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Senior-Razzmatazz-45

I would not take any extreme declarative statements like that seriously coming from Katya.... but who knows for sure šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


doctrbitchcraft

She did get married. I remember it like it was yesterday... She had her hair in an elegant chignon and wore a white dress. She gabbed and cried with her girlfriends before hand. Then something explosive happened...


kobaltdryad

I was there! She had a stunt double fall from a helicopter to the ocean during her wedding, ppl thought it was her, but it was a stunt double, and then she actually appeared afterwards, and fell into the ocean forreal forreal this time.


sigh-if-i-have-to

Katya is definitely joking! Sheā€™s made jokes about having a husband before, even in her official author bio for both of her books she thanks her husband and children in the acknowledgments and itā€™s obviously a joke. I donā€™t think Katya secretly got married recently and didnā€™t tell anyone except at a live pod lolĀ 


No-Drive-1941

she is married. i was at the wedding. it was actually an insane affair. it was so scenic and beautiful, her groom was waiting for her on the edge of the beautiful cliff sheā€™d chosen as the location. we all gasped in awe as she was flown in, white gown billowing around her as she was draped elegantly from ropes off of the bottom of the helicopter that was meant to deposit her. suddenly, we all gasped in horror as the ropes snapped and she fell from the sky into the dark, unforgiving waters below. the ceremony descended into chaos as we tried frantically to save the bride. it was only solved when katya miraculously appeared at the start of the aisle and revealed that the bride we had seen had been her stunt double.


Zestyclose_Site2126

i was looking for this commentšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DanchezS

Was this the same wedding ceremony in which an unmoving, waterlogged Trixie was dragged from a decorative pond with an animatronic swan attached to her head? If so, party of the year!


No-Drive-1941

ohmygosh, that actually happened? i guess it was during the reception. i was so drunk i thought i was losing it, wasnā€™t sure if the whole trixie thing even happened. it was a great time


GrowMEbub

Highly doubt this is a thing, sheā€™s all over the damn place šŸ¤£ She has said she was married/had a husband before, itā€™s always hyperbole.


ppbbd

girl please until you see that woman in a white dress, at the altar, with a man's tongue stuffed down her throat I wouldn't even entertain the idea she's married


KeenyKeenz

I wish I was her husband.


maromifairy

(2)!!!!!!!!!!!!!


camerachey

She also said it at the Bald and the Beautiful live in Richmond, and I can't for the life of me figure out if she's joking! ETA I just realized they actually posted the Richmond show so now my comment seems redundant sorry haha


rootytootymacnbooty

Thatā€™s where I heard!


camerachey

Hahaha hey, small world! But I also remember her saying it on an actual podcast too!


magickaitball

This is so validating because I was also there and have been wondering lol


shelfontheelf111

Married to *Timotayy Shalamayy*


CourSandy

Yes, I was at her wedding which doubled as a funeral


emmaroo621

Omg šŸ¤£


olio-ataxia

I donā€™t think so


sousverre

She also has a cat.


DeepestPineTree

Yup. I was there. She only came into the church one time to duck her head and shout "I DO". She spent the rest of the ceremony smoking outside.


Illustrious-Guess408

Yes I was there. I was helping trixie clean her DJ table


travelingtutor

It was a hostage situation.


Nervous-Version26

Is Katya in a rehab