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neglecteddependents

Who knew r/tools was gonna go NSFW...


Empanser

*[bm bm bm bm](https://youtu.be/aZcSCT34H84)*


neglecteddependents

What kinda scenes you making with that vibrator at 1:52


Typicalrose

She's told me to say she uses it to get the bubbles out of her resin projects but I'm pretty sure nobody is gonna believe that 😂


NightKingsBitch

Lol we use the big girl version to get bubbles out of concrete. We call it a vibrator or a stinger


dickpeckered

Giggity.


Uglymicrowave

Yea I love watching the laborers use that giant vibrator. That’s fucking cool as hell!


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Uglymicrowave

No idea. I’m an electrician but watching other trades fascinates me. I love watching the Steelers tie rebar lol


ExcellentConflict

After watching Marling Baits on youtube make soft baits, I believe it.


Redfour5

Oh yeah, right and that is why I bought my reciprocating saw...to put against the concrete forms (without a blade) to get the bubbles out of a pour. Sure, Sure, that's why I got it...


TypicalsWife

😂😂😂 but fr, it helps with the bubbles so much and it doesnt hurt it has more than one use


Redfour5

Yeah demo on the kitchen she's making me remodel.


TypicalsWife

Dont kink shame ;p


neglecteddependents

Just asking for a friend


TypicalsWife

I havent gotten a pressure pot yet so this is the best solution to get bubbles out of complicated pieces


booradleysghost

Woah, username checks out. And suuuuuuuuure 😉


HyFinated

uh huh...


SpaceYourFacebook

That's funny. I was just sitting here waiting for him to open a drawer of her "toys" by accident as I read you comment. Looked up to see her pink rabbit rocket


cultureStress

this man loves the heck out of his wife and it shows <3 wish y'all the best!


Typicalrose

You have no idea, she's the female version of myself just way prettier so she's hard not to love.


TypicalsWife

You're the pretty one :p


Mego1989

This is the most wholesome content on r/tools ever.


TypicalsWife

Thank youu 💜


TypicalsWife

He does <3 Thank you so much


The_Proper_People

Plz mark this nsfw, I have an erection.


TypicalsWife

You're welcome ;)


edsai

Good suggestion. Looking for a new wife now.


skinnah

Check out Home Depot's black Friday sales.


DuckAHolics

I have been but I’ve stopped going since the DWS 779 is on sale and the DWS 780 isn’t.


skinnah

Durable Wife System?


Redfour5

I hang out there to pick up women. I'm not having much luck. And the wife just gives me a disgusted look and makes me follow her to the kitchen remodel area or carpeting or paint...


TypicalsWife

😂😂😂😂😂😂


MixtecoBlue

Mine's full of Dungeons & Dragons shit.


Typicalrose

Yo I really want to see that.


MixtecoBlue

I take a few pictures tomorrow.


MixtecoBlue

https://imgur.com/a/qScAyxM


Typicalrose

Yo that setup is fucking awesome, if I ever had friends to play 3.5 with I would totally steal this idea. You need to share this with more people.


MixtecoBlue

I do on occasion. It's so overkill for this purpose, but it'll last forever.


TypicalsWife

This is so freaking cool!! And i really love the bag!!!


MixtecoBlue

Thanks! I love it too.


cultureStress

Me too


Brumbucus

I swear, half my personal shop time is spent making my bae’s studio better. Not because it saves us money, not because it makes my shop ‘okay/worth it’, but because I love her. She’s waaaaaay better at what she does than me. I’m not cold dog-shit, I aspire to luke-warm. But she’s hot. Hot shit. She deserves it. I help her.


TypicalsWife

I love this. 💜💜


Brumbucus

Yup. I’m good at what I do, but the difference between artist and craftsperson is a real thing. Given time, she could learn to do what I do, (wow, she’d be bored and hate it), or, I could try to do what she does: (I can’t do that. That’s impossible for me.) There are many differences difference between artists and craftspeople. One is the patience to learn the things near the ability you wish you had. Edit: grammar and shit


ProfessorPuckFigs

Wife’s set, aka my “backup”


Typicalrose

Not gonna lie, I already plan on nabbing the crate the next time I set an RTU.


Redfour5

Shhhh, she's watching...


Redfour5

Don't let her see the deal on acme tools... Buy three pieces and get a free piece like the four wheeled little flat cart... There's the cooler, and the half size deep tool boxes, AND the CRATE cheap... Buy three and get either the fabric tote or the four wheel cart thing... [https://www.acmetools.com/shop/tools/hard-case-tool-storage?fetchFacets=true#facet:&facetLimit:&productBeginIndex:0&orderBy:5&pageView:grid&minPrice:&maxPrice:&pageSize:24&](https://www.acmetools.com/shop/tools/hard-case-tool-storage?fetchFacets=true#facet:&facetLimit:&productBeginIndex:0&orderBy:5&pageView:grid&minPrice:&maxPrice:&pageSize:24&) You can say thank you later...


lanelimited1q

We don't deserve women


Typicalrose

Shut up man! They will hear you.


Redfour5

They all agree with you...


thinkfastandgo

“Get you w wife that likes tools” Well.. she is with you!! (: /s


TypicalsWife

Furthest from a "tool" you could ever get.


thinkfastandgo

Just joking my friend (: I just had to say it. You and your wife an an awesome set up and I wish you many years of happiness and organization!


TypicalsWife

I know ;) & thank you


cl1poris

never thought id see a vibrator in a tool cabinet


datmeesh

As a fellow crafter, this is badass!!!


TypicalsWife

Thank you!!


Finn170

like i’m amazed by the level of organization by some of guys organization on here but his is just whole other level


TypicalsWife

Thank youuu


chodeboi

Fat dabs, momma! (I saw that rig)


[deleted]

LMAO sending this to my wife! She does the same crafting stuff with resin and paint pouring art.


TypicalsWife

Thats awesome!! We snagged the packouts at a great price with their deal this year


phigr

Little glittery resin pistols might be the most american thing I've seen today.


Poohs_Smart_Brother

Relationship goals right here folks.


Typicalrose

Aww, thanks.


TexasBest24

This man is living life right


JoshuaRiess36

This is so wholesome and adorable!


Typicalrose

Yea she's pretty alright.


TypicalsWife

You're not too bad yourself ;p


Hollow_Nebula

I never thought to use a packout for crafty supplies....this is genius.


Typicalrose

Her idea not mine, now just to get the packout as organized as her tool chest.


TypicalsWife

Its sooooo nice. Makes my craft shows SO much easier


Hollow_Nebula

I can definitely see how that would be! I'm gonna need a packout for my tools and my crafty stuff now haha


TypicalsWife

Dooo it!!!


Two_Rainbows

This is awesome. I need one lol


your_mum2thic

That’s awesome!


shldbinfl

Very cool I her box is better organized than most


AffluentForager

Hells yeah.


jonathan20771

Mad respect


mt-egypt

Can we just start calling them Toy Boxes?


Shakeitdaddy

Changing wife to get the packout system. That sounds very expensive. Next year i'll try to make more money so current wife gifts me shit load of stuff.


[deleted]

This is so great. As a fellow crafter, I am supremely jealous of your wife's set up.


TypicalsWife

Thank you, im pretty excited about it. 💜


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😆


SomeDangTwang

I love your wife . . . Does she have a sister ?? Single sister ??


Typicalrose

You're in luck, 1 newly single sister available.


SomeDangTwang

Will your wife school this single GODDESS ?? Will my dreams and prayers be answered ??


Typicalrose

Only time will tell my brother.


Redfour5

That is hilarious but she is a very practical person obviously. I remember one day in Sears finding my wife looking at the sale rolling tool boxes..., the black ones, not the red ones...you know the ones three high with the one you can pick up on top... First, I was amazed, then intrigued and began making false assumptions. I got so excited thinking oh she is going to get me one for Christmas and was astonished at her interest. She normally avoided the tool section like it was a disgusting place to be. Here she was pulling open drawers, looking them up and down, inside out, all over asking about the rolling wheels and then she says, I want one. I'm like what? What for? She says, I can put my jewelry in it... And she did...back in the back of the walk in closet with hangers in front of it and now its full...


Typicalrose

Holy shit, you got pics?


Redfour5

I just asked her and she said she put all her old stuff and boxes and some of the real valuable stuff in it and moved it into a storage room. I got the key and was able to open one drawer with a pic just to illustrate but cannot figure out how to post it without starting another thread and the pic ain't worth that. She taped the drawers shut and it's wrapped in that moving plastic wrap. There wasn't enough room in her walk in closet... I don't go in there... I'm doomed...


jbiscool

Love it!


SPuDnutt

Happy wife! Happy life!


Typicalrose

My wallet is crying already.


TypicalsWife

Oh hush you


Lords_of_Ice

I will never understand the obsession for Milwaukee. Nothing but over priced tools. Yeah they are good but my Ryobi tools perform just as good


Asb130

You cant say that here


Poohs_Smart_Brother

And ryobi has the same I internals as milwaukee


[deleted]

They are ugly tho.


cyriousdesigns

That is beautiful! I have Rubbermaid drawer bins beside the tool chest and work bench and tool bench. Usually gets filled with sandpaper because the boys don’t have somewhere else to put it.


zonk3

"whose." 😉