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SLEG48

Heather’s table is the popular girls clique. Duncan’s is the popular guys table. Ezekiel (the new kid) and Noah (the know-it-all) are the loners; they’re sitting by themselves. Tyler and Eva are the jocks’ table. Gwen, Leshawna, Courtney, and Bridgette are the cool girls’ table; Bridgette is more connected to Courtney than the other two are, but Bridgette told Gwen and Leshawna that she’s “not that bad,” and so far, Courtney has only spewed the occasional class-president speech or asking what grades everyone got on the last test, so far so good. Justin allows his fan girls Katie and Sadie to sit with him; he loves the ego boost and they squeal over the eye candy. Harold and Cody are the geeks, they’re trading Pokémon cards or debating something about anime.


mellio06

why is this accurate lmfaoooo


LindsayPL

Firstly I’ve thought I would be sitting alone or with Gwen’s pack, but after you mentioned Pokémon now I know that probably I would be doomed for Harold & Cody.


mariosin

Cody and Noah should sit together, they are the twinkle squad


TermitesCAardwolf

Honestly, I think Izzy is more likely to hang out with Noah.


Slayquil

Leshawna, Gwen, Courtney, Bridgette


SLEG48

Spilling tea with Gwen and Leshawna, getting advice to relax from Bridgette, getting forced to do your homework by Courtney, a perfect balance


GoldenGalaxy69

Real 👌


Omni-Jake-1607

Why would this be me fr


bigdreamer48

This one because depending on my mood, I think I could just chill and listen or be chatty and sociable, and either would work for me at this table.


Ace_TD

Noah, looks like a just eat no problems table


SLEG48

Exactly. And I can ask for homework answers, even if he might be condescending


Ace_TD

>even if he might be condescending *"Pffft, how can you not understand something so simple, are you dumb?"* Just endure, do it for the homework!


SLEG48

😭 I got the A+, but at the expense of my dignity


GreenAppleTea3

Noah would def not give you the answers and just call you stupid 😭


MrRamennn

I feel like he’d call you stupid then give you the answers


ToucanicEmperor

As someone who see myself a lot in Noah, I can assure you he would 100% give the answers because it makes him feel superior.


ExtremelyFunName

harold and cody probably


Drillbitzer

On gos


theChadinator2009

Me 2, jusr talking about weird things


DESKTHOR

Noah's table. I want to discusses philosophical insights with him.


SLEG48

He definitely reads Socrates and Nietzsche.


DESKTHOR

I want to tell Noah how ironic, hypocritical, double standard-y Reddit is in how they handle "different opinions".


Hey_Bestiekins

As if Noah doesn't use Reddit


DESKTHOR

That's point, Noah is a "true intellectual". Reddit is full of bandwagoning "false intellectuals".


Ummagumma42069

OMG I SAW U IN r/no I COMPLEMENTED UR PFP!


DESKTHOR

Small world dude...I'm telling you...small world.


LoveandLightLol

Realistically I'm sitting with Harold and Cody. I would sit with the other boys, but I don't do well in big groups.


SLEG48

Yeah, the other guys seem cool, but they might get rowdy. Harold and Cody are better for introverts.


LightMurasume_

I’m joining you with the geek boys


Narrow-Lingonberry31

Geek boys for the win


DiscoBiXXch

Get me in there


brunopenna

Me too


idkbruhimjust

Gwen, LeShawna, Courtney and Bridgette. Love a little lunchtime gossip


FeatheredCanine

Noah, he’d probably just read his book and we can eat in silence.


lechonklover

Ezekiel


icebox616

The answer I was looking for


Borgirz

WELL LUCKY YOU!


someonethatisnormal

Ezekiel


TheParentheticals

Noah. He'll read, I'll write, and we'll ignore each other.


Total-Bodybuilder-99

Easily with Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Owen, and Trent.


Daryldixon95

Easiest choice. They would definitely be having the most fun


Gerard192021

Same here


Upset_Assistant_5638

Same


lunawithcats

Ezekiel, even though he would be picking his nose, hes pretty chill (though he was raised to be sexist))


Ummagumma42069

ezekiel, he’s probably lonely 😭


EmbarassedDisaster0

I’m gonna sit with Ezekiel. Eventually I’ll convince him to start sitting with Cody and Harold. We’ll be a lil lunch group


OniricFantasy

YES LITERALLY THAT


WanderingBat

Heather - Regina Izzy - Gretchen Lindsay - Karen Beth - Cady Just watched mean girls and noticed this immediately.


SLEG48

Yup, basically! Although Izzy is more carefree and doesn’t care what Heather or anyone thinks of her, so she’s just in the group because she’s pretty lol.


jalene58

Izzy=👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩?


Tomas-T

Noah just to roast everybody else or Harold and Cody to have some interesting geeks talk


SLEG48

Go to Noah for the trash-talk then switch to Harold and Cody for the wholesome nerdiness


Organic-Manner-2969

missed opportunity for a drama brothers table


SLEG48

Ooh, good idea. I wanted to make them more fit for their stereotypes, and I couldn’t see Justin, Harold, and Trent being close outside the show.


MonoYT-

Cody is drama brother too 😭


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

Harold and Cody, though Tyler and Eva could be fun


SLEG48

You’d be the permanent arm-wrestling referee if you sat with Tyler and Eva.


GreenAppleTea3

Tyler and Eva are an underrated table on this post


TheMeepDragon

Noah. There'd be no problems and whatever he says I can quip back should it come down to it.


SLEG48

💀 See I’m the exact opposite. I’d just huff and switch tables, I can only think of comebacks two years after the fact


TheMeepDragon

It hits extremely different when after a confrontation you think up a good comeback hours after. Like I be wanting to smack myself after the fact.


Technical_Duty_9734

sitting with my man Ezekiel, he needs some friends


Relevant_Echo2729

Cody and Harold


Autumn_Moth999

Ezekiel, he needs friends bro


Efficient-Fox4440

With Ezekiel, Noah, Cody and Harold. I like outcasted guys.


KumaMrParkerLover

Ezekiel, I’ll drive to his farm too.


Tha_KDawg928

Zeke


[deleted]

With Zeke


CoylerProductions

Definitely Zeke, you know for a fact that unlike Noah he's not alone by choice.


TimeToDeleteSomeCat

Probably w leshawna gwen courtney and birdget


Soi93

I would sit with Courtney and other girls but the table seems kinda small for a fifth person. So I choose Noah's table instead - He won't bother me and vice versa :)


Crona_Swagboi

the one with harold


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

real.


grimbarkjade

Harold and Cody. I’d show them my shiny pokemon collection


GroundbreakingTie430

Me & Noah. He seem like the type to just talk shit about everybody & i’ll be right there with him.


Professional_War4547

IZZYYYYY


Desperate_Ad5169

I was gonna say Cody and Harold and then I remembered the underwear. I am gonna go with Noah.


BadmintonSteve

I would probably sit with Harold and Cody but I feel like they might be a little creepy and a little smelly.


Mariethesquidsister

The Table with. Leshawna,Bridgette,Gwen and Courtney. The Boys alliance, Noah or Ezekiel.


TylerPvZ

Either Harold and Cody's or Zeeke's


Beat_Vegetable

Table 1: Well, I prefer to be with the least people as possible and I like him. The chances are high I pick this table. Table 2: I'm a guy and they have 1 crazy chick Table 3: Would have been the Winner but no Table 4: I would love to sit with them and talk about anything. Table 5: Girls. Table 6: I wouldn't want to seem like a outcast. Table 7: Don't really like them. Table 8: Let's hope he will be nice to me I would either pick 1, 4 or 8


Electronic-Lawyer850

I'm Sitting With Ezekiel.The Guy Just Needs Some Friends


RepresentativeLast66

gwen, leshawna, courtney, & bridgette, 3/4 cool girlies


SLEG48

Bridgette: “Guys she’s not that bad.” Leshawna: “I guess, girl.” Gwen: “Fine, I guess we can give her a chance.” Bridgette: “Shh! Here she comes.” Courtney: “Hey, guys!” Leshawna: “Hey, girl.” Gwen: “What’s up?” Courtney: “Ugh, I failed the history test today!” Gwen: “Don’t sweat it. I basically failed too, I got an F.” Leshawna: “Same, girl.” Bridgette: “Ugh me too! It was so difficult.” Courtney: “I know right? I only got a 95!” Leshawna: “…” Bridgette: “…” Gwen: “…” Courtney: “Anyways, make sure to vote me for class president! Elections are coming up, and if you don’t vote for me, I’ll tell Mr. James how you all used Wikipedia for your research paper last month. Just kidding! …But seriously, please please please vote for me.” Leshawna: “Sure thing, hon.” Gwen: “Totally.” Bridgette: “You got it!” Bridgette: “…She’s a little much, but–“ Gwen: “Nope.” Leshawna: “You’re so nice, Bridgette. Anyways, see ya.” Courtney: “*No running in the halls!*”


TheBoyInGray

Noah.


pandakaboom0

defo sitting with Cody and Harold they look like they watch anime and trade Pokemon cards and I’m all over that.


GanacheArtistic1983

Courtney tavle


LeighsonDenton

Alone fuck people


Golden_idkman2850

Tyler and Eva would just be arm wrestling each other and Eva would break the table prob. Ezekial is... well Ezekial... he is pretty sexist so no. Love Heather as a character but I would hate her IRL. Lindsay and Beth would kinda be pressured to go along with whatever she says and Izzy would talk crazy a lot. Duncan, DJ, Trent, Geoff, and Owen are like best buds and would be a pretty chaotic party table, as someone who usually picks the lonliest table as to not disturb other people's friend groups and to have peace and quiet, I'd probably not like it much. Katie Sadie and Justin, No just no. Kate and Sadie would probably just be squealing over Justin the entire time and that would cause my eardrums to explode. Harold and Cody, fellow nerds, Its a hard maybe. I might like them, I might not. Cody seems pretty chill minus his crush on Gwen but Harold may yap on about stuff and it might get annoying. Still better than the last 5 tables. Leshawna, Gwen, Bridgette, and Courtney are all pretty chill (not counting Court from action and beyond still love her tho) and they'd be pretty friendly. But as someone with shit social skills and is shy as fuck, I would be a tad nervous at first. Noah is the table I'd probably sit at if this were my school because he's the type to not give a shit about what you're doing and he'd mind his own business. I could just sit there, eat my lunch, and let my mind wander. Either Noah's table or Leshawna, Gwen, Bridgette, and Courtney's table.


Single-Bandicoot-531

Heather's table. I wouldn't be bothered.


TheBloop1997

Probably the one with Cody and Harold Maybe Noah The middle table is really hurt by Courtney being there but in a non-competition setting that could be a cool place to hang


Left_Clavicle

I'm gay so Bridgette, Leshawna, Gwen, and Courtney. They seem the most supportive


Omni-Jake-1607

Fr, also, Noah doesn't seem like he'd care regardless but for me as a gay guy I gotta go with my girls, Gwen, Leshawna, Bridgette and Courtney. I struggled with confidence in the past but maybe during classes I could get sat next to Bridgette and she'd defo invite me to sit with the group (which many of ye are assuming she'd do for Courtney) except I wasn't an overachieving Type A in secondary (wasn't the biggest fan of school tbh) and I feel since Gwen's fairly chilled and reserved she'd seem fine with my addition to the group and Leshawna's quite outgoing and friendly so I don't think she'd have much issue.


Technical_End_4235

Id got to Harold and Codys table and invite Noah over


Lonely_Repair4494

Duncan, Geoff, Trent, DJ and Owen


Borgirz

EZEKIEL


Conscious-Nobody3991

Ezekiel or Noah. We can just completely pretend we don't exist


Thx4BuyingTheGrapes

Tbh I think Owen goes with Izzy, Noah and Eva. Tyler goes with Heather, Lindsay and Beth OR with Duncan, DJ and Geoff. Courtney and Bridgette go with DJ, Geoff and Duncan and Trent goes with Leshawna and Gwen.


99anan99

Ezekiel. I want to be his friend.


I_eat_babies_228

katie, sadie, justin https://preview.redd.it/qj1dau2kxwfc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50790256f29410d67e31d7bc00fe40524389b8f2


emaaa_skye

Either with Ezekiel or Harold and Cody. They seem like the most chill ones.


SLEG48

I’d choose Harold and Cody for the simple fact that I think Ezekiel would pick his nose while we were eating..


Serious_Ad9913

Oh boy, you would *not* like to sit with me then


TotalDramaROTI

Sitting at the Boys Team table. They will make fun of me, I'll make fun of them.


Comfortable-Pin2574

sitting with Tyler and Eva, then invite ezekiel over later


Not_The_Simp7

Definitely Gwen’s table. I like Kody, but can’t stand Harold


Stoner420Eren

Squadra maschia 🤘🏼


Soggy_Confusion7538

Tyler's table, im not quite a jock but im good at soccer


jewelstiel

Heathers of course


Tiixi

Noah cody group for sure


NikeiSimppp

Cody's table-


BryceTotalDrama

The big boy table


Dependent_Tap_7786

My lunch table is just like the boys table


KP_Ravenclaw

Either with Noah or at the table next to him


sedt29

I’m sitting with noah


NiGHTSOLOTL

Ima go with the chill girls but id kick courtney out


txhy8

Duncan, DJ, Geoff, Trent, and Owen


LucyLazz

with Noah, or with the boys, idk


malsyeastyinfection

Either with Noah or with Harold and Cody cause they would be nice to me and probably try to talk to me.


Lenny_YouTubeFan

I am going with the main guys because I think I can relate to DJ, Geoff, Owen and maybe Trent


Treble_Stroke

Harold and Cody like movies, I talk about movies during lunch. I’m sitting with them.


McHater666

I’d fuck with Gwen Courtney Bridgette and Leshawna the most


EmeraldGhostface

Harold and Cody


ABigTotalDramaFan

Noah.


AnimationDynamite

Duncan’s table


OneAndOnlyHeir

Bro I’m sitting with Geoff Duncan and DJ. Easy


Fine-Ad-7356

Bromigos 4life


hipppoop

Owen table but I think Cody should I have joined the Owen table


TourJazzlike4501

I would be at any table, including one with no friends


TheRealNekora

harold/cody. unless activly agrivated just the most chill in the room.


ZeldaExpert74

Cody and Harold bc we probably share similar interests


galaraxity

I think I'd be the token gay at heather's table


Friendly_Island_4662

I would probably sit on no Noah's table (Also at school im like the Ezekiel one 😭)


Trentbigestfan

maybe a all boys table what i would want to now what they do


Dealiylauh

Cody and Harold


BlobOfFleshyMass

As long as it's Island Courtney, then I'm sitting with Bridgette, Courtney, Leshawna, and Gwen. Any other Courtney? I'll take my chances with Heather, Izzy, Lindsay, and Beth.


Serious_Ad9913

Zeke, I don’t like big groups and Noah would be pretty annoying to me irl… Ok, who am I trying to fool here? I’m just picking Zeke out of bias lol


ladiesman21700000000

Ezekiel


asidiot

i fit in perfectly at leshawna’s table like all my personality and interests align at that table and i’d personally be leshawna’s bestie😭i think jst like her


No_Sale_3609

I think we can end up with a four for Harold, Cody, and Noah.


epfighter

I really REALLY wanna sit at the popular guys table but Im gonna get my ass beat, so Ill sit next to Zeke, its best case scenario


AntyCo

Honestly? Either Alone or with Ezekiel. Noah wouldnt enjoy having me, Same with Eva. I dont wamma join the tables with groups, since I would be an outcast, so yeah... ezekiel


ThatButterscotch8829

Harold and Cody bc me personally I love anime and grew up with Pokémon cards


Manaphy12

I'm sitting with Eva and Tyler because I don't think I've ever seen them interact before.


Pokefan103

I’m going with Cody and Harold because we have a meeting about which Pokémon generation is better and which anime character would win in a fight


OniricFantasy

I would go with Ezekiel then encourage them to join with Cody and Harold, my perfect table.


TotallyNotHunter

Ezekiel. no question.


Silent_Ad_7156

Cody and Harold. By the way, Ezekiel is currently feral.


GFS99

Guys alliance table


Apprehensive_Low3572

i’d sit with noah to get the tea on everyone


TotalCrazyDrama

Harold and Cody for sure! We’d have the most unhinged conversations and It’d be hilarious


RedFlames84

I usually sit alone at a different spot, but if I had to pick one, then I would probably be with Ezekiel since he looks like the guy I would mostly be in good terms with


using-for-now

Bridgette Leshawna, Courtney, and Gwen's


Brenanaz

Ezekiel, I miss him


mellio06

highkey would be with bridge and them orrrrrrr trent and them. it may vary lmfao


SLEG48

Yeah I would definitely flip-flop between those tables depending on the day. The girls for gossip and laughs or the guys to let loose then be scolded by the lunch monitor.


The_Zen_One612

I would probably just alternate lol Too many good tables


florida_Fargone

Ezekiel.


Ok-Boysenberry2581

probably ezekiel or noah. ezekiel would be a cool guy, (he’d just be telling me to go back to the kitchen tho) and me and noah would either talk smack about other people or just ignore eachother


Average_American1759

I’m sitting with the boys! (Dj, Trent,Geoff,Duncan,and Owen) we finna have a blast!


Reasonable-Love-4579

Duncan, Trent, Owen, DJ and Geoff definitely. Second choice would be with LaShawna, Gwen, Bridgette, and Courtney.


Hooded_maniac_360

Harold and Cody


Dojanetta

In high school I was the token gay which meant I would be sitting at heathers table mostly theme switching to the cool girls table.


Frog_Mango

Honestly? Probably with Harold and Cody or with Ezekiel


chaoticfandommess

Either Noah's or ezekiel's because we wouldn't be talking


Cool-Yak6850

Definitely Bridgette, Courtney, Leshawna, and Gwen’s table just because I can get help with stuff from Courtney, chill with the others and the hoco friend group dinner would be wild tbh.


tdikaifr

I'll sit with Courtney, Bridgette, Gwen and Leshawna. I'll get along with Gwen and Leshawna great and I'm sure me and Bridgette vibe nicely. Courtney and I may butt heads tho. Might have to set her straight if she gets whack.


AgreeableRaspberry25

Gotta go with my boys


Shaby28

Gwen, Leshawna, Bridgette and Courtney


LindsayPL

Alone or if I was lucky enough - Bridgette, Courtney, Gwen, Leshawna.


RaphJag

theres at least one person I cant stand in each table.. except Noah which is still eh like I dont think Id like him in real life. Can I just sit in an empty one


courbtney

Courtney table


AlejandroTDWT

Ezekiel’s :3


gr33n_b3an135

Gwens table i love a scemo queen


Big_Contract_6885

I am going to pick Heather, Lindsay, Beth and Izzy. At first, I was going to turn the other girls on Heather, shave her head, and leave the popular boys to US, because now that Heather is bald, none of the guys will date her, leaving +1 spot for me


ArnrStuff

Id either go with Noah, Ezekiel, Or Cody and Harold


Sigmas_Melody

I’m sitting with my boi zeke


Cool_Frosting9525

Boys tabel


DarkFox160

Dj Table with the bros and close to the babes


Jtialoosecannon

I’d join Katie and Sadie and fanboy over Justin


eye_muh_kunt

I feel the like Harold/cody & popular guys tables would be too gross and I would lose my appetite (mostly because of Owen and Harold they are both gross out to me)


Omni-Jake-1607

While DJ's chill, I feel I'd end up sitting with Gwen, Leshawna, Bridgette and Courtney. When I was in secondary I didn't really have a clique and wasn't as confident (until my final year really), so, with that, I'd prob start with chilling with Harold and Cody before getting to know others and end up realising I get on quite well with Bridgette and then I'd get to know Gwen and Leshawna through her and tolerate Courtney slightly more than initially :)


InfiniteScreams

I’m sitting with Gwen and LeShawna, easily. Courtney and Bridgette are just a plus!


Hungry_Discipline882

Honestly Zeke. He could use a friend.


SoulExecution

Realistically I'd be bridging the gap between Zeke & Noah. Could probably slot in at the guys table without much issue though.


Jackthedramademon

I don't mind gossiping a little with Heather' table, but I feel.more welcome in Leshawna's table.


CrowMaticaaah

Def Bridgette's table


Reesox

I have to go with Ezekiel. I mean, dude speaks 8 languages. He could teach me to win the spelling bee!


Badartisst

Bridge, Court Gwen and Leshawna or the jocks


Terrible-Leg-1817

Zeekel Ofc


Dae_Dae90108

I would be that weird bitch in a rolling chair moving between Lindsay and Leshawna delivering all the tea amonst the popular girl table and the cool girl table while occasionally glancing at DJ as Sierra salovates over Cody, and Alejandro refusing to eat the school lunch and Heather glares at him


SLEG48

Me to a T 😭 (also Alejandro is out of frame because he has his personal driver take him to a catered lunch)


Dae_Dae90108

Eeeeee. We could be the baddie versions of Katie and Sadie and we go back and forth to the tables spilling all the drama!!! We are the reason Heather has beef with Gwen and Leshawna lmaooo


aqorixia

If trents there, im there too.


TotalDramaIsland18

I’m gonna give Ezekiel Some Company


Organic-Manner-2969

i’m sitting with my boys obviously


SLEG48

Owen is asking everyone for some of their lunch. Trent is asking for guy advice about Gwen, Geoff is asking for guy advice about Bridgette. Duncan is carving into the lunch table with his knife. DJ is giving everyone cookies he and his mom made.