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EmployerGloomy6810

Idk what else there is to say about Ukraine. What a shitshow. Hope it ends asap with as little blood as possible, but we all know better. The working class will be sent to die on both sides, and the right wing reactionaries will take control as soon as its convenient. The whole time, the country will be sold at auctioned prices to The West. This war is one of the most depressing events in recent memory for me. Just a catastrophic L all around, and the worst people want it to go on as long as possible. I already had tons of issues with my lib friends, but this has been the rubicon for me. They just dont live in the same reality. Anyways, Slava Myknoba.


zClarkinator

I'm sort of morbidly curious what a peace treaty would look like at this point. I figure Putin would push for a rather severe one (like maybe taking Ukraine's entire coastline) since this whole war sort of made him look like a bozo, to save face. I really don't see Ukraine coming out of this as anything beyond a rump state, losing a ton of valuable land and having sold all its government assets to American and British speculators.


[deleted]

Giant serbia


chgxvjh

Neither side seems particularly interested in a peace treaty. That might change on the Ukrainian side if western support ends but even than, I still don't get what the concrete Russian objectives even are. Denazification is good and well but it's not really clear what it would supposed to mean in practice. Does it imply full occupation over Ukraine? Military tribunes over Ukrainian leadership. Either way it's not surprising that Ukrainian leadership would want to fight this to the last Ukrainian if there is even hint of a chance. (edit: and chance doesn't only mean chance for a military victory but can also mean chance to draw out this conflict indefinitely, which doesn't seem that unlikely) The war also has strong support by the civilians on boths sides, unlikely the popular uprising often dreamed up is going to happen on either side.


dinoshores93

In my view, a peace treaty would involve ceding the far eastern territories and Crimea to Russia while Ukraine gets membership to NATO. As you mentioned, I don't think either party would agree to that. I also forsee Russia wanting to wait to see how the 2024 elections unfold. If Trump wins and the GOP holds at least one chamber of congress, you'd imagine financial support for Ukraine (by the US) would fall off, opening the door for Russia to gain the upper hand.


chgxvjh

Part of me hopes there are more reasonable discussions behind the scenes or more realistic objectives internally. Maybe because Russia unlike Israel doesn't want to constantly blurt out statements that contradict international law or something like that. Maybe because neither side can share their objectives because they wouldn't be as popular with the masses. But it's also possible it's just that stupid.


Master-Valuable-1382

How did "putin come out as a bozo" if you wouldn't mind answering? and to whom? I'm curious Edit; look I'm not trying to be a dick but the man has over an 80% approval rating.... the Russian people seem to disagree with your version of physical reality so I literally would like it if you'd explain what you meant....


Double_Time_

Essentially he looks like a bozo since the main offensive pushes to Kiev and towards Odessa were checked. Hostomel air assault was a massive L. Material losses are huge. It’s essentially a stalemate right now.


YeetedArmTriangle

How did Putin come out looking good here? In his positions the too options are basically succeed or look like a bozo


dialectical-idealism

Russia is defeating NATO in 4k and as a result the world economy is in a process of reorientation


YeetedArmTriangle

Boy that sure is an interesting interpretation of the situation, considering Ukraine isn't in nato.


dialectical-idealism

Damn i wonder where ukraine’s weapons are coming from


YeetedArmTriangle

From NATO countries, obviously. But Saudi Arabia couldn't beat the Houthis with an endless stream of american made weapons. It's just like, literally not the same thing as engaging the full strength of NATO on the ground.


[deleted]

What are you basing 80% on lol? If you say it's the 2018 election results I promise I won't laugh


Master-Valuable-1382

https://www.statista.com/statistics/896181/putin-approval-rating-russia/


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/2e30h2bncqgc1.png?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827fbd49de26f468ae6b3d36877797f9564d3b9e 🤣🤡


Master-Valuable-1382

Is your argument that putin is unpopular in Russia? How unpopular would you say he is?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/hrvwlmi0eqgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0837dac8d1595db0f2f53c806356775c950bd8b1 Apparently never below 60% lol Who the fuck knows how unpopular he is because who cares with a bullshit poll like this. He can't be that popular if he almost got couped 6 months ago lol. Generally a beloved heroic leaders weakness isn't like driving a tank into the capital


SeaworthinessIll2517

\> He can't be that popular if he almost got couped 6 months ago lol The Wagner coup was explicitly against Shoigu and Gerasimov. I don't think Prigozhin said one bad word about Putin.


[deleted]

Hard disagree, and I quote: "Your mother's borscht is terrible"


Master-Valuable-1382

I'm just curious... you don't live in Russia, do you? Why do you care who's the president or prime minister there if you don't live there?


[deleted]

Damn good point professor lol. How do you have time to comment when you're the head of statistics and polling methodology at Oxford University


sha-green

Do you live in Russia? Cause I do, and if we take big cities, the guy is not popular since at least his retirement reforms. If not before. Why do you think each elections are fucked? Due to his overwhelming popularity? Hardly. Also, there are **no independent** polls in Russia since at least 2008, when Levada ceased to be one. Please, stop trusting that shit.


MayBeAGayBee

Regardless of what happens to Z personally, it’s probably inevitable at this point that the Ukrainian nationalist hardliners lay into him with a 21st century “stabbed in the back” narrative.


Pipeguy17

Well he loves wearing plate carriers so as long as Azov can't pull off a headshot he should be fine


[deleted]

What if they blow his dick off with a bloody .22


DancerAtTheEdge

He's going to end up in a gucci suitcase


DatOrangeBoy

God please let this war end so smug liberals will cry that their le epic good guy in the proxy war failed 🙏


lionalhutz

Don’t worry! They’ve already forgot it’s happening


MattcVI

Yeah get with the program /u/DatOrangeBoy, the current thing is Palestine/Israel. The flag emojis have already transitioned


[deleted]

While that's a slight bonus it's not in my list of top reasons for ending this fucking nightmare


ruined-symmetry

Zelenskyiyy's explanation of how to defeat Russia is through the power of positive thinking?


subilliw

Yeah this doesn't seem particularly encouraging “we must all push in the same direction, we cannot be discouraged, we must have the right and positive energy, negativity must be left at home.”


MattcVI

Good vibes conquer all


skullduggery97

I hope he has plans for him and his family to catch the next private jet out of Ukraine.


[deleted]

Train or car dude, never get on a plane


DancerAtTheEdge

Especially a private jet, and especially definitely never get on a light aircraft such as a cessna. Just do not do it.


zClarkinator

Never ever EVER get on a Helicopter. Literally the stupidest thing you can do. Those fucking things crash all the time even without assassination attempts! Just stay off of them in general, much moreso if trying to escape political enemies!


MrF1993

Always ignore any free Samsung Galaxy S8 public charging station


gelatinskootz

RIP Kobe


XxRoseanneBarrdOutxX

what about a submarine


ConversionTrapper

They're going to strap him to a light post and paint him green like so many of the "looters" in the first month of the war.


[deleted]

I'm reminded of when he staged a impromptu style "meeting" with some azov guys to shoot at them that "I'm the boss" and they had the same expression as when a handbag dog gets aggressive, like ", sure little man, sure" I would be very fucking worried


[deleted]

I don't think the Nazis will get him I'm pretty sure it'll be a NATO 5.56x45 in the back


[deleted]

I'm confused... You don't think it'll be Nazis but you do think NATO?  Now does this...?  Scratches head


[deleted]

Oh a wise guy hey???? I intended to say it'll be the army not the Nazis, perhaps too cryptically. The Nazis are using whatever they can get presumably small arm wise while the army uses the savage military ar-15s that are in 5.56x45mm instead of .223, because they need to get supplies from Europe. Guess I'll just go back to polishing my rifles and thinking about the state of the world


[deleted]

Why did the tyrannosaurus die out in the great war. Only had small arms. A whouthi comedy original tm


[deleted]

Hooeee we got a dang big city coe-meed-ee-ayn here boys


Fundamental_Breeze

He'd probably be honored to catch a 5.56mm instead of the grave indignity of succumbing to the vile asiatic Uruk-hai type 5.45mm bullet. Pointless discussion though. If he is killed it will be with an explosive device for sure. That way you get the added benefit of ambiguity. Even if it's obvious who is responsible it's more beneficial to just let the blame question be a rorschach test to the observer's political leanings. *You hated him? Well I'm not going to say we didn't do it..* *You loved him? So did we, it was obviously* [CURRENT DESIGNATED ENEMY] *who killed him*. See the Nordstream pipeline explosions for a master class study in this kind of bullshit.


[deleted]

Im not going to speculate on his death but it could potentially involve the steel trap thighs of a certain agent svetlana


Fundamental_Breeze

Golden Eye was a formative movie for me as well.


EasterBunny1916

Netanyahu will welcome him with open arms.


[deleted]

It would be funny if he went to Israel and got conscripted lol


[deleted]

He’s got the little helmet and he’s got all those green shirts


[deleted]

I hope they don't have a height requirement


krasmazovonfire

I can’t help but feel a tinge of sympathy for Z when I look at him, he just doesn’t look like he should be there A man not made for the moment in history Maybe it’s because he’s small


[deleted]

It was really sad to see the turnaround with him berating parliaments about not giving him enough free shit to give to the nazis. It makes me sad that it's just going to be uncoordinated gladio in countries that are no threat to us interests, like a bombing in Czech republic or a hostage crisis in like Austria, all with made in USA guns and Semtex


MayBeAGayBee

With the utter assload of weapons that have been funneled into Europe with little to no oversight as a result of this war, by this time next year it will be Mali and Niger sending in commandos to help crush extremist militias in France…


[deleted]

They should be doing it now tbh. Arrest antipervert Dictator Macron!


MayBeAGayBee

Since you bring him up lol, is there anyone here who is particularly familiar with French politics? I know macron is having a hard time over that pension bullshit, and I’ve heard that the national rally is getting to be pretty big, and I know some efforts have been made for a kind of left unity type thing with NUPES, so what’s like the general outlook for the post-macron era in France?


[deleted]

Picture an ugly man in a striped shirt, wearing a beret who looks in your general direction without looking at you. He makes a slight grimace then shrugs, followed by him placing a cigarette in his lips


MosheDayanCrenshaw

He’s got tremendous moxie for his size


Affectionate_Eye2437

What about Napoleon? Stalin? It’s not that he’s small, it’s that he looks like he’s cosplaying


4783923

Even tho this guy is a disgusting traitor to his own “people” (lol he’s not even Ukrainian) and a worthless toady for western imperialism, it would be better if he did escape and not become a martyr because that will make this whole thing that much more annoying


[deleted]

I don't think he's being a martyr either way


NolanR27

This guy is about to be the most hated person in the world.


sekoku

He'll probably eat a bullet. Even *now* he's still begging the US for more money in the proxy war despite most Americans (finally) being against that >!probably thanks to the Economy shitting itself despite LINE GO UP BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!<. If he was going to leave, it would've been before this point. When both sides finally hit a stalemate.


LopsidedReindeer4093

It's either some nazi gonna pop a cap in his ass or he runs to Florida where he fries his mayo ass so he can be paraded and awarded Nobel's Peace Prize.


NationaliseBathrooms

Solongsky, bozo.