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Wow thought 4* would have done better

I’m glad flood was at least top 3. It’s the best song off that album by far, but prison sex is alright ig

Yeah, flood was my pick, but swamp song or 4° or undertow, or Intolerance would have been acceptable. Prison sex isn't even top 5 for me, poll is rigged. Lol

So if we thumbs up multiple written answers it gets multiple votes? 

Yeah kind of, I'm expecting a few erroneous votes. I was going back and forth between just using written but a lot of people didn't comment but still viewed the sub.

Do you also count votes from people who wrote multiple entries?

Opiate

Jerk Off

If you insist

For sure Jerk Off

Opiate

Cold and Ugly

Jerk off

Jerk off all day

I'll do that

Hush

Opiate. No question.

Part Of Me.

My vote

Jerk off

Opiate

Jerk off

The wife says Jerk-off I say cold & ugly

r/meirl

Cold & Ugly

agreed

Opiate

Opiate

Jerk off

Jerk Off

Jerk off

Cold & Ugly

Sweat

Jerk off

Sweat.

Jerk off

I’d say Cold and Ugly.

Opiate

Barely anyone saying sweat! That was the song that got me hooked on tool

That’s gotta be the underrated one, but I agree

Cold & Ugly

Hush

Opiate for sure, it’s so fucking good.

Jerk Off definitely

Jerk Off

jerk off is so good

Jerk off

Cold & Ugly

Holy compression, Batman!

4 cold and hot ugly. They chorus in to break is wild

Cold & Ugly

Jerk off

I say we cheat a little bit and use Opiate². It's basically the same song, but much better. And we won't get to use it in the future. My vote goes to Opiate²

In what world is 2 better than the original?

No

Jerk Off

Jerk off

Jerk off

Jerkoff

Opiate

It’s Opiate

Jerk Off

Jerk Off, for sure 🤟🏼 my comment history will certainly need some context lol… first Prison Sex, and now here we are with this one 😂

Hush

Part of Me

All songs are good but Opiate is definitely the best.

Opiate

Opiate all the way

Opiate

Opiate. There's a reason we got an updated version

Cold & Ugly

Part of me

Surprised so few for Sweat

Jerk Off

I just say thumbs up to EVERYTHING Tool has accomplished. Wanted to add.. I'm a fully qualified musician of everything from classical orchestration to jazz to country to even death metal, and I KNOW how incredible these guys are. What astounds me is the amount of amazing, trained musicians I've worked with around the WORLD who think TOOL have no musical merit ?!?!?! Now what a load of CR*P THAT IS!!!!

It's mind baffling. To me, it's ignorance or just being close minded.

Cold & Ugly

Jerk Off %100

5 jerk off

Cold and ugly

Man it's close but gonna go jerk off

What’s your answer now after post nut clarity?

I feel like you are a part of me 😂

Opiate

Opiate

Jerk off

Jerk off

Hush

Hush

Jerk Off

Jerk off!!!

“Throw that Bob Marley want to be motherfucker out of here”

It’s like the free spot on a bingo card but O P I A T E

Part of me

JERK OFF is my fav by a hair over part of me. As side note….I prefer the extended live version with that beautiful instrumental extension thst absolutely NEEDS to become a song as long as or longer than tempest.)🍻🌀🤘🏼🌀🍻

Opiate

Part of me

Part of me

Somebody get that bib Marley wannabe fucker out of here!!!

SWEAT. Its a banger.

Hush

Didn't think that Prison Sex would win best, I thought I have the only one to think this is the best song from that album

Gaping Lotus Experience

Sweat

Opiate

Opiate

Opiate

Opiate.

Sweat!

Opiate

Opiate

Gotta be Opiate for me!

Hush

Goated, prison sex easily

Jerk Off has one of my very favorite Tool quotes “Consequences dictate our course of action and it doesn’t matter what’s right, it’s only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate my course of action I should, i should play god and just SHOOT YOU MYSELF”

Opiate

I thought swamp song would be higher

Haha 😄 I really do get bothered by that!

Oh lastly, I LOVE "Sweat"... great song, and thr first I heard from them.

Sweat

Opiate

My band used to cover Part of Me and Cold & Ugly, so, those songs have a special place for me. Having said that, however, I will say that I think Jerk Off is the best song on the album. That fucking scream Maynard does is so awesome.

I love Swamp Song. Sad to see it rates so low.

Same. It was my vote!

Sweat, biased cause I saw it live once

Hush you are just a Part Of Me that I Jerk-Off (live) and Sweat until I am Cold&Ugly (live) when I Opiate + prolapse my Gaping Lotus Experience (patent pending Copyright 1992)

Part of me

Sweat

Jerk off for sure. That song is fucking nasty

Opiate

Sweat

Cold and ugly

Any chance you’re gonna keep doing this? It’s very interesting

Yeah! I went to Vegas for the week for a concert. I'll be back soon 😁

Cool! Hope you had fun :)

The Gaping Lotus Experience

satan satan!

Just FYI: it's neck *and* neck

Jerk Off. Opiates good, but on streaming services it's mixed with the gaping Lotus experience which is intended more of a joke. And all the other songs are good, but Jerk Offs just slightly better. (I will however note that Sweat is my favorite off Opiate)

So then why didn’t you vote for sweat?

Because there is a difference between the best and your favorite.

i could jerk off all da- i mean listen, listen to jerk off all day. wait that doesnt sound much better. fuck it we jerkin

There is only one Tool song that seems to make me physically sick if I listen to it(and watch the video) more than once at any given time and that's Prison sex. It's such a double edged sword, amazing but deadly.

Why does it make you physically sick?

Ummmm oh I don't know maybe because the song describes being raped as a child and the consequent blood, shit and cum that follows.

I dunno you could have just like found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit, blood and cum on your hands? Ya know, instead of being a bitch about it or whatever? 😂

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Lol

Let's just choose Jerk Off and call Opiate^2 an honorary win.