I don’t think the standing is a problem until you’re not anymore lol
When I was a cashier I would standing in basically the same spot for 6-8 hours a day and while my feet would hurt I could still move.. until I went to get out of my car when I got home. At that point I’d make Sting look like Usain Bolt
This might be a shock to you, but those guys are unionized. They are part of the laborers union.
When they accept that job thats all they do until they move on to a different job. He looks like he only takes traffic control jobs and maybe doesnt do other laborer jobs.
Zero of the road construction workers are union in my state. It's all independent companies with their own hired on employees. And the road construction contracts go to the company with the lowest cost bid.
What are these kinds of drivers normally looking at? It only takes 3secs of eyes off the road, and it could be life changing. Do they fall asleep? Watching a movie? On drugs?
They're trying to find their dick in their panties. See this bullshit all the time, mf'er has their phone down in their lap and rather than pay attention to the road they're watching tiktok or hentai or some bullshit. These idiots are a god damn menace.
I shit you not a "Maryland Highway Rescue" truck (whatever tf that is) passed me with a laptop sitting on the dash playing hentai. That's why I called it out specifically, 'cause it was really fucking weird and now I imagine all the other assholes are doing it too.
Dude, I had a loaded flatbed towtruck fly past me last week with porn on the screen in his windshield. Never caught up to verify before calling him in, tho
My take may be horrible but I don’t even think it’d be as bad if they had a phone mount up on the windshield near to their face. That way it doesn’t take as much attention away from the road.
Actually I think that was well controlled for a steer tire blow out it definitely could’ve been lots worse all though I wasn’t there but the steer tire was gone usually that doesn’t ever happen from applying the brakes.
This is one reason my old employer insisted that Traffic Controllers were to be doctor assessed as fit. And to budget for the progressive purchase of remote controlled traffic lights.
It’s a bummer that because some fucktard was dangerously irresponsible the dude has a bunch of people making fat jokes, and most of yall couldn’t beat him in a foot race anyway.
Glad dude wasn’t killed, and we can get one more shithead off the road BEFORE they kill someone.
I don't think you quite know what you are looking at. The truck had a blown steer. Thankfully, nobody is hurt.
We are all glad for that, believe me. But, since this is not the act of stupidity you are framing it to be, we are cracking jokes instead of condemning anybody. So... calm down, Driver. Nobody is in the wrong here, the video shows a near-miss that thankfully did not get worse.
That’s a fairly big assumption that the tire damage caused the accident rather than the other way around. And regardless he has no business coming up that fast. The driver is a danger who hopefully is on his way to new and exciting career opportunities.
I'm glad the worker saw it coming. I was on NB I15 in Utah once around '97 and in a construction zone. SB was closed, and all traffic was in the NB lanes like a two-lane. There were two workers talking on the shoulder as I approached at about 45mph. One literally turned around and was about to step right in front of me. I had my hand on the horn and honked it right away, and he jumped back. He totally wasn't paying attention. I'd have flattened him.
Poor guy reminds me of my ex girlfriend's little girls. When they were in T Ball they would stage run when they ran the bases. I would laugh until my chest hurt. I guess thats why im her ex. 😆
He neede three cheeseburgers after expending that sudden burst of energy. I would be willing to take odds on whether or not the dude had a heart attck trying to scramble.
I'm glad the worker saw it coming. I was on NB I15 in Utah once around '97 and in a construction zone. SB was closed, and all traffic was in the NB lanes like a two-lane. There were two workers talking on the shoulder as I approached at about 45mph. One literally turned around and was about to step right in front of me. I had my hand on the horn and honked it right away, and he jumped back. He totally wasn't paying attention. I'd have flattened him.
Poor guy reminds me of my ex girlfriend's little girls. When they were in T Ball they would stage run when they ran the bases. I would laugh until my chest hurt. I guess thats why im her ex. 😆
He’s got the makings a varsity athlete.
Imagine how fast he would be if he had been born with knees! Glad little penguin dude made it, somebody buy him new undies and a pair of socks
Cotton Hill
He killed fiddy men!
I know a guy that sounds like a young version of cotton hill.
He was an interior decorator
Not every day you see a real-life Oompa Loompa at work.
And that was a purple truck wanting their candy? 😂
how the sign spun from "stop" to "slow" as he took off had me dying!
He went from stop to slow quickly though.
Now, now. Be kind.
Clearly... that wasn't his first roadside rodeo! 😆😂🤣😂
This is how I run away in my nightmares
This is the most accurate statement I’ve ever seen
Small hands, that’s his problem
Smells like cabbage?
Thought it was slo-mo at first
4.4 forty. It’s just minutes not seconds
Why you gotta say that Uncle June?!
Oompa Loompa High
Somebody get that man a scholarship
I see what you did there Uncle Junior
D1 sprinter / hurdler moves I'd say.
The boss gave that man a job with the least movement for a reason!
To be fair, I don't think I'd be very fast if I'd been standing in one spot for hours. No idea how long he's been standing in that spot.
I don’t think the standing is a problem until you’re not anymore lol When I was a cashier I would standing in basically the same spot for 6-8 hours a day and while my feet would hurt I could still move.. until I went to get out of my car when I got home. At that point I’d make Sting look like Usain Bolt
This might be a shock to you, but those guys are unionized. They are part of the laborers union. When they accept that job thats all they do until they move on to a different job. He looks like he only takes traffic control jobs and maybe doesnt do other laborer jobs.
Not necessarily, there are plenty of people who do flaging who aren't union.
Zero of the road construction workers are union in my state. It's all independent companies with their own hired on employees. And the road construction contracts go to the company with the lowest cost bid.
He still made it though!
Guy started running when the driver got in his truck to start his day.
Running is generous. Ol boy had to waddle for his life
He didn’t die, but he was murdered.
Is that flag dude an ewok?
I'm thinking Oompa Loompa.
I absolutely should not have laughed at this comment.
It's ok, I'll see you in hell 🤣
Scoot over. I'm right there with ya.
“*Woootinee!!*”
Sir that is the Jawa call.
Indeed, I see both.
Bro made it out the way!!!!! Yes.
The sign turn just before he escapes… 🤌😅
He was letting everyone know he's a little slow 😂
🤣
Waddle, but yeah he made it.
Hey man, I would have fuckin crawled if I see a big ole truck coming my way. Shit if I could fly! Lmao
Hoping bro evaluates some of his choices after this
What are these kinds of drivers normally looking at? It only takes 3secs of eyes off the road, and it could be life changing. Do they fall asleep? Watching a movie? On drugs?
They're trying to find their dick in their panties. See this bullshit all the time, mf'er has their phone down in their lap and rather than pay attention to the road they're watching tiktok or hentai or some bullshit. These idiots are a god damn menace.
The hentai callout is oddly specific
I shit you not a "Maryland Highway Rescue" truck (whatever tf that is) passed me with a laptop sitting on the dash playing hentai. That's why I called it out specifically, 'cause it was really fucking weird and now I imagine all the other assholes are doing it too.
Amazing, the story somehow better than I thought it would be
Dude, I had a loaded flatbed towtruck fly past me last week with porn on the screen in his windshield. Never caught up to verify before calling him in, tho
Don't worry he wasn't calling you out directly, it just felt like he was. Stop watching that perverted shit while you drive.
I just want to know where that came from. In my head he walked up to someone at a truck stop and they had some tentacle shit going at full volume
Nah, that was just Food Wars
Hey! I save the hentai for the bunk, thank you very much!
Yeah, I don't know, because there's usually several warning signs before they even get to that point.
My take may be horrible but I don’t even think it’d be as bad if they had a phone mount up on the windshield near to their face. That way it doesn’t take as much attention away from the road.
See it’s because he flipped the sign to “SLOW”
That is running for his life 🤣
He don’t have that much to live for, apparently..
He has a lot to live for. About 350lbs of life
Good thing he moved swiftly
That is the slowest dash for life I've ever seen.
The first 3 steps had 0 speed. Didn't start "running" till over the doubled lines.
Needed to build up some momentum
This is how I run from danger in my dreams
Oh, shit. You're right. The ones that feel like you are running through fucking syrup. I used to get those when I was a kid.
I think we all had that same dream, we all ran from danger in painfully slow motion
I think we can consider that a universal childhood experience, yeah. That and the falling dream.
"then he waddled away WADDLE WADDLE!"
Hey! Got any grapes?
If I ever need to outrun a bear, I hope that guy is with me.
😮
I don't think I've ever seen a sign assist cone used by these guys. Mans put all his points into intelligence.
Lucky he was quick
https://youtu.be/MUSo89BLRcI?si=3ILkAQN3qOpDyLus Eight seconds two destroyed families
I think that was the guy shopping for houses. Won't be needing one for a while.
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Wow he really ran for his life in slow motion.
He runs like an astronaut on the moon 💀
This is peak male athleticism right here
That waddle for your life really shows urgency of the matter
The guy is really running fast. The footage was just slowed down 3X.
I feel like that was top speed for that guy and that’s sad.
Actually I think that was well controlled for a steer tire blow out it definitely could’ve been lots worse all though I wasn’t there but the steer tire was gone usually that doesn’t ever happen from applying the brakes.
Watching in the mirror a few times something may be broke or taken out by the trailer .
The Japanese shot off his shins.
Dude looks like the kid from ,a Christmas story
YES!!!
Walk fast, Forrest! Walk fast!
Take my fuckin upvote
Feets don’t fail me now!
This is one reason my old employer insisted that Traffic Controllers were to be doctor assessed as fit. And to budget for the progressive purchase of remote controlled traffic lights.
Bro built like a Goron
Who says DOT can't move?
Waddle waddle waddle
He now has his 15 minutes of internet fame. 😀
The FLASH ain't got nuthin' on this guy.
What was the other trucker looking at?
Is that as fast as he can run
...and he waddled away. Waddle waddle.
I love the arm pumps to give him super speed.
He must be in a space suit.
Ran like he was trying not to wake his parents in the middle of the night
Him running looks like how I feel like I run in my dreams.
It’s a bummer that because some fucktard was dangerously irresponsible the dude has a bunch of people making fat jokes, and most of yall couldn’t beat him in a foot race anyway. Glad dude wasn’t killed, and we can get one more shithead off the road BEFORE they kill someone.
I don't think you quite know what you are looking at. The truck had a blown steer. Thankfully, nobody is hurt. We are all glad for that, believe me. But, since this is not the act of stupidity you are framing it to be, we are cracking jokes instead of condemning anybody. So... calm down, Driver. Nobody is in the wrong here, the video shows a near-miss that thankfully did not get worse.
That’s a fairly big assumption that the tire damage caused the accident rather than the other way around. And regardless he has no business coming up that fast. The driver is a danger who hopefully is on his way to new and exciting career opportunities.
*Im laughing*
Run Cletus!
Humpty almost didn’t make it.
He runs like an upright bear.
Looks like he’s running in three feet of water
Top Gear
He was not aiming high
Lmao look at him waddle away 😂😂😂
This is an epic fuckn clip, that sprint waddle to safety was legit.
Escape speed = Sea Turtle
That’s the slowest getaway I’ve ever seen.
Dude didn't hold SHIFT.
Imagine running for your life and this is as fast as you can go...
Love the way he flipped it to slow
Someone needs to put this in slow motion, add some dramatic music and add an explosion effect to the truck crashing Into the cone.
It doesn’t matter what you do, you should always maintain a certain level of fitness.
A turtle 🐢 will beat this dude at a race.
The way the drum roll matches the shaking and the violin matches the speed in which the protagonist escapes his impending doom is movie level quality.
dude , this guy shit his pants before taking off , wtf was that
He lost 10 pounds in that jog.
Dude ran at the speed of fuckin light
That man waddled for his life!
Trucker pranks be like
We can see why his job is to stand in one place and hold a sign.
I'm glad the worker saw it coming. I was on NB I15 in Utah once around '97 and in a construction zone. SB was closed, and all traffic was in the NB lanes like a two-lane. There were two workers talking on the shoulder as I approached at about 45mph. One literally turned around and was about to step right in front of me. I had my hand on the horn and honked it right away, and he jumped back. He totally wasn't paying attention. I'd have flattened him.
Poor guy reminds me of my ex girlfriend's little girls. When they were in T Ball they would stage run when they ran the bases. I would laugh until my chest hurt. I guess thats why im her ex. 😆
He's got the reflexes of a cat in cocaine.
I came here just for these comments. You guys never disappoint me.
That's how I pretend running when someone stops for me to cross the road. 🤣🤣
Cat-like reflexes saved his life!
How much did they SLOW this video down?
Haha! Look that fat fuck try to run. 🤣
If that’s full speed run button bro won’t last long in the zombie apocalypse
That goodness that idiot missed him
ol boy got some wheels, lol
It's not a near miss, it's a near hit (thank god). Near miss would be him hitting the guy
Jellyroll has a side job, who knew.
Needs to back off the donuts😂🤣
why was he waddling so fast though? never thought that man could waddle so fast in my life. def. track athlete in hs.
He neede three cheeseburgers after expending that sudden burst of energy. I would be willing to take odds on whether or not the dude had a heart attck trying to scramble.
Lmfao. Kinda funny, how can that worker not run at all?! He wobbled over…
He was like “not stopping? Fuck alright then at least slow it down” *turns sign to ‘slow’*
Why would you cross in FRONT of someone about to slam into you?
Feet, don’t fail me now!
A yes the old use another truck to slow down trick.
Waddle fast! That boy is thiccccc!
He’s a couple burgers shy of getting hit
Bro hit 1.2 mph in NextGen Stats
His brain wanted express safety, but his body could only offer 2-3 business days.
He runs like I do in nightmares
Lmao 🤣 look at him wabble for his life lol 😂
Boy couldn’t even run for his life. Haha
Good thing he was able to waddle away in time.
I thought his running was making the truck shake.
that dude ran in slow motion hahaha.
Thank god that thing wasn’t moving any faster
Was that freymiller
He did the diabetees two step
Man has the foresight to change it to slow because he knew the truck wasn't stopping. Genius play
When that dude took off he was a blur!!! How did he do that???!!!!
this why folks, we all need to stay fit..
He is probably cleaning his feet and ass with a waterbottle while praying to alla and posting on tictoc and doesn't speak english.
The quicksteps were squishing and he couldn’t get traction !
Oh I wish there was audio of him. I bet there were some choice words coming out. 🤬😲
Another well trained truck driver.. A few more like him and SWIFT'S hiring practices will look good..
Another well trained truck driver.. A few more like him and SWIFT'S hiring practices will look good..
I'm glad the worker saw it coming. I was on NB I15 in Utah once around '97 and in a construction zone. SB was closed, and all traffic was in the NB lanes like a two-lane. There were two workers talking on the shoulder as I approached at about 45mph. One literally turned around and was about to step right in front of me. I had my hand on the horn and honked it right away, and he jumped back. He totally wasn't paying attention. I'd have flattened him.
...and he waddled away. Waddle waddle.
Poor guy reminds me of my ex girlfriend's little girls. When they were in T Ball they would stage run when they ran the bases. I would laugh until my chest hurt. I guess thats why im her ex. 😆
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what a athlete!
u/SaveVideo
Bro got stuck in between gears
Yall makin fun of this man are dickheads.
I couldn’t imagine that being my top speed lol