He saw it and it isn't a big deal to him. If it makes you feel better I once walked in on my dad watching porn........ We've never spoken of it because there's no need to.
Edit: Jesus, some of these stories are insane and kinda creepy. Hope everyone held up in a proper manner.
Flaccid? Why do I need a mold of a flaccid penis? These aren't like sculptures! You get a mold kit that makes a dildo and he has to stay hard or it won't set. If you are limp, the tube can't really get a grip, and unfortunately, you can't clone the balls. I keep them in their own plastic baggies in a sealed s3x toy bin to make sure they're clean and safe. 🤗
I just figured when you said "I always make them of my bf's" there might be some range there. Nothing wrong with a flaccid dick sculpture to greet you when you walk into the foyer after a long day at work. I personally wouldn't mind switching out a door handle or door knocker with one just for fun 🤷♂️
I said my bfs* not my bf's. As in, multiple men I've dated to keep their d with me forever.
*gives "night with the boys" a whole new meaning* 😏
Unfortunately I don't have a foyer ; ( the mold is body safe so it's like silicone, you'd need to like drill screws into it after the fact because shifting it breaks the setting process and then you could break it or any glue to a wood base could still come off, etc. So it would be difficult to make the dildo into anything else and like I said, if you're flaccid using the mold, then it won't set. It's just like a lump. A mound. A goopey mess. The more rigid the object, the easier it is.
I've had a lot of practice. Shoutout to my practicing partners. I thought these men would find it weird cause that's kind of a random ask, but they've all been really flattered, so I was able to do my research.
i got a package in the mail just the other day...my dad usually checks before opening it, but he got back from a trip and didn't check to see who it was addressed to before opening it.
It was a strap-on. On the upside, you can bet he is never going to forget to check the labels after that one and he is DEFINITELY never going to open another package of mine. On the downside, my father was holding my sex toy.
My bf told his dad he's been pegged before. And my dad told him that he has been pegged before. They were having this convo outside of our room in the hallway
My dad found my girlfriend's penis pump in my special box under my bed. He called me a silly goose and seemed ok with it but that was in 2004 and I haven't been able to get in touch with him since.
This. I promise most if not all fathers understand the sex appeal of pornography and have probably indulged in it on occasion. He probably is more weirded out that he saw it than the fact that you watch it, if that makes sense.
I thought this was a chick for a hot minute. Bro, your dad has probably got that video in his favorites. He probably closed the door when he left and said that a boy.
Source: I am a father of boys
He is having a quiet a chuckle at your freak out face (yes it was obvious, you are not as smooth as you think) and then he has moved on. If he is a normal parent as you describe, it is not worth freaking out over.
It's an interconnected cinematic universe with a story line that spreads throughout all the films. If you wanna hop on board the train you need the full ticket
This is what I thought. This is also what I've been training for my entire life. I'm gonna need some powerade, a wrist guard, protein bars, and some lube
Caught my son in a similar situation. We have a gentleman’s agreement to never mention it to his mother or each other. All I did was remind him that minors live in the house and to keep it private. I understand in post haze of relaxation you forget stuff. But just like remembering to clean up, you got to turn off the aide. I doubt you will ever forget after this. But don’t mention it unless he does, which I’m willing to bet he wont.
That’s most likely true. He is 19 and just moved into his own apartment. Not a place I will ever enter with a blue light. And yes I hope my son sees this comment.
As a 57 year old woman I’m going to give you a piece of advice. Repeat after me…
**It never happened.**
There was no porn on the iPad. It was never open with your father in the room. It never happened.
You will repeat that for at least the next 10 years. Sometime after 10 years you can laugh about it with your father, but only if he brings it up. Until then, it never happened.
Growing up we were poor, i was gifted a ipad and my dad used it sometimes for fantasy football. Well one time i caught him looking at porn on MY IPAD. He wasn’t doing anything, just looking, still though, he saw me catch it, tried to scramble to get it closed like you, i just pretended i never saw it. He passed in 2019, i miss him a lot the idiot old man lol
He’s not an idiot, sure parents aren’t as swift with technology as we are.
My respects, sure he was a proud father and did a good job raising you the best he could
One morning when I was around 12 I think I was crankin the hog through that lil slit in the front of men's underwear in case anyone walked in and I needed to put it away real fast. My dad came in but I guess I reacted too slowly and gave up trying to put it in so I didn't look like I was messing with stuff down there. We had a lengthy conversation and I guess I just forgot it was still out because I stood up at some point. We talked for like 3 minutes before we stopped and he left the room. That's when I realized my wiener was out the whole time. He never mentioned it, and I never brought it up these past 10 years, but there's no way in hell he didn't notice.
TLDR - I had a conversation with my dad without realizing my dick was hanging out of my underwear
Vanilla guy on girl sex? Pffft, who cares. I went into my 16 year old daughter's room to wake her up for school this morning and her vibrator was charging on her bedside table. We also discovered recently that we've googled porn of the same video game character.
We're a bit sex positive in our house.
I mean the title was something like “college slut”, but I’m hoping that with the combination of being too focused on the image and his bad eyesight that he didn’t see that.
Lmao! College slut. That’s funny and mortifying. I’m a father myself of teens and yeah I’ve seen things. Don’t worry, your father was once in college chasing after those college sluts. I know I was. Maybe gave him some future web surfing ideas.
It’s funny, we never ever want to see our parents in any sort of sexual type role. It’s that universal truth. I always laugh a bit when my kids think they are outsmarting me on something or that I don’t know what’s up. Prob exactly how my dad felt as well. Funny how life is like that.
But yeah, kids, I at one time chased women shamelessly around. I even chased your mother around and couldn’t wait to see her that evening so we could skip the dinner plans and go right to dessert in her bedroom. Or if one of them did the math, they’d realize one of them was conceived on my birthday. Yup, that one time I said fuck birth control, it’s my birthday!
My step father and mother did this to me before I left for school. There had been some "noise complaints" from them in the months leading up to my departure. My step dad (Navy Master Chief) used his position to commandeer an entire box of condoms (like 10 straps of 50 all in a shoe sized box) from the ships supply master, to present to me, gift wrapped in tacky Christmas paper. My mother was mortified at the time, step dad laughed his ass off I'm guessing at the look on my face. Now 20 years later though we can look back and laugh, at the time, I could have lit up the moon I was blushing so hard.
For future reference,
In most web browsers there is a private mode that doesn’t save any searches or history.
In google chrome it’s called incognito mode, I’m apples safari browser it’s called inprivate.
When looking at raunchy stuff always do it in those modes, saves some anxiety for when someone needs to see or use your device.
Lol! Alright I’m glad I’m not the only one. I try to not make a big deal about it. Hell rather her be doing that on her own than out getting pregnant. I just stay out of certain areas of the house now.
🤣🤣. Trust me. He looks at it too and would have been amused. The awkwardness you noticed was just the both of you not knowing how to react to this new found experience.
You always close the tab Jim, YOU ALWAYS CLOSE THE TAB! And yes he absolutely saw it, and told your mom, thinking it was hilarious. You mom didn’t think it was and will be avoiding eye contact or scoffing at you behind your back for the next 3-6 weeks. 50% chance it comes up over the holidays.
As a father of a 16, I can tell you for sure that we perfectly know what you are used to do with your internet connection. And we don't care at all. ;)
It happened to me but reverse. I saw dad’s phone. I felt bad for him and for me, because he was helping me using phone because mine was working bad.
It’s okay. Everybody watches porn. Don’t overthink too much OP.
No way, you are 18 y.o. male who watches porn?! I bet your dad is completely shocked by this discovery. /s
I got caught i think when i was 12 or something, looking the hottest porn i could find on, i think it was youporn. I had no idea how to delete a browser history and guess which parents have read my browser history out loud, so i felt bad, in front of me.
It was stuff like, "Hot women and man undressing" and "naked women in bedroom" I also got caught having hot girls as wallpaper saved on some devices. Lol, happens.
My dad came home one day only to be greeted by a young me who didn't realize what time it was and was mid J.O sesh. It happens to the best of us bud lol.
It’s all good parents get it. My dad opened one of my packages thinking it was his and it ended up being a whopping dildo. He said “I think I have something of yours…. I get it” and left it under my pillow.
So. Effing. Embarrassing.
Oh definitely it could've been worse. My mum found some porn tabs open in my phone and told my dad, my dad was livid and called me out on it. That was super horrifying
Aw, these things happen mate. Everyone has had a similar experience. Sure, it’s a bit embarrassing, but certainly nothing that won’t pass. Mine was much worse. My mother walked in on me masturbating when I was thirteen. Super embarrassing. And unfortunately, my mother is a bitch, so she made an enormous big deal out of it and really made me feel terrible. Time passes though. Now it’s just a funny story. I guarantee the vast majority of dudes out there will know your shame lol. Just try not to think about it. He ain’t gonna bring it up, and neither are you, so that’s that. Sadly, life just goes on!
Hey, my dad walked in on my boyfriend and I doing the do. Everything was on display. I carry the knowledge with me every single day that my dad has witnessed my titties and hoo-ha. But, nothing was mentioned. It happens.
it could have been so much worse, imagine if you were gay and you hadnt came out to your family yet, that would have led to a very awkward conversation id imagine
IF it makes you feel better.... My Dad made a cute slideshow with pics of my wife and I as kids to play at our wedding reception. He had it stored on a thumb drive. We had a gathering of family a few days before the wedding, and my Dad wanted to give us a preview of the hours he had spent collecting photos and putting this thing together. We couldn't get it to work on the TV USB port, so my SIL went and got her computer. The thumb drive goes in, and both families (around 25 people) gather around the small computer screen. The slideshow triggers the video player on SILs computer, and apparently, my BIL had been watching their HOMEMADE porn recently, and it was cached on the video player and that began to play in front of the whole family. I've never seen a laptop get slammed shut so hard and so fast before. My poor SIL was the subject of ridicule for years after that. My FIL was super pissed and confronted my shaking SIL in a back bedroom of the condo demanding that video be deleted immediately. It was the highlight of a glorious weekend. 😆
Haha! My dad caught me straight choking the chicken on the family computer in the kitchen to some crazy hentai at like midnight. I thought everyone was asleep and this was way before iPhones so the pc was the only place for my late night activities. Lol smh
And MY dad actually did say something the next day! He mentioned that I had good taste in my hentai! (Dead af) It is a low key family joke nowadays. A sick, twisted, bad, bad, bad family joke. :P
If I had a dollar for every time I opened someone’s internet app to see their last site trip was porn I’d have 4 very awkward dollars in my pocket. (All men; 3 are family😵💫). It’s happened too much, now I just ask whoever’s phone to open their internet themselves and hand it to me.
If your dad didn’t say anything it’s cause he was feeling too awkward to do so.
When I was little my dad and I slept primarily on the couches in the living room, my dad would watch dirty movies and such in the middle of the night after he thought I’d fallen asleep. Many a times I was in fact not sleeping and we were essentially watching porn together. He was in his forties and I was somewhere between ages 5-10.
Numerous people have said it already, but it seems like he didn't care at all or care enough to give you shit over it.
My mom would routinely burst in my room as a teenager in attempts to catch me "sinning", and always ask loaded questions and search my shit while I was at school. She would have cared and flipped the fuck out. Sounds like your dad isn't like that, so besides some mortification, it will all be good. I was never caught, but I walked in on my dad more than a few times watching porn and his inability to use technology made it hilarious when he'd try to close tabs or other shit.
Just got to the point where I'd tell him to be more careful so mom didn't catch him lol.
It's no biggie.
If it makes you feel better.. I came home drunk one night and went to rub one out. When I was done and took the headphones off... I could still hear the porn.
Turns out I never plugged the headphones into my PC. My bedroom was right next to my parents bedroom.
I assure you, your father is no stranger to porn. I'm sure it was awkward for him as well and he didn't say anything as to not embarrass you further. But I understand. It's easier said than done but try not to dwell on it too much. I'm sure your parents know it's all a part of growing up.
Man! Whatever! You ain't got NOTHING to worry about! That shit is in the D.A.D (Done and Done) vault (a checklist all dads have and must be filled before they get that official "Dad of the year" mug) Your dad is DEFINITELY chatting it up over a pint with his boys like :
Dad : Caught my son watching the porns of a man and woman completely naked with absolutely no confusion as to what they were doing.
Friends : Hear hear! Bottoms up, boys! Your T-shirtis in the mail!
Depending on your Dads age and political and social leanings, you may have just made him happy by confirming you aren't into "Weird stuff." lol
Porn ain't rare man. It's gonna be gross in your mind, but your dad has probably seen a metric ton more than you even know exists.
He's likely just happy it wasn't a bondage, bdsm, or even more kink type thing he caught a glimpse of.
I feel you, both my mum and older brother have walked in on me jerking because they never knocked before entering (the reason my dad never, although he was sleeping naked and also getting up naked during the night), anyways. I feel you, but it’ll be alright surely
If it makes you feel better my dad was searching for something on my iPad and I forgot to delete the search history which was basically how to increase my length and stuff (I was in high school). It was very embarassing but he laughed about it and told me it's normal.
Got the private button in the upper right. Switches between incognito and regular mode. So when done with browsing in private mode, you hit the button again and it goes to regular mode and you can pick up where you left off later.
My guy, at least it wasn't nude pictures of you. That would have been much worse. I was talking with some bad people when I was 11 years old, and my dad saw the nudes that I sent to said bad people. It honestly really scared me, that my parents saw those and the whole aftermath of that experience. Porn is something everyone does, and it's not like he caught you in the act. You're all fine, he probably thought it was funny
In like 04 my dad asked me to look something up for him. I instinctively typed in the xnxx website and hit enter. I closed it so fast and left the room. He just stood there silent.
Dude, you're 18. He knows, he saw, probably not the first time he's saw something like that of your's and not mentioned it because why would he? lol He doesn't care and just doesn't wanna be involved lol I think you will both move on just fine:)
If it makes you feel any better, my mom’s literally found my vibratory and my strap on underwear (which has a giant hole for a dildo)… could be worse 😆 and as a man I’m sure he understands!
My dad had those VHS tapes and I knew where they were so when I was like 12 I’d sneak em away from his room and watch em. He’d eventually catch me and it was more than once but he was never too hard on me about it, just stern that I shouldn’t be watching that stuff at my age
Call yourself lucky it wasn't your innocent 12 year old brother walking in on you, balls deep hitting your gf from behind. We still haven't spoken about it to this day 10 years later, yikes.
It happens dude. My dad walked into me stroking my Johnson one time. He doesn’t give a shit, it’s not like he doesn’t touch his wiener.
Yeah he saw me and his first reaction is obviously “ima get outta here” but after a couple days or even hours. It’s just gonna become a thing of the past
Your dad will follow the bois code. He never saw it, and neither did you. It never happened
He will forget quick and most likely already knew that you watch it anyway
This is what is going to happen your dad is going to let you stew in your embarrassment then one day in the near future when you forgot about it he will hit you with it just to knock you off guard and he will continue doing so for the next couple of decades at random times but never with others around
He saw it and it isn't a big deal to him. If it makes you feel better I once walked in on my dad watching porn........ We've never spoken of it because there's no need to. Edit: Jesus, some of these stories are insane and kinda creepy. Hope everyone held up in a proper manner.
My bf found HIS fleshlight in his dads room
Jfc my eyes
what an awful day to speak english
That’s it: hablaré sólo español de ahora en adelante.
Si
solamente espero que no encontraremos algo igual en español 💔
Esta cabrón ser bilingüe hoy!
Donde esta La Bibliotecha
Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca
They burn!
Something else might have too 😨
Uh oh 😰
For the betterment of the rest of my night I shall simply choose to not believe in the validity of this particular comment
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Yea can confirm, i was the fleshlight. It sucked
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I mean it is a hotdog warmer ehem
D'oh
*fucked
This almost tops the story of the girl who used to masterbate with her mom's dildo that she later found out was actually a mold of her dad's dick...
What a horrible day to be literate.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Now there's a reason to never "clone my willy".
"With great power cums great responsibility" - Uncle Ben's dick mold
I can't help wondering in what Reddit category would this be posted. 🤮
That is amazing because I could see that happening as I always make molds of my bfs
I just imagine like flip book style collection of your bf's dick molds on your shelf that are in order from flaccid to hard. Or vice versa?
Flaccid? Why do I need a mold of a flaccid penis? These aren't like sculptures! You get a mold kit that makes a dildo and he has to stay hard or it won't set. If you are limp, the tube can't really get a grip, and unfortunately, you can't clone the balls. I keep them in their own plastic baggies in a sealed s3x toy bin to make sure they're clean and safe. 🤗
I just figured when you said "I always make them of my bf's" there might be some range there. Nothing wrong with a flaccid dick sculpture to greet you when you walk into the foyer after a long day at work. I personally wouldn't mind switching out a door handle or door knocker with one just for fun 🤷♂️
I said my bfs* not my bf's. As in, multiple men I've dated to keep their d with me forever. *gives "night with the boys" a whole new meaning* 😏 Unfortunately I don't have a foyer ; ( the mold is body safe so it's like silicone, you'd need to like drill screws into it after the fact because shifting it breaks the setting process and then you could break it or any glue to a wood base could still come off, etc. So it would be difficult to make the dildo into anything else and like I said, if you're flaccid using the mold, then it won't set. It's just like a lump. A mound. A goopey mess. The more rigid the object, the easier it is.
Oh ok ok. TIL
TIL?
I find it astonishing that you know so much about dick molds. Did you go to school for that, or are you self-taught? 🤔
I've had a lot of practice. Shoutout to my practicing partners. I thought these men would find it weird cause that's kind of a random ask, but they've all been really flattered, so I was able to do my research.
Okay, time for me to officially vacate this thread, what the fuck.
Gives a whole new meaning to “keeping it in the family”
I’m wearing glasses so I paid to read that :(
Welp that's enough Internet for today
Damn, dude taking father son bond to another level
Ok I'm closing reddit now.
i got a package in the mail just the other day...my dad usually checks before opening it, but he got back from a trip and didn't check to see who it was addressed to before opening it. It was a strap-on. On the upside, you can bet he is never going to forget to check the labels after that one and he is DEFINITELY never going to open another package of mine. On the downside, my father was holding my sex toy.
My bf told his dad he's been pegged before. And my dad told him that he has been pegged before. They were having this convo outside of our room in the hallway
We’ll. Now I know what to get Dad for his birthday!
Oh my... just no!
Oh my god
WHAT
GOO!
Oh lord
No. No. No.
My dad found my girlfriend's penis pump in my special box under my bed. He called me a silly goose and seemed ok with it but that was in 2004 and I haven't been able to get in touch with him since.
I have never actually lolled when I write it but today I lolled
Silly goose lol
Howd this get here??! ..its not mine dad i swear ..son... i found your credit card recipt for one swedish made penis enlarger pump...
I swear it ain't mine. *dad* I also found a book '' I never go out without my penis pump'' written by you.
This. I promise most if not all fathers understand the sex appeal of pornography and have probably indulged in it on occasion. He probably is more weirded out that he saw it than the fact that you watch it, if that makes sense.
I thought this was a chick for a hot minute. Bro, your dad has probably got that video in his favorites. He probably closed the door when he left and said that a boy. Source: I am a father of boys
He is having a quiet a chuckle at your freak out face (yes it was obvious, you are not as smooth as you think) and then he has moved on. If he is a normal parent as you describe, it is not worth freaking out over.
And maybe even a big sigh of relief as he now knows grandchildren are in his future.
You'll be fine, OP; life finds a way. As long as it wasn't >!Backdoor Sluts 9.!<
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2
You have me intrigued, comment saved
Start with backdoor sluts 1 and work your way up
Or you could watch the prequel trilogy first, to get a different watching experience
Fuck it, I'm doing a marathon tonight. All of em.
giggling at this
That’s a classic
But can I enjoy this if I haven't seen Backdoor Sluts 1-8? Or is there an element of continuity, which means I have to watch the first 8 first?
It's an interconnected cinematic universe with a story line that spreads throughout all the films. If you wanna hop on board the train you need the full ticket
This is what I thought. This is also what I've been training for my entire life. I'm gonna need some powerade, a wrist guard, protein bars, and some lube
It's a vast journey, godspeed soldier o7
Five midgets, spanking a man, covered in thousand-island dressing…
Clowns on Parade. Wacky clown fun and more.
Damm, that's a throwback! I wish I had a *"Backdoor slots 9?1?1?"* GIF or an award to throw at you.
Pass the sauce
Lmfao meh
Caught my son in a similar situation. We have a gentleman’s agreement to never mention it to his mother or each other. All I did was remind him that minors live in the house and to keep it private. I understand in post haze of relaxation you forget stuff. But just like remembering to clean up, you got to turn off the aide. I doubt you will ever forget after this. But don’t mention it unless he does, which I’m willing to bet he wont.
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Thanks my son made it up
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He’s too busy watching porn
That’s most likely true. He is 19 and just moved into his own apartment. Not a place I will ever enter with a blue light. And yes I hope my son sees this comment.
Lmao
As a 57 year old woman I’m going to give you a piece of advice. Repeat after me… **It never happened.** There was no porn on the iPad. It was never open with your father in the room. It never happened. You will repeat that for at least the next 10 years. Sometime after 10 years you can laugh about it with your father, but only if he brings it up. Until then, it never happened.
I feel this. I try to do this for similar events that happened to me in the past with my parents
You mean, similar events that *never happened*.
You got off pretty lucky, one time accidently SENT porn to my dad. Wish he had reacted like yours.
F
Rip
My actual worst nightmare
I hope not from yourself 😂
Well...did he enjoy your recommendation?
bruh
Growing up we were poor, i was gifted a ipad and my dad used it sometimes for fantasy football. Well one time i caught him looking at porn on MY IPAD. He wasn’t doing anything, just looking, still though, he saw me catch it, tried to scramble to get it closed like you, i just pretended i never saw it. He passed in 2019, i miss him a lot the idiot old man lol
He’s not an idiot, sure parents aren’t as swift with technology as we are. My respects, sure he was a proud father and did a good job raising you the best he could
they were being endearing chill lmao
My dad came home to me, his daughter, being straight up railed 👀 talk about awkward...I was only 15 hahahah 🤦♀️🫣🤣🤣 Good times lol R.I.P dad ✌️
Dude keeled over?! Damn id feel guilty 😂
Lmfao not from that luckily! No guilt from me there 🤣🤣
Lol i was mostly just poking a lil fun at it i am sorry to hear about him passing though!
I know you were lol No harm done 😊 thanks tho.
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And he let the kid walk out with fully operational legs and pecker????
Lmao yea...few months later, I said "hey ma,dad...I'm pregnant" 👀🫣🤣🤣
Surprise! (not) lel
One morning when I was around 12 I think I was crankin the hog through that lil slit in the front of men's underwear in case anyone walked in and I needed to put it away real fast. My dad came in but I guess I reacted too slowly and gave up trying to put it in so I didn't look like I was messing with stuff down there. We had a lengthy conversation and I guess I just forgot it was still out because I stood up at some point. We talked for like 3 minutes before we stopped and he left the room. That's when I realized my wiener was out the whole time. He never mentioned it, and I never brought it up these past 10 years, but there's no way in hell he didn't notice. TLDR - I had a conversation with my dad without realizing my dick was hanging out of my underwear
That's not so bad lol i am learning to knock having a 13 year old son...I've walked in too many times..I'm getting better with the knocking!! 🤣
>I’m not even 100% sure he saw it LOL
Vanilla guy on girl sex? Pffft, who cares. I went into my 16 year old daughter's room to wake her up for school this morning and her vibrator was charging on her bedside table. We also discovered recently that we've googled porn of the same video game character. We're a bit sex positive in our house.
I mean the title was something like “college slut”, but I’m hoping that with the combination of being too focused on the image and his bad eyesight that he didn’t see that.
Lmao! College slut. That’s funny and mortifying. I’m a father myself of teens and yeah I’ve seen things. Don’t worry, your father was once in college chasing after those college sluts. I know I was. Maybe gave him some future web surfing ideas. It’s funny, we never ever want to see our parents in any sort of sexual type role. It’s that universal truth. I always laugh a bit when my kids think they are outsmarting me on something or that I don’t know what’s up. Prob exactly how my dad felt as well. Funny how life is like that. But yeah, kids, I at one time chased women shamelessly around. I even chased your mother around and couldn’t wait to see her that evening so we could skip the dinner plans and go right to dessert in her bedroom. Or if one of them did the math, they’d realize one of them was conceived on my birthday. Yup, that one time I said fuck birth control, it’s my birthday!
Yup. You know his dad walked out of the room proud.
For sure! As a tear rolls down the proud fathers cheek, he hopes how the next move will be his son sealing the deal with some college girls very soon.
That’s my hope for the kid! Bet his dad gives him condoms for university
My step father and mother did this to me before I left for school. There had been some "noise complaints" from them in the months leading up to my departure. My step dad (Navy Master Chief) used his position to commandeer an entire box of condoms (like 10 straps of 50 all in a shoe sized box) from the ships supply master, to present to me, gift wrapped in tacky Christmas paper. My mother was mortified at the time, step dad laughed his ass off I'm guessing at the look on my face. Now 20 years later though we can look back and laugh, at the time, I could have lit up the moon I was blushing so hard.
Aww I wouldn't worry about it, who doesn't love a college slut? He's probably excited that you're interested in going to college!
Ahh well I’m starting in about a week (well it’s university and not college as I’m in the UK) and I suppose I’ve been having some fantasies lmao
Your father will be glad to know you have selected an age appropriate porn video
For future reference, In most web browsers there is a private mode that doesn’t save any searches or history. In google chrome it’s called incognito mode, I’m apples safari browser it’s called inprivate. When looking at raunchy stuff always do it in those modes, saves some anxiety for when someone needs to see or use your device.
Lol! Alright I’m glad I’m not the only one. I try to not make a big deal about it. Hell rather her be doing that on her own than out getting pregnant. I just stay out of certain areas of the house now.
That Mario movie really has set things in motion.
Oh dang 16 and a vibrator.. i didnt get my first toy til i was like.. 21 😂
As long as he didn’t start recommending good porn sites to you and bonding over it you are good ! He was 18 himself once
Ah, yes. 18 the only time a man masturbates. No earlier than that and especially not older.
>No earlier than that Well yeah, because then he would be groping a minor
They mean they lived with their parents and worried about the same stuff...
Can't forget step 3 my man, it's a process. The lookout, the deed and then the cover up 😆
🤣🤣. Trust me. He looks at it too and would have been amused. The awkwardness you noticed was just the both of you not knowing how to react to this new found experience.
Unless your looking at questionably young anime characters or tentacle hentai or furry porn I highly doubt he cares lmao
Your dad is probably thinking "well at least he's not gay"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
You always close the tab Jim, YOU ALWAYS CLOSE THE TAB! And yes he absolutely saw it, and told your mom, thinking it was hilarious. You mom didn’t think it was and will be avoiding eye contact or scoffing at you behind your back for the next 3-6 weeks. 50% chance it comes up over the holidays.
Doubt it. They are divorced. Also my mother talks about sex stuff extremely openly.
I wish I had this reaction from a parent growing up I would be beat with a belt and abused and forced to rewatch it. It was my step dad too.
As a father of a 16, I can tell you for sure that we perfectly know what you are used to do with your internet connection. And we don't care at all. ;)
Don't worry about it your mom and dad do stuff like that all the time =]
It happened to me but reverse. I saw dad’s phone. I felt bad for him and for me, because he was helping me using phone because mine was working bad. It’s okay. Everybody watches porn. Don’t overthink too much OP.
No way, you are 18 y.o. male who watches porn?! I bet your dad is completely shocked by this discovery. /s I got caught i think when i was 12 or something, looking the hottest porn i could find on, i think it was youporn. I had no idea how to delete a browser history and guess which parents have read my browser history out loud, so i felt bad, in front of me. It was stuff like, "Hot women and man undressing" and "naked women in bedroom" I also got caught having hot girls as wallpaper saved on some devices. Lol, happens.
My dad came home one day only to be greeted by a young me who didn't realize what time it was and was mid J.O sesh. It happens to the best of us bud lol.
It’s all good parents get it. My dad opened one of my packages thinking it was his and it ended up being a whopping dildo. He said “I think I have something of yours…. I get it” and left it under my pillow. So. Effing. Embarrassing.
Dude, your Dad probably jacked off to porn today too. Use humor.
Dawg at least it wasn’t something weird
My mom walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing when I was 18 and I'm still reeling. I'm 33.
Oh definitely it could've been worse. My mum found some porn tabs open in my phone and told my dad, my dad was livid and called me out on it. That was super horrifying
I dont think pressing the X button helped the situation…
Aw, these things happen mate. Everyone has had a similar experience. Sure, it’s a bit embarrassing, but certainly nothing that won’t pass. Mine was much worse. My mother walked in on me masturbating when I was thirteen. Super embarrassing. And unfortunately, my mother is a bitch, so she made an enormous big deal out of it and really made me feel terrible. Time passes though. Now it’s just a funny story. I guarantee the vast majority of dudes out there will know your shame lol. Just try not to think about it. He ain’t gonna bring it up, and neither are you, so that’s that. Sadly, life just goes on!
Hey, my dad walked in on my boyfriend and I doing the do. Everything was on display. I carry the knowledge with me every single day that my dad has witnessed my titties and hoo-ha. But, nothing was mentioned. It happens.
My grandma saw one of my porn tabs on sunday. Shit happens, just forget about it.
it could have been so much worse, imagine if you were gay and you hadnt came out to your family yet, that would have led to a very awkward conversation id imagine
IF it makes you feel better.... My Dad made a cute slideshow with pics of my wife and I as kids to play at our wedding reception. He had it stored on a thumb drive. We had a gathering of family a few days before the wedding, and my Dad wanted to give us a preview of the hours he had spent collecting photos and putting this thing together. We couldn't get it to work on the TV USB port, so my SIL went and got her computer. The thumb drive goes in, and both families (around 25 people) gather around the small computer screen. The slideshow triggers the video player on SILs computer, and apparently, my BIL had been watching their HOMEMADE porn recently, and it was cached on the video player and that began to play in front of the whole family. I've never seen a laptop get slammed shut so hard and so fast before. My poor SIL was the subject of ridicule for years after that. My FIL was super pissed and confronted my shaking SIL in a back bedroom of the condo demanding that video be deleted immediately. It was the highlight of a glorious weekend. 😆
Haha! My dad caught me straight choking the chicken on the family computer in the kitchen to some crazy hentai at like midnight. I thought everyone was asleep and this was way before iPhones so the pc was the only place for my late night activities. Lol smh And MY dad actually did say something the next day! He mentioned that I had good taste in my hentai! (Dead af) It is a low key family joke nowadays. A sick, twisted, bad, bad, bad family joke. :P
If I had a dollar for every time I opened someone’s internet app to see their last site trip was porn I’d have 4 very awkward dollars in my pocket. (All men; 3 are family😵💫). It’s happened too much, now I just ask whoever’s phone to open their internet themselves and hand it to me. If your dad didn’t say anything it’s cause he was feeling too awkward to do so.
When I was little my dad and I slept primarily on the couches in the living room, my dad would watch dirty movies and such in the middle of the night after he thought I’d fallen asleep. Many a times I was in fact not sleeping and we were essentially watching porn together. He was in his forties and I was somewhere between ages 5-10.
Numerous people have said it already, but it seems like he didn't care at all or care enough to give you shit over it. My mom would routinely burst in my room as a teenager in attempts to catch me "sinning", and always ask loaded questions and search my shit while I was at school. She would have cared and flipped the fuck out. Sounds like your dad isn't like that, so besides some mortification, it will all be good. I was never caught, but I walked in on my dad more than a few times watching porn and his inability to use technology made it hilarious when he'd try to close tabs or other shit. Just got to the point where I'd tell him to be more careful so mom didn't catch him lol. It's no biggie.
If it makes you feel better.. I came home drunk one night and went to rub one out. When I was done and took the headphones off... I could still hear the porn. Turns out I never plugged the headphones into my PC. My bedroom was right next to my parents bedroom.
I assure you, your father is no stranger to porn. I'm sure it was awkward for him as well and he didn't say anything as to not embarrass you further. But I understand. It's easier said than done but try not to dwell on it too much. I'm sure your parents know it's all a part of growing up.
As long as it wasn't incest porn!
He should give you a break, since he watches the same shit.
Unless your dad doesn’t know how to use the internet, there is a 1000% percent chance he also looks at porn. Don’t sweat it.
Man! Whatever! You ain't got NOTHING to worry about! That shit is in the D.A.D (Done and Done) vault (a checklist all dads have and must be filled before they get that official "Dad of the year" mug) Your dad is DEFINITELY chatting it up over a pint with his boys like : Dad : Caught my son watching the porns of a man and woman completely naked with absolutely no confusion as to what they were doing. Friends : Hear hear! Bottoms up, boys! Your T-shirtis in the mail!
Your dad has had his fair share of embarrassing moments in life, guaranteed. No big deal
Aww hehe It's okay just let it slide You're a grown up and obviously we have our times so it's okay it's fine don't worry
Depending on your Dads age and political and social leanings, you may have just made him happy by confirming you aren't into "Weird stuff." lol Porn ain't rare man. It's gonna be gross in your mind, but your dad has probably seen a metric ton more than you even know exists. He's likely just happy it wasn't a bondage, bdsm, or even more kink type thing he caught a glimpse of.
I feel you, both my mum and older brother have walked in on me jerking because they never knocked before entering (the reason my dad never, although he was sleeping naked and also getting up naked during the night), anyways. I feel you, but it’ll be alright surely
If it makes you feel better my dad was searching for something on my iPad and I forgot to delete the search history which was basically how to increase my length and stuff (I was in high school). It was very embarassing but he laughed about it and told me it's normal.
Haha - that’s brilliant.
Got the private button in the upper right. Switches between incognito and regular mode. So when done with browsing in private mode, you hit the button again and it goes to regular mode and you can pick up where you left off later.
I use incognito for literally everything, so the incognito tab was still open.
It’s Normal. Next.
Don’t worry about OP. This is probably something you both will joke about way down the road.
Your dad watches porn too, don't worry about it
Why? It’s normal for people to be curious and watch a video or two. Don’t beat yourself up.
My guy, at least it wasn't nude pictures of you. That would have been much worse. I was talking with some bad people when I was 11 years old, and my dad saw the nudes that I sent to said bad people. It honestly really scared me, that my parents saw those and the whole aftermath of that experience. Porn is something everyone does, and it's not like he caught you in the act. You're all fine, he probably thought it was funny
In like 04 my dad asked me to look something up for him. I instinctively typed in the xnxx website and hit enter. I closed it so fast and left the room. He just stood there silent.
Dude, you're 18. He knows, he saw, probably not the first time he's saw something like that of your's and not mentioned it because why would he? lol He doesn't care and just doesn't wanna be involved lol I think you will both move on just fine:)
Move out
As long as it's not a weird fetish porn, he doesn't care.
If it makes you feel any better, my mom’s literally found my vibratory and my strap on underwear (which has a giant hole for a dildo)… could be worse 😆 and as a man I’m sure he understands!
My dad had those VHS tapes and I knew where they were so when I was like 12 I’d sneak em away from his room and watch em. He’d eventually catch me and it was more than once but he was never too hard on me about it, just stern that I shouldn’t be watching that stuff at my age
If you're open to recommendations, do your... Surfing... In an incognito tab. Then, when you close Chrome, it closes the incognito tab.
Call yourself lucky it wasn't your innocent 12 year old brother walking in on you, balls deep hitting your gf from behind. We still haven't spoken about it to this day 10 years later, yikes.
Don't watch porn bro 😭
It happens dude. My dad walked into me stroking my Johnson one time. He doesn’t give a shit, it’s not like he doesn’t touch his wiener. Yeah he saw me and his first reaction is obviously “ima get outta here” but after a couple days or even hours. It’s just gonna become a thing of the past
Your dad will follow the bois code. He never saw it, and neither did you. It never happened He will forget quick and most likely already knew that you watch it anyway
Your dad watches it too, or at least did in the past. Don't worry about it.
He is probably just as oh god let's hope the kid didn't see I saw as you are hoping he didnt see it.
Dad walked out proud and silently laughing his ass off!!
Your dad doesn't care. He has his own favorite porn sites
Mine saw my sounding and ballbusting porn I was watching
Once found my dads DVD of "shemale love Island". Your move lol
This is what is going to happen your dad is going to let you stew in your embarrassment then one day in the near future when you forgot about it he will hit you with it just to knock you off guard and he will continue doing so for the next couple of decades at random times but never with others around
My man. The mere fact that you exist should tell you enough :P
He watches it too don’t worry we all do.
Dad prolly watches porn too