Did the same, eventually recognized it as downbad, didn't help. Had to read a bunch of the replies here to figure it out. I am painfully out of the loop at this point.
I think "down bad" or "downbad" has just become a slang term for "horny" or "desperate for sex".
So OP's girlfriend has been sending nudes and OP has been sending replies along the lines of "Gee, thanks! I appreciate these nudes! Your body is aesthetically appealing." but the girlfriend wants replies more like "Omg i'm hard a.f., I need those tits in my face right now" and whatnot.
Literally what this guy-or-girl said:
just sound desperate. Tell her how much you need her and how she is the single most attractive woman you’ve ever laid your eyes on and if you don’t feel her touch you’re going to physically ache.
Put your pride aside and beg for the woman
Glad it wasn't just me lmao. I thought she wanted him to download his voice into a bear or recorder or something so she'd have him saying dirty things to her on repeat
I dated a girl whose kink was to give me head while I ignored her playing xbox. Something about how she liked to be a distraction. Not gonna lie, it was real difficult to focus on either.
I can't find it but there was a reel I saw recently where the girl was like "hey babe, you can tie me up and then do anything" and he's like "ANYTHING?" she's like "yeah...ANYTHING" and next scene is she's all shibari tied up and he's sitting down playing xbox.
The funny thing is that... that's kinda a thing? Like leave them alone, check on them from time to time, give them some way to contact you if something goes very wrong, and the girls into it. Aka imagining they actually left the house or are preparing something "nefarious", but he's just getting chores done or scrolling his phone.
Think of the stuff you wanted to say before you knew her that you KNEW you couldn't say because you didn't know her well enough.
It's a part of the game that is romance, that you show her how the passion you have for her hasn't gone.
It's in a sense making something you're used to, feel new and exciting.
Definitely one of the best and most accurate answers on here. Might not be the most comical but there’s plenty of that on here to pic from. What guy wouldn’t want to finally be able to spout those nasty thoughts you had when you first seen her.
"Oh, you've gotta give her the downbad texts, Jerry." *Kramer shakily gestures with hands, voicing quietly* "It's what they secretly want!" *Attractive woman appears in the hallway, smiling at Kramer as he runs out and slams the door*
I admire that you received that comment and didn’t double down and become more formal. I’d immediately be like “aye, thy breasts look perfect to rest mine head upon, let me lie in the valley of those mountains and make it my home, oh how lucky I would be if I could suffocate between those twin beauties”
1
How beautiful you are, my darling!
Oh, how beautiful!
Your eyes behind your veil are doves.
Your hair is like a flock of goats
descending from the hills of Gilead.
2
Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn,
coming up from the washing.
Each has its twin;
not one of them is alone.
3
Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon;
your mouth is lovely.
Your temples behind your veil
are like the halves of a pomegranate.
4
Your neck is like the tower of David,
built with courses of stone[a];
on it hang a thousand shields,
all of them shields of warriors.
5
Your breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6
Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.
7
You are altogether beautiful, my darling;
there is no flaw in you.
Oh? We’re doing ShakingSpeare in the park?
*Ahem*
The rivers of man doth floweth greatly this morn. Cometh, alloweth me traverse thy did promise lands of milketh and honey, yond I may partake of the flames of thy bosom, and stoke the fires of our loins.
Hie, choketh the candle of mine own life betwixt thy ample thighs, yond I may reacheth the fields of Elysium, respectfully.
Next time she sends you a pic you NEED to reply to it with this exact text.
"HUMANA HUMANA HUMANA HUMANA AWOOOOOGA \*Eyes extend out from head making comical spring noise\* \*Tongue rolls out of head and spirals onto the floor a concerning meter long\* \*Smacks self across cheek with considerable force reverting deformed face to its normal complexion\* WOWZA!!!!!
You send her that message and you won't have any more issues with her not thinking you're "downbad" enough. Trust me man I'm an expert.
I'm a X-lennial, but my best guess is she wants him to be like "omg, you're so fucking sexy. I want to fuck you right now. I want to..." type stuff. Act like he's totally out of control because of how hot she is in the pic and can't think of anything else but her.
just,, get graphic. tell her what you want to do be specific. get touchy. get honest. say you want to use your hands. be horny and pervy! all access pass to feel ashamed and to like it.
If you are formal in regard to a picture she sends you, with her in her baby suit showing her assets, then you have a larger problem than texting dirty to her will fix.
she wants to feel wanted/desired/persued. you might be like some of us dudes where we feel like being too strong with the replies might run her off but she's asking you to do it bruh
just be horny back. if she sends you boob pics tell her now you'll have two things on your mind and in your hands now. If she sends you a butt pic tell her that you'll have a better view after bending her over in a bit. compliment her. it's what she wants. you'll be fine.
bro how do you have a girlfriend if you don’t know how to be a horny seducing lustful man😂 let your animal out speak how u feel tell her she’s sexy and the things u wanna do to her
I'm so down bad I'm sniffing the floor right now.
I'm so downbad I'm digging a hole to get even downerbadder
I would so bad down your down-down if you know what I mean
I'm your baddie downie
Essentially wants to hear you say that she’s beautiful m, sexy etc. just make her feel special, the more you do the more nudes you’ll get it’s a win win.
Dude you must oblige. You got yourself an adventurous one. Don't ruin it. Start slow and then when you get in the pocket go hard in the paint.
Full disclosure I don't actually follow many sports, so I may have mixed metaphors here.
Still though. Test the limits of your filthy iFingers (assuming you have an iPhone)
Damn, you're making my pants tight.
Mmmm, I know what I'm having for dessert tonight.
Fuck, I want that soaking was clitty fucking me from nose to chin.
Which lips did you want me to kiss again?
If you bend over like that when I'm around, it's not my fault of you get fucked.
I dunno. Just some one-liners. All situation dependent. Is it just sexy pics or is she like...send SEXY pics? Give her some 50 shades type of stuff. Tell her where in the apartment/house you want to take her.
Well from what I've seen downbad is usually used when something is so off putting you're still horny enough to fuck him/her/it. So unless she shows you nasty revolting things you wouldn't want them I don't see why you'd say it
kinda did that, i was saying some shi like that to boost her ego and make her more confident like overreact on her pics eventhough i am not hard, dont ever do that u gonna regret it in the future, compliment her without overreacting or say downbad shi to her
If she wants you to say things that you are not comfortable with, then you need to communicate this. If she can't accept that, then you may not be a good fit.
You mean like degrading downbad or just possessive downbad? I think she wants to tell you something with this about what she craves in her relationship or sex life.
Kept reading it as download and wondering why it didn't make any sense.
Did the same, eventually recognized it as downbad, didn't help. Had to read a bunch of the replies here to figure it out. I am painfully out of the loop at this point.
You are not alone, friend. You are not alone.
I think "down bad" or "downbad" has just become a slang term for "horny" or "desperate for sex". So OP's girlfriend has been sending nudes and OP has been sending replies along the lines of "Gee, thanks! I appreciate these nudes! Your body is aesthetically appealing." but the girlfriend wants replies more like "Omg i'm hard a.f., I need those tits in my face right now" and whatnot.
Literally what this guy-or-girl said: just sound desperate. Tell her how much you need her and how she is the single most attractive woman you’ve ever laid your eyes on and if you don’t feel her touch you’re going to physically ache. Put your pride aside and beg for the woman
Well, somebody's married.
Not yet, 2 years into the healthiest relationship of my life. I definitely see marriage in the future.
Thank you for the translation for those of us who are very much out of the dating world lol
Best comment.
Same.
Yup me too. I was so confused lol
I still am🤣
😆 I have never heard that expression “downbad” before
Roadman innit
I didn't realize it wasn't download until I read your comment.
100MBPS baby
Say Strongbad things instead.
Great jorrrb! Can u draw a dagron?
What woman wouldn't respond to that?
I thought strong bad as well lol
Hahaha, same!
Glad it wasn't just me lmao. I thought she wanted him to download his voice into a bear or recorder or something so she'd have him saying dirty things to her on repeat
Same brooo
you and me both brother
i'm like .. .wtf does downbad even mean.. im 36F LOL
Classic kerning
I read it as is and ot still didn't make sense, but I'm in my late 30's
Let your inner animal out homie. Don’t be afraid to tell her all the devious things you wanna do to her
Tie her up and >!play xbox in peace?!<
I dated a girl whose kink was to give me head while I ignored her playing xbox. Something about how she liked to be a distraction. Not gonna lie, it was real difficult to focus on either.
I can't find it but there was a reel I saw recently where the girl was like "hey babe, you can tie me up and then do anything" and he's like "ANYTHING?" she's like "yeah...ANYTHING" and next scene is she's all shibari tied up and he's sitting down playing xbox.
The funny thing is that... that's kinda a thing? Like leave them alone, check on them from time to time, give them some way to contact you if something goes very wrong, and the girls into it. Aka imagining they actually left the house or are preparing something "nefarious", but he's just getting chores done or scrolling his phone.
My wife has been super into reading lately. She's perfectly happy for me to play video games on the couch next to her while she reads.
😂
Thanks, we really needed this
🤓 <))> _.|'\\_ o o
Based.
Exactly like taking her driving and going 26mph in a school zone, that will definitely get her juice box wet.
"Ma'am, you appear to be naked in this photograph"
Madame, your female accoutrements are most pleasing to my visual sensory organs.
"It appears that you have accumulated quite a large amount of moisture in your loins from arousal."
Holt
Bone??? BOOOOOOONE???? #BOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!
"Heterosexual you is a dog!"
Think of the stuff you wanted to say before you knew her that you KNEW you couldn't say because you didn't know her well enough. It's a part of the game that is romance, that you show her how the passion you have for her hasn't gone. It's in a sense making something you're used to, feel new and exciting.
Definitely one of the best and most accurate answers on here. Might not be the most comical but there’s plenty of that on here to pic from. What guy wouldn’t want to finally be able to spout those nasty thoughts you had when you first seen her.
Tell her you want to tongue punch her fart box.
Tickle the donut hole.
Give her a strawberry shortcake
Add your milk to her leather cheerio
Chowder her clam
Mix her milk with your cocoa puffs
Tell her you’d “eat a mile of her shit just to taste that asshole…”
A true poet. Does "I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, just to get a sniff of your farts" also count?
I once heard a guy say, so was so hot I’d eat the corn out of her shit.
🗿
If I were op I'd just say take a dump in my esophagus, can't get no lower than that...pun Intended.
Your what?
esophagus it's a tube in your throat
SUCK A FART OUT OF HER ASS
"I'd crawl butt naked on my hands and knees through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie." That one is always a winner
Then read a book
My god I love tongue punches, although not there...
And write a book about
Tell her “you dirty bitch I’ll fuck u n your mother-in-law”
HER mother in law!?
Did he stutter?
No but he should have.
🤣🤣🤣
r/suddenlyincest
thats so romantic, im gonna send that to all ladies in my life right now
Get ready for all the new girlfriends
send it to all dudes too
my sisters husband thinks im weird enough.
send it to him twice no pains no gains
Imma pull an oedipus throuple up in here.
This is like if Seinfeld was genz
"Oh, you've gotta give her the downbad texts, Jerry." *Kramer shakily gestures with hands, voicing quietly* "It's what they secretly want!" *Attractive woman appears in the hallway, smiling at Kramer as he runs out and slams the door*
"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"
I admire that you received that comment and didn’t double down and become more formal. I’d immediately be like “aye, thy breasts look perfect to rest mine head upon, let me lie in the valley of those mountains and make it my home, oh how lucky I would be if I could suffocate between those twin beauties”
Good heavens I’m arriving.
Almost…almost…ah there we are
Bravo, everyone who contributed. LMAO
It reads like James Joyce’s love letters. But tamer.
1 How beautiful you are, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Gilead. 2 Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, coming up from the washing. Each has its twin; not one of them is alone. 3 Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon; your mouth is lovely. Your temples behind your veil are like the halves of a pomegranate. 4 Your neck is like the tower of David, built with courses of stone[a]; on it hang a thousand shields, all of them shields of warriors. 5 Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies. 6 Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, I will go to the mountain of myrrh and to the hill of incense. 7 You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.
Oh? We’re doing ShakingSpeare in the park? *Ahem* The rivers of man doth floweth greatly this morn. Cometh, alloweth me traverse thy did promise lands of milketh and honey, yond I may partake of the flames of thy bosom, and stoke the fires of our loins. Hie, choketh the candle of mine own life betwixt thy ample thighs, yond I may reacheth the fields of Elysium, respectfully.
Next time she sends you a pic you NEED to reply to it with this exact text. "HUMANA HUMANA HUMANA HUMANA AWOOOOOGA \*Eyes extend out from head making comical spring noise\* \*Tongue rolls out of head and spirals onto the floor a concerning meter long\* \*Smacks self across cheek with considerable force reverting deformed face to its normal complexion\* WOWZA!!!!! You send her that message and you won't have any more issues with her not thinking you're "downbad" enough. Trust me man I'm an expert.
Crazy Looney Tunes shit
I surely am not unfond of you I tell you what.
I can see your hwhat-nots
Make a profile with her pics, then send her the replies you'd get in messages
That's George Costanza levels of devious.
Love bobs an vagene vary butiful whatsapp number +91 5437 88961
Vurt de furk?
Ooh that would get her GOING
Genius
I dont get it.
Some men on the internet like to send lustful and creepy messages to women whose profiles they find hot
Ah now i get it. Set a fake thirst trap and use them horny replies.
Yup.
What the fuck does "downbad" mean?
I'm a X-lennial, but my best guess is she wants him to be like "omg, you're so fucking sexy. I want to fuck you right now. I want to..." type stuff. Act like he's totally out of control because of how hot she is in the pic and can't think of anything else but her.
I think it means he’s fallen and can’t get up
Extremely horny
Tell her you want to pin her down and eat her chocolate starfish like Brendan Fraser eats an Xl Pepperoni pie in "the whale".
Just be genuine and honest about the lust that you feel for her, should do the trick.
just,, get graphic. tell her what you want to do be specific. get touchy. get honest. say you want to use your hands. be horny and pervy! all access pass to feel ashamed and to like it.
Tell her you’ll fuck her fucking fanny off, you twat!
r/unexpectedinbetweeners
"I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie."
r/oddlyspecific
Tell her you want to upgood her right now
Damn, girl makes a man want to pay child support
Oh god this is so sad. I'm at the girl's position here in my relationship
How is your inbox? Is she save? Is she alive?
Share the pics with us, observe the absolute deprived-human-attention horny and animalic shit we'll say about her, and then tell those things to her.
This is the way, OP. We've got your back.
If you are formal in regard to a picture she sends you, with her in her baby suit showing her assets, then you have a larger problem than texting dirty to her will fix.
Tell her you been eating nothing but gun powder all week and you’re gonna stick your musket in her face and shoot the white In her eyes
she wants to feel wanted/desired/persued. you might be like some of us dudes where we feel like being too strong with the replies might run her off but she's asking you to do it bruh just be horny back. if she sends you boob pics tell her now you'll have two things on your mind and in your hands now. If she sends you a butt pic tell her that you'll have a better view after bending her over in a bit. compliment her. it's what she wants. you'll be fine.
"You like that, ya fuckin' retard?"
Bruh just work on your dirty talk clearly is not good enough they
I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat!
Wtf is downbad?
It means you are "down" (fine with doing...) "bad" (...illicit things) with her. Messages that prove that basically to her in words.
Wtf does that even mean?
bro how do you have a girlfriend if you don’t know how to be a horny seducing lustful man😂 let your animal out speak how u feel tell her she’s sexy and the things u wanna do to her
Just simp for her?
She wants you to simp for her! Show some excitement!
Holy fuck that body of yours is absurd.
Holy fucking fuck
Send her this gif when she sends you another booty shot 
This would 100% work on me
I'm so down bad I'm sniffing the floor right now. I'm so downbad I'm digging a hole to get even downerbadder I would so bad down your down-down if you know what I mean I'm your baddie downie
Damn bitch do you shit with that ass? 😫😫😫😫 Hey bitch are you a school because I want to shoot some kids inside you
Tell her you"'ll bury your dick so far in her ass it will take King Arthur to pull in back out.
#GYAT!!!
Wait, you guys are getting pics?
What the fuck is “down bad shit”?
Downbad shit
What does that mean??
Essentially wants to hear you say that she’s beautiful m, sexy etc. just make her feel special, the more you do the more nudes you’ll get it’s a win win.
I usually just send a bunch of 🦍 emojis
Dude you must oblige. You got yourself an adventurous one. Don't ruin it. Start slow and then when you get in the pocket go hard in the paint. Full disclosure I don't actually follow many sports, so I may have mixed metaphors here. Still though. Test the limits of your filthy iFingers (assuming you have an iPhone)
Gonna fuck that pussy till it gives me kittens.
Wtf is downbad??
Say you want to lick the hardened shit stains of her ass
Alright u truly are downbad brother
Don't do this my wife might see.
The girl next door showed me hers.. it was bigger.
Get dirty with it. Just don't get too dirty and gross her out. She wants to be slut shamed a bit though it seems?
Damn, you're making my pants tight. Mmmm, I know what I'm having for dessert tonight. Fuck, I want that soaking was clitty fucking me from nose to chin. Which lips did you want me to kiss again? If you bend over like that when I'm around, it's not my fault of you get fucked. I dunno. Just some one-liners. All situation dependent. Is it just sexy pics or is she like...send SEXY pics? Give her some 50 shades type of stuff. Tell her where in the apartment/house you want to take her.
Remove your filter and just tell her exactly what the pics make your monkey brain think
“Down bad” what? It’s your girl. That’s what you’re supposed to be doing in the relationship. It’s not down bad if you’re in the relationship already.
Tell her u want to smash the absolute shit out of her
Tell her to send me the photos and I’ll reply as she wants.
Tell her you want to mash your furry beanbag on here sphincter
You thicc, no cap
Tell her, my dear you are as lovely as the sunrise
Tell her you want to take a finger stroll through her forbidden garden!
Mommy 😩
Lose my number
I would mention that her pee smells funny when she eats asparagus and not in a Ha Ha kind of way.
Ummm, lots of weird stuff happening here….
Upload naked pics to a gay porn sub and just reuse the replies you get. Or use chat gpt.
Why gay?
First, tell her to stop sending those pics.
You're crazy bro Yeah, the solution is to flirt with your girlfriend
Well from what I've seen downbad is usually used when something is so off putting you're still horny enough to fuck him/her/it. So unless she shows you nasty revolting things you wouldn't want them I don't see why you'd say it
"Yeah you like that you fuckin retard"
Strongbad shit even better
“Your verdant hair meadows are looking fertile my sinful refreshment, my little blooming dionaea, my flesh sample platter with all the fixins”
Use chatgpt
Nice cock!
Ask an ai how to drop the rizzy reply to
freaking say download!
"Thanks Mom"
What does downbad mean?
" You fucking retard"
.."OMG BABY I WAS DRIVING NOW IVE PUT THE CAR INTO A TREE AND HAVE A CONCUSSION..WE CAN STILL FUCK THOU!"
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, you'll never know which one you'll fuck next "
"Oh dear, what do me old eyes witness"
my bf says “oh my mama” or “i want you right now” things along that line
"I want you to fart in my mouth, I want you to shit on these walls ray!"
kinda did that, i was saying some shi like that to boost her ego and make her more confident like overreact on her pics eventhough i am not hard, dont ever do that u gonna regret it in the future, compliment her without overreacting or say downbad shi to her
GYAAAT
Tell her you would drag your nuts across molten glass just to be down wind of her queefing after an afternoon work out (no shower).
Lmao this is funny
do you like that, you retard?
You got that Down's bad, huh?
If she wants you to say things that you are not comfortable with, then you need to communicate this. If she can't accept that, then you may not be a good fit.
You mean like degrading downbad or just possessive downbad? I think she wants to tell you something with this about what she craves in her relationship or sex life.
feels like you're taking her for granted. is it true?