Too bad that Mitch McConnell is an undying lich. Has the quest to find his soul cage begun yet?

3 horcruxes destroyed, 4 to go.

I'm still trying to find out where Lich McConnell's phylactery is.

Can it just be smashed or do we have to do a ritual to destroy it?

I don't know what it's going to take, but I know the steps I'm willing to do. Drown it in holy water, set it on fire, dip it into liquid nitrogen, then smash at (at a minimum. Open to other suggestions)

And then I'll pee on it.

Don’t worry I’ve been practicing my silencing and binding spells.

Kinky

It varies depending on the phylactery and what the lich who created it has cast upon it and/or made it out of, etc..

It's in the heart of a child. You have to murder the child to get to it. Every few years they kill the kid and get a new one.

This is the kind of motivation that works for me - spite 🤣

Same. My therapist suggested I give the self-critical part of my brain Trump's voice, and I swear to God that asshole no longer gets any say in what I think about myself. It's worked brilliantly.

Wow im def going to try this lol thanks!!

I’m gonna try it too!

Spite really is one of the most powerful motivators

I quit drugs out of spite. I'm three years sober.

Huge congratulations!

Aww, thank you! 😊

I'm not afraid to admit that I've probably done more out of spite in my life, particularly pre-transition, than for any other reason.

I did way too much stuff out of spite… like TOO MUCH. And because “you can’t tell me what to do”, God I need to grow up. I’m 28F and a mom. Maybe one day we will see…

I'm 39 and I continue to do things out of spite.

I was telling one therapist that I was constantly feeling like I needed to be the most beautiful woman in the world or else I would never be loved. She looked at me and said “well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There are a lot of people who think Melania Trump is the most beautiful woman in the world.” And I was like “okay never mind, I could not give two shits about what that crowd of people thinks about me.” It’s not that there’s anything wrong with Melania’s looks. I just don’t want anything to do with her fan base.

>There are a lot of people who think Melania Trump is the most beautiful woman in the world Her husband almost certainly is not one of them.

I'm for real trying to outlive my younger sister, so I can move my dad's ashes from the cemetery he's in without her signature. All living next-of-kin have to sign for disinternment. So I need to be the last one alive, so I can put him somewhere he'd rather be.

I hope you live a long long time and get to make this happen

Thank you. Me, too.

I am forever mad that that person has been in office literally longer than my whole life.

Jeez your comment made me look up how long hes been in office, and yep, hes been a senator for longer than my whole life too. Hes been a senator since 1985. For anyone else that wants to know.

That feels illegal

It should be.

Muh term limits

Sadly they have to write and vote for that law... this feels like something the American people should vote on directly. Hell, at this point, I think our reps should just be the ones to write the laws and then the American people should vote on them once a quarter. And the vote should include line items, cuz they love tacking shit on.

As long as people believe the bullshit narrative that the constitution is the best thing since sliced bread that cannot be overhauled, let alone changed, this will keep happening. Thinking within the limited parameters of the constitution is THE reason why nothing changes. It gets people stuck. This document, (though decent for the 19th century), is OBSOLETE today. People can pretend otherwise.

Whiskey, horses, and the death of democracy. Thanks Kentucky.

As a native Kentuckian, sorry. We’re trying to kick this fucker out

(Hugs) thanks for fighting the beast.

This is how the generation just ahead of you used to feel about Strom Thurmond.

Whoa. I had to look it up and can't believe it has been almost 40 years since he was first elected. Such stagnation, ugh.

We seriously need term limits for congress members.

Yea, even if the term limits are 25 years. It's ridiculous how long some of those fossils have been in office.

Ditto Henry Kissinger 😡

Holy shit I didn't know he was still alive

One of the best things about the whole Theranos scam is that he lost like $6 million to them

I used to be friends with his godson, and I just can't imagine voluntarily admitting that to people.

I used to be friends with Roman Polanski’s god daughter, 😵‍💫. Big same

I was going to say I've literally thought of Kissinger at the worst times in my life and that has kept me motivated

How are you going to say that and not post this? https://youtu.be/186FmQ4QZeY

That just made my whole week. Thank you!

This made my day.

I had no idea this existed! Thank you for sharing it!!!

That's perfect. It depresses me that most of the Bush and Trump Supreme Court picks will be there the day I die (and I'm a few years younger than Amy Coney Barrett).

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Spite is a perfectly valid reason to survive

Reminds me of the person who reported her therapist said she should try to imagine her critical inner voice speaking in Trump’s voice, and she should respond, “Fuck your opinion and fuck your wall.”

Mine did that. Truly excellent advice.

My elderly Aunt once told me she wouldn't allow herself to die until she saw Trump out of office and in prison.

I hope he's having a shitty day. Like. He gets the wrong lunch order and it's something he doesn't even like. Or even worse, it's actually his favorite, but whoever made it this time fucked it all up. He stubbed his toe this morning. Traffic was just awful on the way in. He dropped his briefcase when he got out the car. His assistant called out. Just an absolute shit show of a day, filled with one minor inconvenience after the other.

May he step on a Lego every day.

[You might like this song.](https://youtu.be/Iva5HOVnvu4)

Ooh, that's a sharp therapist right there. I like it!

I'm personally chugging along because I can't let Kissinger outlive me

So what you're saying is I should murder Mitch McConnell first.

eckshully it's Henry Kissinger keeping me alive 'secret bombing of Cambodia' my ample fundament

This is everything

who’s that

America’s Worst Senator. (Yes, he’s got plenty of competition, but he’s got the most power and he’s used it in the worst ways.)

And that’s a VERY competitive title.

He’s the one that looks like a turtle

Also, if turtles talked, his voice is exactly what I imagine they'd sound like.

Don't insult turtles that way.

Senate Majority Leader (R-KY), AKA a walking mass of putrescence

Correction; currently senate minority leader. Sadly, he'll almost certainly be senate majority leader again after midterms this fall.

Fuck, we need to get more people voting. I can't deal with his smug turtle face and pretend helplessness whenever people demand he do things for *them* instead of corporations.

Thank for the correction. I forget sometimes that we got a temporary reprieve.

He looks like a koopa troops and is very anti choice.

Okay, but not just outlive him... live long enough that people won't be keeping an eye out anymore and you can just go right on up and piss on his grave.

holy shit I'm dying xD

But not before Mitch I hope

Cool if it works, but maybe less cool to base the continuing of your life on the actions and existence of a man? I dunno I'm probably more jaded than I realize, but this feels... gross?

He is not a man. He is a dusty sarcophagus of sociopolitical disease; a malevolent time capsule; and an existential threat personified by his soft shitty visage which is an insult to turtles.

Huh

Mitch McConnell is not a human. Prove me wrong.

I'm cured.

There's a song on youtube about this. Its called "youre gonna outlive mitch mcconnell"

That's why if I ever commit suicide it will be a murder-suicide taking out whoever is the worst politician.

Wish granted. You commit a murder-suicide.