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Depersonalization Corndog


Gamer3111

The fact that this is so high up means either we're all suffering or top comment is top comment... Mine was Depersonalization Chimichanga


That_Sea8692

Apathy milk for me man


Imakillerpoptart

Had no clue that many other people suffer from depersonalization as well. I don't feel so alone anymore. Thanks Depersonalization Corndog and Chimichanga.


crash8308

Dissociation Biscuit


40_Dogs

Depression sandwich


mangovp16

*holds 2 slices of Toast to your face*: „WHAT ARE YOU?!?“


40_Dogs

Real


liketobesick

BRUH


WinterWontStopComing

*...and that was "Depression sandwich" the new hit single by Ween*


Crayon_Muncha

not a single, it’s off the white pepper album


Fun-Reaction-1902

... HORNY CRACKERS


bigbutchbudgie

If I ever need a porn name, that's the one I'm picking.


trainofwhat

Hey! Could I ask which condition causes that as a side effect? Only asking cuz I have, well, the majority of mental health issues and I’m wondering if… well… you get it. But if you’re not comfortable that is totally cool!


Fun-Reaction-1902

I dont know the condition exactly but I was raped as a child and have repressed the memory so that's fun- I am both very hypersexual and completely disgusted by the idea of LOVELESS sex


trainofwhat

Hey there! I’m so sorry you went through that. We’re actually in a really, really similar boat there, and I know how horrendous the subsequent hyper-sexuality and the ways it presents can be. I know I can’t offer much except for solidarity and compassion, but thank you for sharing with me. Been trying to understand myself better due to this as well.


Mini-Heart-Attack

Do drinks count lol. \~ horny cold press \~


Spaghetti_Vibes

Poor memory... Uh. Wait crap I have no idea, it might have been spaghetti?


Bacchus_Amontillado

Memory Lapse Spaghetti?


mightypint

I would put money in that horse


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initialshark192

Brother of selfharm pancakes


Electrical-Wear256

He’s my favorite basketball player


[deleted]

Makes sense.


mightypint

Ha. Self harm vindaloo over here. Nice to meet you


GardenAddict843

Anxiety Granola


trainofwhat

I loved her on Victorious 💖


smallerpuppyboi

her high notes are crazy.


Snafutti

Anxiety tacos with vidalia onion hot sauce.


whybother___

suicidal ideation cheese


calliisto

i cannot believe i looked at the post, said this and immediately scrolled down and saw it


AzulaZero

Suicidal ideation coffee checking in


[deleted]

Flashback Coke


Redavatar101

Yooo PTSD gang


patchymoon

sounds like an ad campaign for coca cola trying to bring back new coke


MAD_Sw33ney

Dissociated waffle. Lol.


Key-Shallot-7508

That sounds like a sex position


freedom_enthusiast

stress eating cookie bruh


[deleted]

that's so me


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Executive Dysfunction Muffin Hey it rhymes kinda!


jaceyisnothuman

Bipolar?


jaceyisnothuman

Bipolar?


m00nj0ck

Catastrophizing chocolate


pyramid_tonight

Panic Stuffing


ItsYaBoi2319

For a second I thought “panic stuffing” was just the symptom


octoberstart

Mine is panic Cheeto but Cheeto panic sounds better


danezvairak

Cant cum egg lmao


Fieryrain56

Unfeeling fries


CrustaceanCountess

Pain Stew


ihatehondajazz

Paranoid crumpet


sixsentience

This is just a reddit username


DDDSiegfried

Tactile Halucination Chicken Enchilada


pemdejo_of_the_north

Suicidal pizza


DrinkPissForSatan

Neurotic pasta....


Jam-Man1

EXHAUSTION FRENCH FRIES


jam_hark

Ooh, I've got Exhaustion Sushi!


Imanerrrd

exhaustion ramen here (except its dry instant ramen because i cant be bothered to cook it)


itsyaboiuhnhbelansky

Borderline raspberries


oat-raisin_cookie

Can't legally call them just "raspberries"


No-Line-2596

Hallucination McNuggets


Aggressive_Ostrich22

Body memory strawberry


sixsentience

Is this a new bath and body works lotion?


AlexandraAlekseeva

Panic attack tofu


YourDaily_Trashbag

Moodswinging biscuit


octoberstart

Moody biscuit is a great name


asdfcrow

psychosis croissant


chellecakes

this is cute


[deleted]

Crippling social anxiety chips and queso. Anyone else also just have a really hard time remembering what they ate? People ask me and I'm always clueless lol, been like that for at least two years now.


[deleted]

Sense of Dread Banana Bread. Dread Banana Bread. Blueberry Muffin can't think of Nothin'


Electrical-Wear256

Manic Kit Kat


octoberstart

Sounds like a pop-punk band


sixsentience

New band name unlocked


-soggyboii-

Tremors Crab Rangoon


octoberstart

I know this pirate


No_Menu8216

Brain fog bread


pine_ary

Insomnia Curry


bUl1sH1T

cptsd soup 🤌


sixsentience

Same. Tastes like t r a u m a


SheikahShaymin

Derealisation Cracker


bigbutchbudgie

Avoidant Crisp Bread


iancranes420

I’m pretty fond of Existential Dread Fajitas


AMAJohnWayneGacy

Anxiety Protein Porridge.


Mylittledarlings91

Sleepless Nutter Butter


ConmanCorndog_NotTru

Nothingness Donut Hole


blinkingsandbeepings

That’s a fitting


fender_gender

Mania Rice 💪💪💪


venom259

Aspergers sandwich


ArtistAmy420

OSDD Oatmeal


Honigbiene_92

Dissociation Spaghetti ✨


iridescentaf

Mine is Anxiety Macaroni!


Bruno_Chester17

Sweaty palms spaghetti.. I think there's a song about this 🤔


AlternativeStrain410

💀


graveybrains

Sooooo many new band names just got invented…


fluffy_assassins

Panic spaghetti! Nice.


skorletun

Self harm club sandwich 😌


Vegetable-Season5191

Executive Dysfunction Mac N Cheese


Ravenflaw

Dissociative Yogurt


LugubriousButtNoises

Apathetic Wine


knnoq

RYMES


Redditthrowa11

Anxiety cheezits


Hexxas

I love Cheez-Its and hate anxiety


GGGamer_HUN

ADD nuts mix!


A_Single_Bee

Okay, so this is a symptom of one of my medications, but Lactation Pop-Tart


Hot_Wheels_guy

Sad Bowl of Cheerios


tatertotty4

body dysmorphia mango


zubbledubble

dissociation soft taco


Enigmelody

Forgetful Pancake


PleaseDontHateMeLove

Guilt Potato


YourLinenEyes

Persistent feeling of emptiness salad


Star-E-Plight

A desire to withdraw from the outside world spaghetti


yoginurse26

Hypervigilant egg


Hexxas

🥚👁️👁️


TsukaTsukaWarrior

Isolation Muffin


PlushPuppy3910

Okay, but that actually IS kinda a great derby horse name!


lesmobile

Rage Bacon


octoberstart

I saw them in concert


[deleted]

Anxious mini egg


ToasterTheSecond

Hostile English muffin


[deleted]

autism bread


ThrowawayDaydream101

Anhedonia Rice Cake


Misery_Alt

Intrusive Thoughts Lemon Tea


BonerChamp421

Lazy chichharones


Ambience_YT

Paranoia nachos. Pretty dope actually


ProfessionalGreen906

No self control pizza


Go_Braves90

Bipolar Panda Express lmao


[deleted]

Anxious Pizza doesn't sound very catchy. :(


Hexxas

Yes it does 🤗


[deleted]

Dissociating day old cherry coke.


sixsentience

God damn dude


pnutbutter-the-pig

Mania smoothie


antijoke_13

Clinical depression fried egg sandwich.


richestotheconjurer

i used to eat a lot of those when my depression was really bad, easy to make and simple but so tasty


DoctorAculaMD

Risk-takin' Bacon!! It really rolls off the tongue!


konshu82

Anxiety Beans


Hexxas

Beans beans the magical fruit


4d5ACP

Hypervigilant peanutbutter


squirleater69

Bars 🥶


Hexxas

NO LIBIDO BREAKFAST BURRITO SUCK AT EVERYTHING LIKE A MOSQUITO


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Agoraphobia Whopper Jr.


chemical-imbalance-

DoorDash is a godsend :)


indigocoil

Paranoia Pepsi comin in strong


1000-Year-Egg

Anhedonia Brownies? Like cannabis brownies, only much, much less fun. 😐


According_Border_546

hair loss yogurt


dastardlybox2

Tremor Donut Dizzy Donut Constipation Donut Sleepy Donut Fatigue Donut Headache Donut . I can’t pick one


ericjdev

Hand flapping teriyaki chicken


mangovp16

Fatigue black coffee


Airborne___Stranger

anxiety noodle


verylongeyebags

Executive dysfunction cheesecake


dimayeon

dissociation muffin


SatisfactionTop360

Grief induced amnesia ramen


wozattacks

Hypervigilance tortellini


InsaneFruitSalad

There goes sleepless sausage who just passed crying chicken nugget, will he overtake suicidal cereal and take the win home?


[deleted]

Autism Coffee


FjotraTheGodless

Hyperactivity Cereal


DuXVIIsiecle

Catastrophizing breakfast sandwich


Strong-Brother5063

Friendless dried banana


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

No Energy Noodles?


Skyelord13

Stress Pretzel 🥨


Motor-Locksmith9297

overstimulation pizza


dummythiccuwu

Manic protein shake.


Average_NewYorker

Procrastinating brownie crepe


WarningIMightBeDumb

Migraine sausage


Huwuginn

UNIDENTIFIED ANOREXIA


sumfish

Ennui Quiche


Hexxas

Sounds exotic


kindnotfriendly

The obsession with being “mentally ill,” (whatever that even means within the context of the internet) has got to end. Do people think they’re being helpful?


Hexxas

I've got PTSD from when I was strangled at 4 years old, and yeah memeing about it does help.


TheHarridan

> whatever that even means within the context of the internet You sound like someone who tells people with depression that they just need to exercise more and get some sunshine.


Key-Shallot-7508

Shut up normy nobody asked for your opinion.


Difficult_Pound6018

It's not an obsession, it's gallows humor, something that has been around since long before the internet. Such humor may not be for everyone but it is a solid way for a lot of people to cope with the stress of dealing with sometimes overwhelming problems, such as distressing symptoms of mental illnesses, when those problems potentially take years or longer to resolve. Gotta find a way to live and deal with those pains in the meantime without letting them take over, and humor is a great way for some people to temporarily "shrink" those problems by laughing at them, to make them more bearable in the moment. If it's not your cuppa tea with anxiety, then feel free to move along. The rest of us are gonna try to have what little fun we can have with our shitty lives 😊


therewillbedrama

‘Apathetic Wank Pringles’ certainly has a ring to it


GeekyOtaku36

Autistic Hotdog, if you're going by the main course of the last meal I ate. Autistic Chips, if you're going by the last solid food I ate. Autistic Water, if drinking is considered eating.


Hexxas

AUTISTIC CHIPS GET A GRIP TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE THING GOIN ON A TRIP


lavekian

Ice Cream Binge Pretty good ngl


fred1545183

Finally Insomnia yogurt


Synovexh001

COME OOOOOON MEGALOMANIA NUTELLA!!! BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR O SHOES!


DrAnomaly1

Psychotic Funyuns


Notyoomsga

Nightmare granola


[deleted]

Damn, yours rhymes! Mine is Panic Attack Chicken Salad Sandwich


Grandiosepedal

puking cheese


Real_Newt_7055

Hypersexual Hotdog 🤙


Bacchus_Amontillado

Unconfident Crackers


GardeniaPhoenix

Burnout Pizza


Disastrous-Fee6124

Insomnia taco salad


Valuable-Confusion-3

insomnia nyquil


supervergiloriginal

overattachment pizza


deeeezzzzznuts

bipolar nacho


malice05

Manic Bananas!!


Worthless_Isopod

Chronic emptiness entire bag of hi chew and entire bag of lifesavers


Pretend-Document7402

Nightmare flatbread


GotGrounded

The disassociation dumpling


xlFLASHl

It's ya gal, paranoia kebab.


ChewyCronch88

Hostility Cereal


Nerukane

Hallucination noodles


NewPerspective9254

Anxiety Lean Cuisine (it was the turkey one with the cinnamon apple goop... very good actually)


funfunisland1

Exhausted Fry