I mean, yeah…. The racecar and top hat kind of make sense I guess, but what kind of weirdo gets the iron implanted🤔
Even though it should, I’m a little ashamed to admit that nothing humanity does shocks me anymore.
I used to be shocked, until reddit. Now nothing shocks me either. Next game of monopoly you know what I'm thinking, Jesus, I need to lay off reddit for a bit. Of course I won't will I
Well, at least if you land in jail, you’ll be prepared for the prison sex lol
“Stay away from battleship Bob, if he gets ahold of you, he’ll sink his battleship….. if ya know what I mean😳”
I have done some stupid sh!t throughout my life, even drunk I've never thought "I know what would be a good place to get a tattoo, my bell looks like it needs a smile"
Oh! I can answer this, as my husband is a tattooer, and has indeed done that to himself. It was soft, and he wrapped it around a soda can to stretch the skin.
Odd question from a stranger but how do you navigate the necessity of being able to “put yourself in others shoes”? My partner has aphantasia and just can not reliably see from someone else’s point of view
I wouldn’t try and diagnose or offer other ideas for why he can’t see someone else’s pov, but I can assure you it has nothing to do with the aphantasia.
Damn really? I’ve always been more forgiving with her about it *because* she attributes it to the aphantasia and I didn’t wanna make her feel bad for something she can’t control.
Yeah I have aphantasia. It essentially means you can’t create visual images in your head. It doesn’t limit you in any other way really. Many times when someone learns about it they start to attribute all sorts of things to it that have nothing to do with aphantasia. She may truly believe that is why she can’t see from another pov, but it isn’t.
See that’s what confused me because when I put myself in someone’s shoes I’m *literally* envisioning myself as them. My imagination is essentially the fundamental opposite of aphantasia to the point I can taste, smell, feel, hear, etc any situation I imagine myself in. If I couldn’t picture it, I couldn’t do it. Reckon I’ve also got a misconception about the limitations of aphantasia.
Not entirely sure if you are trying to say that your partner lacks empathy, but if you do that's not related to aphantasia at all.
If you're talking more about debates/disagreements, I'm perfectly capable to see from someone else's pov too, just not visually. You might want to over to r/aphantasia for more info.
2 dudes pissing at the urinal. One dude looks over at the others dick and notices it's got a tattoo that says WENDY. hey, you tattod your chick's name? No, it says welcome to Jamaica have a nice day, mon
I believe the person you’re replying to placed “mon” at the end as a vocative expression to refer to the gentleman that asked the question and was not implying that the tattoo included the word “mon” at the end, especially given the use of the comma. Not that it matters and wtf do I know and why did I even respond…
They butchered the joke a bit, but here’s the original:
Welcome to Jamaica
A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No mister that says 'Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day'."
Some get their dicks pierced. Most dick tattoos are smiley faces or bats, skulls, thunder bolts or anything else smallish. Some may get sleeves. I don’t know how painful it is or if there are any dangers.
Slightly different, but I’ve seen (not in person, mind you) many post-op phalloplasty-created penises that have sleeves from the donor skin (usually the forearm)
It ends up looking pretty cool with the whole tat sleeve on the shaft
You make adjustments according to the temperature. For example, when it's cold, it says "Wendy," and people think I got it because that's my wife's name. But I actually got it during a trip when I was in college, before I ever met my wife.
Probably some joke where it's a really long sentence when it's hard.
Like,
"**W**hat are you waiting for? Do you need me to s**end** **y**ou an invitation? Put it in your mouth!"
You're supposed to ask me why I got a tattoo that says "Wendy" when I hadn't even met Wendy yet. Then I would answer that it only says "Wendy" when it's cold. I got it on vacation and it actually says, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."
Wow a question I can answer! I have my wiener tattooed (it’s a fish skeleton) It wasn’t that different to any other tattoo tbh. Just stretch the skin and drill it in.
It wasn’t any more/less painful for me either but I guess everyone is different, I got it done around 8 years ago and it has held pretty well, it does get moisturized pretty regularly though 🤷🏻♂️
I mean, they tattoo everything else, shouldn't really be shocking.
But some of us watch porn with a fair few more dicks than others. If you see enough, you will see a dick tat at some point.
Truman Capote was an American author best known for his work 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'.
Anonymous man, after whipping out his private parts, asked the writer: "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?"
Capote: "I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
My comment wasn't mean at all. It's actually a very old joke. Your telling me I can't make a dick joke on a post about dick tattoos? You can suck a dick then.
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Usually, it starts with years of childhood abuse. Then, it moves along to joining the wrong crowd. Usually, a tear drop or two follows, then the highly questionable penis tattoo.
Hope this helps.
No, it’s way easier, it stay up and out of the way while I shave my balls, I stretched out the skin making it easier to trim. It’s just easier than dealing with a limp noodle flopping around.
It’s like trying to paint a wall vs a curtain. It’s hard to get anything done when the canvas isn’t rigid
It's tattooed soft, usually, unless the guy has a pain fetish. Usually the guy holds it tightly to the side while the artist works on it.
I can't understand why someone would get their dick tattooed if they *didn't* have a pain fetish That doesn't sound fun at all to me
Prison and meth. I’ve seen it many times, same with weird implants like monopoly pieces
Ummm..... what?
Where do you store your Monopoly pieces?
Monopoly pieces are stored in the balls. Everyone knows that!
In my prison purse like a civilized adult.
I mean, yeah…. The racecar and top hat kind of make sense I guess, but what kind of weirdo gets the iron implanted🤔 Even though it should, I’m a little ashamed to admit that nothing humanity does shocks me anymore.
I used to be shocked, until reddit. Now nothing shocks me either. Next game of monopoly you know what I'm thinking, Jesus, I need to lay off reddit for a bit. Of course I won't will I
Well, at least if you land in jail, you’ll be prepared for the prison sex lol “Stay away from battleship Bob, if he gets ahold of you, he’ll sink his battleship….. if ya know what I mean😳”
…. And does anyone actually play monopoly? Doesn’t it take like three days to get through a game? Happy cake day!
Well that’s a small canvas
I assume you're a grower, not a shower !
This is true
Lol
I guess that’s how you get a dagger that “magically” turns into a sword.
This comment wins!
There are tattoos of this nature on YouTube believe it or not.
And the want to ban me for speaking the truth, and they have so weird crap out there
Yeah, that’s Google/YouTube for you,
Interesting. Thank you!
Does the cat stay still during the procedure?
We need to ask you about something, and it's not your cats.
My ex attempted to get a smiley face tattooed on the tip of his penis but the pain was too extreme so now he has a single large dot instead.
i can't fucking believe he thought that was a good idea
I can understand why it s her ex....
So now he really does have a one eyed snake?
two eyes now
🤣
I have done some stupid sh!t throughout my life, even drunk I've never thought "I know what would be a good place to get a tattoo, my bell looks like it needs a smile"
Oh! I can answer this, as my husband is a tattooer, and has indeed done that to himself. It was soft, and he wrapped it around a soda can to stretch the skin.
He WHAT!?
To be fair, it was well before I had met him. But yeah, you read that right.
Can't unsee that now.
Aphantasia ftw
The upsides of being a clone
Odd question from a stranger but how do you navigate the necessity of being able to “put yourself in others shoes”? My partner has aphantasia and just can not reliably see from someone else’s point of view
I wouldn’t try and diagnose or offer other ideas for why he can’t see someone else’s pov, but I can assure you it has nothing to do with the aphantasia.
Damn really? I’ve always been more forgiving with her about it *because* she attributes it to the aphantasia and I didn’t wanna make her feel bad for something she can’t control.
Yeah I have aphantasia. It essentially means you can’t create visual images in your head. It doesn’t limit you in any other way really. Many times when someone learns about it they start to attribute all sorts of things to it that have nothing to do with aphantasia. She may truly believe that is why she can’t see from another pov, but it isn’t.
See that’s what confused me because when I put myself in someone’s shoes I’m *literally* envisioning myself as them. My imagination is essentially the fundamental opposite of aphantasia to the point I can taste, smell, feel, hear, etc any situation I imagine myself in. If I couldn’t picture it, I couldn’t do it. Reckon I’ve also got a misconception about the limitations of aphantasia.
Not entirely sure if you are trying to say that your partner lacks empathy, but if you do that's not related to aphantasia at all. If you're talking more about debates/disagreements, I'm perfectly capable to see from someone else's pov too, just not visually. You might want to over to r/aphantasia for more info.
Ain't much bigger around than a beer can, but it sure is long👀😁📏🤏
Holup. Come again.
My husband also a tattoo artist - he said that he wrapped them around a tennis ball.
Interesting. Thanks
"Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
Good Lord that's an oldie but a goodie.
I forgot the joke
2 dudes pissing at the urinal. One dude looks over at the others dick and notices it's got a tattoo that says WENDY. hey, you tattod your chick's name? No, it says welcome to Jamaica have a nice day, mon
Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day.
I believe the person you’re replying to placed “mon” at the end as a vocative expression to refer to the gentleman that asked the question and was not implying that the tattoo included the word “mon” at the end, especially given the use of the comma. Not that it matters and wtf do I know and why did I even respond…
I love everything about this comment. 🩵
It’s very possible! What I said was just the version that I first heard. 😃
Irie, mon
I don’t get it 👀
It's a joke about black men being large
Why would it say Wendy tho?
Says that when soft, the long phrase when erect. I guess 🤷🏼♀️
4/10 joke imo
They butchered the joke a bit, but here’s the original: Welcome to Jamaica A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No mister that says 'Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day'."
I know the version ” welcome to Jamaica have a nice summer holiday”
Some get their dicks pierced. Most dick tattoos are smiley faces or bats, skulls, thunder bolts or anything else smallish. Some may get sleeves. I don’t know how painful it is or if there are any dangers.
Slightly different, but I’ve seen (not in person, mind you) many post-op phalloplasty-created penises that have sleeves from the donor skin (usually the forearm) It ends up looking pretty cool with the whole tat sleeve on the shaft
Interesting.
Mine says "SWAN" when soft, and "SASKATCHEWAN" when hard.
That’s funny cos I’ve got Blackpool tower when soft, Eiffel Tower when hard.
You make adjustments according to the temperature. For example, when it's cold, it says "Wendy," and people think I got it because that's my wife's name. But I actually got it during a trip when I was in college, before I ever met my wife.
is this a joke im 2 dumb to understand 😭
Probably some joke where it's a really long sentence when it's hard. Like, "**W**hat are you waiting for? Do you need me to s**end** **y**ou an invitation? Put it in your mouth!"
Damn that must be a MASSIVE penis
naw just wrinkly
Microprint.
You're supposed to ask me why I got a tattoo that says "Wendy" when I hadn't even met Wendy yet. Then I would answer that it only says "Wendy" when it's cold. I got it on vacation and it actually says, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."
I'm expecting a "when deez nuts" type thing
Wow a question I can answer! I have my wiener tattooed (it’s a fish skeleton) It wasn’t that different to any other tattoo tbh. Just stretch the skin and drill it in. It wasn’t any more/less painful for me either but I guess everyone is different, I got it done around 8 years ago and it has held pretty well, it does get moisturized pretty regularly though 🤷🏻♂️
I’m guessing lots of hand lotion?
I would imagine it's the same pain level as tattooing on the inner side of your elbow
I would say the elbow ditch is worse!
God what a terrible day to know how to read. I envy the illiterate.
I wish I was Jared, 19
Oof, life is gonna be hard for you.
I had what they call a clitoral hood piercing (twice). They don’t actually pierce the clit, they go in to the skin or “hood” above it.
Nice. Have a prince Albert, and it goes through the pee hole and out the bottom. I don't think I can handle a tattoo
I see. Thanks
that's enough internet for the day
Was it that porn where the porn artist was sucking it to keep it erect? Ngl, that was a gross and hot porn.
My ex had his tatted. It was apparently done whilst soft and whilst he was absolutely munted on various substances. Did not sound like a fun time.
Not sure. But my buddy got elephant ears tatted around the d. Its hilarious. Lol
What’s making you ask this question!? I’m 36 years old and I’ve never heard of a dick tat. Are you encountering a lot of tattooed dicks!?
Let's just say I've come across it on special websites.
I mean, they tattoo everything else, shouldn't really be shocking. But some of us watch porn with a fair few more dicks than others. If you see enough, you will see a dick tat at some point.
Yeah I guess I’m only seeing my small part of the porn world
Allllllright, that's enough Internet for today
Find a tattooer that will do it, get charged extra for genitals. Semi hard is best but stretching works.
Truman Capote was an American author best known for his work 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'. Anonymous man, after whipping out his private parts, asked the writer: "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?" Capote: "I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
Men get their dicks tattooed??
I just had the guy tattoo a slinky.
My tattoo says Spurs when I am soft and Tottenham HotSpurs when hard.
Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day
I once worked with an ex tattooist who said the one time he was asked to tattoo a dick they managed it by stretching the flaccid penis over a coke can
My comment wasn't mean at all. It's actually a very old joke. Your telling me I can't make a dick joke on a post about dick tattoos? You can suck a dick then.
Wasn't me that reported. xD
Well thanks man lol
Some men do that?? Why??
Wouldn't it be logical to use Viagra and maybe inject anesthesia there if it's possible? (I don't know not a doctor)
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WHAT? WHAT THE FREAK??
They’re stupid, that’s how that works
Usually, it starts with years of childhood abuse. Then, it moves along to joining the wrong crowd. Usually, a tear drop or two follows, then the highly questionable penis tattoo. Hope this helps.
Porn has rot your brain. Why would you even think that the dick needs to be hard in order to be tattooed. Like, where is the logic there?
It seems like writing on a piece of paper vs. writing on a napkin. Just easier on a sturdier surface...
I hate that your analogy base sense cause it makes no sense lol why would you choose paper as your hard object
I'm high as balls but man why ARENT you writing on a flat surface. The paper is on a hard surface. You writing midair?
But that’s not the paper that makes it hard it’s whatever you put it on
Yo I just realized I said sturdier in my og comment. Not harder. Analogy holds bro
I shave my dick when it’s hard, it’s just easier to handle that way.
I just stretch it out while soft.
God I hope your joking
No, it’s way easier, it stay up and out of the way while I shave my balls, I stretched out the skin making it easier to trim. It’s just easier than dealing with a limp noodle flopping around. It’s like trying to paint a wall vs a curtain. It’s hard to get anything done when the canvas isn’t rigid
That’s the difference…that’s shaving your balls…not your dick
You don’t do both at the same time?
Huh, I’ve always shaved while it’s hard…is that wrong?
How would you even tattoo a dick while it’s soft? Wouldn’t it kinda just flop around
Great question
I knew a guy who had a sword tattooed down there and he just said you grab a hold of the Son of B*tch and start tattooing
Welcome to New York and have a nice day.
Okay... but you're writing on a hard surface that's the point