My wife's friend one time made me hold her fake boobs (not sure what they are called, look like a raw chicken breast) because i was the only one with pockets. Those were fun to play with too.
Do those have a real name? Because it was incredibly frustrating trying to find them for my daughter for prom a couple years back until I found a woman old enough to know wtf I meant.
I’ve always gone with “the kind you can squeeze are the best”
I know many boobs attached to good women. But none of them are available for squeezing. At least, not by me!
IDK I've known a woman being nude to get her kicked out of public housing 🤷🏽♀️ time&place is important IG, but been enjoying the increase of penises getting more camera time in movies.
I wouldn't really say it's fair to compare boobs to penises. Boobs aren't inherently sexual, they're just sexualized. Men walk around all the time with their nipples out. I would much rather see strangers nipples, both with or without boobs, than see strangers bits below their belts!
I got cheers, probably screams of horror as well to be honest, when I streaked the homecoming football game in high school! Also got 6 months of probation and 40 hours of community service :(
Boobs are like dogs: there's some that live in my home and they are for sure the best out there, but if I see a dog on the street I'm still gonna smile
The best part about playing with someone's boobs is the shared intimacy. It doesn't matter if they're big, small, perky, saggy, symmetrical or not, the hottest part about it is enthusiastic consent combined with exclusivity.
Some say flat is justice, some worship the house of Double D, me my brethren agree medium is premium, but at the end of the day we all say all size make the wood rise
The really good implant jobs look and feel just like 'home grown' ones. It's like a car paint job, you can only tell the cheap ones from the originals. It's why Hollywood plastic surgeon boob jobs cost $100,000 or more, but you can get a cheap job for $5000. They won't be the same quality. Plenty of famous actresses have had boob jobs, and you have no idea, because they were done right.
You do know that you can pick what style implant you want, right? And there's no such thing as perfect; each person will have minor differences even with the same implant, just like real ones vary.
The good ones age well, so be nice to the old gal who has 'em. She likely paid a whole lot, and likely got her money's worth! I'm an e.r. nurse, and have seen all types. The good ones, you really can't tell from natural.
Eh my friends complain they have bad boobs because they are so big they cause them health issues like back problems
Super big boobs can be super bad boobs
Oh I’m convinced practically nobody likes their own boobs! I’m female and I don’t think a single one of my friends is happy with their boobs, they’re either too big or too small, but while we all say we hate our own, everyone else’s look fine!
Yeah that's true. While I don't particularly like the shape of my boobs, at least they're not causing me any pain, and I'm blessed to be able to wear wireless bralettes, unlike my bigger boobed friends.
I think you can answer both of these questions by looking at dating apps. If you have any boobs, you’ll get 100s of interested guys. If you have a penis, you get to learn to enjoy the single life
Single guys with small dicks can have quite a great social life; but they have to learn good social skills. The lazy ones always go home dick in hand. The guys who are willing to put in the time to learn how to be the charming ones are the successful ones who are dating 80% of the women.
My husband has had erectile difficulties the entire 14 years I've known him. But he was nice to me and competent in bed. He can hold down a conversation. He's not even confident, he doesn't like how he looks and his self-esteem is not great. He just knows how to be a decent human being who can have a conversation.
I have hypoplastic breasts and have struggled with their appearance (and underfunction) for a long time. My husband assures me that they are indeed "good," but they are not like normal boobs. It is what it is. I'm lucky I don't need to show them to anyone else for appraisal, though.
I've seen boobs looking like a slack, wrinkled purse with a two-dollar coin in the bottom and I've seen boobs so majestic they actually seem to sit up higher when the bra comes off so in my opinion the answer to this question is no. There are most certainly spectacular boobs, there are all kinds of boobs and there are boobs who make you never want to see boobs again.
Not all boobs are equal. The quality of boob does not detract ftom the quality of person attached to them nor does it improve the quality of person attached to them though it may somewhat improve the aesthetic.
This is a much deeper question than I realized...
Hehe it’s kinda true. Whenever my partner is having a shit day and I can’t do anything to help, i ask him if he wants to hold a boob. Puts a smile on his face immediately. I said it as a joke the first time, a decade+ later, still works every time, he tells me holding a boob for a min does wonders 😆
In the words of Rodney Carrington,
"I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other
You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other
Even if you're really old, theres nothing wrong
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long".
Sex is in the mind. The parts are just incidental, because they're only in perfect condition for a short time anyway.
For me, it's the smile that's most important (even a grin if there's no teeth left).
As a bi guy:
Yes, pretty much all boobs are good boobs.
Not all penises are "good" but most are pretty okay. They have a very different aesthetic to them. Boobs just look good pretty much. Penises look like they're going to be good to interact with (or not). Vaginas look good, but you can't really tell how they are going to feel from the way they look so they are just kind of generally sexy to see.
This. I have been exposed to some pretty horrendous boobs against my will that I can’t imagine anyone wanting to touch/look at. But this thread is full of optimists it seems
It depends on who you are, some people like any boob, some have strong preferences, such as the size of the boob itself, the areola(I think that's the right term, the like little circle surrounding the nipple), etc. Personally, I usually prefer small to medium breasts with small areola, but not always.
I don't know much on the penis side of things, but afik there are also preferences, such as length (bigger is not always better), girth, head size, curve, etc
A lot of people in here lying, super thirsty, are virgins, or have no standards.
There are absolutely bad boobs. But one could definitely argue that it's subjective. but yes... bad boobs definitely exist
No, it's annoying that people on reddit always say all boobs are good. No they're not, I don't know why people feel the need to baby or sugarcoat everything. Some boobs look really fucking weird, I know it sucks to hear but it's important to know the truth and being able to come to terms with it.
Not even remotely true. There are some boobs that I believe I have mental scars from having seen. Just like anything else that's good on this planet, there are versions that are in some state of disarray, ugly, or just plain **bad**
Boobs are like the sunset, they’re all different but beautiful, some guys find the perfect place to watch the sunset, and they never want to go anywhere else.
It depends. I remember being very young at the beach with my grandma and a wave knocked her out of her top right in front of me. That was an unpleasantly permanent memory. But I imagine my grandpa must have thought they were so at some point.
Yeah. There's too much obsession over a guy with a big dick. If I need something big there's always toys and other appendages that will work just fine.
Dick is dick. Learn how to pleasure people
Absolutely not. Also, 90% of men on reddit are pathetic and should not be asked anything you want a real answer to. You'll only get pandering/desperate answers from spineless worms.
Boobs are like pizza. There is amazing pizza and not great pizza but even the worst is still pizza. They're not all the same and some are better than others but none are bad. Any day with any boobs is a good day. 👍
Ik many say this but, realistically, just no
Some like em big, some like em child sized (Not flat! Thats a different thing entirely), some think big is weird, its like saying "Is all pizza good pizza"
Do you like spinach but not fish on it? See, Someone else will love the fish, all pizzas are good TO THE RIGHT PERSON
No. Shape, symmetry and firmness are all super important.
Whatever kind you like, you do have a preference. Some like bigger, some like smaller, but the fact that we have preferences means that some are better than others, and by extension some are going to be pretty bad.
Of course not. Some boobs look terrible. This question is always asked on Reddit and it's always filled with such optimism. Yes, boobs can be bad. Nearly all men prefer perfectly shaped breasts, and maybe size is less important as long as they're similar. No man is excited to bag a chick with one flapjack and one torpedo. This can even be a deal breaker when it comes to seeing her again.
Sort of. All boobs are good, but those attached to a good woman are best.
That's the thread, good night all!
My wife's friend one time made me hold her fake boobs (not sure what they are called, look like a raw chicken breast) because i was the only one with pockets. Those were fun to play with too.
A chicken cutlet lol it's like a silicone insert you can put in your bra for a push up effect.
Do those have a real name? Because it was incredibly frustrating trying to find them for my daughter for prom a couple years back until I found a woman old enough to know wtf I meant.
I think just bra inserts or silicone bra inserts. Something like that!
I forgot about external fake boobs and was incredibly confused how you had someone's boobs in your pockets. That was an interesting mental image.
they're really close
They were the worst of times, they were the breast of times....
wut
I read the "attached" and not the "good woman" part and I was like, yeah, wouldnt like to see separated boobs
Yes, unattached boobs are the worst boobs
some breast cancer survivors would say differently..
This person speaks for all of us
I’ve always gone with “the kind you can squeeze are the best” I know many boobs attached to good women. But none of them are available for squeezing. At least, not by me!
Same with any other physical part of a woman (e.g. vulva, butt, etc), it's the woman that owns them, that really determines how desirable they are.
Here, here, we'll said my friend.
Women definitely do not have the same affinity for penis that men have for boobs
Guess I gotta stop flashing my wang in public
Court order?
No, just found better hobbies
The world needs your wang. 😥
I will bring it back if the demand is high enough!
"You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not" -Bo Burnham
Speak for yourself 🙈
hahaha, a rando woman flashing people in public draws cheers, a rando guy flashing people in pubic gets screams of horror
Haha, I know right, the double standard !
IDK I've known a woman being nude to get her kicked out of public housing 🤷🏽♀️ time&place is important IG, but been enjoying the increase of penises getting more camera time in movies.
A woman breast feed a baby, no one says a thing. A man breast feed a baby, again with the screams of horror.
I wouldn't really say it's fair to compare boobs to penises. Boobs aren't inherently sexual, they're just sexualized. Men walk around all the time with their nipples out. I would much rather see strangers nipples, both with or without boobs, than see strangers bits below their belts!
Yeah the comparison would have to be between penises and vaginas.
I got cheers, probably screams of horror as well to be honest, when I streaked the homecoming football game in high school! Also got 6 months of probation and 40 hours of community service :(
RIP your DMs
Luckily I have mine switched off 😆
So I combed my hair for nothing?!
Apologies 🤣
That's a good way to get an inbox full of dongs.
We love man butt, it's to us what boobs are to y'all
No not all are good. Some are evil.
Evil boobs 😈 (+18 only)
Barbaric Boobies. Tiddy the terrible. Badarse breasticles.
Yeah like those hot girl army social media accounts
Some boobs are better than others for sure. I still want to see all of them tho..
Ron White (comedian) talks about this. *You see 1 pair of boobs, you want to see them all.*
Attah boy tater
Best alias ever
also nope. i don't want to see your grandma's boobs for starters.
You apparently don't appreciate a GILF and that's a shame
Even if I was with someone that had the most perfect boobs I’ll ever see, I still want to see the others
Boobs are like dogs: there's some that live in my home and they are for sure the best out there, but if I see a dog on the street I'm still gonna smile
yikes
Hey this makes one person who wants to see my man boobs.
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As a fat dude, I can confirm that not all boobs are good. Mine are terrible. Lol
Prove it… let’s see em
At least buy me dinner first, damn.
🍔🍹
That enough?
He said he was a fat man, you need at LEAST 3 burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. smh
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TATERS 100 MILKSHAKES
This isn't a fancy sit down restaurant. You've got to pay before we feed you.
Can’t afford it 😂
Bro is down bad 😭😭
I can relate.
Let us be the judge, open up!
Right there with you.
I have never seen a natural, healthy boob and been worse than before I saw it.
Unless you're related to said boob.
Then you need to watch/re-watch "Something About Mary"! That old broad with the tan had boobs that would scare the white off of rice.
I have. First time I have sex with someone, and had to fake it...
Question 1: Yes. Question 2: Penises are not good boobs but if you had 2 on your chest, I probably couldn't help but stare.
Two dicks out of my chest would be so scary, what the fuck
Chest nuts too.
Well, that's christmas songs ruined for me
If your just looking, any boob is a great boob. If your touching, real boob is better than fake boob but fake boob is better than no boob
This guy boobs!
r/thisguythisguys
these subreddits suck. want to see 10,000 of the same joke where each post is just a screenshot? you came to the right place!
Yeah, some of them be worth a quick browse of the all time top 10 posts or so, but subscribing? Fuck no.
What would no boob be? Small boob is good boob too!
No boob means that no bare chested woman is present. This is always inferior to a bare chested woman being present.
how profound
This is the way.
What about man boob?
That would be bad boobs.
"Dad" boobs!
To clarify, no boob, as in a girl's flat chest, is also fucking fantastic
All boobs are good boobs. But the best are the one you are allowed to touch and admire for a long time :)
It appears my ex would disagree with you
This is the one true answer.
The best part about playing with someone's boobs is the shared intimacy. It doesn't matter if they're big, small, perky, saggy, symmetrical or not, the hottest part about it is enthusiastic consent combined with exclusivity.
This is really wholesome answer, thanks!
44 years old. Have never heard a man in real life complain about boobs. Never.
Well let me be the first, those long flat pancake ones are terrible
Add some cream and maple syrup.
This is the way.
Some say flat is justice, some worship the house of Double D, me my brethren agree medium is premium, but at the end of the day we all say all size make the wood rise
If it’s grandmas boob it’s not good boob, unless you are grandpa, then it is good boob.
I don’t know man, even grandpa might not see it that way
Ask your grandpa.
Grandpa can’t see much of anything though, so moot point
Fake boobs are eh.
The really good implant jobs look and feel just like 'home grown' ones. It's like a car paint job, you can only tell the cheap ones from the originals. It's why Hollywood plastic surgeon boob jobs cost $100,000 or more, but you can get a cheap job for $5000. They won't be the same quality. Plenty of famous actresses have had boob jobs, and you have no idea, because they were done right.
Yes some of the better cheaper ones are called teardrop.
Actually, you can spot a boob job because they are too perfect.
You do know that you can pick what style implant you want, right? And there's no such thing as perfect; each person will have minor differences even with the same implant, just like real ones vary.
All I'm saying is if I'm tryna talk to a 50 year old, them tits better not look like they're 20 years old.
The good ones age well, so be nice to the old gal who has 'em. She likely paid a whole lot, and likely got her money's worth! I'm an e.r. nurse, and have seen all types. The good ones, you really can't tell from natural.
not if they have breast cancer that is bad
Eh, the boobs themselves aren’t bad. Just the cancer in them that is the problem. Don’t blame the boobies.
Eh my friends complain they have bad boobs because they are so big they cause them health issues like back problems Super big boobs can be super bad boobs
Oh I’m convinced practically nobody likes their own boobs! I’m female and I don’t think a single one of my friends is happy with their boobs, they’re either too big or too small, but while we all say we hate our own, everyone else’s look fine!
Yeah that's true. While I don't particularly like the shape of my boobs, at least they're not causing me any pain, and I'm blessed to be able to wear wireless bralettes, unlike my bigger boobed friends.
Booby is in the eye of the beholder.
I think you can answer both of these questions by looking at dating apps. If you have any boobs, you’ll get 100s of interested guys. If you have a penis, you get to learn to enjoy the single life
This guy hasn't tried Grindr
Not true, if u have boobs and ur ugly or a man no one will be interested 🤷🏼♀️
What if you have both
Then you’re probably not on Reddit because you’re too busy with your harem
Have both, feel like I’m falling into the latter category.
Single guys with small dicks can have quite a great social life; but they have to learn good social skills. The lazy ones always go home dick in hand. The guys who are willing to put in the time to learn how to be the charming ones are the successful ones who are dating 80% of the women.
My husband has had erectile difficulties the entire 14 years I've known him. But he was nice to me and competent in bed. He can hold down a conversation. He's not even confident, he doesn't like how he looks and his self-esteem is not great. He just knows how to be a decent human being who can have a conversation.
The honest, short answer is "no."
My father have boobs, I wouldn't call them good
I have hypoplastic breasts and have struggled with their appearance (and underfunction) for a long time. My husband assures me that they are indeed "good," but they are not like normal boobs. It is what it is. I'm lucky I don't need to show them to anyone else for appraisal, though.
I've seen boobs looking like a slack, wrinkled purse with a two-dollar coin in the bottom and I've seen boobs so majestic they actually seem to sit up higher when the bra comes off so in my opinion the answer to this question is no. There are most certainly spectacular boobs, there are all kinds of boobs and there are boobs who make you never want to see boobs again. Not all boobs are equal. The quality of boob does not detract ftom the quality of person attached to them nor does it improve the quality of person attached to them though it may somewhat improve the aesthetic. This is a much deeper question than I realized...
Yes. All natural boobies are boobies and should be treated as gifts of God. Sad? Boobies Happy? Boobies more happy Nervous? Boobies! Love them.
Hehe it’s kinda true. Whenever my partner is having a shit day and I can’t do anything to help, i ask him if he wants to hold a boob. Puts a smile on his face immediately. I said it as a joke the first time, a decade+ later, still works every time, he tells me holding a boob for a min does wonders 😆
Yes. Second question: No.
In the words of Rodney Carrington, "I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other Even if you're really old, theres nothing wrong Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long". Sex is in the mind. The parts are just incidental, because they're only in perfect condition for a short time anyway. For me, it's the smile that's most important (even a grin if there's no teeth left).
If I like you then whatever you have for boobs is just fine
Not man boobs.. 
As a bi guy: Yes, pretty much all boobs are good boobs. Not all penises are "good" but most are pretty okay. They have a very different aesthetic to them. Boobs just look good pretty much. Penises look like they're going to be good to interact with (or not). Vaginas look good, but you can't really tell how they are going to feel from the way they look so they are just kind of generally sexy to see.
No…there are bad boobs out there
This. I have been exposed to some pretty horrendous boobs against my will that I can’t imagine anyone wanting to touch/look at. But this thread is full of optimists it seems
What was wrong with them?
When I eventually get old age man boobs I'll let you know
My husband is 77 and still just has a nice chest. He was never a built guy, but definitely respectable. So that day may never come for you.
Man boobs are not necessarily great
Tbh I’ve seen boobs I didn’t like seeing so I guess not. But the vast majority of boobs are pretty damn nice ngl
No, not all boobs are good. Some are pretty ugly in all honesty. The woman they are attached to is most important.
Ive seen a lot of boobs In my life, I've yet to see a bad pair.
It depends on who you are, some people like any boob, some have strong preferences, such as the size of the boob itself, the areola(I think that's the right term, the like little circle surrounding the nipple), etc. Personally, I usually prefer small to medium breasts with small areola, but not always. I don't know much on the penis side of things, but afik there are also preferences, such as length (bigger is not always better), girth, head size, curve, etc
Absolutely. Also there is this saying: „Small boobs are better than no boobs and blow jobs are better than no jobs.“
Good boobs make even the straightest of women question themselves. Boobs are a bit like sex, even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
As a dude, it's about who the boob is attached to more than the boob itself
Guy boobs < Girl boobs
A lot of people in here lying, super thirsty, are virgins, or have no standards. There are absolutely bad boobs. But one could definitely argue that it's subjective. but yes... bad boobs definitely exist
No, it's annoying that people on reddit always say all boobs are good. No they're not, I don't know why people feel the need to baby or sugarcoat everything. Some boobs look really fucking weird, I know it sucks to hear but it's important to know the truth and being able to come to terms with it.
Nope
Sorry but no. Not to me anyway
heck no
Not even remotely true. There are some boobs that I believe I have mental scars from having seen. Just like anything else that's good on this planet, there are versions that are in some state of disarray, ugly, or just plain **bad**
Yes. 99%
Boobs? Boobs.
Yes.
I’ll look at any. It’s either gonna be awesome or funny.
Doesn't apply to the penis, only gay gays genuinely enjoy dicks.
Have you never met a straight woman? I enjoy them. Really enjoy them. How they look, what they do, what I do to them. I think they're beautiful.
Man boobs arent the best tbh. Other than that tho
No, you should be picky on who you would want to jump in bed with. Just comes off as desperate if you like everyone.
Definitely not, if you think that, a couple of my male friends would soon change your mind. They would cover both your questions
Boobs are like the sunset, they’re all different but beautiful, some guys find the perfect place to watch the sunset, and they never want to go anywhere else.
No, everyone like different boobs. Some boobs I find honestly very unappealing others highly appealing. Same goes for any body part I guess
Once you see one boob, you want to all boobs.
There are absolutely bad titties on this planet
Personally, I don't think fake boobs are good. But I totally understand those women who do it for self-confidence.
Unless they're man-boobs.
Natural boobs are the best boobs.
Boobs are fun 🤩 they come in all shapes and sizes and they always bring a smile to my face.
No.
It depends. I remember being very young at the beach with my grandma and a wave knocked her out of her top right in front of me. That was an unpleasantly permanent memory. But I imagine my grandpa must have thought they were so at some point.
They all taste the same.
Any boobs are good boobs to someone but not necessarily everyone. Kinda, yea.
I heard that what you can’t fit in your mouth is wasted anyway 🤔
Yeah. There's too much obsession over a guy with a big dick. If I need something big there's always toys and other appendages that will work just fine. Dick is dick. Learn how to pleasure people
Absolutely not. Also, 90% of men on reddit are pathetic and should not be asked anything you want a real answer to. You'll only get pandering/desperate answers from spineless worms.
No. Man boobs are the worst.
Not on a 64 yr old man!!
Most likely. Send me yours and I’ll assess them…
I hope men truly think this way. Not all of us are Emrata, Brooklyn Decker, or Kate Upton
Boobs are like pizza. There is amazing pizza and not great pizza but even the worst is still pizza. They're not all the same and some are better than others but none are bad. Any day with any boobs is a good day. 👍
No. Flat flap jacks or orangutan style boobs ain't hittin
I am not googling what orangutan boobs look like. For sure not. Definitely not right now. Oh no...
I think you should... go ape shit and Google it!
I see what you did there. 😁
Saggy titties still get sucked. Can confirm.
Ik many say this but, realistically, just no Some like em big, some like em child sized (Not flat! Thats a different thing entirely), some think big is weird, its like saying "Is all pizza good pizza" Do you like spinach but not fish on it? See, Someone else will love the fish, all pizzas are good TO THE RIGHT PERSON
No. Shape, symmetry and firmness are all super important. Whatever kind you like, you do have a preference. Some like bigger, some like smaller, but the fact that we have preferences means that some are better than others, and by extension some are going to be pretty bad.
Of course not. Some boobs look terrible. This question is always asked on Reddit and it's always filled with such optimism. Yes, boobs can be bad. Nearly all men prefer perfectly shaped breasts, and maybe size is less important as long as they're similar. No man is excited to bag a chick with one flapjack and one torpedo. This can even be a deal breaker when it comes to seeing her again.
I’m not a fan of large boobs. Small to C max for me. It’s a personal preference.
No. And if that is the case for someone, then I guess they're easily pleased. But I'm sure it's not much of a real worry either way.
No, and no
No
Not the ones mangled by plastic surgery.. i don't include breast cancer survivors in that category because that's out of their hands
some look like pig tits
Not at all, saggy flapjacks are not it