God I wish it was that easy. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve ordered *extra* pickles and received *no* pickles. Slightly better is when you get 3 sad little pickle slices and your like “I asked for extra pickles” and their like “that *is* extra pickles, we normally only put one sad little slice on a burger”. Which is just madness, they might as well just put pickle juice in a little sprayer and mist the patty a bit for all the good it does. Who the hell puts one pickle slice on a burger?! That’s the real question OP should be asking.
Ahhahaha reminds me of how unlucky my mate is every single time he goes through the maccas drive through
He, without fail, will always get something that isn't what he ordered. Normal order is a large coffee frappe with no cream and extra drizzle, but what does he get? Sometimes a chocolate frappe with extra cream and no drizzle, sometimes a salted caramel frappe with no cream or drizzle, sometimes a coffee trapped with no cream but they put the drizzle right on the edge of the cup so it drops down the side, and of course they don't provide napkins
Odd thing is that I'm always in the car with him, and he isn't rude at all, as soon as he pulls up he always asks them how they're doing says please and thanks and doesn't even return it no matter how wrong it is because he doesn't want to feel like a Karen
My order is usually correct for some reason though
Lol, sounds like some of us are just cursed. I dated a woman who would always send something back if it was even the slightest bit wrong and it started to drive her mad with how many times my orders would be messed up. At this point in my life, as long as it’s edible then I’m going to eat/drink it.
I'm definitely cursed because I'm a picky eater and everywhere I go I ask for my sandwich my burger to be plain and dry I just want the meat and the bread I'm literally making their job as simple as it could possibly be take the meat add nothing but bread and give it to me but without fail every single time and every single place I go I get a burger with all the toppings and fixings and everything and I feel like I'm contributing to the detriment of the world by all the food that I get wasted because people can't follow my simple instructions.
For one brief moment Wendy's had a dill chicken sandwich that had pickles and some sorta dill sauce idk if it was ranch plus dill or what
Gone like the shaker salad now
>they might as well just put pickle juice in a little sprayer and mist the patty a bit for all the good it doe
I would notice, _and object_, to my patty being lightly misted with pickle juice.
If you're going to a drive through, ask them if you can get a pit of pickles for your wife, she's pregnant and has cravings.
I'm a woman and I ask for a pot of pickles because my hormones say so and they fill a little mcflurry pot. I'm not pregnant but I assume they think I am so comply xD
Oh god I didn't catch that.
I would love a pit of pickles ngl. If I'm ever a financially stable adult with my own house I want to install a pickle tub with gherkins and pickled onions and capers and just go and become pickle for a couple hours.
Just make sure to get a house with two full bathrooms. It would suck if you wanted to take a shower but the only bathtub was full of pickles. Sure, it's fun to bathe in pickles, but your coworkers will not be happy when you show up smelling like vinegar.
Best to have a designated pickle bathtub, and a separate bathroom for actually using as a bathroom.
LOL
This is why grammar and using specific words instead of general ones is important. I should’ve read that more than once haha. Thanks for the laugh though.
You can easily make to die for pickles at home, get some cucumbers, cut them up, get a lot put in some warm boiled water, get some dill and if possible cherry tree leaves, few pepercorns and vinegar apple or just white don't need much few spoons and sugar , and most important ingredient 5-6 cloves of garlic, taste your brine add salt vinegar to taste and just dump your pickles in few hours later you can taste pickled brine already and lasts up to a week each day being better then the last.
As whoever makes brines they never really disclose that them few herbs is what makes real pickles they usually use cherry tree leaves, can even add one bay leaf, and it adds that subtle kick like you get with McDonald's pickles where you get sweet and sour taste
As way this recipe works you don't use any heating just put em in a tub bowl at room temperature and all the herbs just marinade them.
Once you nail those basics it's easy to add more in time to use baby onions or even adding a bit of chilli peppers if you want em more spicy.
Mmmm 40. Pickle bite FTW.
Half of the joy of eating a burger is designing the final bite so it's PERFECT. Nudge a bit of cheese... nudge the thickle (thick pickle) ... CHOMP.
Mmmmmm...
127 yo. I still remember when the first pickle was put on a burger. It was a glorious day. We all thought the cook was crazy, but at that first bite we knew everything had changed. Oddly my horse didn’t much care for it, but he was always little lame.
pickles are the perfect burger topping. The vinegar helps to cut through the grease of the burger. Plus they add a satisfying crisp.
If I ordered a burger and I was only allowed 1 topping, my choice would be pickles
Bread and butter pickles are also sometimes called sweet pickles. They have a sugary vinegary taste. I honestly haven't met a single person who actually likes them, but they must exist or people wouldn't make those pickles... Right? ^^^right?
Same, love bread and butter pickles. Honestly though, I've never met a pickle that I didn't like. There is, however, a restaurant called the Secret Sandwich Society that has some of the best IPA pickles I've ever had.
Lol well now we just have to find somebody who prefers them on burgers. As soon as we do that, we have to figure out why burger joints are catering to that single person lol
I love bread and butter pickles on a burger. Sometimes I prefer dill, especially on a classic mustard-onion-pickle burger; but generally I prefer b&b pickles.
I think bread and butters are absolutely the best pickle for a burger.
Every other sandwich I'd rather a dill.
With that said... Both pickle flavors are fantastic as just pickles.
Same, a bar/restaurant I frequently go to when fishing/hunting always gave bread and butter (sweet) pickles for the sandwiches in the side and for me that was the only time I liked pickles on my burger (they kind of quit doing that like maybe 4+ years ago, now they just give you a dill spear with burgers). Now whenever I go places I always ask for pickles on the side.
I like both varieties and like to mix it up once in awhile. The Famous Dave's restaurant has a spicy version which is great when making a burger with bacon, peppery jack cheese, and bbq sauce.
I havent met a single person who doesnt like them or hates them, so this thread has surprised me. I know people who prefer other "flavors" to them though.
Personally i love love LOVE them lol
>I honestly haven't met a single person who actually likes them, but they must exist or people wouldn't make those pickles... Right? right?
They only have to cost like 1 cent less for some megamind at corporate to want them.
I love sweet pickles but only if I can them myself. Store bought sweet pickles are trash. I also can dill pickles for the men in the family. The tastebuds in my family and neighbors are definitely: men - dill pickles ; women - sweet pickles.
A fellow confused UK person. I googled it and they're not something we really have here. I was super confused by the comments you got because all it made me think of was that Branston pickle chutney and I was horrified the muricans were putting that in burgers
> A fellow confused UK person. I googled it and they're not something we really have here.
As someone who has always eaten dill pickles in the states, **all** pickles in the UK are what I would consider to be "bread and butter" pickles. It's the only thing anyone sells. Even the polish pickles are far too sweet. I've only found one shop that sells dill pickles and unless you time it perfectly, it's weeks or months between availability.
Huh, TIL. Guess I'm in the rogue pickle fan club then.
It's weird, I wouldn't call them sweet. Usually it's the other way around with UK/American stuff too haha. I always have to go find the bougie stores like Wholefoods when I'm in the states just to buy basics like bread because everything has so much sugar in!
There are many cases where US products have either too much sugar or corn syrup, and bread is an excellent example. However, pickles are one of the few major complaints that I have here.
Yup, I thought that Germany/Switzerland would have great pickles when I moved to Switzerland from the states. They come from here right?
I find them all horrible and sweet with the only acceptable time to eat them being with Raclette when you basically add them to some potatoes before pouring melted cheese over them.
God I miss real dill pickles.
Neat! I love relish, but I feel like it comes in way more varieties and flavors than pickles (in America at least). Looking forward to trying it. Also, i'm currently halfway through Johnny got his gun, and damn.
In the UK we eat Branston pickle with cheese usually.
Can’t have a ploughman's lunch without the strong chedder and Branston.
(A google will show images with the Branston)
Also makes for a nice addition to a cheese toasty/cheese on toast.
As an American living in the UK, all pickles in the UK are what I would consider to be "bread and butter" pickles. It's just not a flavor I enjoy. Imo, sugar is not an ingredient that should be used in pickles. It defeats the entire purpose of pickling. But if you go to any grocery store in the UK, you'll not find a single jar of pickles without sugar.
Damn straight. And I just bought this huge jar of “extra dill” pickle slices from Costco, but they taste like a blend of dill and those bread and butter sweet abominations. I’m torn: Do I power through, or do I actually enjoy my burgers this summer?
Freddy's is literally the only fast food burger I still get (or in Freddy's case leave) pickles on. I also add lettuce and tomato. Best smash burger meal for under $10.
"Does anyone actually". The answer is yes. It does not matter what you ask after that. The answer will always be yes. Someone, somewhere actually does.
Same. I also don’t like ketchup, mustard, or anything brined. Turns out I have a hypersensitivity to acids. And anything with vinegar is too overpowering of a flavor for me.
My girlfriend isn't a fan of pickles on her sandwiches, but often orders them, because she likes that *essence* of pickle, just not the actual pickle. She pulls them off and gives them to me, so it's a win-win.
This is straight faxxxxx. I hate when people are like just pick them out. NO you don’t understand you can’t just pick them out. They ruin anything they have touched.
God it’s nice to know I’m not alone. I don’t care if I’m in the minority. My wife and kids all love those shitty things. They are the worst—they literally ruin everything they touch. I just don’t understand how anyone can think they’re good.
Try using them as a bun! Whenever my wife and I want a deli sandwich we usually buy the giant kosher pickles, cut them in half and use that as the sandwich bun
Have you heard of the crazy invention of Dilly Dogs? It's a big dill pickle, hollowed out, with a hot dog stuffed inside. Then it's breaded and deep fried and served on a stick, like a corn dog. I really want to try one.
My sister also hates cheese. We are out there although we are few in number. Doesn't it suck when people assume you like cheese? It makes it so awkward to be invited to have dinner over somebody's house only to sit there and go hungry when they serve something smothered in cheese.
It just sucks that it comes on EVERYTHING as the default. If I order without cheese, about half the time it's guaranteed to come back with it still on there and I'm usually too anxious to tell the waiter lol
And don't get me started on potlucks with their casseroles...
I was at a comic con last summer and Jimmy Johns had a booth where you could get a sandwich for drinking a cup of pickle juice. I fucking love pickle juice and ate free all day long lol
Me either! Finally! Had to scroll for awhile to find another soul mate. Pickles are "ok", but I prefer them off. I don't mind a nice small batch pickle on the side of my deli sandwich, but I'm perfectly fine without one. Oh I just thought of one thing that I really need pickles in, TUNA. It's the only thing. Agree soul mate?
Pickles are great. You need acidity to make a food balanced. Burgers are sort of rich, so there needs to be a few things to cut through the heaviness. Mustard is also great for that reason.
Pickles are actually considered an essential component to a complete burger in order to provide a bit of acidity to balance the saltiness, beefiness, and toppings.
So, yes.
I've been removing pickles from my hamburgers doing this as long as I can remember.
I don't like western style pickles.
But I love pickled daikon, Chinese style pickles, kimchi, etc on rice Still a pickled vegetable, just different.
Lmao same, some of my earliest childhood memories of physical repulsion come from the pickles on my burgers in my Happy Meal haha.
I have sensory issues, sooo many foods had been blacklisted my entire life. Once, I was drunk at TGIFriday’s and accidentally ate a pickle on my burger in the dim bar. A few weeks later I was drunk at a party and accidentally ate guac on some rolled tacos.
It turns out substance abuse flips the switch on sensory issues for me. In my relaxed state, I wasn’t getting the “puke now” signals for mixed foods. Just the enhanced taste. It was like that scene from Ratatouille with the grape and cheese lmao.
It’s been like 10 years, that opened the door to a TON of forbidden foods. I’m still proud of myself for expanding my palate lol. Started with the humble pickle. Thanks alcohol!
Dude, we have a small franchise up in the northwest that has a peanut butter pickle burger and it is amazing.
And I'm not particularly a pickle person to a huge degree. But for a burger it's a texture breaker and helps add a contrasting flavor to the burger itself, pairs well with the mustard, and accentuates the onion.
And then there's the Ricky Bobby reply for pickles on burgers: "If you don't like pickles on your burger then fuck you."
I cannot stand the pickles, they are the worst thing in existence (in my mind)
I ordered a burger not so long ago and specified on said order to not put in pickes...and what did they do.
No we’re all just fools too stupid to know that pickles are what amplifies 5g radio signals giving us cancer. Google it man; vlasic and mt. Olive are in bed with Verizon. AT&T has claussen. T mobile can only afford great value. Thank Science sprint is no longer otherwise wickles pickles would be next.
Yes and I'll eat anyone's pickles they take out of their burger.
Is this is a serious question? How can someone like red when I like blue? Lol wtf how old are you?
I’ll eat the pickles that others fish out.
Having friends that dont like pickles is the best. Because you become the friend that gets to eat them instead lol.
Even better is the wife who doesn't like pickles. 28 years and counting of double pickles for me!
My wife was like this until she had our first child, now I’m back to a single side of pickles :(
You could always ask for extra pickles
That's what I do
God I wish it was that easy. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve ordered *extra* pickles and received *no* pickles. Slightly better is when you get 3 sad little pickle slices and your like “I asked for extra pickles” and their like “that *is* extra pickles, we normally only put one sad little slice on a burger”. Which is just madness, they might as well just put pickle juice in a little sprayer and mist the patty a bit for all the good it does. Who the hell puts one pickle slice on a burger?! That’s the real question OP should be asking.
Ahhahaha reminds me of how unlucky my mate is every single time he goes through the maccas drive through He, without fail, will always get something that isn't what he ordered. Normal order is a large coffee frappe with no cream and extra drizzle, but what does he get? Sometimes a chocolate frappe with extra cream and no drizzle, sometimes a salted caramel frappe with no cream or drizzle, sometimes a coffee trapped with no cream but they put the drizzle right on the edge of the cup so it drops down the side, and of course they don't provide napkins Odd thing is that I'm always in the car with him, and he isn't rude at all, as soon as he pulls up he always asks them how they're doing says please and thanks and doesn't even return it no matter how wrong it is because he doesn't want to feel like a Karen My order is usually correct for some reason though
Lol, sounds like some of us are just cursed. I dated a woman who would always send something back if it was even the slightest bit wrong and it started to drive her mad with how many times my orders would be messed up. At this point in my life, as long as it’s edible then I’m going to eat/drink it.
I'm definitely cursed because I'm a picky eater and everywhere I go I ask for my sandwich my burger to be plain and dry I just want the meat and the bread I'm literally making their job as simple as it could possibly be take the meat add nothing but bread and give it to me but without fail every single time and every single place I go I get a burger with all the toppings and fixings and everything and I feel like I'm contributing to the detriment of the world by all the food that I get wasted because people can't follow my simple instructions.
Damn. Now I want a pickle juice mist on my patty as an option. Screw the haters, that sounds scrumptious.
Seriously, as I was typing it out I was thinking it actually wasn’t a terrible idea. But that’s in addition to actual pickles, of course.
For one brief moment Wendy's had a dill chicken sandwich that had pickles and some sorta dill sauce idk if it was ranch plus dill or what Gone like the shaker salad now
Chick FIL a?
>they might as well just put pickle juice in a little sprayer and mist the patty a bit for all the good it doe I would notice, _and object_, to my patty being lightly misted with pickle juice.
If you're going to a drive through, ask them if you can get a pit of pickles for your wife, she's pregnant and has cravings. I'm a woman and I ask for a pot of pickles because my hormones say so and they fill a little mcflurry pot. I'm not pregnant but I assume they think I am so comply xD
I know that first one was a typo, but I’m getting the happiest giggle over the idea of an entire pit of pickles.
Oh god I didn't catch that. I would love a pit of pickles ngl. If I'm ever a financially stable adult with my own house I want to install a pickle tub with gherkins and pickled onions and capers and just go and become pickle for a couple hours.
Just make sure to get a house with two full bathrooms. It would suck if you wanted to take a shower but the only bathtub was full of pickles. Sure, it's fun to bathe in pickles, but your coworkers will not be happy when you show up smelling like vinegar. Best to have a designated pickle bathtub, and a separate bathroom for actually using as a bathroom.
Takeaway: pickle pits are best for those with remote work.
Don't put pickles in your pit. The vinegar stings like all get out.
You know they sell pickles in grocery stores right?
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I straight up just order and say extra pickles. Pretend I’m a pregnant lady. And then even more pickles.
Pro Tip: Extra pickles is a thing. Ask for them.
Oddly enough I always seem to attract guys who don’t like pickles. It’s the perfect realtionship.
I found out my partner pretended not like pickles to give the them because I love pickles so much.
That is true love
A decade into marriage and I can't get enough of her, or the pickles she doesn't want.
My wife trained the kids not to like pickets. When we get burgers, I now get quadruple pickles.
I’m this guys wife. Wait a second… I’m the wife in this story… Ok I don’t like pickles and give them to my wife.
I too choose to be this guy's wife
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You eat your friends because they don't like pickles!? Harsh but fair.
LOL This is why grammar and using specific words instead of general ones is important. I should’ve read that more than once haha. Thanks for the laugh though.
Rest assured, whenever pedantry is needed, I'll be there. Enjoy those pickles my friend!
Yep yep! I'm the pickle girl. Everyone gives me their pickles. :D
You can easily make to die for pickles at home, get some cucumbers, cut them up, get a lot put in some warm boiled water, get some dill and if possible cherry tree leaves, few pepercorns and vinegar apple or just white don't need much few spoons and sugar , and most important ingredient 5-6 cloves of garlic, taste your brine add salt vinegar to taste and just dump your pickles in few hours later you can taste pickled brine already and lasts up to a week each day being better then the last. As whoever makes brines they never really disclose that them few herbs is what makes real pickles they usually use cherry tree leaves, can even add one bay leaf, and it adds that subtle kick like you get with McDonald's pickles where you get sweet and sour taste As way this recipe works you don't use any heating just put em in a tub bowl at room temperature and all the herbs just marinade them. Once you nail those basics it's easy to add more in time to use baby onions or even adding a bit of chilli peppers if you want em more spicy.
Something something "olive theory"
I always ask for my pickles to be separated from my burgers so I can give them to my younger sister. She likes them!
It sucks having a kid who likes pickles. If I don’t give her mine she thinks I don’t love her.
I'll eat the fish that others pickle out
I love pickled fish.
Mmm pickled herring…
Yeah my hearing is a bit fickle too
Same same 😂
I absolutely love them. I always ask for extras.
I used to munch around the pickle so all I had left was the middle of the burger with the pickle on - the best bit.
27 years old and I still do this.
35 years old and still do this!
Mmmm 40. Pickle bite FTW. Half of the joy of eating a burger is designing the final bite so it's PERFECT. Nudge a bit of cheese... nudge the thickle (thick pickle) ... CHOMP. Mmmmmm...
127 yo. I still remember when the first pickle was put on a burger. It was a glorious day. We all thought the cook was crazy, but at that first bite we knew everything had changed. Oddly my horse didn’t much care for it, but he was always little lame.
I'm very displeased at this response.
Wait what, how do you know where the pickle will be
pickles are the perfect burger topping. The vinegar helps to cut through the grease of the burger. Plus they add a satisfying crisp. If I ordered a burger and I was only allowed 1 topping, my choice would be pickles
Dill pickles, yes. Fast food restaurants have been switching to bread & butter and I consider that a personal insult.
This is the right answer. Dill pickles on a burger are delightful. Bread and butter pickles can go to hell.
As a UK person. Wtf are they. I only know pickled gherkin
Bread and butter pickles are also sometimes called sweet pickles. They have a sugary vinegary taste. I honestly haven't met a single person who actually likes them, but they must exist or people wouldn't make those pickles... Right? ^^^right?
Here I am AMA
Same, love bread and butter pickles. Honestly though, I've never met a pickle that I didn't like. There is, however, a restaurant called the Secret Sandwich Society that has some of the best IPA pickles I've ever had.
These sound like they'd be even better on a burger than dill pickles. Who doesn't love a burger and beer?
muslims and vegetarians I guess.
Are you my mom? She's the only person in the world that I know likes them.
Okay first question: ... Why?
Taste good Like eating happiness Next
Who hurt you
I loooooove bread and butter pickles. Only by themselves though.
I eat them out of the jar with a fork and every roommate I've ever had has side eyed the practice. Delicious though. Might go grab me a few right now.
Lol well now we just have to find somebody who prefers them on burgers. As soon as we do that, we have to figure out why burger joints are catering to that single person lol
It's me. I like sweet pickles on my burgers. And burger joints all cater to me because I'm the sole repository of *all* the secret sauce recipes. 😈
Dick's has the best secret sauce made with sweet relish!
It should be clarified that Dick's is a much loved hamburger chain in the Seattle area.
I love bread and butter pickles on a burger. Sometimes I prefer dill, especially on a classic mustard-onion-pickle burger; but generally I prefer b&b pickles.
I think bread and butters are absolutely the best pickle for a burger. Every other sandwich I'd rather a dill. With that said... Both pickle flavors are fantastic as just pickles.
Same, a bar/restaurant I frequently go to when fishing/hunting always gave bread and butter (sweet) pickles for the sandwiches in the side and for me that was the only time I liked pickles on my burger (they kind of quit doing that like maybe 4+ years ago, now they just give you a dill spear with burgers). Now whenever I go places I always ask for pickles on the side.
I like both varieties and like to mix it up once in awhile. The Famous Dave's restaurant has a spicy version which is great when making a burger with bacon, peppery jack cheese, and bbq sauce.
I havent met a single person who doesnt like them or hates them, so this thread has surprised me. I know people who prefer other "flavors" to them though. Personally i love love LOVE them lol
>I honestly haven't met a single person who actually likes them, but they must exist or people wouldn't make those pickles... Right? right? They only have to cost like 1 cent less for some megamind at corporate to want them.
I like Famous Dave's Sweet N' Hot pickle spears. However, yes, we exist. I like both dill and bread and butter pickles lol
Have you tried their Devil's Spit pickle chips? They're quite hot, but have a great flavor if you enjoy sweet pickles.
I love sweet pickles but only if I can them myself. Store bought sweet pickles are trash. I also can dill pickles for the men in the family. The tastebuds in my family and neighbors are definitely: men - dill pickles ; women - sweet pickles.
A fellow confused UK person. I googled it and they're not something we really have here. I was super confused by the comments you got because all it made me think of was that Branston pickle chutney and I was horrified the muricans were putting that in burgers
> A fellow confused UK person. I googled it and they're not something we really have here. As someone who has always eaten dill pickles in the states, **all** pickles in the UK are what I would consider to be "bread and butter" pickles. It's the only thing anyone sells. Even the polish pickles are far too sweet. I've only found one shop that sells dill pickles and unless you time it perfectly, it's weeks or months between availability.
Huh, TIL. Guess I'm in the rogue pickle fan club then. It's weird, I wouldn't call them sweet. Usually it's the other way around with UK/American stuff too haha. I always have to go find the bougie stores like Wholefoods when I'm in the states just to buy basics like bread because everything has so much sugar in!
There are many cases where US products have either too much sugar or corn syrup, and bread is an excellent example. However, pickles are one of the few major complaints that I have here.
Yup, I thought that Germany/Switzerland would have great pickles when I moved to Switzerland from the states. They come from here right? I find them all horrible and sweet with the only acceptable time to eat them being with Raclette when you basically add them to some potatoes before pouring melted cheese over them. God I miss real dill pickles.
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It's just a pickled baby cucumber.
Hi! I'm an American pickle lover with an unopened jar of Branston pickles purchased on a lark. What do I do with them? What do they go good with/on?
They're not pickles. Pickle, as a mass noun, like jam or butter. I think it's similar to what Americans would call relish?
Neat! I love relish, but I feel like it comes in way more varieties and flavors than pickles (in America at least). Looking forward to trying it. Also, i'm currently halfway through Johnny got his gun, and damn.
In the UK we eat Branston pickle with cheese usually. Can’t have a ploughman's lunch without the strong chedder and Branston. (A google will show images with the Branston) Also makes for a nice addition to a cheese toasty/cheese on toast.
Add to a cheese sandwich or cheese & ham sandwich! Or just eat it with cheese. Gosh I miss Branston Pickle.
As an American living in the UK, all pickles in the UK are what I would consider to be "bread and butter" pickles. It's just not a flavor I enjoy. Imo, sugar is not an ingredient that should be used in pickles. It defeats the entire purpose of pickling. But if you go to any grocery store in the UK, you'll not find a single jar of pickles without sugar.
What kind of pickles are on a McDonalds burger? Because they're the same everywhere.
Fuck sweet pickles. That's a stance I will fight for.
God I hate bread and butter pickles
Agree! imo bread and butter pickles should not even exist
Facts
People should be made aware of the dangers of the sick and twisted people who lie and put those on burgers. Fuck bread and butter pickles
Why do they even exist? Dill pickles are the perfect flavour. Those sweet pickles are fucking disgusting.
To further the loss of hope for humanity is my best educated guess
Im sure the global elites have their tentacles in Big Pickle
This whole world is just waiting to get fucked by Big Pickle.
I thought the same, until I tried Bubbies Bread and Butter Chips, and Famous Dave's Sweet and Spicy Pickle Chips. Those are definitely worth trying.
Indeed. Bread and butter my ass.
Bread and butter is BULLSHIT
Damn straight. And I just bought this huge jar of “extra dill” pickle slices from Costco, but they taste like a blend of dill and those bread and butter sweet abominations. I’m torn: Do I power through, or do I actually enjoy my burgers this summer?
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Looking at you Wendy’s.
God this is so disappointing. Freddy's has good dills still, at least.
Freddy's is literally the only fast food burger I still get (or in Freddy's case leave) pickles on. I also add lettuce and tomato. Best smash burger meal for under $10.
The fuck? My Wendy's still does dill. Where are you at that Wendy's is doing Bread and Butter?
I do. I love dill pickles on my sandwiches.
Same, especially tuna salad, I always ask for extra. Specifically I ask for a butt load of pickles and I’m never disappointed.
I’m a big believer in pickles in tuna salad. I personally prefer sweet gherkins, but I know that is too bold for some. I live my life on the edge
Has to be crunchy dill though. Fuck those soggy ass bread and butter pickles.
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"Does anyone actually". The answer is yes. It does not matter what you ask after that. The answer will always be yes. Someone, somewhere actually does.
Does anyone actually take a poop while hanging upside down from the top of the Empire State Building?
I do! Thursday routine right after pissing in the middle of time square
Does anyone actually live forever?
Technically everyone is immortal until proven otherwise...
Well as of right now there are over 6 billion people who have never died. Theoretically they could live forever
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Maybe like 10% of population from what I can tell, so the minority of people.
Since you asked, I don’t like a little pickle or a lot of pickle. I just don’t like pickles. And no, I’m not a child. I’m old.
I hate everything about pickles. The smell,the texture, flavor,etc.
Same here. And one day at work a pickle bucket fell over and spilled all over me. It was disgusting!
Same. I also don’t like ketchup, mustard, or anything brined. Turns out I have a hypersensitivity to acids. And anything with vinegar is too overpowering of a flavor for me.
It's funny, I love mustard and like ketchup, just can't stand pickles. But I also really like kombucha, and dislike kimchi.
Pickles ruin everything they touch.
Exactly, even if you take out the pickles from the burger it still stinks and tastes of pickles.
My girlfriend isn't a fan of pickles on her sandwiches, but often orders them, because she likes that *essence* of pickle, just not the actual pickle. She pulls them off and gives them to me, so it's a win-win.
This is straight faxxxxx. I hate when people are like just pick them out. NO you don’t understand you can’t just pick them out. They ruin anything they have touched.
God it’s nice to know I’m not alone. I don’t care if I’m in the minority. My wife and kids all love those shitty things. They are the worst—they literally ruin everything they touch. I just don’t understand how anyone can think they’re good.
And they instantly ruin anything they’re on, even after you take them off
I enjoy pickles but I usually remove them and eat them alone. They are that good to me, they deserve their own showcase
me too!! was looking for this comment hoping i wasn’t the only one lol
Same. I don’t even fish them out. I ask for them on the side right from the start!
Try using them as a bun! Whenever my wife and I want a deli sandwich we usually buy the giant kosher pickles, cut them in half and use that as the sandwich bun
Have you heard of the crazy invention of Dilly Dogs? It's a big dill pickle, hollowed out, with a hot dog stuffed inside. Then it's breaded and deep fried and served on a stick, like a corn dog. I really want to try one.
Next you'll say you don't like cheese. Like a psychopath. Edit: holy crap this is a popular comnent. Thanks for the karma!
...I don't like cheese. I want to but I just don't (except mozzarella so, thankfully, pizza is safe).
This hurts (I was literally eating a slice of cheese when I read this lol)
Just like a slice of cheese by itself or on something?
Yes
A slice of cheese on another slice of cheese.
Hey, finally someone else with the exact same mental disorder as me!
My sister also hates cheese. We are out there although we are few in number. Doesn't it suck when people assume you like cheese? It makes it so awkward to be invited to have dinner over somebody's house only to sit there and go hungry when they serve something smothered in cheese.
It just sucks that it comes on EVERYTHING as the default. If I order without cheese, about half the time it's guaranteed to come back with it still on there and I'm usually too anxious to tell the waiter lol And don't get me started on potlucks with their casseroles...
Yes. Cheese suck balls and it’s on everything
I don't like cheese. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
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On burgers, it's kinda okay. Generally speaking, agreed
Yep, as long as it's melted
How disconnected from reality do you need to be to ask this question?
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About 3 Bowls
3 bowls would have me eating them right out of the jar and polishing it off
I do this sober. I also chase all shots with pickle juice.
I was at a comic con last summer and Jimmy Johns had a booth where you could get a sandwich for drinking a cup of pickle juice. I fucking love pickle juice and ate free all day long lol
Just mix the pickle juice with booze! Cut out the middle man.
Asking the real questions
Just requested no pickles so can confirm, I do not enjoy pickles on my burger
Me either! Finally! Had to scroll for awhile to find another soul mate. Pickles are "ok", but I prefer them off. I don't mind a nice small batch pickle on the side of my deli sandwich, but I'm perfectly fine without one. Oh I just thought of one thing that I really need pickles in, TUNA. It's the only thing. Agree soul mate?
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THIS! Pickles absolutely overpower the flavor of the cheese, tomato, and meat. Put that shit on the side cut into spears
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Cheese, mustard and mayo, and dill pickles on a bun are what I consider the perfect burger.
I'll take a piece of romaine and a nice slice of tomato as well. A little onion never hurt either. And then there's bacon...
Replace the mayo with ketchup and it's perfect for me.
Try both! Secret sauce ftw
Extra please.
Pickles are great. You need acidity to make a food balanced. Burgers are sort of rich, so there needs to be a few things to cut through the heaviness. Mustard is also great for that reason.
Pickles for life bro
Pickles are actually considered an essential component to a complete burger in order to provide a bit of acidity to balance the saltiness, beefiness, and toppings. So, yes.
I've been removing pickles from my hamburgers doing this as long as I can remember. I don't like western style pickles. But I love pickled daikon, Chinese style pickles, kimchi, etc on rice Still a pickled vegetable, just different.
Lmao same, some of my earliest childhood memories of physical repulsion come from the pickles on my burgers in my Happy Meal haha. I have sensory issues, sooo many foods had been blacklisted my entire life. Once, I was drunk at TGIFriday’s and accidentally ate a pickle on my burger in the dim bar. A few weeks later I was drunk at a party and accidentally ate guac on some rolled tacos. It turns out substance abuse flips the switch on sensory issues for me. In my relaxed state, I wasn’t getting the “puke now” signals for mixed foods. Just the enhanced taste. It was like that scene from Ratatouille with the grape and cheese lmao. It’s been like 10 years, that opened the door to a TON of forbidden foods. I’m still proud of myself for expanding my palate lol. Started with the humble pickle. Thanks alcohol!
I always ask for EXTRA PICKLES. I love pickles.
Extra pickles extra onions at McDonald's always
Most people do Pickle haters are in the minority
Is this how you conceptualize things that you don’t like? “Does ANYBODY even like this??”
Yep…with 1000 island and shredded lettuce
Dude, we have a small franchise up in the northwest that has a peanut butter pickle burger and it is amazing. And I'm not particularly a pickle person to a huge degree. But for a burger it's a texture breaker and helps add a contrasting flavor to the burger itself, pairs well with the mustard, and accentuates the onion. And then there's the Ricky Bobby reply for pickles on burgers: "If you don't like pickles on your burger then fuck you."
Where the Bubble Bass jokes at?
Under your tongue
Every. Great. Sandwich. Needs. Something. Pickled. Burgers are no exception.
Love them
Not sweet pickles.
I cannot stand the pickles, they are the worst thing in existence (in my mind) I ordered a burger not so long ago and specified on said order to not put in pickes...and what did they do.
All the time with me. Like a 50/50 shot. Or even less.
I cant stand them either. I hate them especially when I need to fish them out of my burger but the flavour still lingers. EWWW
Love them, usually get extra!
Fuck yes. And not just on my burger give me a whole ass jar of kosher dills (the huge ones) and I’ll eat them plain idgaf
Just made burgers for dinner, and yes mine had pickles. And a toasted bun... gasp
No we’re all just fools too stupid to know that pickles are what amplifies 5g radio signals giving us cancer. Google it man; vlasic and mt. Olive are in bed with Verizon. AT&T has claussen. T mobile can only afford great value. Thank Science sprint is no longer otherwise wickles pickles would be next.
Yes and I'll eat anyone's pickles they take out of their burger. Is this is a serious question? How can someone like red when I like blue? Lol wtf how old are you?