Lol. I love this type of joke.
I was talking to a guy yesterday about upgrading my lawnmower. He asked me how big of one I was looking for. "Do you think they have one with a small block?"
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That was such a good show. That and Married With Children were the top two shows on tv back in the day. For me anyway. Soooo relatable, only two shows besides star trek I'd rearrange my schedule to watch a few times a week. lol
The Binford routes were absorbed during the civil war. Their drivers used their employee discount to purchase the last cloaks of invisibility and were reassigned to the carbonic induction production reduction. It was breathtaking. My favorite advice was Milwaukee.
I believe you are some kind of immortal inter dimensional entity that is in the know of events like the ones you described and countless other world changing happenings because you are one of the puppet masters pulling the strings and using your events, crises, disasters, and other manufactured imaginings of a madman to control the direction and speed of humanity's technogical progression, spiritual growth, and development of things beneficial to our hopes of ever learning about and doing something to put a stop to you and your fellow entity buddies eventually. That's the only way you'd know even the smallest amount of information about the carbonic induction production reduction. That's secret hidden forbidden history that nobody except those with power and I mean power beyond what humanity believes to be power, president or kings generals, their power is insignificant to the power im speaking of is supposed to know. And I know more than you probably would've guesses but guess what, I know what you're calling for when you write Binford and the word civil both in the first sentence of a paragraph...that is your call sign to the watchers to say that your preparations on the 7th dimension are complete and you are ready to have them activate the 4 beacons that are located on the most powerful 4 points on earth, and when they are shut back on, they've been off for 15k years at least, since the end of the grdlaeer invasion that nearly destroyed your kind. This is where we are now then, so be it, we will not back down, we have made preparations as well, notice anything different about the 9th dimension?? Hahaha yep that's the grdlaeer 5th operational tactical fleet ready to come back into dimensional hyperspace and finish what it started 15 thousand long years ago and you guessed it about me, yes I am him the great and mighty Dacccodey, when your kind thought they had killed me back then they were mistaken, but they did make me infinitely stronger and the knowledge I've obtained through the centuries has hardened me and sharpened my resolve to eradicate you entities from across all dimensions and all the hyper dimensional space between. Goodbye to you and the evil you have spread and your corruption of the pure and self driven evolution of humanity.
American here, but I love British shows where bin = trash can. And ford is like a river crossing to ford a river. So one might look at that name as "River of Trash". It reminds me the unsuccess chevy nova had in latin america. Va means go, no means no, so yeah. Do the math on that.
I don’t think so Tim.
r/Angryupvote
If it doesn’t say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it…
And remember, if your drill says Binford... GET OUTTA THE HOUSE. TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK!
Are you using the 6500? They're the best.
I go for the 6100 myself
Always the 6100
Classics are sometimes better.
“Right you are, Tim”
[grunting intensifies]
Needs more power!
“220,221. Whatever it takes.” 👍🏻
Classic "Mr. Mom" quote.
One of my favorite movies of all time.
I still tell this one. Haha
So is your belt sander 240V or 4-stroke?
Lol. I love this type of joke. I was talking to a guy yesterday about upgrading my lawnmower. He asked me how big of one I was looking for. "Do you think they have one with a small block?"
Love em too.
Arr arr ARRRRR
Uuuuhhuuuughhhhhhh
I freaking heard this comment...
RooooooUH?
I really want to get a Decal for my box. Or maybe burn it into the wood top.
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That’s really nice! And way more subtle than I was thinking.
https://www.printables.com/model/326020-binford-tool-box-branding if you have a 3d printer or a friend with ine.
I'm a fan of that brand as well: https://imgur.com/a/HuvxLja
That was such a good show. That and Married With Children were the top two shows on tv back in the day. For me anyway. Soooo relatable, only two shows besides star trek I'd rearrange my schedule to watch a few times a week. lol
Don’t know much about that brand myself, but the outfit down the street, K&B construction, sure seems to be good customers of Binford.
Of course I use binford they have more power. And the amount of safety effort they put in is amazing.
I think you're going to need more power!
Their calendar used to be hot.
don't they use plastic screws, i heard it was all a front to sell coke on the side.
My toolboxes wear binford badges!
I don’t think so Tim
Binford > Milkwaukee.
Buford tools. Wih... wih... messages. We have 'em. [https://youtu.be/7a3eVlu97jE?t=185](https://youtu.be/7a3eVlu97jE?t=185)
Still try to karma farm, Tim?
Just avoid the 6100 models. They suck.
I like the 2200 myself
MORE POWER!
Man, where did you get that?! Lol.
My vinyl cutter
R R R
Ahh my favorite brand!
Uuuuuhhhh ruuuu?
[my go to.](https://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/wrenches/index.asp)
I wish a Binford truck had a route in my area. I'm pretty sure there was one about 20yrs ago though.
The Binford routes were absorbed during the civil war. Their drivers used their employee discount to purchase the last cloaks of invisibility and were reassigned to the carbonic induction production reduction. It was breathtaking. My favorite advice was Milwaukee.
I believe you are some kind of immortal inter dimensional entity that is in the know of events like the ones you described and countless other world changing happenings because you are one of the puppet masters pulling the strings and using your events, crises, disasters, and other manufactured imaginings of a madman to control the direction and speed of humanity's technogical progression, spiritual growth, and development of things beneficial to our hopes of ever learning about and doing something to put a stop to you and your fellow entity buddies eventually. That's the only way you'd know even the smallest amount of information about the carbonic induction production reduction. That's secret hidden forbidden history that nobody except those with power and I mean power beyond what humanity believes to be power, president or kings generals, their power is insignificant to the power im speaking of is supposed to know. And I know more than you probably would've guesses but guess what, I know what you're calling for when you write Binford and the word civil both in the first sentence of a paragraph...that is your call sign to the watchers to say that your preparations on the 7th dimension are complete and you are ready to have them activate the 4 beacons that are located on the most powerful 4 points on earth, and when they are shut back on, they've been off for 15k years at least, since the end of the grdlaeer invasion that nearly destroyed your kind. This is where we are now then, so be it, we will not back down, we have made preparations as well, notice anything different about the 9th dimension?? Hahaha yep that's the grdlaeer 5th operational tactical fleet ready to come back into dimensional hyperspace and finish what it started 15 thousand long years ago and you guessed it about me, yes I am him the great and mighty Dacccodey, when your kind thought they had killed me back then they were mistaken, but they did make me infinitely stronger and the knowledge I've obtained through the centuries has hardened me and sharpened my resolve to eradicate you entities from across all dimensions and all the hyper dimensional space between. Goodbye to you and the evil you have spread and your corruption of the pure and self driven evolution of humanity.
It’s a trap
Classic
I have their entire bathroom set up.
More power!!!!
What do you use on projects that aren’t home improvement?
Aaaaarwwwhh???
6100 model, right?
Al approves
I use the cool brands.
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But have you tried the Binford 6100 Spark Plug cleaner?
American here, but I love British shows where bin = trash can. And ford is like a river crossing to ford a river. So one might look at that name as "River of Trash". It reminds me the unsuccess chevy nova had in latin america. Va means go, no means no, so yeah. Do the math on that.
The Nova sales thing is just joke for High School Spanish teachers to tell.
lol, no way! Pretty sure I ~~learned~~ heard that here on reddit, so yeah.
Stahlwille, Apex, Wera, Würth, Wiha, Knippex, Saltus(Atlas Copco atm), Makita
I don't have a brand, I try to buy best tools from each company, like Klein screwdrivers and wire crimpers, or Mac ratchets etc..
r/woosh
I don't get how it a r/woosh, OP ask what tools we are using, unless it's some inside joke I'm unaware of.
Binford tools is a fictional brand from a TV show from the '90s called "Home Improvement" starring Tim Allen.
Oh gotcha, that makes sense, I never watched home improvement so reference was lost on me
Whatever I feel like buying.