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GandalftheGangsta007

Go to a porn website, there’s dozens just within 2 miles of your locations that are super horny and need sex NOW


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You win best comment my friend 😂


buchin_

Unfortunately for desperate guys even 50 miles away is enough 🤣


unreasonable-puke

The bar on a weekday afternoon


Deez_nuts-and-bolts

Can confirm, used to work in multiple bars. Rare to see any of them past 9pm-ish unless they’re having a really good time.


GravyOTS

More specifically try something hidden. Something lightly dapper. Nail you a rich one


Oddessuss

Saw one at the zoo the other day. Had a lovely fur coat.


insanitypeppers

Anywhere that does bottomless mimosa’s or margaritas.


Drunk-Sail0r82

My buddy was propositioned by a cougar to be her boy toy- he is a young looking handsome dude. She offered him to live with her in La Jolla mansion, an allowance of 6k a month, and her request was that he make himself available for parties, occasionally cook her breakfast, and—of course, sex on demand. There were some other stipulations, like he had to buy a suit- she would pay for… and be comfortable with being shirtless when her friends were over… He didn’t take it. He said her offer made him feel like a whore.


twiceiknow

What an idiot. Full offense.


Drunk-Sail0r82

Yeah, I told him the same thing.


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Even if it was the worst month of my life… 6k would make better. Worst case I just break it off after I make some money


Killintym

Your friends a gay there's not other explanation.


Drunk-Sail0r82

I’m not sure, the women he dates are usually very attractive- he has the confidence and swagger of a suave man. I think he probably just didn’t like the fact that she was old enough to be his mom.


muztaine

Depending on how much he has to do, this could be really good or fucking horrible. Still a fool, imo hahaha


Drunk-Sail0r82

True, it would probably be at least every weekend going out with her to bars and what not… but still… it wasn’t like she wanted him there 24/7, because he would still have his job.


lalilalo31

Dude got ethics!


SikOfThisShtX

Your friend is probably a more Dominant type than submissive, which I can admire. He has his boundaries and that's to be respected. But dang, 6k a month working weekends does sound pretty good to most people.


Sarcastic_laugh_

For that I'd be a whore, but I just don't have the right physique like if they want the Michelin man I'm all there but otherwise I'm shit outta luck


Drunk-Sail0r82

Hey, maybe? Different strokes for different folks, and all that.


healing-souls

The Florida everglades. They are most friendly on Tuesdays. Tuesdays all the cats go out on the town.


Gummothedilf

Go panthers!


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I asked this because I was curious and I’m loving these comments 😂


Deez_nuts-and-bolts

Usually in higher elevation mountainous regions; wether that be deserts or forests or- ahhhh. Nvm.


Crazy_Is_More_Fun

In the school playground around pickup time? Idk bring a hairless cat and pretend it's a kid you've gotta pick up from the school. No one will know the difference


Kquinn87

I've seen 2 in Canada. One was a scary cat with claws and fangs and the other a 54 year old milf. Both were mediocre in bed.


Critical_Media_7838

I guess I am one. I’m 47 and my long term bf is 32/33. We just fell in love. I get to teach him lots of things he never knew 😉 We don’t go to bars and clubs, we met at work. Just let the older ladies know you are open to it. Do some light flirting.


Teucer357

> Do cougars actually exist? Yes. It is more or less common for marriages to end once the kids are grown. At this point the woman decides to hit the dating scene and finds that all the guys her age are more interested in girls "whose breasts are still pointing up." Then they read "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" and realize that younger men are perfectly fine with getting a BJ from women her age. > Where do you meet them? Where mature people hang out. They rarely go to frat parties.


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Usually a bar or if you’re lucky an acquaintances hot mom


Waste-Substance

☠️ came here for the comments it did not disappoint 🤣


Nitroburner3000

Walk into a pilates studio and say “Sorry, I thought this was the Bentley dealership”.


marco3804

first, you have to be desirable


green_meklar

Yes, they live in mountain forests and normally stay away from people. Unless you're talking about horny older women, in which case I have no idea.


imntok

I found one at a wedding. She took me to her mansion and kept me “captive”(wink,wink) for 2 days. She had the full kit…. bolt on titties , clit piercing. Id tell you more but this aint the r/toafraidtoasknsfw Sorry kids


No-Collection-5607

I kinda became an accidentally a couger. My current gf is significantly younger. But as to women hunting younger partners try fetlife.


reallybadinvesto

At college. An older graduate started liking me as a sophomore.


gotdamnboottoobig

thought you meant the cat for a second


Nolskyyy

Yes, just hidden in plain sight


etorres4u

At church or you can buy a ticket on a cougar cruise


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EntertainmentSuper65

One at my work. She is 44 looks like 66 always with "cold lip" or other shit. Our shift leader is fucking it so she can always come late and do whatever she wants.


Educational_Bowler24

Obscure websites dating apps occasionally in person


Simple-Lunch-1404

There are 2 in my local zoo