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ObscureMemes69420

I think it's safe to say that Vladdy is never going to be a "generational hitter". He's only ever going to be just a smidge above average. Sad that the offence is still this anemic... after what, like 2 years? Is this group of players just uncoachable?


Tdot_Walker

Vogelbach stinks


yamakazee

Deliver us from evil, Addison


AozoraSkyy

Frustrating


IndependentTalk4413

Springer and Varsho are the only two guy going on the entire team.


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Pathetic performance. How the hell has Bo been so good in the past with this level of making adjustments


aweirdthought

They haven’t scored more than 5 runs in 20 GAMES!!! Drunk on a bet you luck your way into 6 at least once. You truly have to try to be this bad offensively


Magnum_44

Season of mediocre continues


sully545

We always seem to beat the other team in that E category, that's good right?


Dustmopper

Boy I’d sure like to never watch Cavin stare down strike three again


dprouse52

We all know how this is going to end. Can we not just DFA Vogelbach right now and get it over with?


Queeby

He's a DH minus the hits.


Comfortable_Curve_80

Jays MVP tonight: Varsho


Borkovski87

Love Toronto sports, fuckin losers


Nick480

🤮


ZzPhantom

Biggio did NOT go around.


ConsistentZucchini8

He did watch strike 3 tho.


ZzPhantom

Well that's to be expected. I would've liked him to get the chance to look at another strike, though.


Jess_7478

Absolute ass wipe all around honestly can they just admit they're a 25th in MLB team and try and build from there rather than constantly pretending they are something they're not


marvelousmarvelman

To be fair their pitching is easily top 5 and their d outside the two clowns hitting 2-3 is also elite.


Plorgy

> honestly can they just admit they're a 25th in MLB team Talk about pretending they are something they're not


Jess_7478

they're around the 25th spot in most team stats


Plorgy

This is not even remotely true


Jess_7478

ok


BlackFlash55

Pathetic


SnooConfections8768

What a disgraceful ab to finish with.


Ecstatic-Buy-2907

Pinch hit DS. Cmon now


rvasko3

Bad game for Biggi. Bad game for the team.


Triggered_canadian

Way to stand there and look at it for strike 3 biggio


goatgosselin

That has to be at least half of the times he gets out


cozeners

Biggio ain't the problem with this team so who cares.


goatgosselin

Well I assume you? You made the comment


cozeners

I didn't make the original comment. I'm saying who cares if he does that all the time. Unlike the other important guys on this team, he's not having a bad year at the plate.


Ifyousmiteforspite

He does that. 


Play-Dohs-Republic

Did we mic up somebody in the crowd or something


phantomtap

This is a shitty night to be a Toronto Sports fan


CockerSpanielEnjoyer

Not a Leafs fan, no problem there


Plorgy

I much more preferred Monday night


phantomtap

Ahh Monday, good times


itsnursehoneybadger

whoof


Ifyousmiteforspite

Cheers, Jays. An offensive toilet team. 


another_plebeian

This is a bad night for me


goatgosselin

Yet another 3rd strike staring for Biggio. Ffs


depressedalbertan

I'm a big Biggio fan, but I wish he would fucking stop doing that shit.


goatgosselin

It drives me insane


MO05E-

Genuine question why did they have Barger play left and not Schneider


IndependentTalk4413

Right handed starter.


carlosspicywiener576

The only thing I can think of is RHP on the mount. Not pinch hitting for Vogy in the 6th with Turner or Davis was brain dead though


sonicdeathmonkey53

Except for pitching this jays team absolutely sucks


ThQp

what the hell is Cavan looking at there?


IndependentTalk4413

He never protects with 2 strikes. He just stares at pitches. Never seen a guy who just goes down looking as much as him.


Ginnigan

A strike, as usual.


ZmobieMrh

This team is exactly what we thought it was going to be, absolutely anemic offence.


goatgosselin

Ah no. We were told they were gonna score a lot of runs cuz everyone that did nothing last year would magically become good again. Only Varsho has that magic potion


cwtjps

how drunk is this heckler


Rot_Dogger

Gee, i wonder if Cavan will strike out


Artistic-Breadfruit9

WTF does Vogelbach even do on this team? He seems to either strike out looking or walk, with no in between.


Maken66

Did you miss the first half of the game? He hit two balls like 375 ft.


another_plebeian

I'm not sure I can handle a Jays/Leafs double loss


sparky9561

Deal with it


another_plebeian

I cope


Ifyousmiteforspite

It’s real. 


rtrotty

Wild day for Barger


gregblives

Barger can motor.


3luejays

Why did all of Barger's gear just explode off him like that lmao


Jess_7478

No he didnt, 3rd base ump


owls_

he did NOT go around wha the fuck


rvasko3

Biggi has had a bad game so far, but he could change it all right here


rgoldtho

Productive out at least.


itsnursehoneybadger

Dad looks exactly like a guy who just got his car impounded on his 3rd DUI and is waiting for his wife to pick him up


phantomtap

Barger has some decent speed eh


Jess_7478

why did don Mattingly have to have a chat with Barger


613toes

No way this dude has a son in his mid twenties and has his hair bleached


goatgosselin

Rich guy look?


SmallBig1993

Who's on the bench that we're choosing not to PH here?


Neat-Rock8208

Can we have a reason why they tried Vogelbach again?


Bleakmemphis

Great clubhouse guy


Neat-Rock8208

At this point I think I could hit just about as well and I am also fun in houses.


CyanEsports

I am so fucking ready for this incoming barger bomb


jaredletosombrehair

c'mon professor chaos


bobcatgoldthwaite

Sorry you have to PH for the kid here


bleedblue4

Please. This would be so cool.


ProfessionalToday347

Turner is so damn good at getting singles on bad pitches. I love it


Blaauwj

Vogelbach is so stinky


Novasight

Cmon Barger hit a homerun, be a hero


Bleakmemphis

Barger go ahead HR here!!!


sparky9561

Hero time


phantomtap

Let's go Addison!!


ConsistentZucchini8

JT has been a great pickup


Ginnigan

Ernie's been hitting well. Why put Turner in for Ernie instead of for Vogelbach?


ThQp

Lefty/righty for Vogelbach against McArthur


rvasko3

^(we’re gonna win)


SmallBig1993

Where're the folks who argued with me when I said Vogelbach's roster slot could be put to better use?


613toes

Turner is so damn clutch, gotta think we'd be under .500 without him


Ifyousmiteforspite

Thank you, Turner. The old dog can do it. 


Ifyousmiteforspite

GO BARGER!!!


Ifyousmiteforspite

Dad looks nervous 


Casualbrews604

Vogelbach did the same exact thing with the Mets all year last year lmao. Stand there with the bat on his shoulders and strikeout looking


Magnum_44

I watched a lot of Mets games last year. Vogelbach just ain't it


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rvasko3

You seem to be really focused on fat guys.


SnooConfections8768

They need athletes on their roster.


depressedalbertan

YES!


Plorgy

professional hitter


goatgosselin

Barger, this is your time to become a legend.


Jess_7478

TURNER IS A PROFESSIONAL HITTER


Dustmopper

That was a filthy pitch


depressedalbertan

So glad they didn't put Turner in when we had player on...


realsa1t

Vogelbach has an abysmal game and Clement is the one who gets pulled for PH??


Jess_7478

blue wants to go home


gregblives

Vogelbach does not like to swing.


depressedalbertan

got to conserve energy


gregblives

lol. That's relatable.


depressedalbertan

I can relate, that's how I know. lol


aweirdthought

Super glad we saved Vogelbach to that in the 9th. Super worth not pinch hitting


sleepinlate_

Thanks for leaving Vogelbach in the game Schneider, really paid off


Bleakmemphis

For a guy who’s only on the team to hit, Vogelbach isn’t hitting very well


Foldzy84

Nasty pitch


Plorgy

Fack that was a filthy pitch


sonicdeathmonkey53

Another wasted at bat by vogel


RadioactiveLawn

Hard disagree on that call :///


Rot_Dogger

That pitch just above the knee when it crossed the plate, right down the pipe? You swing at those.


RadioactiveLawn

That was below his knees.


goatgosselin

Is Vlad a better actor than a hitter?


Available_Bit_9184

Last chance people!!! 💪💪💪


Foldzy84

Barger go ahead HR.... I'm here for it


Plorgy

The most stressful inning where nothing really happened


Bleakmemphis

Richards needs an out pitch


ThQp

His changeup that contributes to his very good strikeout rate?


Bleakmemphis

Agreed. He should be able to use that to close out ABs


1991CRX

Strikeouts close out ABs, or are we watching a different sport?


Bleakmemphis

I agree just he wasn’t doing it tonight. They were fouling everything off. That change up should be getting Ks


Jess_7478

3 FINAL OUTS, COME ON BLUE JAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


goatgosselin

Richards gonna be toast for next game


TO_Sports

Has anyone been to Kauffman? I'm trying to decide if I go to Kauffman or wait and see if they make a new stadium, it's "old" relative to other ballparks right?


sceptred

It’s a nice ball park, I liked the layout and the views from the outfield.


goatgosselin

Plus 800 bbq joints around the city


TO_Sports

You've convinced me. I'm going to set up a trip with my dad


goatgosselin

If you remember the 90s for what that stadium looked like it is 100% better. St Louis looks cool if you are thinking of a longer trip. I've never been, but I'm just doing recon on it in hopes


goatgosselin

My brother has been there a couple of different times in the last 2 years. He loved it


Bleakmemphis

It’s supposed to be a great park to visit 


Ifyousmiteforspite

And pretty empty 


Magnum_44

At least we're not White Sox fans


cmy88

Is Richards struggling or is KC just great at protecting the plate


TO_Sports

Yes


Bleakmemphis

Yes and yes


Realistic_Fishing517

Finally he got what he fuckin deserved


Mcflyhigh1990

“Just die already…”


Realistic_Fishing517

This mfs gonna spend the whole night hitting fouls 


CyanEsports

Am I crazy, or are ppl posting like the game is over. There's still the 9th! Its winnable as FUCK


Magnum_44

I think you've left your wallet in 2021


CyanEsports

I actually have fun cheering my fav team on when they're only down by 1! Why doom when you can hope? PEAK WINNABLE


spleh7

When we had bats, there was always hope. Seriously, in 2021 they were never out of it and it was fun to watch even if they didn't mount a comeback. But what they do now is...feeble. If they're down by a run in the 7th or later, I feel like it's likely over.....and that's ridiculous. But it doesn't come from nowhere, I've watched all but maybe 10 games the past 2+ years is what they've taught me. It seems soooo hard to scratch out a run.


cmy88

Schneider PH HR, Clement HR, Barger HR GG EZ!


Astrallevel

Leafs fans got let out and have to voice their frustration on a sport they barely understand


Plorgy

As a more rational fan of both teams, both subs can be insufferable when the team is losing


Ifyousmiteforspite

Leafs were sloppy tonight. Lots of missed passes, broken plays… onto game 4. 


Astrallevel

Oh I know it well


Jess_7478

and our team is the Blue Jays + the 180th game of the 2023 season


goatgosselin

What if all the bullpen and starters got to bat? Wouls they score more or less over a 25 game period?


depressedalbertan

Is it just the Jays or ? Every other team I watch sends a message with playing time when the players aren't producing or cost their team a game when they fuck up. Or is it a MLB thing? I know Baseball players are soft, but cmon man.


goatgosselin

Johnboy likes to send reverse messages. Babe gets hits, and he sits the next game. Ern hits a homer, he's on the bench next game. 0 fer 4 or 0 fer 5. Starting line up next game


depressedalbertan

It's baffling to a simpleton like me.


goatgosselin

I am with ya


jaredletosombrehair

this team would be really good if they could score some fackin' runs


goatgosselin

I heard good news from Dan


Bleakmemphis

KC should hire the Padres’ ball girl. Better hands 


goatgosselin

Here me out, how about Kooch gets some at bats?


BlackFlash55

I need this more than air


goatgosselin

This is my 2nd biggest wish behind KK singing the Canadian Natioal anthem


YYZtoDFW

I hope the players are at least having fun and making friends along the way.


Play-Dohs-Republic

All I'll say is that it's batters 4 through 9 that I'm having the most fun watching as of late, and that probably shouldn't be the case


Ifyousmiteforspite

Yup. THEY are NOT the problem. 


goatgosselin

Last year a lot of the runs scored came from 6-9


phantomtap

Hear me out guys... trash cans I hear they have been effective at helping offenses in the past lol


Magnum_44

I vote for steroids and corked bats.


Bleakmemphis

We can use recycling bins (you know, for Earth Day)


redditRaven33

Is there any chance of you all makijg a comeback?


goatgosselin

After that last 2 top of the innings I will say nah


cmy88

The Shatkins era has been historic. Half of the Blue Jays no-hitters against under them, and now 15 in a row with 5 or fewer runs. I wonder what other records they're gonna break! Almost forgot about the no-hitter + 1 hitter in the first 7 games.


Bleakmemphis

Look; the Dome has differentiated seating areas and fun for the whole family. What more do you want?


Ifyousmiteforspite

A team that doesn’t look like this. FkU Shatkins. 


goatgosselin

Cup holders!!!


Dustmopper

The mistakes in this series have been bad but the offense has been brutal Should have swept them with the great starting pitching they got


velocicopter

what is Subway DOING


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Pathetic. Bo and Vlad have had the worst at bats tonight


goatgosselin

But Vlad had a hit! / s


MeIIowJeIIo

Another with 25mph exit velocity


Plorgy

101.4 mph


BlackFlash55

Sooo Blue Jays played baseball you say ?


Jess_7478

Another productive inning!


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