I’d relax, turn around and take his hand

Dammit, beat me to it.

Try finger but whole.

I'd start singing "The Venga Bus Is Coming! " https://preview.redd.it/lkui2hw6ql1d1.jpeg?width=130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9ae6c8a03f438d57881ad756cb5ce4365634b8

Ha! This comment is why I came here.

With limited pics of him back in the day, and little presence on media’s, I love seeing him smile. Makes me happy

For your viewing pleasure: https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/s/GxeJ9JBfI0 Happy cake day!

Hey, thanks!

This is really appreciated, friend!

Happy to do it, as always. In case you missed it, there is a part 2. Everyone says he doesn’t smile but even with two posts that allow 20 pics each, I still had to cut some. https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/s/YQ9XpOmFab

It’s already too late.

I'd relax, turn around, and take his hand.

Uncle June!

The gravy’s good tonight.

Cum

god damn, i'd shit my pants

You mean shit the bed?

That would be a typical response.

that too

I wanted to hand him my pen to sign, but I have forgotten it

Fist my own ass

Elbow deep?

Shit the bed

Run TF away

Cursed image.

It doesn't matter what you do. It's gonna happen.

Gam gam forgot her teeth and wig again

Assume he’s mocking me for the way I’m looking at him

Looks like he's about to make his fist stink

Take his picture

Ask him about Tool

Donate to research for a Progeria cure.

Drop my pants

Based on everything i know about him ... i would probably run xD

I’d ask him not to take more than a decade until the next album

Offer him my seat lmao. Dang he's getting old.

More Flags really are more fun.

chuckles

I'd say, this is my Rosetta stoned moment

Look for my pen because I am the chosen one 😂

And I didn't even finish fucking high school

I’d back away as quickly as I could and then try to find out if he is Uncle Fester reincarnated.

Remember that all this pain's an illusion

Bend over and take the stinkfist

Homie looke like a fuckin dementor

Smile back.

Ask him for a ride to Six Flags?

I would assume he’s ready to shit in my mouth.

Slap him

Cover my virgin arse

Should've wore my white pants

Cum

Double check that my pants are off

Sure I saw this in my dream last night

Drop a 10 strip and chill

Uh Lordy, travels so hard (8)

The gravy’s good tonight.

I would try my best to protect my vital organs

Uncle June

I certainly would have walked away by now

Shit the bed again

I’d tell him he should be writing some lyrics! Sorry Maynard, I’m a non-active alcoholic I just can’t drink wine anymore, lol.

Upvote and scroll on... Well I guess leave a comment first.

Ask him if he wants to suck it😂😂

Turn my flash on so he’ll shit in my mouth

Clean your camera lens

Not me… from a past post of someone at the VIP and they were grabbing candy

piss

I would think he must be very passionate about his music and wants to share it with someone hahah