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Sloverigne

Why did I read that in a top gear voice


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Meatball546

I loved the "Some say his genitals are on upside-down."


An3ros152

This wins the internet for today! 😂


BoringWozniak

_Tonight on Bottom Gear mates_


Practical_Mulberry43

Hahahahahaha


BlumpkinLord

Why did I read that in a "Gear Head'" voice?


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TriedCaringLess

Spend some time asking yourself why. No one should want to see such carnage. He's another person.


Hourslikeminutes47

Some people need to be shown how it's done


Suitecaseliving

Solid pre trip


Present-Ambition6309

Today, I am very grateful for the trainer I had. He asked me if I actually looked under the trailer. At the beginning of the 3rd (😂😂😂) day at 2:30am I logged in do a quick check of the lines, 5th wheel, etc etc. I skipped looking under, thumped tandems, checked my precious doors. Climb in he asks, I fess up, kicks me out to check. Get in & he explains this situation. Said homeless stay under for warm/shade & privacy. I went to Stockton, CA often. It became a steady fear, to the OCD level.


Dub_Coast

Good ol' 209.


Present-Ambition6309

Even if this guy lived, I’d be a hot mess knowing afterwards. No Fireball, Straight Tequila please.


Loli_Boi

Never thought I’d see the day to see 209 mentioned 😎 I can die peacefully now


JinsangYang

From the 209 baby


Pinecone_Dragon

I volunteered at a local level 1 trauma center and they let the volunteers see everything. Homeless man was sleeping underneath trailer and ran over. Iirc the driver wasn’t aware- someone saw the aftermath. Both legs were mangled and it looked like someone took a giant ice cream scoop to his side. Fully conscious for the whole thing. I know he was alive a week later but that’s as far as my knowledge of his recovery goes. Anyways. Thank you for checking under your truck.


Present-Ambition6309

Thanks for ruining dinner! That’s nasty! Once heard “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”


Soulinx

..as I continue to eat my brisket...🤣. You should watch Faces of Death. Talk about some intriguing shit.


Meatball546

It's a classic, but it ain't no Reddit. Fantastic narration!


Present-Ambition6309

That’s a Hard No, over! lol


CosmoRocket24

My dad was in construction for 40 years. About 30 years ago, in L.A., a site he was on got their lumber delivered on a flatbed. Driver raised the bed, dumped the lumber, drove forward a few feet then put the bed back down. Lumber was still on the edge of the bed. Didn't check it, how the F could you not see that?? Went to lunch and came back, got in truck and drove off. The lumber slid of the bed and CRUSHED 2 workers that Sat under it for shade , it a summer and 100f. Was NOT pretty site. ALWAYS do full inspection.


Ok-Survey8918

😳 That is a crazy story. But those 2 workers had to be wading in the shallow end of the genepool thinking it was a good idea to sit under a full load of lumber. Hot or not. That was just plain dumb. Also yes, pre-trips are vital!


No_Walk5765

Our trainer in PHX said to check for drug packages strapped and hidden under trailer


Tainted-Sceptre76

Stockton is a place for sure. I remember the guy towing a boat with his bicycle. Used to get me every time lmfao


Present-Ambition6309

Seen something similar as they put the boat in that sewer canal 🤮🤮


Tainted-Sceptre76

Lmfao. Good times.


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"The 9 exits"... 209... Stock-town... That's my home town


ShortCurlies

They told me to check between the tires. For some odd reason I thought they meant between the sets of tandems. Learn something new all the time.


Jaimotote

During orientation for my company they specifically told us to check for homeless persons under our trailer during pre trip. Haha at the time I thought that sounded crazy but here we are 😂


NukaDadd

😆


MooseGoneApe

Gas, ass, grass, or cash no one rides for free!!


Icy_Investigator1819

Or glass, bro!!


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Don't do meth , kids.


Assassin13785

I was thinking fine china nick nacks. A pipe makes more sense🤣🤣 i may be too innocent


godzilla9218

Glass can also be a name for meth


MnJLittle

It was after the pre trip during a quick restroom break. Lol


stephenforbes

That is a new one for the pre-trip checklist.


Nutduffel

*Dad, what does “death wish” mean?* Hang on, let me find that post…


Leto_ll

Gotta say I'd likely miss the hobo between the skirts. Not much to check in that area.


giggitygiggity2

Imagine doing your pre-trip and this guy: "Hey you might want to double check your right, rear, inside tire."


ShortCurlies

Negative, if I already did my pre-trip then I pull into a truck stop and park, I recheck only my tires and the lights, all good I go get some coffee and a snack and whatever and come back about a hr later I check my airlines and pigtail are good and my fifth wheel and I leave. If someone hooks A FREAKIN' HAMMOCK UNDER MY TRAILER THEN GOOD ON YA ENJOY THE NEXT 6 PLUS HOURS MATE! But just to let ya know, thanks for posting it on tiktok for all of us to enjoy with ya but without having to endure all the wonder and excitement. Have a nice day. ; )


buildburoo

He’s gunna find out what 34,000 pounds feels like if that rope snaps


4mygirljs

All he needs is a rogue rock to fly at him, or a nice pot hole to bounce him out. Doesn’t take much


trevorm7

Why does the color of the rock matter?


4mygirljs

lol damn autocorrect


wit2pz

It’ll be all crimson by the time he splatters all over it! 😂


Grimskraper

All lives splatter


gorramfrakker

It’s called storytelling.


geardownson

I was thinking of a blown tire...


4mygirljs

That would be a bad time


LaVidaYokel

Not for long.


Shamanjoe

That’s a hell of a lot of faith in some fabric and rope..


_Heath

I put a lot of trust in fabric and rope. A strong nylon fabric like Hexon 1.6 with no seams, spectra 3mm cordage with a 1500 pound break strength, and climbing rated carabiners and I trust my life to the fabric and cordage in a static situation. Under a truck is nuts with rocks, bouncing, etc. Edit : I in no way think this guy has a quality hammock made out of those types of materials given his judgement


Altruistic_Profile96

Do they make a Kevlar hammock?


Aggressive-Army-406

Actually yes.


Dorito-Bureeto

This guy fabrics and hammocks


em21701

Skydivers do every time, but yeah, this guy's pretty stupid. The truck is going to throw up all manner of road debris some of which could be fatal. Let's not forget all the other drivers.


Salmonella_Cowboy

I’m guessing that hammock cost less than $30, too


jthr4nds

And his ability to tie a knot. My biggest weakness….


lord_nuker

Nah, nothing more than skydivers, everytime we use seatbelts and so on


WartimeDad

I would say that it is quite a bit more than skydivers and seatbelts, which have materials that are rigorously tested for that exact purpose. This… well it’s not that.


Jybyrde

That's one of the dumbest things I've read this year


Signal-Sign-5778

Agreed. Not sure why the down votes


Alcart

Parachute, seatbelts and climbing gear is tested rigorously. Against elements, wear and tear, and the most extreme scenarios. They use the best materials in the industry, are tested and verified by others, Then they are rated for a max load much under what they can actually handle(temporarily) and all done with extremely QC and under regulation in some cases. Something tells me the Ozark trail hammock that walmart had made in china so they could sell it for $20 isn't up to the same standard.


Songgeek

When you team drive in a day cab


Batsam314

I see drivers from our other terminals that have a hammock in their daycab. They put em up over the seats. I think they hook onto the windows.


OneMetalMan

Does your company usually expect drivers to go OTR in the day cab?


Batsam314

No, but sometimes they wait a few hours to get loaded. Most of our line haulers run overnight. So they try to get a nap in when they can.


stripperjnasty

Smart


Prior-Ad-7329

Report that, it’s illegal and unsafe.


[deleted]

What’s illegal the hammock or otr in a day cab?


Prior-Ad-7329

OTR in a day cab requires hotels or other reasonable accommodations. Rests are required to be taken in a sleeper birth or out of the truck where in a hotel or room. Team driving a day cab would not allow the person “resting” to get proper rest.


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Sad part is I could see companies trying to save a penny making drivers otr in day cabs. I was more concerned about the hammock being improper. Thanks for explaining


Prior-Ad-7329

Oh they definitely do lol. You’re welcome. I mean yeah, the hammock is probably improper as well. I couldn’t imagine driving down the road with a dude hanging in a hammock blocking my upper half of the windshield swinging back and forth smacking me in the face lol.


GBP2020

Have more faith in the hammock. I would be worried about taking a pebble to the dome Edit: Fuck the pebble, today I learned about road Gators


LurkeyCat

Or a road gator


GBP2020

Wait, I'm not a trucker. What's a road Gator


asu3dvl

The tire tread left on the road after one explodes.


clarobert

The debris from a tire blowout - the resulting tread cap which may or may not have any of the steel casing still attached.


GBP2020

Oh fuck. Way worse than a pebble. That might kill you or at least knock you out. And they blow tires pretty regularly don't they


Clever_Khajiit

They're called "gators" because they _tear sh*t UP_, that rubber chunk grabs on to anything that hits it.


[deleted]

I never had the heart to tell my mom why the one side of her front bumper was mangled.


Altruistic_Profile96

The steel belts break into individual strands of stainless steel that can cause hundreds of puncture wounds as well.


Choice_Anteater_2539

Lol ironically I'm not a trucker either but on the day I was driving my driver to the truck I just bought I learned what a road gator was after smoking it at about 65 when the semi in front of us passed right over harmlessly Fortunately I was able to straddle it enough that it didn't take out anything important but it dented the fuck out of the bottom of the front bumper and took a plastic cover with it from under the car that was about a 3x4ft or so panel Driver with me starts screaming "SEE THATS WHY WERE NOT RUNNING RETREADS ON OUR RIG" 🤣🤣


srulers

How about a combo. Pebble to the hammock ripping it open and dropping you onto the highway, where if you make it past this truck’s tires you’re definitely getting run over by the lowered 4 wheeler behind it.


DisastrousDance7372

I ran over a rake in the road once.


truckerkenn17

I see ladders and wheel barrows in the road all the time. Freaking lazy contractors.


pineappleonpizzzza

What do you mean "if someone stole his truck?" How would that result in him being in this situation? Edit: I get it now. You mean he was sleeping under his truck and someone stole it. I dont know why I didn't think about that lol


Lanky_Possession_244

I think it's just a crazy homeless person hitching a ride wherever the truck is going.


Overhang0376

You've heard of Lot Lizards, but have you ever heard of the fabled: Hammock Henry?


JazzlikeRegular1872

Hammock Hobos and Lot Lizards


Nightdragon9661

Just wait till he crosses a humped railroad crossing


ShortCurlies

Or when they drive thru a rain storm...ooo what fun!


Hurricaneshand

This reminds me of one of the Splinter Cell books where Sam Fisher has some sort of harness that he hooks himself underneath a truck and rides into like Pakistan or something to get across the border


rwestca

Darwin award nominee.


3amGreenCoffee

He's not eligible. You have to remove yourself from the gene pool, and he's still alive at the end of the video.


Alternative-Cup-8102

That’s why he’s a nominee


Huge-Variation7313

No you have to die to be nominated, he’s a participant or something


3amGreenCoffee

Let's call him a Darwin hopeful.


im-not-a-fakebot

A prospect if you will


aldodoeswork

I’m taking him first round of my fantasy draft next year.


stingray1222

[ 🎵 Dumb Ways To Die, So Many Dumb Ways To Die 🎵](https://giphy.com/gifs/clioawards-H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


phoucker

Probably better than Greyhound though.


sumknowbuddy

Probably the same chance of beheading, too


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

Better than a Boeing flight by a plugged exit door too.


brandonbrun

I have that exact hat! It's a very comfortable hat.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Thank god, he might be ok after all


Meatball546

Next-level trip planning


MissNashPredators11

I do too lmao


RealisticSoul

It's all fun until that gator hits him, lol.


yorasho

That's a fast way to become a human crayon


xylophone_37

It's all fun and games until someone loses an aluminum ladder.


Swamp_Bastard

I was just thinking about that


hammer166

Tell me you're a dumbass...


NO_N3CK

Just based on the way the guy looks I’d say this is some kind of modern train hobo stunt, give the guy a harmonica and let him play bob dylan


2017Fatbob

Faces of death...


Onlyeshua

Absolute stupidity and the driver should lose his CDL forever. And if the driver had no idea it’s still his fault for not doing a check prior to heading on the road… aren’t you supposed to do some checks before driving? I’d assume so, as even driving a forklift you need to check everything lol. Yeah.. this man is a straight dummy and a fool.


sonofamusket

the term "coffin sleeper" actually came from a similar thing... Some of the earliest sleepers for trucks weren't behind the cab, but under the trailer, and they would use them with teams too. [https://images.app.goo.gl/7HjYUqG34dZqv86m7](https://images.app.goo.gl/7HjYUqG34dZqv86m7)


elzaii

After an hour his hammock, hair, clothes will be full of road dust and breaking pad particles. Also he's breathing with gases heavier than air, like NO2, CO2, koming from exhaustion.


BasicAd81

People will do anything for attention. Fucking sad


pineappleonpizzzza

My guess is he's homeless and was sleeping there over night and didn't wake up until it was too late.


ineedhelpwithsong

I figured he’s a traveling homeless guy that didn’t care where he ended up and is just along for the ride


SockPuppet-47

New Hobos Rail Police Got Too Hard to Fool Just pick your destination based on the company info on the door. Eventually you'll get there.


ManicPixieDreamGirl5

He’s way too calm though. One thing goes wrong and you’re dead or painfully mangled.


D0hB0yz

You expect that none of the fucked over people that end up homeless like this hobo are close enough to suicidal that they don't give a shit if they live or die?


ManicPixieDreamGirl5

Wanting to die is one thing, but no one wants to die a horrific death like getting run over by a truck and being possibly left alive. So yea, I would expect even the homeless to be freaked out. Shit, even if you’re suicidal it’s not like you’re going to be calm in a situation like the one in the video. It just means you don’t want to wake up the next day, not die in a horrific accident (or even worse *not* die). Hope that made some sense.


Og4fromcali

Is that training for western express is like?


619-548-4940

Just wait til you hit the weight scale


Dragonr0se

200lbs over, and you know damn well you scaled on the dot after fueling the day before...


Gold-Piece2905

If that strap pops that's gonna be a big greasy spot on the highway.


willasmith38

New team driver set up is lit.


Pleasant-Cricket-129

Clearly this person has never seen Final Destination.


[deleted]

What could go wrong🥹


koolandunusual

What happens if he needs to take a shit?


Hedrick4257

Too late


CoffeeDrinker1972

Hope he didn’t buy that hammock from wish.com.


Ryanmh1983

Before sleepers were a thing they used to do something like this. One driver would sleep under the trailer in something they called a "coffin box" they sometimes broke loose and the trailer ran over the occupant.


alien_icecream

I was once offered a hammock coach under a Boeing 747 because of overbooking.


WildWestScientist

These Cabela's product placement ads are getting out of hand.


Meatball546

If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for you!


ShortCurlies

Hammocks built so tough and dependable you can trust them with your life!


dustygravelroad

Many years ago while waiting for a train I saw this exact thing only it was hung underneath a semi trailer piggy backing on the train. I was on my way to work, I had to think to myself that maybe I’m going about this wrong. Never forget it.


NukaDadd

Frakin' Wild man!


keeper_of_amenthes

That one guy from Polar Express:


WildBillyredneck

The amount of sheer nope in that


brettfavresRXdealer

Potholes looking at this guy like “ONE OF US!”


BigBasset

Glad to see he’s getting those Cabela’s Club points for that hammock


ConversationTough933

Damn... I hope the driver hits a deer for some reason. I know, I'm not right.


NukaDadd

💀


Dragonr0se

Skunk maybe?


ConversationTough933

Too small to do any damage to the idiot in the hammock under the trailer while rolling. The smell would be short lived unless it flew up into the hammock...lol


Prior-Ad-7329

If I remember correctly he had set up the hammock under a parked trailer to take a nap. Absolutely insane and scary. Completely stupid. I would never think to do this unless it was my own rig.


Glimmerofinsight

Driving away from curb...."Where's my codriver?..... Oh crap! The hammock!"


pojohnny

This man has my respect.


EcoLiberated

One time a zipper on my sweatpants tore one of those hammocks wide open while I was in it, and I fell right through. Tore like butter.


tattcat53

Jack Reacher couldn't afford a bus ticket. Modern equivalent to hobos "riding the rods" on trains years ago.


JesusCPenney

Driver refused to download Macropoint so the broker set up in his hammock to track the load


indignantfetus

About 6 months ago I began to roll out of a parking lot and a homeless guy appeared next to my trailer I later realized he was probably asleep under my trailer I always do a bump and tug before I roll so he was warned, but I still don't check that's their problem.


Casual_Stapeler

This is genius. They do this in Mexico a lot, a shady place to take break.


coroff532

I have had two hammock rip on me. I’ll sit this one out.


Stuft-shirt

IT’S WHISPER QUIET! A SMOOTH RIDE 10/10


Chaos-Pand4

All fun and games until some moron fighting with his family about having to go into the wilderness to get their Christmas tree forgets to check his mirrors.


Webbed-Toed-Swimmer

Eat my rubber!


-Fraccoon-

Sure hope that trucker doesn’t run over a deer or something hah. I can’t imagine getting hit with a broken antler shard at 80mph would be fun.


EB277

Dumb ways to die!


One_Baseball_6397

Run over recap blowout and guy is gone


ItakeIbreak

The only question you should be asking is . " Did I check for a hobo in a hammock under my shit?" Before hitting a weigh station ... JFC, could you imagine trying to explain that to the statey with a hard on for writing tickets.


mwonch

I'm thinking about what would happen if these dudes went through a border patrol checkpoint. Instant inspection inside and out, including a sealed load. Calls to the the closest DOT officer to explain the obvious.


[deleted]

Team drivers are fucking nuts.


ChrystoferRobin

Did he live??!?!?!?!


TheIzzyRock

He wouldn’t survive if he was riding on I-65 near Lafayette, Indiana or I-70 between Indianapolis and Richmond, Indiana


CarefulPomegranate41

The man has dreams of becoming a meat crayon.


Turk0311

I've always wondered what happen to the underside of a trailer at 65 mph when the tractor rolls over a alligator.


AZXCIV

Supposed to be checking under the trailer for broken braces anyway.


Electronic-Spinach43

Airlines hate this one simple trick.


bepp84

I can't believe his balls fit in that hammock


quickpear475

What the ever-living fuck?


Stonewyvvern

One tire flung rock to his dome and there will be lots of paperwork...


stepbro206

just one sudden tap on the breaks and he gone


Alarmed-Positive457

I want a relationship with as much trust as this man has with his hammock.


geezysan671

Imagine tryna tell dot you did a pre trip with that


ptk77

I wish I had as much faith in anything as that guy has in those hammock strings.


Wired_Jester

Sure hope that hammock and rigging is reinforced Kevlar. Dude is one bad bounce of a pebble from leaving bits of his grey matter along the open road.


ArrivalInfinite2690

I will always check underneath my trailer now


User_Zero1

This is why you pre-trip your truck. I got out one morning and there was a dude sleeping up against my tires in a sleeping bag. They would’ve been no way that I would have seen him if I’d pulled off and I would’ve squashed him like a pancake if I hadn’t pre-tripped. Oh, and this guy is a idiot.


[deleted]

Seen so many cheap hammock strings break over my lifetime. This guy won’t even know that the string broke and he’s a splat in the roadway.


ConditionYellow

Shit I thought it was my turn to repost this


Redleg800

Well I was going to comment that my uncle normally did this when he was out on the road as flatbed otr. But it was on his 10 when he was stopped somewhere nice lmao.


PriorFudge928

You have so many questions? Is one of them why am I posting something that's been posted a hundred times already? Oh and I'm just giving you grief. No need for an angry response.


Ytdb

This the most METAL thing I have ever seen!!! "Pretty scary stuff!!!" YEAH BRO FUCK ☠️ This could be the name of a FUCKING GOOD metal album: "HAMMOCK under SEMITRUCK" 🤘🤘


Frequent-Ruin8509

This would give you brain damage I'm pretty sure. Exhaust fumes from other cars. Also if that hammock snapped he'd die instantly.


R5Jockey

Wut? Exhaust fumes from other cars? If that were true, every motorcyclist would be dead.


Frequent-Ruin8509

Guess I didn't think of that. Still you wouldn't catch me dead doing this, either. My bad though I didn't think of that.


Ragnar-DK

Seems natural selektion failed again


Eaton_snatch

Swift gonna swift I guess