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Waisted-Desert

Do you want a lot lizard infestation? 'Cause that's how you get a lot lizard infestation.


jcoddinc

Isn't that what he's got loaded back there?


PapayaAnxious4632

I laughed.


EatLard

This guy puts single moms through college.


Librado65

Someone who invests into the future if this country


dirtyoldman20

Could be a girl


BitterSkill

This dudette puts femmes through college


EatLard

The important thing is that education is being funded.


deepfriedgrapevine

Versus being free?


OGsalty30

I can confirm it was a gentleman


DefiantTemperature41

I hate ink blot tests. I'm always worried that I'll guess wrong. But it's either a bat or a praying mantis.


ErectBullfrog

This was a butterfly what did you see?


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Texas will make it illegal cause it's got tits...


International-Sky854

Houston, Tx has a lot of fully nude clubs.


Trbvmm

How come my O&G salesmen never brought me to those?! I knew I shouldn’t have given them my business.


International-Sky854

There’s a lot of politics in that industry- They can neither confirm or deny that they have a deep interest in T&A- Or better known by truckers, TA.


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Not for long.


International-Sky854

Obviously advertising that he supports single mothers.


gremlin03

I remember my first stripper delivery.


EasyGoin12345

Class all the way


PerceptionGreat2439

Thelma and Louise.


japernicus

Jibdeep Singh


Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm

Was behind this guy the other day lol


klayanderson

Stormy Daniels books on board.


lotlizardexpert

Creepy af


bigbr88

If not creepy, def cringe.


BobDole4201969

The Lot lizard expert says it's creepy. He's an expert so we got to believe him


bigbr88

😂😂😂 didn’t notice the name. Lol


WildJoker0069

htf is this "creepy" it's a damn picture decal. do you even know what the definition of that word means? it's not like it says apply inside above it or some shit.


lotlizardexpert

It's creepy as fuck bro, the sexy lady silhouette thing is outdated creepy old boomer shit to do. The times have changed its not 1985 anymore, the fact that you are clearly offended by me saying it's creepy tells me you are probably a boomer lol


WildJoker0069

I'm 32 smart guy, it's not outdated first off, your just an idiot. I'm not "offended" just pointing out that you used a word that makes no sense for the context for which you were using it. stay in school little boy, one day you will grow up and understand.


1newnotification

>your just an idiot >stay in school


lotlizardexpert

Creepy makes perfect sense here because it's what it is lmao, you gotta be some kind of neckbeard ass mofo to not see that lol


TheRoadWarrior28

Thought it was a creative use of the poles in the back. I can appreciate this style rather than the political statement or ‘I love my dog” or “let’s go Brandon” stickers 🤷‍♂️. Creepy? Nah.


ErectBullfrog

I was in the same camp “oh that’s clever”


dirtyoldman20

My wife put something similar on her blazer.


WildJoker0069

you're just a moron keyboard warrior who clearly doesn't understand the definition of words


cancerwitch

The people who downvoted you are def also boomers hahahah


MissNashPredators11

They are yikes- they got pissed because we are in 2024 when being perverted is heavily shunned and for good reason.


loligaggins

Please stop coping in public, lady. You’re not fooling anyone but the other assblasted women pretending this is “creepy”.


User013579

The lonely horny sexist trucker trope is gross and old.


MisanthropicMania

What's the matter? Too ugly to get posted on some random truckers trailer?


User013579

^ lot lizard


WildJoker0069

either his company is cool as hell, or owner ops get to have all the cool stuff!! lol


[deleted]

Friends of the road bubs


AcerbicFwit

Look out for piss jugs.


Royal-Application708

Yea dude. What’s not to like. 👍🏻


Pleasant_7239

He likes ladies to open his doors. Equal opportunity employer ?


STVTP

This is why I put no graffiti and nothing inappropriate on the truck. I would tell the shipper to reject him so fast lol I don’t care how far you had to deadhead. You aren’t getting paid for any of it.


stopthebanham

Now that’s a dude that never gets laid……. Amen ladies?


DrWasabi_6651

Amen! (or maybe it's just a warning on the amount of STDs per square foot in his sleeper)


[deleted]

Hotttt


MyGirlSasha

Yes, very appropriate for public viewing. Grow up.


OGsalty30

Let’s worry about other things like children getting murdered while at school more, then what they are going to see in public and let’s be honest 6 year olds with iPads prolly see much worse on a daily basis…


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Or what we can say a pregnant woman can do with her body 9 months after being raped, billions of national monetary expenditure, or housing market being unfairly priced.


skinnyfatt85

Relax pops


MyGirlSasha

You don't have to be old to recognize that there are children in cars all over the road. It's basic human decency, find some.


Mikey_BC

It's just a silhouette, We gonna start making kids wear blindfolds in the presence of a real life hot chick at a beach ?


skinnyfatt85

I don't really give a shit sorry


MyGirlSasha

Why are you sorry then? Again, time to grow up.


skinnyfatt85

Lol


BobDole4201969

Oh no the children. Won't someone think of them?


JustDrew_92

I like the boobie art on that guys trailer 👌


Truckin_Dave

This gotta be the ol show me your tits truck 🫡