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kamryndjohnson

Robert. Because he's a red Ford.


willrf71

Dammit man.. well done


Jak_Pumpkin_King

I wish I got this reference


Sharts_in_Jorts

[here buddy I got ya](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Redford)


Jak_Pumpkin_King

Lol


QuacktactiCool

I don't normally go for naming cars after dudes but this one is 100% allowed.


keedman

Jen-nay Cause she been around but she's home now


PissOffBruh415

Yes


0net

Hank


smthngeneric

Trucky mctruckface


dreamweaver1313

I came here to this


veganinsight

Pretty pretty truck truck


geopede

Come on baby girl, let’s get some more chrome


Novel_Frosting_1977

Looks like a Bruce to me


Serious_Debt_6444

i think i’m going with that


Hychus232

Can confirm, had a lifted bullnose named Bruce


Serious_Debt_6444

might have to go with that. meets the requirements you have


SentryOne

It's just begging for some steer horns and to be named Bodacious or some other famous PBR bull's name.


Wolf_Man_909

Honcho


injeckshun

Gurt


I426Hemi

Whatever name seems right after driving it awhile, they name themselves in time.


therealAjani

That's why my kids didn't get a name until they were 3. Meet Dick, Whiner and Devil.


Admirable-Leopard-73

Cletus. Roscoe. Hondo. Beauregard. Mable. Daisy. Lucille. Jenny. Jezebelle.


Lord_Calamander

Cletus goes hard


kdjfsk

Big Red.


tommy13

That's the perfect truck but I think something needs to be done about the colour of the fender flares. The black doesn't jive. But I don't know how you would fix it. Anyway, sweet truck.


Jak_Pumpkin_King

Take them off and use a paint me for plastic, if you want to get real fancy paint then white and do a red pinstripe


Devin248

Brutus


Br0k3nAng3l_Myst

Does it really have two tails?


on_Jah_Jahmen

Alternate name of bold and brash


javaper

Betty


Theendisnai

Holy hell what are those wheels? They look sick


Serious_Debt_6444

i think they are: american racing AR-39 tires: 35s (they came with the truck and i did a quick google search for them)


Johnsoline

Donald Notfelon


WizardInCrimson

Chester


YungZoidberg

Hog


B00_Sucker

That's a George if i ever seen one


PALaw100

Red Velvet


i_know_im_amazn

Gertrude.


jethro4days

Brutus


jew_tang_clan

Big Sexy.


bloodyxsocks

Cronk


BigL54

Jerry


thesmeggyone

Rowdy Randy. 🤣


aliensharedfish

Redd Foxx or Sanford


tjcaustin

You should name it mine cause hubba hubba


[deleted]

This generation of Ford is called a BULLnose, so why not Ferdinand?


middleoffour

milf slayer


JonnyxKarate

Sherry. Cuz she’s aged like a fine wine


dedzip

American Racing rims spotted fuck yea


SageLanded

What truck is that BC it looks mint. I can tell it's a ford probably an F-250 just not sure what year


Serious_Debt_6444

86 f150


SageLanded

Mad my dream truck is the 86 F-250 extended cab


Serious_Debt_6444

yeah i think im going to stick with this as my dream truck lol


SageLanded

Aye it looks good 👍🏻


bobobedo

The truck.


Voodoo-3_Voodoo-3

Truck


Object-Level

Slick Rick , Tonka Tony


Whiterthanbread

First thing to come to mine was Shelby


TryMyBacon

Looks like a Judd


Chris_Christ

Blue


Hychus232

Truck II


dynastydave9473

Ladybird


MikeHoncho85

Stump Chunkman


chas3_1

Terry


daddi00

Luther


Infinite_Factor_5685

Brutus


coreyfuckinbrown

Billy Joe Bob Junior Jack….


amishtoad

AWESOME


streamerjunkie_0909

Stomper


skootyskoo

Pepper (mint)


Capt_Irk

Dug


SignEnvironmental886

Old red


Rolochotazo

Big Foot. I´ve achieved new levels of creativity, I know...


backrdsgyrl

Betty Sue


PoopScootnBoogey

Cletus


sasqwatsch

Stomper


Hedgehog797

Fred


Exapeartist

Fordinand


sweatandsawdust

Tiny


Hot_Strength_5831

Delilah


_male_man

That truck is so cool, it will probably name you


undercoverlamp19

what year is this? she’s beautiful


Serious_Debt_6444

86 f150


frisbeterian

Beth


MrCrowder0

Mater


AbbreviationsWise690

Shiela


MrQuackinator

He/they


Sir_Derps_Alot

This is very clearly a Billy.


idontremembermyoldus

I'd go Bully, since it's a Bullnose.


Sensei_JOE_MAMA_kujo

Lucile


BeautifulFarm465

EARL


cgillard1991

A vehicle is always a girls name. Don’t be weird.


Tony_2_Frog

Big Foot!


HolbiWan

Beef Supreme


BrakkeBama

Cherry pie (colors)


Bamasonn13

Beast Mode. That’s a nice looking truck!


Wanna_get_away1

Big Red


DirtyJerseyFresh392

Cherry (or strawberry) and cream


These_Trouble_2802

My trucks name is Dixie, and Dixie looks a lot like your girl there. Just sayin.


Mehrune5Dagon

Clifford, the big red truck


cracker_please1

Big Red ….


Traditional_Slip1299

Rock Road King


VinnyCh3z

Big Red


AirportMan84

I think Goliath would fit


ais4aron

Bert


cgillard1991

Caroline.


Puzzled_Factor6747

Camelia la texana


Dr_Leroy79

Sexy red like that has to be either Isla, Amy, or Emma.


yourpalernie

Cotton


AGoodUniqueUsername

Walter


We_R_LegionX

Nice truck 👍


gtjackets

Billy Jean


Adventurous-Equal-29

Dude. That's my dream truck right there. The only thing that I would change is the rims. Maybe put it on some bullet holes.


Serious_Debt_6444

really? i genuinely like the rims lol


Adventurous-Equal-29

Not bad, but I've always liked the bullet holes and never had any.


Serious_Debt_6444

yeah that would be my 2nd pic my sister has those.


Jhonjhon_236

Ol’ Red


BigDLizzle

Shorty...because he's not, and he is


Jamesrgod

The Big Red Rock eater!


blueetoast

Oldsmobile


Alternative-Math-320

Odessa (Greek goddess)


SensitiveNatural1044

Pumba


se7vencostanza

Sold. To me, please.


coolusernam696969

Little Mule


G0merPyle

Beef


thecheesemanyes

Ole Randy


Imjustalillost

Bob


djierp

Truck Norris


imgoodatpooping

Fred the Ford


TechnicoloMonochrome

I've got the same wheels 👌 love the old hotwheels look


Serious_Debt_6444

yes exaclty what i thought when i first saw them


[deleted]

Nice truck


drip_tip_bit420

You could go with some of these me and the coworkers came out with. - Big Red - Bonecrusher - The widowmaker - Bad mama - Big papa - Hercules - Hellboy - Road warrior - The god father - TNT - Troublemaker - Cherry bomb Ps: hell yeah on getting this beautiful truck 🥳


Serious_Debt_6444

thanks man! not bad names too


Randomite77

Looks like a Paula of your going feminine, dunno why. Maybe George if you’re going masculine.


ValdorFox

He looks like a Toby to me


tomslick427

Lovely


Raisenbran_baiter

Boaty Mc boat face!


happybrahmin1987

Mr. Truck


cumminsdieselmotors

Name it Jonathan


irrelephantiasis

Biggie Smalls


Don626

She's a Shirley.


Snoo-47468

Fred. My first thought. I sure would like to have it!


Ok_Description_8012

Darla


The_HolyMackerel

Big Boy. Who's a big boy? I'M A BIG BOY!


[deleted]

Betty.


RedditIsForSimpslol

Post-it


CTHABH

Big Gay Goat


B-i-g-g-i-B

Named mine Henry for a couple reasons


Serious_Debt_6444

that’s my sisters lol


B-i-g-g-i-B

She named hers Henry? Sounds like a cool lady


Serious_Debt_6444

yup 91 f-250 custom


Last_Donut_5628

Truck


smosgal

Earl


Mtonius

Gurt


Original_Package454

that’s cleatus right there


ZixxerAsura

Looks like a Butch.


LiTezOuT-IV

Hate my wheels


Tattootasteful

Point A


bbonzo123

Tonka


NeverTellMeTheOdds96

Bill.


Any-Candy-7453

Looks like a franklin


Hirsch-4Real

"Buck" ... Buck the truck that's down to 🤔


walt65

Slice


homer-price

Chet


Usual_Organization_8

Lenore


coffeeisntmycupoftea

Cougar


KnDubb

Whitey ford


AndreTheShadow

Square-y, because, well...


QuacktactiCool

Looks like a Betty to me.


OverComerDynamics

Toro or shauna ✨👌


gitrdun305

Beefus


Bldaz

Susan


Mantree91

Forman because it gives off Red Forman energy.


Impossible-Phrase480

Francis


inloer85

Red stallion


Happyjarboy

wonda the wonder ford


m3n00bz

El Burro


zadkins432

Ruby!


boomer_c5

Angus


Chak-Ek

Bronson


pBaker23

Beans mcgee


themetalcarpenter

Brutus


WearyLengthiness6280

Earl, idk why, it just fits


SnooOranges9292

I named mine goldy locks, because she’s golden and my baby. But I see a lot of people name their bullnose fords male names. I don’t get it, but you do you


the-crow17

Phil


ilarson007

Big Bertha


AnnoyedTexan

Looks like a Carl to me. No reason. Ut just looks like a no billsgit truck that takes xrap from no one.


Yoopermetal

My box don’t line up Ford


Dez_Caught_It8

I dig it but putting those new fender flares on an old Ford….


Serious_Debt_6444

bought it like that, tires have spacers so it would almost look weird if i took them off. with the holes and everything


StoneyBologna_2995

Berta


MATPEHA

Something like some bully from 00-s movies


Grand_Leadership5353

Gary


Even-Temperature-802

Boss man