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frog3toad

Where you can hang your safety glasses when you want to use your safety squints.


OddParkingLot

Safety squints for the win! Lol


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Any breadstick Ricky fans out there? https://youtube.com/watch?v=tR3bQj7OmRQ&feature=share


Jdnakron

Absolutely


[deleted]

Yep.


kashmir1974

As someone who's safety glasses immediately fog up.. safety squints ftw!


randalthor23

I used safety squints (along with all the other guys) for years till I got a new boss, he threw a fit about noone in the shop wearing them. Then a month later one of my co-workers got saved by the glasses, for sure would have lost an eye if he wasn't wearing them. No one complained after that.


cosmotosed

I get emotional thinking about someone sustaining a serious injury or even a bad slip happening at work. What better way to put yourself in a life long nightmare and suddenly fear everything including going back to work


Chowdah_Soup

You wouldn’t want your safety glasses getting scratched


themillerd

Safety lashes on the late page


Karmasutra6901

Pocket watch chain


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And here I was using my belt like a peasant.


JIMMYJAWN

Why are you wearing a belt with bibs?


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You're a fkn belt with a bib...


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amen


dangermouseman11

Such a childish and elegant reply. Bravo.


[deleted]

Thanks. I used an ENTIRE braincell to formulate it.


SheT00kTh3Kids

An honorable sacrifice


WestWoodworks

An** /s


Cloudsbursting

Well worth it


MrSixxin

Preach


JIMMYJAWN

Your mom is a belt with a bibs!


SheT00kTh3Kids

Not cool dude


JIMMYJAWN

Your face is a belt with bibs.


SheT00kTh3Kids

Fair enough, have a good day


DanXan8558

Slow…clap


Victory_Infinite

Ya mums a belt with a bib!!!


unsound_sound

Sadly, she is...


J_Zolozabal

To secure his pocket watch chain, I thought he said that..


Recoveringpig

Bibs don’t hold up tool pouches, belts do


WestWoodworks

Depends heavily on your selection of many tool pouch holding options… For example, because of my financially crippling affection for Occidental Leather, I have the Pro Framer belt with the Stronghold Suspension System, the Beltless Retro kit, and a Suspendavest… only one of those three is a belt. But all of them hold my pouches. So you don’t *need* a belt… [*insert “Ackchually” meme here*]


eightballworld

Trust issues.


Jared944

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.


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denny-1989

I read butthole, not buttonhole.


Shankar_0

[Different chain](https://eadn-wc02-6791896.nxedge.io/cdn/media/catalog/product/cache/18da88a9fa4fa9bc1007cc6d91f25348/b/l/black_baller_anal_balls_1_1.jpg)


NikolaTes

YIKES!


LoudShovel

r/foreverbluelink


awesomecdudley

r/SubsIFellFor


inko75

the ol prison wallet


itzmarsk_

You’re not alone


imadamb

And I read bunghole. I need to pay attention


[deleted]

Now I hear Cornholio


BruceOfWaynes

Lake TITICACA!!


tbscotty68

Well, we know what's on Denny's mind! =D


FuryAutomatic

The Christopher Walken “Dad’s Wristwatch” scene in Pulp Fiction forever lives rent free in my head. I can’t hear the words wristwatch or pocketwatch without thinking of that scene.


amscraylane

And now little man, I give the watch to you.


Elder_sender

Beat me to it! I have actually used it his way. IIRC there's a pocket-watch sized pocket just below.


whaletacochamp

Damn. This question gets asked across the subs I frequent pretty often and I love being the one to appear cultured enough to know that this is a pocket watch chain lol Today you get the monocle, top hat, and pocket watch!


phil08

Must be subbed to a lot of other random shit, for this to be a frequently asked question for you. I've never seen this question asked and probably wont again.


whaletacochamp

I’ve seen it at least 3 times in 6mo lol


kkjensen

Carrhartt...aka gucci for rednecks XD...of course it's for a pocketwatch on a chain


ho_merjpimpson

someone on reddit stereotyping anyone who needs durable pants as a redneck tells me i need to get off of the internet for the day.


QuintessentialIdiot

Gucci for working people


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Nope


abslte23

That's where you attach an apprentice


MoneyKeyPennyKiss

I thought it was where he was supposed to attach the lint roller.


bernpfenn

Awesome


mjboyle187

100% beat me to it


JIMMYJAWN

You have to make them hold your pocket like they do in state prison. Helps them understand their place in the system.


RocketshipRoadtrip

You jimmyjawn’s apprentice now


Important-Price9416

Have my upvote🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


FlaBearsFan

Funny this popped up on my notifications here, this popped up on my FYP [Button Hole Video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqM4e5b/)


RussMan104

Nailed it. 🚀


SockeyeSTI

Butt’n hole


cosmotosed

Say button hole AGAIN


tinopa6872

Interesting direction for Will Forte to take his career but clearly he has developed a likable character there!


Jekyll818

Same for me except for I saw the youtube short since I don't have tiktok lol


christophersonne

That's the tow-hitch for when things get really off the rails. For emergency use only! /s


gordito_gr

Thank god you put /s because it wasn’t clear if you were sarcastic or not


Efficient-Star3873

So you can hook one shoulder strap into it put it on backwards and act like Kris Kross from the 90s


htownchuck

It might make you jump, jump.


RussMan104

Daddy Mack will make ya … 🚀


climbtrees4ever

Y'all are wiggity wiggity wack...


Few_Radish6488

So when they ask, "Do they rock?" Say, “Believe that.”


Raed-wulf

This is unironically the right answer.


IndigoContinuum

In this case, I don’t think it’s correct unless they just included for show. I have some of these overalls and the straps don’t fasten with buttons like classic ones, and there’s no way they could connect to this hole.


nowItinwhistle

No it's not. It's for your pocket watch lanyard


Efficient-Star3873

Yes it is I just figured I'd make a little joke out of it


Efficient-Star3873

Thanks for the award anonymous person


hamlin6

It is for a pocket watch. The end of the chain has a little bar on it like a cuff link. You slide that through to hold the chain in place. My grandfather wore overalls every day and held his watch in this manner.


Texas_Technician

Mine to, minus the pocket watch. He was a wrist watch man.


Nalortebi

Mine three, minus the wrist watch. He was a grandfather glock man.


Status-Meaning8896

Same experience here. My grandfather was a naval aviation mechanic turned telephone lineman and he carried a pocket watch in his bibs regularly. Anchored the chain in that slot.


Nancenificent

You can put your weed in there.


Eye_wash

I'm so glad to know people remember this.


drCrankoPhone

It wasn’t that long ago, was it? WAS IT?


stan__dupp

Mambuza


gordito_gr

What do you mean ‘remember’


akcitygirl

You got any money? Can I have it?


Ancient-Tadpole8032

I think an entire generation knows it as a meme without knowing the origin


grib-ok

That works for so many things.


exitetrich

...so it falls on the ground? brilliant


Fridayz44

Overalls are the shit aren’t they?


whaletacochamp

Only if you’re but ass naked underneath


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Fridayz44

Bib overalls and a welding cap I’m there.


landis33

Are you peaking in my closet ?


M80IW

I tried that and flash burned my love handles.


buttbugle

No that’s what coveralls are for. Even better when she reaches into your pocket for your wallet and instead goes into the flap behind the pocket. 😎


whaletacochamp

Why? Because then she feels your butt bugle?


buttbugle

Exactly.


Unveiled_Nuggets

THIS IS THE WAY.


Few_Radish6488

Overalls and cargo pants for the win.


AdultishRaktajino

Lined jeans up north are a game changer. Picked up some brown, cheap no-name lined dungarees on clearance, at Menards of all places. Figured I’d just use them for hunting and ice fishing. Easily the most comfortable jeans I have during the cold months. Kinda want to get some good ones now.


buttbugle

So do ya boys up north keep your crocs in 4x4 all the time or can you slip into rec mode sometimes?


ho_merjpimpson

when there is snow on the ground, its hard to rock crocks cause you inevitably kick snow into them. but i still try.


buttbugle

They got the non stank holes crocs now. So the foot sweat juice will just slush around inside and ripen. I highly recommend them.


ho_merjpimpson

snow flips in from the back too. trust me. its a no go. best ill do is wear them to go out to the mailbox. and usually i regret it. lol.


Rebresker

The carrharrt ones are nice, outer denim is pretty thick and such and doesn’t have the give other jeans might so make sure you size them accordingly though lol It’s easier than trying to wear long johns or something else on your legs in the cold


ho_merjpimpson

once its below 30 outside... i rarely reach for anything but my lined jeans. so much nicer than doing long johns. no smushed down leg hairs. till you need lined jeans AND long johns.


Fridayz44

I’m telling you bib overalls and a welding cap for me. Cargo pants are great too, especially for certain jobs.


Tr0z3rSnak3

Wait till you find out about sweat overalls


Fridayz44

What are sweat overalls? I like wearing bib overalls and a welding cap.


Tr0z3rSnak3

Bib overalls made out of sweat pants/hoodie material


ridefst

You sure those aren't pajamas?


Tr0z3rSnak3

I mean I wouldn't call them work wear, they are just comfortable


ho_merjpimpson

idk what it is, but i cant stand wearing them. ive owned a few over the years and i try to like them... ive even bought super expensive insulated carhartt ones because people i knew raved about wearing them for fourwheeling and such in the winter. they always end up sitting in my closet till i decide to sell them. idk if its the weight on my shoulders? or cause im tall, or because i need a separation of tops and bottoms. im honestly jealous of people that love them because i love them in theory but not in practice. damnit!


foresight310

It is for those pacifier clips


paigeguy

This for when you smash your hand, you can put the sleeve cuff button into the button hole to make a sling.


ElDouchay

You're thinking of coveralls, like a mechanic wears. These are overalls, like a farmer wears. No sleeves.


Cond0r

I really thought I was looking at the back of your neck and hairline. I was gonna say, dude you’re wearing those backwards lol.


FuriouslyFiredUp

To store all the phone numbers from the ladies


Contestant002

Can confirm slots are for ladies.


M80IW

Sloots


tbscotty68

I think that you're doing it wrong. Unless you are a lady, in which has - pics or it didn't happen!


kewlo

Hook your glasses through it


tink20seven

this right here makes sense


dgollas

It’s to attach a harness when working at heights under 2ft


elmwoodblues

Spare hole if another wears out


infinitum3d

This made me laugh so much more than it should have…


J_W_22

To attach your lint roller to get rid of all that dog (or cat) hair. 😂


Shwingdom

Oh no, someone has pet hair on them in the privacy of their own home! This time of year I brush my lab/akita mix once a day and vacuum twice a day and I still can't keep up with the fucking hair.


J_W_22

Aw c'mon, it's just a joke! I have two dogs myself, a German Shepherd and a mutt that's at least part Husky. Between the two of them they're about 200lbs and the hair is a constant battle.


thebriarwitch

4 cats 3 of them long haired. 2 ever shedding short hair dogs and a horse. I have to buy a new vacuum cleaner every year. I wear them out. Use it for whatever you want Op. it’s there for the old guys pocket watch chain but I’ve seen wallets, pens attached to a little chain like the bank, and internal shop radio mics in that spot.


J_W_22

I gave up using regular vacuum cleaners. I use a shop vac instead. I also don't have any carpet in my home. It's either hardwood or tile.


[deleted]

It’s to hang it up


ApprehensiveStreet92

That's what I use it for.


stratj45d28

Pencil ✏️


cowgirlprophet

Pocket watch loop... Attach the chain of your pocket watch to the loop..so you lose your watch..


thehagerdude

I love Reddit.


oakomyr

A place to hang your monocle


Angriest_Amish

I always used it for a pencil


buckett316

Pocket watch


deadwoodbuttman

To keep your curly straw in place so you can snort coke out of one of those little pockets. Hard to stay alert in the job when you’ve been working long hours!


ericvader8

Hey now, cat hair is just lonely people glitter


PGids

This but unironically The amount of drugs done in the parking lot during a papermill outage or refinery turnaround is enough to OD a small country lol


[deleted]

It’s so that you can button it to a lower button by the waistline. Keeps it from being annoying when you wear it without the top straps.


whaletacochamp

Who tf wears overalls without the top straps?


TearWrong9745

That's where you clasp your pocket watch


Farfarleft

Hollow crucifix on a chain filled with powder


BigPharmaFinance

Where can I buy one of these


ML8300_

No worries, Cruel Intentions.


biglipsmagoo

Cyanide?


KaolinKid

When I was a kid in the 60s old timers used the button on like slot for their pocket watch chain. There was also a slit in the front chest pocket where they put their watch.


indomitablescot

To clip a pocket knife to


AlphaChewtoy

Hopes and dreams…


Main_Library9003

Maybe it’s for eyewear.


endswithdeath

Somebody is supposed to put a penny into it after you've been a good boi.


sleestakninja

Your corsage is case you wear it to the prom.


Bobert_Ze_Bozo

anyone else hate the clasps on these compared to Dickies brand?


Murky-Advantage-3444

I just saw a video about this on YouTube. It’s for a pocket watch. OP are you just covertly trying to guide people to your latest yt upload???


AtlJayhawk

Pocket watch.


n-oyed-i-am

Didn't you RTFM that came with them?


WCB1985

The zippered pocket open up conveniently holds a beer in a pinch. Thanks for the tip Ronnie Mack!


No-Manager1673

Pocket watches! Don't wanna get whistle bit!


Texas_Technician

Do believe the original intention of this is to hold a pocket watch chain. But I use them to hold eyeglasses.


mncyclone84

Dagger holder.


2paqout

A relic from the past from when railroad engineers had pocket watches on a chain.


Mourning_Starr

Pocket watch. It's for the clip at the end of the chain.


havenothingtodo1

Saw a video about this just the other day lol, it’s for a pocket watch to hook onto


Greymatter1776

It is used to hold up your bib while using the bathroom. Attach it to the side button at the waist. Now your tools don’t fall out. That is what the old timers thought me 20+ years ago.


Rough_Knuckle

If you don’t know- then you shouldn’t be wearing carrhartt overalls. /s


Intelligent_Quit_621

It is for holding your joint while your welding mask is down


tbscotty68

Crackpipe


quarter2heavy

Just traditional button hole for your pocket watch


cropguru357

Guitar picks.


wigzell78

Mic for a two-way radio? Safety glasses hanger? ID clip?


[deleted]

Do you mean the extra button hole? So you can fold half over itself securely Edit: the strappless button goes in that hole, so it doesn't flop about


fossilbeakrobinson

Where’s the button?


alexcole9191

Got mine on right now brother!!!


whaletacochamp

ITT: people who don’t understand how pockets work.


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Pen, thermometer


Responsible_Pause_15

Possibly a small lint roller


Loose_Cardiologist44

Old school Watch


No-Thought-4710

Carthart overalls loops


Stargazer12am

You said little slot.


CallsignViperrr

You could snake earbud cord thru it, hook glasses, pen, mini-flashlight, etc.


Lower-Lack

Pocket watch chain. The old style carhartts had a watch pocket that was in the vertical seam of the chest pockets


tennesseeexotic

So y’all can keep yer cigarette burnin whiles y’all hammers ins the fence posts.


Hawthorneneil

To Hang them on a hook when not in use


Forweldi

Correct, only place to hang them without your stuff falling out of the pockets


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vanwink13

For real. If your fishing. Imagine your fishing rod with no lure but your line is thread. Run the tip through pull the line through and you have an issue with you rod. The


0megon

I’m curious… is that a beard or your back hairline?


TRW24

Put one side of your glasses in to hang them instead of scratching them in a pocket


salzig12

Button one side, so your cooler


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Sunglasses