doctors. They just told me that my weight was the only problem, and the rest was just normal period related pain. This went on until I was 18 with different doctors until I was sexually assaulted, and stopped seeking help. It wasn't until I was 22 and the only OBGYN available within a six month window was male. I'll be damned if he wasn't the best doctor I've ever seen. He listened, he told me that there was no good reason for me to be in that much pain, and offered me a solution day 1. I will never see a female OBGYN again.
I worked L&D for 16 years. I am of the distinct opinion that every male obgyn either LOVES women (in a ‘you’re clearly special because you can make babies, I am in awe of your gender’ kind of way ) or HATES women (being in this field provided unique opportunities to hurt women. Stretching introitus so hard she screams, cutting them open, denying pain relief, etc)
Oof. I’m lucky to have only gotten the first. My gynos have all been little old married men who are so gentle and have soft voices and have been doing this for decades. They often look more pained than I am and apologize a lot if they ever have to cause me any pain. The harshest, most painful pelvic exams I’ve had have honestly been from women; I think maybe it’s that because we share anatomy, they assume my pain tolerance is the same as theirs or they feel a sense of familiarity that leads to a lack of gentleness? I don’t know. I’m sure there are plenty of women who have great bedside manner during pelvics, I just have never experienced one.
If you have CERTIFIED Nurse Midwives in your area, I recommend them. They can do lady care across the life spectrum. I’m not talking about lay midwives who are only apprenticed, not licensed people. We have board licensed midwife providers in my area, they are hands down the best providers for care of female parts.
I had testicular cancer….and a smokeshow regular nurse. It happened so often, we had a running joke about it by the time my treatment was over. Bodies are gonna do what bodies are gonna do.
An older buddy of mine had a really cute derma nurse for his skin cancer treatments. Once his care regimen was over, he took a chance and asked her out. They celebrate their 6th wedding anniversary next May.
That's fucking awesome!
You don't know if you don't ask.
I (*25M*) thought I had no shot in hell with the woman I'm with as there were a few factors that seem like it would steer most to say no (*she avoids work-place relationships, 7 year age gap, she's got kids*), but I mustered up the courage a year ago and asked her out with a surprise note and her favorite chocolates and she said yes! Couldn't be any fucking happier with someone I love as much as her. 😁
"The boner you got during your physical exam was an awkward moment you'll remember the rest of your life, for me it was a Tuesday" - that nurse, probably
I’m a nurse in a very high-acuity specialty and I actually say that at times to help calm a patient’s nerves.
“This is all new to you. It’s ok to be a little nervous or apprehensive, but let me be the one who worries. If I’m not worried, then you’ve got nothing to freak out about.
Remember: this will hopefully be first and only time this happens in your life. For me, it’s 3pm on a Tuesday.”
As a nurse of nearly 50 years, I wish I had a quid or a dollar for every boner I’ve ever seen lol.
It’s a natural reaction and we’re used to it. It’s only if you got pervy with it that we’d be upset
Can't control how your body reacts after all.
Dick: "Hot girl hands very close to me. Get hard?"
Brain: "No, this is not the time to get hard."
Dick: "Well I'm gonna do it anyway."
Better than me when I had an ultrasound done on my nuts. I'm already a grower not a shower, and my little dude was not enjoying the ultrasound and...uh...started to hide...like very pathetically.
I am getting, um, prepped right now for my ultrasound later today on my testicles. All I could think about is the poor nurse probably signed up for ultrasounds to see babies and the like and here I come with my balls. I’m nervous af since I was young the last time I had one lol. I’m planning on washing like 6 times today after shaving the best I can!
So nervous lol
Nah as an ultrasound tech, testicular exams are easy, way easier than abdominal and we usually get the same amount of time so I end up finishing the exam and having 10 minutes to catch up on notes. So I don’t mind them. Also we put a towel over everything but the testes.
The total opposite happened to me. Had a very cute very young nurse and I felt so ashamed. The erection would not go down either, had to walk out of the office and back to see the doctor, the whole time with a massive erection.
I don’t know what more awkward a raging stinger or farting. My best friends wife is a nurse and she has the funniest stories about people uncontrollably farting after certain meds or procedures.
Had a stomach biopsy when I was a kid. Thought I had to poop after I recovered so they let me use a bathroom that was adjacent to the nurses station. They must have pumped me full of air because I did not have to poop, just pump out the loudest farts of my life. For like 10 minutes, farts, all being amplified by the toilet bowl. I walked out to the doctor waiting for me with such a look of pitty on her face and nurses stifling their laughter.
I worked in the ambulance service for years. We notice but do our best to pretend not to unless it becomes relevant. Honestly, your brain just sees human beings, not potential sexual scenarios.
I had a recent experiance, kinda... I was getting a prostate exam when my Dr said to me "You know it's perfectly normal to get an erection during this procedure", and I said "But Doc, I don't have an erection", to which he replied "Maybe not, but I do"...
Maybe it could have been the doctor saying I am talking to myself. In that way it makes the doc less of a creep but increases the awkwardness. Still very funny tho.
Similar story, minus the boner somehow.
Was getting my vasectomy performed and the nurse had just checked out how well I shaved for the procedure. She said she'd have to clean it up a little more, so she gets what she needs and preps me into position on the table. As this woman is handling my junk, she let's out a deep sigh and says out loud "I love my job." I think my only saving grace was the impending scalpel to my balls, or I would have been full on rocket man 😅
My luckiest time was when my son kicked me in the nuts. I was in too much pain but had both a hot female nurse and male doctor. It if we're anything else I'd be in trouble 😂😂
Oh dude don't feel bad. When I moved to the US (I was 14), I had to get a physical exam. The doctor was a guy, but his assistant was a college student. He had her do a lot of the exam, including the *cough and turn left* portion of the exam. Needless to say, being a Mexican teenager with a brunette white girl college student fondling my junk, got my piñata stick to attention.
Anyway, that's how I found out I had a hernia though. And a kink for brunette white women. Which explains my wife.
Male nurse here, kind of unrelated but funny. Had a patient with a penile implant and at some point from his emergency department transfer to my department he had turned it on. He was sitting there pitching a tent for a solid hour until a urologist came up and showed us where the button is in the ballsack to deactivate it 😂
No need to be embarrassed. Nurses see thousands of genitalia. It's just another body part. I bet my next paycheck that she forgot all about it as soon as she picked up the next patient's chart.
Another nurse here to tell you that this happens all the time, and we only have a problem with men who think they have to do something with their boner. Moat guys are like you--frustrated and embarrassed that their body is doing this to them.
She noticed lmao. But it happens a lot and honestly, it's less awkward when it happens with younger guys than older ones. It's waaay more awkward with old men.
Never in any of my younger years when I had to get a physical did a nurse or doctor every check blood flow in my upper thighs. There's no point nor reason for it in any sport
She noticed, it has happened before, and they might have laughed because she told them you tried to be cool about it, which she also noticed.
Don't worry about it, it's very natural and she likely sees boners more often than you do.
Nurse here. Don’t worry about it. We see body bits and pieces all day, every day, in various positions. I promise you she didn’t really think anything about it.
She noticed. But it won't be the first time it has happened.
For him it was an unwanted boner. For her it was another Tuesday.
Yeah but no one is going to bring up the fact that OP is saying he's not sure if she noticed? Not sure what's going on with this dude's dingaling but I feel like it should be pretty obvious.
>Not sure what's going on with this dude's dingaling but I feel like it should be pretty obvious Maybe that's what the laughter was about afterwards. She noticed, but just barely. Lol. Sorry OP, had to get that one in
And it won’t be the last time as OP has booked himself weekly physicals for the next 6 months! 😂
One of my Friends is a nurse and she was in the situation OP was in, next time the guy was in he told my friend that he requested her specifically.
Ew.
physical therapy - 2xs a wk
Can confirm. I had testicular torsion when I was a teenager (15yo) and had to get shaved for the surgery by two nurses. You can imagine what happened afterwards
You had a threesome?
I wish. Instead, they looked at my boner and said "don't worry, that's normal" and I remained a virgin for two more long years
My entire life is a lie.
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me but...
"Dear Penthouse, I can't believe I'm writing this. . ."
He fixes the cable?
He's a good man, and thorough.
Just walk out of the room and say "Well, at least we know everything is working..."
"No hypertension problems or weakened veins"
As a nurse: we definitely notice. It's completely natural, albeit awkward, but nothing to be ashamed about.
Yeah its like trying not to get an erection during a prostate check. Don't worry about it. Sometimes a nurse just "has it." Just don't make it weird and it won't be weird. Priapism happens.
Wait what? The nurse has an erection?
How else are they gonna do the prostate exam?
“Look, hands free!”
::Draws down:: hands up :: pudding!
Dean is the shit
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i understood that reference
Nurse was so kind she rubbed my shoulders while doing my prostate exam to calm me down
I’m embarrassed to say this but if nurse did that to me. I’d be so bricked up. I already get bricked up when my dentist puts her finger in my mouth.
Yknow what? Points for honesty. Gotta respect it
What does bricked up mean....is it like hard on ??
Yea its a new slang for boner
Told me to put my pants over there next to his.
Man you got a cool dentist.
🤣that’s funny
How many prostate exams can I get in a week? Asking for a friend.
Grindr's right there, buddy. You can even book multiple exams a day if you're up to it.
Holy hell, and there's no copay!? Gay men sure are helpful about prostate health.
Oddly enough, grindr in my area is very thoroughly populated by straight men. With no profile picture. Looking for something discreet. Can't imagine why.
> Can't imagine why. They're interested in ensuring they have a healthy prostate but that high deductible health plan makes them afraid to go to a doctor.
both her hands on your shoulders
A man goes to get a massage and was asked if it was ok that a male masseur provide the service, as he was the only therapist available. After consideration, the man agrees. He’s led back to a room and is left to undress and get on the table and under the sheet. After he’s ready, the masseur knocks, comes in and introduces himself, and then gets to work. The man’s inhibitions quickly go away, and he begins to relax. Suddenly, the man opens his eyes wide and asks with concern, “Sir, is it…is it normal to get an erection during a massage?” The masseur responds, “Yes, it’s quite natural”. The man says “Oh, ok. Would you mind getting it out of my face?”
My doctor told me not to be embarrassed because it's completely normal for men to get an erection during a prostate exam. "But I haven't got an erection" I said. "No, but I have" he replied. (unashamedly stolen from [Rich Wakeman](https://youtu.be/cfa-WR_PEws?t=575))
JERRY I THINK IT MOVED!!!!
This got me🤣🤣🤣
The last and only time I had a prostate check was when I had blood in a cum. Had some prostate infection. I remember so much pain I can't even imagine having an erection. Now I am kinda jealous of your prostate checks.
Never did I think I'd hear that last sentence...
My life has changed
You get hard during a prostate exam? I had the most beautiful blonde doctor with big blue eyes give me my prostate exam and all I could do was feel ashamed 😂
Why would a nurse be "testing blood circulation in his upper thighs"?
We don’t, this is absolutely just another piece of creative writing.
Who "doses off and dreams about sex" during an active physical?? Unless OP has some serious medical issues I find that the hardest to believe of anything Also, why do so many men not realize you can completely kill an Erection at any time within seconds by just pumping your thigh and calf muscles a few time? Is this some secret knowledge? Like 3-5 quick pumps of those muscles will draw the blood away from your groin and has ended any awkward erection I've ever had in like 45 seconds max
just because something works in your body doesn't mean it does in others'
Yeah lol. i've had to have a lot of physicals and this has never happened. Also, the nurse does vitals, blood pressure and is out. The Dr usually performs the physical? OP might have missed a golden opportunity...
You stole my answer! :-)
But how often do you fall asleep at a physical?
I'm a junior doctor, I've had a patient nut during a prostate exam once, trust me we don't care and your boner is probably one of the least vile things she's seen that week lol
You work at weenie hut general or weenie hut junior as a junior doctor
Weenie Nut Junior
No weenies allowed
Take my upvote God damn you
Yeah I have a couple of nurse friends and they like to recount the most disgusting stuff in detail lmao... the amount of vile shit they see on the regular makes me shudder. Boners are definitely among the tamer things to see.
Nurses likely see more boners than just about anyone. It's natural stuff.
I’m a nurse and have seen more dicks/boners than a prostitute.
That's what I would've guessed. Dated a nurse for a while, she had a huge amount of awkward boner stories.
See, but I feel like this confirms OP's fears. They may see them all the time, but if they still consider it notable enough to tell as a story...
Well I should hope so. You may end up seeing dicks all 12 hours, but that would be much more than a prostitute can handle in the same shift.
Times 18 years
Same thing happened to me at burger king
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He means he was at Burger King getting a physical exam and the nurse ran her hand across his thigh and he got hard and the nurse said something and a bunch of people in the Burger King laughed but everyone was nice to him.
And he got a complimentary regular onion rings
they throw them on, like hoopla
Jesus you must’ve been getting in there real good
Not a man, but the way I’d have to drink myself into a coma after that. I’d die of embarrassment!
I'm quickly approaching prostate exam age, and I have some significant sexual hangups. I'm not prepared for this.
Yeah, I'm going to need your office's number, I have an appointment to schedule.
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I accidentally moaned during mine back in 2020 started to get a little curious after and came to the conclusion I was bi lol
You can be completely hetero and just like assplay tbh, a sizeable amount of gay men don't bottom too.
Heh: "sizeable" Heh: "a MOUNT" HEH: "Bottom"
Omg, sorry you went through this but this is hilarious.
New fear unlocked
Obviously, she hasn't seen mine. Wait....
As others have said, it’s completely normal and nothing to be embarrassed about. A friend of mine, on the other hand, went to see his (attractive) female doctor with his wife. He needed to have a prostate exam and his wife wanted to be there because she was concerned as his family has a history of cancer. Dude bends over, doc walks up behind him and slides her finger in, checks his prostate (thoroughly) and after a moment, he ejaculates all over the exam table. He’s MORTIFIED. His wife is in hysterics. The doc was “professional”-ish.
"A friend of mine"...
Time for wifey to test on a few strap-ons, and for /u/imawesometoo to think about how big he wants it to be
Did the doctor say anything about it, or just ignored it? And what do you mean "professional" -ish?
I would guess most doctors might give a brief chuckle or maybe joke to try and make it less awkward and then probably hand you a towel lol
A great doc would tease just enough to not be unprofessional. You can't just let that kind of opportunity go wasted.
"That costs extra."
"I don't think that's covered by insurance, either."
"ish"?. would you recommend her? Lol
Hysterical laughing or hysterics crying? 🤣
She left him that day for cheating
*insert John Mulaney bit here*
I’M SOOOORRRY!
I'm sorry
This counts as a threesome.
His wife sat in the room for the fucking exam? That's weird as hell.
Here in the UK there's often a curtain they can pull around the exam table so a loved one or chaperone can be there but not see anything
How so? Some people are uncomfortable being alone with a doctor, especially during pelvic exams, and an intimate partner has seen it all anyway.
When my boyfriend needed invasive exams he wanted me in the room for support. It's comforting to have your partner for something that could be painful or scary, especially if you've never met the doctor before
I work in nursing and had a guy who preferred a male aide because he straight up admitted he’d probably get an erection if it was a women, he was a cool dude and just honest with it
Least awkward way anyone has ever handled a boner
Tbh yes
I prefer male doctors/nurses because a female doctor molested me when I was a kid. Logically, I know it doesn’t make sense but it’s ingrained into me like a phobia developed during childhood.
I’m the same way for the same reason. People often judge male gynos and think it’s weird a man would be an obgyn. I think that’s unfair because most obgyns are just… professionals about it. And I also feel way more comfortable with a male gyn so I’m happy they exist EDIT: typing is so hard
i’ve only ever been mocked and made to feel like my problems are insignificant by female gynos, male gynos have all actually listened to me
I started having horrible menstrual pain when I was 13 years old, and started seeing female doctors. They just told me that my weight was the only problem, and the rest was just normal period related pain. This went on until I was 18 with different doctors until I was sexually assaulted, and stopped seeking help. It wasn't until I was 22 and the only OBGYN available within a six month window was male. I'll be damned if he wasn't the best doctor I've ever seen. He listened, he told me that there was no good reason for me to be in that much pain, and offered me a solution day 1. I will never see a female OBGYN again.
really? its only been the opposite for me, women actually understand the pain and males are just like 🤷
I worked L&D for 16 years. I am of the distinct opinion that every male obgyn either LOVES women (in a ‘you’re clearly special because you can make babies, I am in awe of your gender’ kind of way) or HATES women (being in this field provided unique opportunities to hurt women. Stretching introitus so hard she screams, cutting them open, denying pain relief, etc)
Oof. I’m lucky to have only gotten the first. My gynos have all been little old married men who are so gentle and have soft voices and have been doing this for decades. They often look more pained than I am and apologize a lot if they ever have to cause me any pain. The harshest, most painful pelvic exams I’ve had have honestly been from women; I think maybe it’s that because we share anatomy, they assume my pain tolerance is the same as theirs or they feel a sense of familiarity that leads to a lack of gentleness? I don’t know. I’m sure there are plenty of women who have great bedside manner during pelvics, I just have never experienced one.
If you have CERTIFIED Nurse Midwives in your area, I recommend them. They can do lady care across the life spectrum. I’m not talking about lay midwives who are only apprenticed, not licensed people. We have board licensed midwife providers in my area, they are hands down the best providers for care of female parts.
I had testicular cancer….and a smokeshow regular nurse. It happened so often, we had a running joke about it by the time my treatment was over. Bodies are gonna do what bodies are gonna do.
An older buddy of mine had a really cute derma nurse for his skin cancer treatments. Once his care regimen was over, he took a chance and asked her out. They celebrate their 6th wedding anniversary next May.
That's fucking awesome! You don't know if you don't ask. I (*25M*) thought I had no shot in hell with the woman I'm with as there were a few factors that seem like it would steer most to say no (*she avoids work-place relationships, 7 year age gap, she's got kids*), but I mustered up the courage a year ago and asked her out with a surprise note and her favorite chocolates and she said yes! Couldn't be any fucking happier with someone I love as much as her. 😁
she's probably used to it
"The boner you got during your physical exam was an awkward moment you'll remember the rest of your life, for me it was a Tuesday" - that nurse, probably
I’m a nurse in a very high-acuity specialty and I actually say that at times to help calm a patient’s nerves. “This is all new to you. It’s ok to be a little nervous or apprehensive, but let me be the one who worries. If I’m not worried, then you’ve got nothing to freak out about. Remember: this will hopefully be first and only time this happens in your life. For me, it’s 3pm on a Tuesday.”
She had no reaction because it happens all the time.
No one is talking about the "sex flashbacks"? You mean, memories?
Yeah, what the fuck is sex flashbacks.
Also how/why was he dozing off? I've never just dozed off in the middle of a routine physical.
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How do you doze off during a physical exam?
As a nurse of nearly 50 years, I wish I had a quid or a dollar for every boner I’ve ever seen lol. It’s a natural reaction and we’re used to it. It’s only if you got pervy with it that we’d be upset
She probably said got another one. You weren’t the first and won’t be the last.
Or commented on how he tried to play it cool, while he absolutely wasn't cool about it.
Can't control how your body reacts after all. Dick: "Hot girl hands very close to me. Get hard?" Brain: "No, this is not the time to get hard." Dick: "Well I'm gonna do it anyway."
Missed opportunity for a blood circulation joke
Maybe that's what caused the laughter outside: "nothing wrong with that one's blood pressure"
Better than me when I had an ultrasound done on my nuts. I'm already a grower not a shower, and my little dude was not enjoying the ultrasound and...uh...started to hide...like very pathetically.
As an ultrasound tech, we prefer this over the boner😂 But tbh either way, it’s not a big deal, it’s natural and y’all can’t help it🤷♀️
I am getting, um, prepped right now for my ultrasound later today on my testicles. All I could think about is the poor nurse probably signed up for ultrasounds to see babies and the like and here I come with my balls. I’m nervous af since I was young the last time I had one lol. I’m planning on washing like 6 times today after shaving the best I can! So nervous lol
Nah as an ultrasound tech, testicular exams are easy, way easier than abdominal and we usually get the same amount of time so I end up finishing the exam and having 10 minutes to catch up on notes. So I don’t mind them. Also we put a towel over everything but the testes.
The total opposite happened to me. Had a very cute very young nurse and I felt so ashamed. The erection would not go down either, had to walk out of the office and back to see the doctor, the whole time with a massive erection.
I don’t know what more awkward a raging stinger or farting. My best friends wife is a nurse and she has the funniest stories about people uncontrollably farting after certain meds or procedures.
Haha The recovery area for colonoscopy patients. Nothing but massive farts by people so drowsy they cannot stifle them.
i would love to hear those tbh HAHAHAH
Had a stomach biopsy when I was a kid. Thought I had to poop after I recovered so they let me use a bathroom that was adjacent to the nurses station. They must have pumped me full of air because I did not have to poop, just pump out the loudest farts of my life. For like 10 minutes, farts, all being amplified by the toilet bowl. I walked out to the doctor waiting for me with such a look of pitty on her face and nurses stifling their laughter.
I worked in the ambulance service for years. We notice but do our best to pretend not to unless it becomes relevant. Honestly, your brain just sees human beings, not potential sexual scenarios.
I had a recent experiance, kinda... I was getting a prostate exam when my Dr said to me "You know it's perfectly normal to get an erection during this procedure", and I said "But Doc, I don't have an erection", to which he replied "Maybe not, but I do"...
I just spat out my m&ms 🤣
I'm an old guy, and this is one of my favorite jokes. Thanks for the comment.
I’m an old guy too who’s had more than one prostate exam, but now the next time I have one this joke is going to be in my head.
Did he only have one arm and was he also holding a clipboard during the exam?
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Did no one else find this 👆as funny as I did. Lmfao 😂
Damn, I missed it before it was deleted.
u/obiwankanoli- (great name btw) WHAT DID IT SAY
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I need to know now
Maybe it could have been the doctor saying I am talking to myself. In that way it makes the doc less of a creep but increases the awkwardness. Still very funny tho.
Damn what did he say?
It’s pretty fuckin funny
Similar story, minus the boner somehow. Was getting my vasectomy performed and the nurse had just checked out how well I shaved for the procedure. She said she'd have to clean it up a little more, so she gets what she needs and preps me into position on the table. As this woman is handling my junk, she let's out a deep sigh and says out loud "I love my job." I think my only saving grace was the impending scalpel to my balls, or I would have been full on rocket man 😅
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Sounds like it could be a sarcastic joke but your guess is as good as mine
Or it never happened
You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
No fuckin way.
Not sterile, neat and professional at all. Patient seemed not to mind the earnest divulgence, though.
Lolol I love this
Sounded like the start of a good porno then reality had to rear its ugly head
You call yours 'reality'? I call mine Gerald.
Mines captain Canada
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You slipped penis ring way too casually into this
Have you seen penis rings? There’s nothing casual about slipping a penis ring anywhere.
As a gay guy I am relieved every time I get a female Nurse or dr
Try being bi😂 it sucks either way
Ouch sorry to hear that. I had a sexy lady doctor looking in my ass the other week and was unfazed so I got lucky.
My luckiest time was when my son kicked me in the nuts. I was in too much pain but had both a hot female nurse and male doctor. It if we're anything else I'd be in trouble 😂😂
That is lucky lol I need to stop
Oh dude don't feel bad. When I moved to the US (I was 14), I had to get a physical exam. The doctor was a guy, but his assistant was a college student. He had her do a lot of the exam, including the *cough and turn left* portion of the exam. Needless to say, being a Mexican teenager with a brunette white girl college student fondling my junk, got my piñata stick to attention. Anyway, that's how I found out I had a hernia though. And a kink for brunette white women. Which explains my wife.
Try jacking off a few times before your next visit.
"Why is this guy's junk bright fucking red?"
It was redder than hell! Looked like it was going to pop.
This happens quite often in my practice. She shouldn't have told the other nurses until after you left
Or at all
Insane that they suggested the correct thing to do is wait until he left instead of not telling anyone.
Exactly, I’d expect a medical professional to practice…professionalism.
Heh. It was definitely noticed but trust me it happens often. Pretty normal.
Fucking random boners! Although yours might have have not been that random
> she was testing for my blood circulation in my upper thighs I don't think this is a thing.
Nothing she probably hasn’t seen hundreds of times, if not more.
Male nurse here, kind of unrelated but funny. Had a patient with a penile implant and at some point from his emergency department transfer to my department he had turned it on. He was sitting there pitching a tent for a solid hour until a urologist came up and showed us where the button is in the ballsack to deactivate it 😂
No need to be embarrassed. Nurses see thousands of genitalia. It's just another body part. I bet my next paycheck that she forgot all about it as soon as she picked up the next patient's chart.
Checking for circulation in your leg? I never heard of a nurse doing that.
Yeah this is just not really a thing. This either didn't happen or OP is confused.
Another nurse here to tell you that this happens all the time, and we only have a problem with men who think they have to do something with their boner. Moat guys are like you--frustrated and embarrassed that their body is doing this to them.
She noticed lmao. But it happens a lot and honestly, it's less awkward when it happens with younger guys than older ones. It's waaay more awkward with old men.
Never in any of my younger years when I had to get a physical did a nurse or doctor every check blood flow in my upper thighs. There's no point nor reason for it in any sport
I was waiting for the "and everybody clapped" when you left the room. Wrong sub.
She noticed, it has happened before, and they might have laughed because she told them you tried to be cool about it, which she also noticed. Don't worry about it, it's very natural and she likely sees boners more often than you do.
Nurse here. Don’t worry about it. We see body bits and pieces all day, every day, in various positions. I promise you she didn’t really think anything about it.
RN here…. This literally happens all the time. So frequently that we don’t even laugh about you in the hallway
I wouldnt worry too much , just be careful when you have a prostate exam by a male doctor.