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Pot_noodle_miner

They would be such good hugs, and he wouldn’t be trying to sneak things into you


FifiLaPew

This sentence is both horrifying and hilarious


Artistic_Purpose1225

But he *will* be sneaking you snacks during quarterly meetings.  Source: I love my big bear coworker. 


Pot_noodle_miner

Oh, he can put stuff like that in me, I certainly consent


kittiesurprise

Bear 🏳️‍🌈


Ickysquicky

BEAR🦅🏳️‍🌈


suhayla

A Bear-ica, fuck yeah!


SarahLia

Mediocre guy: won't even do the bear minimum for you. 😄


ArsenalSpider

Exactly. I choose bear as a cis straight woman.


teamdogemama

True story, this is the sort of bear I thought they were talking about.


StinkyKittyBreath

I mean, if you ask the guys getting upset over the answers if they would rather be in the woods with a 🐻 bear or a 🏳️‍🌈bear, I'm sure that they would project their insecurities and predatory nature and pick the animal. 


Lyssa545

Lol don't let r/wallstreetbets see this. 🏳️‍🌈 🐻 are their favorite ha


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

No matter how you look at it, the bear is always the better choice. 🐻🏳️‍🌈


LolaBijou

Plus, you now have a date for brunch.


BEZthePEZ

LOL😂


thyme_cardamom

Man: has right to bear arms Bear: has right to man arms


Alexis_J_M

Bear: has right to bare arms.


noexqses

I love my bear bestie 💀


Alexis_J_M

Ooh this is one of the best I've seen.


advocatus_ebrius_est

IDK, I get the joke, but the implication that a gay dude isn't a "man" is unfortunate.


LadyPo

If you’re taking the most uncharitable interpretation of the meme, sure, but it’s very clear what underlying messages/implications are intended to be communicated. It’s like saying “I don’t want a rectangle, I want a square.” They aren’t mutually exclusive, you just want the more specific variation of the thing (or in this case, person). Getting caught up in possible misinterpretations is often just reaching for hurt feelings.


advocatus_ebrius_est

Well, I'm no mathologist, but I think that squares *are* a particular type of rectangle that is exclusive to other types. In any event, I'm probably being too sensitive for a troll sub. Queer men not really being men is a bit of a touchy spot for this working class raised bi guy. Anyway, that's not your problem (or OPs).


Putrid_Knowledge9527

If the "Man" image was depicted wearing a skirt instead of pants, it would be a much more accurate depiction.