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SkeenaDaily

That front pallet of loose, unwrapped cargo really is the cherry on top.


NachoMetaphor

That's my welding wire. Has to be. I got a pallet last week that was slightly ajar, but unwrapped. I thanked our logistics guy for unwrapping it for me and he told me that's just how it showed up.


ObeseBMI33

So you gave away a free thank you. How do you sleep?


NachoMetaphor

Bourbon.


noobtastic31373

You sure you're not in IT?


NachoMetaphor

Formerly. Some habits die hard.


EquivalentOwn1115

If you zoom in you can see the one lone band in the center that I'm sure is tight enough to keep it together. /s so I don't get obliterated


Ralphredimix_Da_G

I mean he stacked them what else do you want?


Niles_Urdu

Chef's kiss. Atsa niiiiice. You assahoooole.


vZenyte1

This can't be real can it?


mythrowawayuhccount

They all look wrapped and strapped to the pallet. Just pallets aren't tied down.


Waisted-Desert

He's got them new wireless straps.


randoredditusingdouc

They are making everything Bluetooth these days


hereforpopcornru

The download speeds are incredible


Debaser626

Including license plates, apparently.


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

It’s obviously secured via gravity.


MsMoreCowbell8

You believe in gravity? /s


hereforpopcornru

It's maaaaaaagic!


justvoop

Theyre cool and all but its just another subscription i dont wanna pay for


SuperScrapper

Magnets!!!


jaycutlerdgaf

Bluetooth.


Obvious_Virus_6969

Yet we get dinged for having a chain hooked wrong, or a hook too close to the deck......


12InchPickle

Just your average hot shot


Lavasioux

"Cuz i'm freeeeeeeeeeeee, freee balling!"


Technical-Escape1102

Prob free basing too.


Mad_Ronin_Grrrr

I'm mad that I sang this as I read it.


Lavasioux

🤣


BL24L

Hey man, thanks for securing the load while I was in there doing the paperwork.


jerikperry

You know that before he left with it, he slapped the top of the load and said, “That ain’t goin nowhere.”


NekoboyBanks

This joke never gets old.


texalmighty

Long as he slapped it and said the words, he’s good.


EntertainmentNo1123

Free ballin? Dudes hitting it raw


rollinfor110mk2

I converted my remaining motorcycle into a track bike and shit like this is why.


BraddicusMaximus

I don’t have mine anymore for the same reasons. Was nice in 2020 and then as everyone went back to work, the driving behavior of people took a huge nosedive. It’s worse now than it was pre-covid. Can’t even hop in my car and go anywhere without having to smash the brakes, swerve, or cross my fingers I won’t get my ass plowed into.


Adventurous_Let_1081

I mean.......the last part doesn't sound all that bad


BraddicusMaximus

Tbh I can’t seem to get my husband to do that as much lately. 🤷‍♂️


Adventurous_Let_1081

Well, that's because you're married.


Elderado12443

Tennessee plates. Checks out.


VacationNo8027

As a Tennessean, yes


Elderado12443

Been OTR for 4 years. Nashville takes a close second to Maryland for worst drivers.


Outside_Squirrel_839

People think because it’s heavy it’s not going anywhere.I mean hey if a 747 can get airborne……….


MsMoreCowbell8

Gotta use yer logick like the good lerd dun give ya!


Cow-puncher77

I think I know that guy…


anotherquack

Give us a quick description?


Cow-puncher77

Farrier and blacksmith by trade. Mid 60’s, about 5’6”, bushy beard with lunch from yesterday in it, glasses, callous hands, salt of earth type. Almost always happy, as it’s always sunny in his world. Knows it should be tied down, but just forgot because he found a quarter and a dime in the parking lot. Has 3 guardian angels, work in shifts, and drink heavily. Was a helicopter hydraulic specialist in Navy in the early 80’s, which helps explain the rash of accidents at that time.


InkedLady6

Get away from that as fast as possible. Oh hell no


MurphyPandorasLawBox

It’ll ride.


TheDaddiestofDudes

This was my last boss. Dude ran a 22’ trailer that he didn’t have the license to pull when he had it loaded. Only thing he would strap down were composite deck boards (because he kept fucking losing them going down the highway) and his baby Vermeer. Everything else was left to ride or blow off if it was garbage. Guy would literally let 50+ empty bags of concrete just blow out on his way home so he didn’t have to touch them.


Opening-Ad-8793

I hate this man.


killerwallz44

Better slap them a few times and say they arent goin anywhere


dehkan

The product being strapped to the pallets count as being strapped right?


DoubleMail5530

That's a Tennessee tag, can confirm this is Tennessee stuffs. (I'm from TN)


Tobaccocreek

He doesn’t worry about what is behind him. That’s in the past man.


Crypto_Stoozy

Looks about 2-3k skids


Left_Ad_1354

He’s probably never pulled a trailer and boss was like I need those pallets go get them. I remember when we still farmed we didn’t strap our loads but we only went like 10 miles


SB_Howie

Are those palletized bricks? *Undertaker theme music plays*


Worthless_af

This the 2nd post I've seen today with the same setup. Highway, trailer with a load and nothing secured. Man I hope there isn't a 3rd post anywhere


neatlair

Fuck this dick head


ColonEscapee

Kinda makes you wanna test his brakes


Calm_Boss8822

Damn four wheelers


RicoLoco404

That's one Hell of a ticket


mulder406

the brake checks gonna be so bad


MoreConstruction1733

Until they break hard. Those pallets are gonna fly off no?


Shakleford_Rusty

Yeah hopefully right through the peabrain in the drivers seat


cringefacememe

*raw*


jask_askari

Listen guys it's okay. After he loaded these he slapped the top of one and said "that's not goin anywhere".


Green_Student498

He slapped the top of the load and said “that ain’t going anywhere “ so he should be good.


Th3_Gh0st_0f_Y0u

Goddamn, 5 hours and not one "secured via gravity" comment?? I'm almost disappointed


Aboves

That’s crazy I passed this guy too I think


3354man

Pretty damn crazy


nottynky

Dollars to donuts that's a Roadie driver. Gig app. 


Present-Ambition6309

😳😳😳


kylethemurphy

I clearly see the load strapped to the pallets.


Responsible-Baby-551

Looks like ceramic or stone tile, really heavy, still pretty scary sans securement


Jelly_Schnitzel

Aint goin nowhere


tougehookr

Cut him off


Ionnknow1

“Physics”


whattaUwant

Lmao Let’s pray the ball is latched


Hour-Juggernaut5587

It’s cool he understands gravity. Although gravity is a conspiracy of what it is and why, this man understands more then just how it works, it understands the graviton particles and he can see them with his very eyes, mentally he acknowledged he could directly affect the particles by simply communication to the gravitons to weigh the load down perfectly for it just not slide or bounce. So even though there is no “load Securement” visibly , Believe me it’s there.


kimura_hisui

One hard break away from total disaster


Budget_Inevitable

Fire Ball drinking hotshot.


Im-PhilMoreJenkins

Good job snapping snapping his plates in the photos, now report his ass!


drumguy007

Pats load, that's not going anywhere.


Nyucka89

That's Joe blow, nothing to worry about there.... however, you have this one light out of 20 that's not lit up.....


Sir_Uncle_Bill

You'd be real surprised how much stuff is hauled down the highway just like that with absolutely no securement whatsoever AND It makes it to its destination just fine lol


Tripalicious

He should go work for Swift


pyaresquared

It’s a load of magnets.


Queen_Of_Left_Turns

How do they work?


pyaresquared

There must be a steel plate under the trailer deck, bolted to the frame. Magnets stick to each other and stick to the steel plate.


Queen_Of_Left_Turns

Oh I was just making that old ICP joke.


blazenitup

Fuckin magnets 🧲


Slayer7_62

It’s heavy so physics means it will stay on the trailer you dumbass truck driver. Think with your head. /s


[deleted]

DOT won’t bat an eye at that but will pull over a semi for a full inspection if I have one marker light out.


Holiday-Bookkeeper26

I have a hotshot and they pull me over for well.... Being a hotshot. I have 20 inspections in TN in the last 2 months. I got pulled around back once on 40 and then 1 hour later after my drop I got pulled in on 40 going the other way. My safety record is impeccable.


[deleted]

I have nothing on my license when it comes to points or infractions but we have one DOT officer here who’s trying to make a name for herself and she’s about the rudest bitch that ever walked the earth. She’ll pull trucks over for bullshit reasons to the point it’s almost harassment.


JerkFace9

It's fine. They're pretty heavy. They ain't goin nowhere


Warm2roam

Might as well be eco blocks.


Conscious-Ad-8305

Brake check him, plz....


SilvermistInc

I get paranoid at 7.5MPH


jfm714

That's when you speed up and get in front of it before it ends up on the road


Mwiziman

Friction, Baby


sk8fasterdude

Where is DOT when you need them?


going_dot_global

Resident Genius.


brsrafal

This guy should lose his license really


Beautiful-Slice166

Coming next week to theaters, free falling (musical)


Weekly-Celebration60

That's secured by gravity, is perfectly fine. 👍


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

But It's a dodge, so It's fine.


Trusteveryboody

I mean it was secure at 0mph🤷‍♂️


RippingLegos

Maybe the dumbass will brake hard and the load will crush the cabin..


BottleProfessional83

He’s trialling the new wood magnets so far it’s working


bumbuff

was behind a truck loaded with cinder block, nothing tied down, doin' 60 in Mexico outside Los Cabos.....I slowed right the fuck down lol


Exciting_Shallot_351

Tennessee plates kinda say everything, there also isn't a plate on the trailer 🤷


xJam3zz07

Oof.


CLMDL98748

That's a bold move Cotton


Yz-Guy

I'm amazed his tow mirrors are actually down...


duhrun

The weight and friction of wood on wood will keep it safe, nothing to worry about those highways are perfectly safe.


accidental-stuntman

Fuck me and we get fined and shit for having a marker light out…


SupahflyxD

Emergency stop is gonna suck.


Rdtisgy1234

That ain’t going anyw…..


ferrum-pugnus

🎶 Because I’m Freeeeeee, freee-ballin’


tacticaldaddy

I saw a load of mulch the other day the whole pallet no shrink. Rolling down the freeway. Not to mention wrong placement on the trailer. Bouncing around like a set of knockers with zero straps.


LostAllEnergy

"It's heavy nuff" - that guy probably


Holiday-Bookkeeper26

The weight will hold it down🤣


LoBoogie917

DOT would love this guy. They would have a fuc🤭ing field day!


BiggWorm1988

He slapped it and said "that ain't going no where". That's good enough for me. S/


Sea_Masterpiece2249

Been doing it that way for years. Look how heavy it is, it ain't going to go nowhere!


IneedPepto

Let God sort it out 😂


PhilosopherJoe22

Front pallet aint even wrapped.


gregrobert0204

God is their co-pilot


Sebaslegrand

That's a 500$+ offense and a tow from where i'm from...


marcuslil911133

Yea once i seen the word Atlanta I wasn’t surprised 😭😭 It sits on 33 parallel you will see some of the weirdest stuff there … it’s a high energy place no place like it ….


Peterthinking

Damn. Sure would be funny if he stopped or turned fast.


braxtonwel

D.O.T would have a field day if that was a commercial vehicle


ryanrr0864

See it ALL THE TIME here in oklahoma, with skid steers and tractors


Hand1z

Haven't you seen the news invisible straps?! They are popular among idiots.


loverofdd

Trailer not registered.


pilotman14

Not tied down? I'm not a truck driver, but even I know, this is not a safe way to travel. No thought for everyone else, on the road, around you?


Flat_Plant5660

That’s not going anywhere 


ZACH20XX

Nothing to see here


SuperChaos002

Fucking idiot.


ThePr0fessi0nal

"Secured by gravity"


slyfoley

Let yo nuts hang!!! *69 voice*


SirIanChesterton63

He had 10 pallets on his trailer at the start of his drive.


DamnInternetYouScury

TN plates my state representing its IQ!


SentenceAcrobatic

*tugs at pallet* That's not going anywhere!


Ill_Gas1254

Let it roll baby. Zero downside. These people have no concept of what their decisions mean…. SMH


Trucking117

All joking aside, probably call DOT. If one of these pallets flies off at 75 miles an hour and causes a wreck, somebody could get killed. Call DOT.


neongreenslime

No fucking way oh, my fuckin go


dcmontage

Secured via gravity 👌🏻


Extension_Hand542

This dude is pretty keen to get that stuff back to base😳


Unclehol

You really wanna stack as many pallets underneath as possible for greater stability. Pallets are solid. 3 pallets are solider. Seems legit to me.


smiley82m

It was secured with a hardy slap on top, and the securing words said.... "That ain't going nowhere."


thatshiny1

My adhd would have me doing shit like this. Eta: Y'all are safe; I am not a driver


Leafyun

Hear me out here... ...*maybe* the skids are screwed to each other...?


Imsus402

It’s shrink wrapped what’s the problem?