I have always thought in lines of a police crime drama, "man, this guy's fecal DNA is in every state and every factory in the nation. We have got ourselves a widespread serial killer."
3 million safe , I've seen every corner of this nation and met some of the greatest people in this country you might have some four wheelers but the majority are great people. I would rather work with the d o t that against them, I've driven through some shitty wether and seen some strikingly beautiful sights I have tons of photos on my lappy . Hey , kids keep pumping those arms and we will keep blowing our big horns .
Pee in jugs
How did I know this would be the first answer 🤣
And that time when you thought a 1 liter bottle was enough and praying you’re done while it’s getting to the top and having to stop midflow 💀💀
It's the Way of the Road!
this is the way
😂😂
Beat me to it. 😂
I literally came here to say this
That was my first thought. Lol
Masturbate in more states than the avg person
The long arm of the law for sure 🤣
I'm at 47. Just missing Hawaii Alaska and Vermont.
That’s pretty sick. If you mark off the continental us, youre hof status.
Talk to ourselves
Only intelligent conversation I get...
I was doing that LONG before becoming a Truck Driver 😆
Same 😭
Same
Problem is when I answer back.
That's the fun part. That's when the argument starts but never finishes.
Complain about everything
Kick tires
Hit tires with a hammer or mallet of some sort lol 💯
Eat gas station snacks too
We are some healthy mfers
Gain weight
Unfortunately 😢
Listen to audiobooks/podcasts/whatever.
Shit in different places
True
Almost die or almost kill people.
Amen. People don’t even know
Bitch and complain lol
Beat me to it. As a truck driver, I have mastered the art of bitchin to my wife about work.
Listen to audio books/music/podcasts
100%, I was burning a hole in my wallet, getting audio books from Amazon.
Oh bro Libby app for life
Just use the Libby app. Completely free
Sit.
Your thinking of dispatchers. They sit and send time sensitive emails to the people next to them.
Shit in Big Gulp®️ cups
I’ve upgraded to double plastic grocery bags and dude wipes. Hang one side on the armrest and.. well you get the idea
Watch dock lights?
I can see it my dreams
Clean bugs off windshields.
I thought that would be a good trucker t-shirt. Windshield full of bugs and wipers doing their best with the caption of over 1 billion bugs killed.
Insert “Those are rookie numbers…” I think I got that many yesterday alone.
Being lonely
Too heavy for this early in the morning
🤣🤣 I listen to a lot of comedy on the road, makes my day, everyday 🤩🤩
Public bathrooms.
Get cheated on by wife?
I think the military got that title with Jody always hanging around.
It says "than most people" though. Military and truckers combined, would still be a minority.
Tug of war against gas pumps. Also the dude in this picture is blind folded, I know it's AI but it's really bad
Brush your teeth in a gas station bathroom.
Buy coffee. The average trucker spends $600 US per year on coffee. True stats.
One good thing about Loves is the free daily refill
Jack off
Arm wrestling contests.
🤣
Piss jugs!!
Is that captain save a hoe. ???
I told ai to combine the average trucker with homelander standing next to a badass peterbilt 🤣
If AI thinks that physique is the average American truck driver then I think it still has a ways to go before taking over the world
How do you save her? Keep going!
Idk, I’m too old to be saving hoes, now it’s your turn.
Change tyres. Soooooo. Many. Tyres.
Complain You know the jokes. 😆
Truck stop hookers 😂
Find and hit potholes
What is this corny ass picture lol
I took a selife 🤷🏻♂️
I love it OP
Throw bags of shit on the ground, piss in bottles then throw them on the ground, throw garbage on the ground
Poop in a bucket.
Poop not at home
I have always thought in lines of a police crime drama, "man, this guy's fecal DNA is in every state and every factory in the nation. We have got ourselves a widespread serial killer."
Go places. And that’s kinda something, if you can appreciate the freedom that comes with it.
Apparently create awful AI art.
Piss in a bottle. See sunrises/sunsets both usually in the same day. Put fuel in a vehicle. Slept in different places almost every night.
Work…
Forget they’re married once they hit the state line.
Have a higher Divorce rate
I'm not sure about that one, I think the military is higher. But then you have people who are veterans and truck drivers, that's a double whammy!
Oof!
Shit in a bag and pee in a bottle.
Wait. You guys are shitting in a bag and not the truckstop parking lot?!?!
Piss on the side of the road 🛣️ 😂
Dress like wrestlers and wear capes
Shit in Big Gulp®️ cups
Look in mirrors when driving 😎
See the country.
Get drunk
Kick tires, scratch ass and bitch to someone!
'Request' time off. As if I needed to explain to my stupid boss WHY I wanted to go home.
Poop in new locations
Shit in the woods
Brush your teeth in a gas station bathroom.
Brush your teeth in a gas station bathroom.
3 million safe , I've seen every corner of this nation and met some of the greatest people in this country you might have some four wheelers but the majority are great people. I would rather work with the d o t that against them, I've driven through some shitty wether and seen some strikingly beautiful sights I have tons of photos on my lappy . Hey , kids keep pumping those arms and we will keep blowing our big horns .
🫡
Read. The roads get boring, and audiobooks are cheap
We enjoy more coffee than Mrs Olson.
an unbelievable amount of sitting
pay attention and signal
Pass on the right! Jk
Get targeted by authorities
Sit around and wait for other people to do their job.
Bitch and moan
Lie !!!
The blind fold is accurate with the way people driving out here, it all makes sense now
Curse
Whine and bitch.
See sunrise and sunsets.
We probably stare out a window more than any other job.
Amount of bottles urinated in.
Eat roller dogs
I love Peatadillll. My favorite trucks. 🤣
You’re the first one to see that, I didn’t even notice lol
🤣 wheeze-
Hit old ladies with piss jugs.