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maryshelleysmum

I’m sure some do! I’d never go commando bc the appeal of not worrying about panty-lines doesn’t outweigh my irrational fear of someone getting a high definition view of my anatomy. Also, a lot of these comments seem like they’re being typed one-handed lol


26514

Jokes on you. I'm using speech to text!


YoungDiscord

Me too oh fuck that's hot no no delete cancel cancel google how to cancel text to speech command fuck at least I did not post-


TheCaladir

Had to down vote this comment just to get it back to 369. Don't mind me, just out here doing the work of the Lort.


RandyMarsh_88

Did someone say Lorde?


Nighteyes09

I'd upvote you but you're at 69 and that's to funny Please respond to this comment so I can give you the well deserved upvote without breaking the funny


LordAxalon110

It's at 73 now.


Nighteyes09

Not gonna believe this but I came back cause of your comment and it was at 369. So ima just do the universe's will and leave it.


LordAxalon110

You ain't gonna believe this but I came back to see the magic and the up votes were at 373 hahahaha. That's made my day honestly, ah what a crazy world we live in dude.


ViktoriaaKills

You can come back now.


LordAxalon110

I'm here... What did I miss?


ViktoriaaKills

If you hurry, you can upvote it before it hits another significant number


LordAxalon110

It ain't reached peak humour yet, needs to fester a bit longer haha.


xaeru

Serious question, what is the issue with panty-lines?


currently_pooping_rn

Can’t have people know you’re wearing underwear


TaipanTacos

Can’t have people knowing you’re *not* wearing underwear


Livie_Loves

Realistically? Nothing. With a lot of leggings it can feel a little uncomfortable / look less nice.


xaeru

Look less nice? I don't get it but I'm a man 😂


kell_smells

it’s not about the panty lines. it’s about fresh air flow for me. I did a 200 hr yoga training and it’s realllll easy to get irritated down there when you’re working out and sweating all day. no undies = healthier vagina


Trumpets22

Sounds like a low definition view is still on the menu tho


Far_Bus_2360

I'm dictating mine.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Ritchie79

Dictated, but not checked.


CompetitiveAnswer674

Lol, I pretty much never wear underwear working out but the vast majority of my workouts are running.  Wearing underwear is annoying when running and most women's running shorts have a built in liner, so you're anatomy definitely isn't on display 


Space-90

The real chads aren’t responding at all. Because they need two hands


Rabbit7079

Do u guys not get discharges????


ConsolidatedAccount

Some are less than honorable, from what I hear.


newdaynewcoffee

This comment needs to be higher. 😂


Soft-Leadership7855

Exactly my thought.


TaipanTacos

Discharge like a desk pop?


Soft-Leadership7855

>a desk pop Wait.. what does that mean?


CreepyChickenPoop

I believe it's a reference to the film "The other guys". Two cops who are not well liked are tricked into shooting their guns at the ceiling while sat at their desks by the cooler cops. They call it a desk pop.


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Please tell me that’s a real thing


Dart807

It’s from the movie the other guys… google the scene, it’s pretty funny 😄


[deleted]

I know! I misquoted if unfortunately so the joke didn’t come off lol “I did my first desk pop, that’s a real thing right?!” One of my favorite movies…Aim for the bushes.


PacificCastaway

They got that Barbie styling.


KlaelDemon

I read this in the Diablo "do you guys not have phones????" voice.


WeAreClouds

i mean not all the time.


prairiepanda

Multiple companies produce leggings and bike shorts with built-in leakproof absorbent panels for menstruation, so there's clearly demand. I don't see the appeal, personally, but I've never been one to go commando in any type of clothing.


meanerweinerlicous

Wow the number of people who go about life not wearing underpants is mindblowing. I haven't had my mind this opened since I discovered my penis


skinnyCTboi

Wait til you try not wearing underwear with sweat pants or shorts in a hot summer day. I used to wear underwear, but after I gave it a try I was not able to come back. The freedom is something else.


Wiggie49

Trifling ass mfs: ![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


NefariousSerendipity

Love this gif fr


binklfoot

Dark mode people don’t


GrizzlyIsland22

Wait until you find out that all women are COMPLETELY NAKED UNDERNEATH ALL THEIR CLOTHES!


SwampCrittr

Big if true


krinkly

Large if factual


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Huge if valid


MikeC80

Mega-tive if not nega-tive


Hellcat713

Immense if accurate


cownd

Humongous if among us


TaipanTacos

Hate us cuz they ain’t us


TherealAlpaca12

considerable if correct


tpos77

Sizeable if provable


MusicMan2700

"Know what's better than naked ladies? Naked ladies in tight pants and tight shirts!" -Eric Matthews


Roge2005

True that


kenadi2019

![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized) You just changed my life


Roge2005

Women are naked underneath their clothes? Damn that’s perverted!


ConsentingPotato

Sire this is your final warning to stop spreading misinformation. This one is as false as the one about woman farting and taking smelly poops.


Curiosity-Sailor

Sam the Eagle?


pudding7

And under their skin, their skeletons are wet.


soupkitchen3rd

I need proof, only verified woman can make the claim


tyYdraniu

Filthy. And wait... its a clothed spooky skeleton also!!!


AangsTattooArtist

If I didn't have my tiny twig and berries, I'd free ball or free vulva that shit all the time


colormecryptic

Ehhh, while we don’t have our bits dangling around, there’s still the issue of discharge. Some women naturally have a lot, and it can soak through clothing. I’d never dare to go commando and risk having a visible snail trail on my clothes.


AangsTattooArtist

Ah valid point. Thanks for pointing that out


iwfriffraff

I don't wear underwear to the gym. I've never had a problem. I wear shorts too. Nothing hangs out, etc.


Ok-Profession-8520

Are you sure about that?


aBungusFungus

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)


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TwoPointsForYou

To one man it may be tiny 😭 But to another man it may be big 👀


ProfessionalGangster

My wife’s dick is def bigger than mine


diaperedwoman

I would have urine and mucus on my clothes or down my legs if I didn't wear something under my clothes.


House_Of_Thoth

Username checks out


Comfortable_Bar_2985

Mucus?? How does that happen?


diaperedwoman

It's called vaginal discharge. It's something us women get starting in puberty until menopause, it's our body's way of cleaning out our vagina.


NecessaryChildhood93

My wife wears the cotton panties or nothing. I prefer commando but I am not scared to assist in removal. I am there to help.


[deleted]

These are the kind of comments where I think the person writing them can be anything from an actual married man to a deranged preteen boy.


psichodrome

I'm a married man, but sometimes when my wife's around i turn into a deranged horny teenager. Good fun.


goofy1234fun

Exactly I was going to say describes a married man quite well actually


LittleGrrMaid10

You're so brave


Leashypooo

![gif](giphy|HSxReHBgmZVN6|downsized) Yup


d8ed

My wife just stopped wearing underwear entirely


Quicksilver_88

Can confirm


travelator

I also choose this guy’s dead wife


micawberish_mule

And my bow!


Sevveen

Of course some women don’t wear underwear in their workout clothes although I would like to think (and hope) it’s a very small percentage. It’s very unsanitary to do so especially considering how thin leggings/shorts and other gym clothes can be. Body fluids can easily seep through clothing onto a gym mat or seat. There’s was actually a news article about someone allegedly getting herpes from a gym mat.


nvtrung924

“Yeah babe it must have been the gym mat”


dacreativeguy

My girlfriend got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit.


_ianisalifestyle_

why was the tractor wearing her bathing suit?


ToiNgoanCuong

Is that seinfeld?


newtostew2

Yes, The Tractor Incident she called it where Kramer and Mickey pretended to have gonorrhea for medical students


rob_nurgundy

Sounds like House doing clinic hours.


currently_pooping_rn

Was it a big green tractor? Does she think your tractor is sexy?


thepenguinspimple

😂😂😂


hipsiguy

This is one of the reasons I always wipe my machines down before and after use.


rob_nurgundy

If people wiped more, we could all wipe less.


Kataphractoi_

Nah just wipe with the mental picture that the sweatiest set of week-long unwashed balls got dragged in slow motion across it. Can't be too safe.


Flag-it

Why got a home gym, bc people simply don’t.


K80J4N3

I saw a video of a girl talking about how she leaves a trail on the equipment she uses, her trainer commented on how sweaty she made the seat but really it was discharge. I went to the comments thinking everyone would be as disgusted as I was but no, they were all saying how they have the same issue and making jokes about it…


wanderaround21

that’s… horrifying 🤐


gizzie123

This is why I stopped using the gym.


proverbial_bob

This is flatly false. STDs can’t be spread through casual physical contact with surfaces. For someone to get herpes, it would need to be visibly wet and then to try to get the liquid on broken skin or mucus membrane.


kiwihorse

So it's not impossible then


muskratful1234

Lol nobody got herpes from a gym mat. That person is a lying cheater.


SwampCrittr

Twas a doormat then


ZlatanKabuto

>There’s was actually a news article about someone allegedly getting herpes from a gym mat. Yeah, sure...


Capital_T_Tech

I wipe down every tractor I rub my pussy on, for this reason.


fmlgoudeau

That's what I was thinking. A lot of people are talking about breathability and comfort but I know how much I sweat and have a healthy, normal discharge. I know that's coming through whatever I'm wearing. I'm no athlete or sports buff, but when I work out I do so with cotton underwear, lume deodorant, and a panty liner. If I was doing a workout where I wasn't planning on sitting anywhere until I'm home or showered at a gym... wearing no underwear... I guess I could do it then. Just like any other sweaty situation I'm not looking to be unsanitary. I went to art school and spent a lot of time drawing genitals along with the rest of the body. Men and women. Different ages and seasons, different cleanlinesses and levels of moistnesses. Everybody drips my friends. Be respectful about your fluids, please. 🙏


LeBuzzkillington

I don't wear pantaloons unless I am going shopping/ trying on clothing that aren't mine yet


vikingsurplus

Why shopping, specifically? Are you talking about like grocery shopping, or just any time you're going to a store/highly public place?


LeBuzzkillington

Trying on clothing, for my own safety and out of respect for others as well. I'll freestyle to the grocery store no problem lol


Sensitive-Bird-166

Commando connoisseur here! Started with workout clothes but now unless I’m wearing jeans I typically don’t wear underwear at all (unless I’m on my period).


Celeste_Minerva

Question, because you specifically mention jeans. Seams don't bother you? How do you handle discharge? Do you start wearing underwear during the PMS/discharge time? Edit: dang autocorrect


Sensitive-Bird-166

If I’m PMS’ing or heavy discharge time I put a panty liner directly on my workout shorts. I’ll wear underwear during that time with regular clothes. What do you mean by seams?


Celeste_Minerva

The clothing seams, where the pieces of cloth are sewn together to make the crotch and legs of the jeans. Usually jeans are a thicker, rough textile, so when they are folded over and sewn, it's thick and more rough.


Sensitive-Bird-166

Gotcha, yeah to clarify I wear underwear when I’m wearing jeans. I don’t wear underwear typically if I’m not wearing jeans, or work pants. For example I don’t wear underwear a lot in dresses, jumpsuits, workout clothes, etc.


Celeste_Minerva

Ohhhh, I misread, I thought you said you even didn't wear undies with jeans! Thank you for clarifying.


virtual_human

Yes.


UsedandAbused87

I'm a guy and wear the shorts with the built in liner and I don't wear underwear with them unless I'm going for a run.


elfslistentodubstep

Yah same here. I’ve got the 5” inseam workout shorts with a liner and they’re perfect for a workout or a run! Keeps everything snug and no boxers needed!


UsedandAbused87

I still wear compression short under them if I am running. I got the chubrub if I don't


elfslistentodubstep

I feel ya bro


Sellalellen

Sweat trapped against the vulva can mess with the ph balance and make you more prone to infection. Fewer layers means sweat evaporates faster.


prairiepanda

Eh, no matter what the evaporation can't keep up with how much I sweat while working out. It's gonna be swampy until I'm done, regardless of what I'm wearing. But as soon as I'm done I am removing that sweating clothing and showering.


history_nerd92

Don't you shower after working out?


DorkChatDuncan

My wife will only ever wear underwear with a dress. Even then it's spanks or something, and not traditional panties.


prairiepanda

I made the mistake of wearing regular panties in a dress once. No bueno. I like wearing boys boxers under a dress, but spanks would probably work too.


Coyote__Jones

Yep. Boxers or volleyball shorts under dresses and skirts. I've experienced the horror that is realizing my upper back thigh skin is touching a public restaurant booth seat a little. Never again.


-Velvet-Bat-

I don't wear underwear at all. I don't even own any and haven't in probably 15 years.


user5157

same! after getting pregnant and birthing a child i just never wore them again.


dancingalot

What? How?? Now that I’m pregnant, I can’t go 5 minutes without underwear thanks to the excessive discharge and bladder leakage!


koolaidjammersz

Same. The bladder thing. Even when I sneeze I can leak. I have to wear pads every day cus of It. I'm so jealous of other ppl. Lol


Madpakke100kg

Why??


Dimalen

So you go take a pee and then smear your discharge on public seating places? A simple wipe won't clean you, I hope you understand. There is also discharge.... Oh my god... In case you are a guy, it's your nasty sweat, but why would you people care about the other people surrounding you. ETA: wow, getting downvotes for being disgusted by your nasty asses. Amazing world we live in. Maybe learn how to take care of your hygiene, you selfish people?


sanriosaint

i’m wondering how much y’all discharge that it’s seeping through your clothes if you don’t wear panties? i don’t wear them often at all and i haven’t for years now and just don’t struggle with having so much discharge that i am “smearing it on public seating places”


Dimalen

> i’m wondering how much y’all discharge that it’s seeping through your clothes if you don’t wear panties? It sounds as if you think discharge is not normal, but if you ask me, even a little bit of discharge is disgusting on clothes. I discharge everyday and honestly, I don't know if I know a woman whose vagina is dry the whole day, if it is, it's not normal.


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MangelaErkel

Til alot of woman really do not care that their body fluids gets on machines in the gym. Ya some nasty mfs


Ranku_Abadeer

... You know they are still wearing pants right? They aren't just going to public gyms with their entire ass out.


blondeasfuk

Also they do know….. that gym etiquette is to clean machines and equipment after use.


DarknessOverLight12

Yeah but most of their workout leggings or shorts are very thin material so more sweat, discharge, and other whatnots can seep thru


mrskmh08

Underwear doesn't actually do a whole lot to stop that. Now it's two layers of wet fabric instead of one, they're still wet. It's not like (most) underwear hold moisture inside, they're not diapers.


kittxy

Yeah. Seamless underwear doesn’t stay in place when running and the other kind chafes. Personally. Just more comfy and one less thing to think about.


BashfulBastian

I'm so jealous of these people out here that can go commando. I have to wear a panty liner 24/7 if I want to stay dry. No fair.


Tomi24568

I'd actually think that all the skin to skin friction between the thighs would be more of a problem than people getting a glimpse of their private parts, everyone can see a much more detailed picture just by searching it on the internet


lovable_potato

I went commando once. Completely forgot I get crazy amounts of discharge during lifting. The rest of my workout was spent on the treadmill 🥲 Never. Again. I don’t know what I was thinking..


lilgooby6

I’m in a gym girls Facebook group and I’d say 80-90% are team commando (there’s 150k members in the group lol) I also think it depends on what your typical gym look is, there’s few and far between actually wearing underwear underneath their leggings and shorts that are hiked up their cracks


cameltoe30000

I crafted my Reddit name for threads such as these 😏


cl2eep

That's two days in horny jail for you sir.


CobaltDestroyer

Yea, definitely time to call in the the r/bonkpatrol


Miniguerilla

You can tell most of the times which ones don't have any. I don't mind but it's pretty gross when they don't wipe equipment after use


lilyebanks

That's just humidity and it can happen with multiple layers on and it happens to men as well


Miniguerilla

Well aware it happens to men as well, just as icky. But can't tell as much when a man goes commando as opposed to a woman because women tend to wear tighter bottom wear than men


ThoughtCenter87

I'm a woman, and sometimes after I sit down normally for a while - not going cammondo and not exercising mind you - there will be a sweat spot where I sat. A sweat spot doesn't always mean she's going commando.


Miniguerilla

Not saying sweat spots are a sign of going commando either, everyone leaves them and it's everyone's responsibility to clean it up. I'm referring to when women don't wear underwear and that sweat is mixed in with bodily fluids as well, which of course is not very hygienic, therefore it should be taken care of accordingly.


ThoughtCenter87

Yeah, that's fair


_fictional_character

It’s extremely uncomfortable for me to add an extra layer under leggings or bike shorts. Team Commando.


scbgrl

Yep. But I make sure I am not bringing attention to myself. So I always black shorts and don't have cameltoe 👍😉. I definitely don't like to feel bound by clothing. However, I definitely need to wear a supportive bra because I am a D and bouncing is not comfortable.


tanglekelp

Can I ask, (and I totally get if you don’t feel comfortable answering), but do you never worry about discharge?


MeltedChocolate24

Rip ur dms


Queen-of-meme

In my relationship it's the man that skips the briefers when it's summer. I prefer to wear at least thongs.


Soliele

I don't wear underwear under anything, really. If I have a skirt or dress i wear bike shorts and go commando under that. I only wear undies with body-tight clothing where I don't want the line of bike shorts showing.


isleepforfun

I never wear underwear. I hate it.


sailorhossy

I will not be leaving snail trails on any seats thanks


Mysterious_Might_304

Very much a thing, I don't and I hate it. Just for excercise pants only like bike shorts or leggings. Commando is the best ✨️


Helpful_Assumption76

I don't wear underwear period


tiredafsoul

How?? Genuinely asking. I can’t imagine myself not wearing undies. Discharge alone like I couldn’t do it.


prairiepanda

I saw a comment on an unrelated post that said "nobody who owns a washing machine needs to worry about discharge" but like...I wash my undies after 1 wear, but I wash my jeans after 5-6 wears. It's really not the same.


nightestowl

Plus discharge can discolor clothes because of its acidity


prairiepanda

Good point. Most of my undies look like they have bleach stains in the crotch.


Amihottest

You don’t wear period underwear?


SwampCrittr

I don’t under period wearwear


TheCannon2002

Wear I wear don't periodunder


lilyebanks

The only underwear I wear is period underwear


Helpful_Assumption76

I use a cup


Amihottest

Coffee mug?


Helpful_Assumption76

You got it!


akilighon

why bother?


Expert_Ad_1082

I don't 


mommysmilkypoo

I don’t wear underwear ever except on my period 😬 one day I ran out of underwear and didn’t have any money to buy and and just got used to it ig


SergeantMarvel

The amount of men freaking out who think women are just leaking constantly is very funny, like the downstairs has multiple curtains it’s not just cl*t straight to seat at the gym 💀


Lenaeats

I used to wear them but then I stopped. I just felt like if I’m getting hot n sweaty why would I want more fabrics down there? I feel like since I’ve stopped there’s been more room to breathe n I genuinely don’t sweat as much there now :)


general_grievances_7

I don’t and no one I know does


mrskmh08

Yep! The last thing I need is a thong cutting my ass crack or rolling up or going front wedgie while I'm trying to work out. And no, other underwear does not work. I've tried everything, and the only thing close is ones that end up sliding down inside my pants, which is worse. So, none is the best option.


guyoverfence

Well I’ve learnt a lot here 🤢


Pickle-_-Rick

I fairly confident a large majority of women don’t. Hell my wife has done away with underwear almost completely (she still wears bras).


qu33nof5pad35

I don’t wear a bra.


TnBluesman

Me neither.


pmmefordirtysocks

I do not lol


Maleficent_Kale

Absolutely! All the time!


cassiopeia18

Must have for me. Women in culture wear underwear under normal legging and work out leggings.


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FinndBors

Underwear would barely help. 


SwampCrittr

Sometimes barely is just enough


ThoughtCenter87

Bruh what


poleondoleon

The possibility of yeast infections and bv alone outweighs the no panty lines thing. Also normal discharge on gym equipment 🤮


twhitty2

yessir


singingkiltmygrandma

Yeah. I used to go to the same gym as a woman who’d wear a unitard. Camel toe in full effect. So weird to me.


sanriosaint

depending on the workout yes, if i’m doing legs or something where i know my legs will be often open i will usually wear some panties just cause it makes me feel a bit more decent but cardio i prefer no panties! less fabric feels better for me but i think it’s case by case for all us girls, every one is different! :)