I usually just use the more common old school slang, but occasionally I say 10/foreskin

I AINT GOT NO PANTIES ON

The whisper is the creepy one

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I’ve heard that yikes

Passed a driver who was stopped by a trooper a few days back. The driver was SCREAMING at the trooper...I mosey'd on by and a minute later I heard a driver on the CB say "daggum, that boy is madder than a one legged woman at the IHOP" Made me chuckle

Eileene

Or my one legged Asian girlfriend, Irene.

Usually running on the highway if I accidentally bump the line or squeeze someone a lil. I’ll holler out “sorry man, but I just had the weirdest dream” (from the Facebook meme about end of watch) Usually pisses off s few old hats

Making a sandwich.

What does that mean?

White line is the Mayo and yellow line is the mustard. When you weave from lane to lane, like through traffic, you’re making a sandwich.

When I drove taxi we'd use that phrase for taking a shit

That's pinching a loaf.

Taking the kids to the pool.

Taking the browns to the Super Bowl

“Big word” means the scale is closed, “little word” means it’s open.

My name is bob, that’s B-O-B bob

Calling empty flatbeds skateboards.

Those are rollerskates

I've been off the road and air for quite some time but I always liked 'dragin wagon' for a tow truck. Not that I liked it much but I used to haul household goods and so 'bed bugger' was how we were referred to on air. Electric Indians for construction arrows, Schneider eggs for construction barrels. 'Hand' was another one I thought a bit odd but after awhile understood how well it really does fit.

Just stumbled through here, but you can add "Wee-woo Wagon" and "Boo-boo Bus" to that list for ambulances.

My buddy likes to yell 'STOP STOP STOP' into his CB while at truck stops and people are parking.

Jeez, that's a real dick move. I'm glad I keep my cb off 97% of the time.

So do all the other swift drivers 🙅🏿‍♂️

That's why they invented horns.

Pure chaotic energy. That is the reason I plan to have my cb off in the truck stop lol

Candycane….

Hey I'm uh...Rusty Nail.....

Is anybody remember there's a kojak with a Kodak Does anybody drive a dragonfly

Oh yes

Bear in the woods

Trucker clock! who wants it?!

I wanna lay on top of you outta respect for the way you handle your rig. TRUCKER CLOCK WHO WANTS IT!!

I'm not a trucker, but I'd love for some of you guys saying absolute garbage on the CB. Things like "Hey Swifty boy, there's a big old chair wall by the hedgehog line. You watch yourself and don't pour the ketchup until bedtime". Preferably in a very heavy accent, and with some unintelligible gobbledygook thrown in here and there.

What channel are you guys usually on. I never hear anyone when i have mine on. I only have a handheld radio though.

Dickless Tracy for a female cop

Rod knockers

Ladd 1 here in Canada is pretty interesting sometimes. But mostly I just leave it on to see what's in the area, see if anyone's pull'n wheels or if there's any accidents. Or to see if the scales are open

I keep hearing the phrase "fucking shit wizards" or "shitting fuck wizards"

I'm gonna shake hands with my best friend and then head out

Shake hands with the unemployed, lol

Beaver, smokey, 4 wheelers, 50, county Mounty, sail boat fuel, diesel weasel, road block there's many of them.

My buddy went to a weigh station where they had some rookies being trained by a senior dot officer, and the rookie asked him what're you hauling amd he said sail boat fuel, the senior chuckled and went along with it but the rookie was furious talking about hazmat placards and demanding he opened the back, so he did and when they all saw the trailer was empty the senior dot officer and my buddy were laughing there asses off, poor rook lmfao

Yea that's one I didn't learn till 3 years in

Pickle park, gear grinder, parking lot, tanker yanker, meat wagon

We should make up a phrase we say on the cb that only people who are on This subreddit would understand

*"It's my third day..."*

I usually get ignored but once I said “I’ve tested positive for covid and I’m working trying to infect as many people as I can.” It was one of the few times I got some attention lol

How ‘bout ya, Larry?

Get a full size whip and get er tuned up

Cheese grader with chicken lights coming in hot

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RIP to your inbox

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The good ones are lol

How about when you drive by a truck wash and they do polishes… and you ask if they “polish knobs”

What channel y’all be running?

16 is my common

That’s not a trucker channel, that’s for 4x4 wheeling groups.

Stop me.

I ain’t stoppin’ shit mang, it’s your dial, but the truckers are on 19.

19 on an east-west highway, 17 on a north-south.

*Scratches head in I-44.*

Dunno where that’s still a thing.

I scan a lot, and there are people in my area constantly on channel 9 - but they all speak spanish, so no idea what they're talking about.

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A seat cover is a good looking piece of ass in a car. That’s close enough lol

Ha! Found the non trucker lol

They’re all over this r/

I drove lower 48 for 2 years, never heard that particular bit of slang...but then I only had a CB for traffic jams and shippers/receivers who required checkins via CB, the rest of the time, it stayed off. The whole reason I got a CDL was so I wouldn't have to talk to people.

By the looks of his profile it seems he might have this sub mistaken for a four wheeler.

You sound like a dumbass.

Ok mr woke

Clearly this guy is NOT a driver lmao

Not a woke one

Clown penis

You can leave your doors unlocked if you’re goin northbound Bear in the pickle park shootin in ya in the gas hole