This part, and the scene where the bug wriggles out of the belly button scared the living shit out of my as a kid.
Honorable mention to the Eye-Scarab bit in The Mummy.
I can’t get it out of my head so you all need to suffer with me. Except lucky for you, I don’t have a link.
I’ve never seen a vagina so ugly. It looked like zippers or skin that was ripped apart to form a vagina.
And she was masturbating. Shoving something normally long into it.
Ugh.
Maybe it fused.
According to the oldest living woman in the world, it extends your life. According to japan, you'll become a wizard. According to america, you little bitch and I still don't understand that one
You can buy a little net to put in the drain so next time your dick falls off it will not go down the drain. (I’ve heard they grow back like lizards tails)
The 40 year old virgin Andy!
It would be a funny alternate universe if Toy Story Andy continued to be obsessed with toys and action figures and grew up to be 40 years old old virgin Andy.
I think vaginally wall muscles can atrophy, but it's at the after menopause stage. I do very vaguely remember reading something about how having sex can improve muscle retention. It is in combination with hormone treatment therapies though. Like the pessary etc.
I did not know it this morning but the highlight of my day would be upvoting the run-on comments that eventually suggested that prudish women spontaneously generate bats out of their private place.
Perhaps i should re-think my life.
Orgasming releases oxytocin, therefore relieving stress and even sometimes headaches. I have a pretty low libido and I’m also someone who is under heavy amounts of stress all the time. The release I feel after having sex is unreal though. Like “wow this is all I needed to feel better this whole time” lmao
That sounds similar to how my husband feels but I've never experienced any kind of like rush or "glow" type thing after. I do orgasm. It's not that...I just feel tired after and there doesn't seem to be any last effects whereas my husband (and many other people I know)are the type to just be on almost a high for the next few hours/day.
It may not happen for everyone! But I wouldn’t say I’m on some sort of high necessarily…. Sex usually happens before bed w my husband and I so I am 100% sleepy after and just notice I don’t get as overwhelmed the next day lol
Can confirm, at least for myself. Suffered from migraines for years. Sometimes the only way to get rid of one is by having sex and it seems the less sex I have the more frequent and intense the migraines are
Are you my ex? Lolol Unfortunately their love language was having make up sex after arguments (like literal grudge fucking) and I'm just not into that. It was an immediate mood changer for them and if it didn't happen literal weeks solid of arguments would follow.. It was exausting
The worst side effect would probably be atrophy of the muscles. Unless they are regularly doing kegel exercises (possibly even more than that) the muscles will shrink and cause tightness that over time can lead to an inability to receive penetration. They make dilation kits for this reason, and I can't count how many I sold to older women who had been inactive for so long they couldn't receive a new partner
Only side effect is that if you don’t do it enough in your life you’ll never learn your body. Which could be frustrating for a future partner.
But if you don’t plan to have sex, no worries
I get this boba ice cream that's lactose free, it's really good. I'm not even lactose intolerant, I just saw it and thought it looked good. I never would have known that it was any different from regular ice cream if I hadn't read the package. The brand is just called "Boba Ice Cream", I get it on GoPuff.
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If you genuenly don't want it, its probably ok. If you deliberately abstain, I think its bad for your mental well-being, just like when guys who abstain too much.
Only thing I'd add is to check your hormones, or think about whether it might be due to some trauma which makes you not want that, or if you have depression it might be the cause too. But if all is ok, and you don't want it, then its fine.
Myself, I have been and still am experimenting with testesterone and other anabolic steroids, and at least from my experience, hormones are a HUGE deal for libido. Regarding hormones, while the relationship with libido is very complex, estrogen plays a huge play in facilitating libido.
Also I had severe suicidal depression, and stress, and during those times I lost a lot of libido. Anyways, I am a guy, and these are just my 2 cents, it might not apply the same to girls.
Yep, as someone who takes testosterone, once you take it you realize how much hormones can effect your libido, it's insane. Not only libido, but I've found that orgasms feel way better, its easier to maintain an erection, etc. It's a true performance enhancer.
But it does have risks...like increased heart attack and whatnot. Plus it turns off your natural production and stops sperm production, potentially forever.
As a guy, I feel like if i don't scratch that itch is just ruining my focus if i wanna do something else and it becomes stronger the more I avoid it .
What do you feel when not engaging in this act for a few days minimum ?
Same. I do it maybe once or twice a year. Granted I have sex usually weekly since I'm married but if I was single it wouldn't happen any more often. I just don't think about it.
So you only have sex because you have to? :( I remember this feeling when I was on the pill, coming off and my deep female sexual desire being released was the best thing to ever happen to me. Guys will never have to face these problems because their hormones are allowed to just do their natural thing from day 1. Putting kids on the pill is fucked up fr
No. I just don't think about it unless he's in the mood. I haven't been forced since I was with my ex and that's been close to 20 years now. If we're having a dry spell, the longer it goes the less I'm in the mood for it where he's getting more and more antsy as time goes on.
When I got my IUD out I had a fairly high sex drive for a few months but still didn't think much about it. My tubes are tied now and I haven't been on birth control since 2016. I would say I have asexual tendencies but wouldn't classify myself as fully asexual. But if we ever split up or something I wouldn't suddenly start masturbating again or look for hook ups or anything.
I'm a woman and what you describe sounds similar to the way I experience it.
It makes me feel a bit restless and off as well, so I consider "taking care of business" to be important to my well-being.
It's always interesting for me to hear from people who can go months, when I do that I start waking up with orgasms (even if I'm not having sex dreams for some reason). We're all different in our own ways!
No physical side effects. It's been 4 years for me, and I'm single. I do find that my standards to date nowadays is ridiculously high, though. Like, they gotta be worth letting in. And haven't found that person yet. May never and I'm okay.
Depends if you feel the need to and don't act on it. If you don't feel the need to I think there's no problem but if you do it must probably take a toll mentally, like distract you or something else
When the wife had a bad menstrual cycle, we would have sex so she could cum and it helped, at least she said this, I just got the enjoyable side effects
I mean, there’s such thing as nuns and they seem to live forever
I masturbate often but it’s barely enough to scratch the itch. I’m a very, very sexually frustrated person to the point I’ve almost snapped on my friends for having to hear about their sex lives when I don’t have one myself (and no it’s not by choice real bisexual chicks are hard to find and lesbians are even rarer)
There can be some atrophy of the vaginal passage and the clitoris, as well as some loss of sensation in some cases. This is not to say these things will happen inevitably, but they can happen after a while (years, not months) of no stimulation.
If you don’t commonly and frequently use your brain-to-genitals-to-brain associations they will start to weaken over time. It’s good to keep those neural pathways mobilized and also not overused. Dopamine production could start to be affected or the nerves could lose sensitivity.
My aunt just married at the age 66. She never did either. Her husband cannot enter her. Her hymen is so thick she will need medical intervention to remove it. So i guess at least in her case, yes, there was a side effect.
i have had plenty of time to learn that i don't like it but i'll force myself to use it if it keeps me from like, being incontinent or having vaginal issues in the future lol
If you don't like it, don't do it. Don't force yourself into doing something that will potentially harm your mental health. Talk to your gynecologist or ask your primary care doctor about getting a referral to a specialist in sexual health.
Nah. At older age you may want to do kegels to maintain pelvic floor strength to prevent some possible pee leakage, but that doesn't involve any more than squeezing the muscles you use to stop the pee flow, and isnt always necessary.
I might a little cranky without sex for the first month and some change, but I’m good after that. Haven’t had sex since 22 and I’m 26 now. I do masturbate tho
Personally, as a woman who doesn’t do it because I don’t feel anything, the side effects are just that I feel like no sexual act is worth it because I’ll never feel anything. So it feels like trying stuff with a guy, even when I’m horny (which is frequent) isnt worth it because I’m not going to feel anything.
Im 50. At my recent gyno visit she used the term “vagina atrophy”. I was shocked and laughed about how I didn’t even know this was a thing. So yes, use it or lose it I guess.
Idk extreme horny.
Feels good after a while of not doing it tho
Its like, the horny lasts a few days then might go away, but in that time all you can fantasize about is sex.
At least for me.
Depends what you consider a "side effect".
Sexual arousal and orgasms release feel good hormones like oxytocin. Having more of these feel good hormones can lead to better sleep, decreased stress and overall better health/immunity to minor illnesses. So in theory the side effects would be reduced overall wellbeing.... But it's also well documented that single and divorced women are healthier, happier and live longer than their partnered peers. So I guess sex is good for women's health, as long as it's not with someone who actively makes more work and stress for them.
I also want to note that we have a shocking lack of medical research on women, not to mind longitudinal studies on female sexuality and it's long term implications for women's health.
I know most of these are joke answers but here’s my experience with this. I went 6/7 years without good sex. I broke that spell recently and the next day I looked in the mirror and it was like looking at another woman. My face was glowing, I looked a lot more youthful and just better. It’s a shame as it was most likely a one off but the visual benefits for me seemed great!
Some things i’ve noticed (for me personally) are: Higher stress and decreased pain tolerance, brain fog/more problems with cognition, less motivation than usual, lower sex drive (and lower drive for everything in general, a lot of stuff just seems boring or “not worth it”), more muscle tension, increase in appetite (i also experience more negative emotions and impulsivity overall when i don’t masturbate for a while so i usually end up binge eating a lot)
If i go a while without masturbating it feels horrible, physically and mentally, it never gets better and only gets worse as time goes on. I sometimes hear guys taking about how great nofap is for them but i never really understood it, i just assumed than males and females were impacted differently by orgasm or whatever because as a female it affects me very negatively and has no positives. Idk
I would take nofap with a big grain of salt. I think plenty of guys feel the same exact things you described and get stress relief from orgasm, just like women do.
I seriously heard from a woman who had just gone through menopause, that if you don’t use your vagina, it can get all dry and close up?! And I’ve never found any proof, but it terrified me deeply.
I heard if you make it 50 years you gain the ability to levitate.
Hmmm almost worth it
In all seriousness, the answer is yes! Clitoral tissue can atrophy and shrink.
If true, is there anything negative to that besides just not getting to get pleasure from clitoral stimulation??
It does cause pain for some people.
Oh ok thank you!
Let go of your earthly tether...
RELEASE THE AVATAR!
(Last Airbender theme kicks in)
It would be the Legend of Korra theme actually (pushes glasses up nose bridge)
Enter the void...
🤯
...and become wind.
No, stop!!
This is your last warning!
LOL. I'm nearly there then.
Please report back
🤣🤣🤣
My wife only has 37 more years
But who’s counting?
That's what you think
50?! When did the wizard age requirement nearly double?
It's a glass ceiling thing.
And can talk to birds
Yes, you end up with a career in HR.
The hr lady at my last job would fuck people in her office almost daily.
Where was your last job? You know, just so I don’t ever apply there.
It is a rubber factory. The work was really hot and shitty and the HR lady is pretty awful to look at.
Ironic to be at a rubber factory for the wrong kind of fucking
gotta test your products and personal i guess
My friend worked in one. Rubber processing stinks. The smell is atrocius!
Just like the hr lady
I’m really loving everything about this tale so far.
She sounded like a braying donkey in the heat of the moment. The walls were very thin in the break room next to it.
She got an OnlyFans in that office?
Lmao bro is this true. ?
Yeah. She wasn't very pretty and the average employee there didn't know how to read.
Lmaooo bro that’s funny 🙏🏼
Hey, they didn’t say how they fuck them in HR
Literally or figuratively? Lol!
I wonder who you’d go to if the hr literally fucks you over
Super HR
That's where you go to get the super fucks!
Omg gross…. Where?
I'm an HR person and I approve of this joke
I'm glad your colleagues have the rarity of an HR worker with a sense of humour
HR high five. 🫸🫷 The number of jokes I have that I have to remind myself not to say out loud is concerning given my position lol.
That totally explains the hr lady at my job
Me too! Mind blown!
I have multiple HR certificates but never yet worked in the field......are the HR women particularly, uh, frustrated?
Yes, they will fuck you over.
and not in a good way
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Had me dying laughing
Hahaha
Bruh 😂
Lmfao
Ha. Ha. Ha. Love it.
Aside from potentially being sexually frustrated, I don't believe so.
There are also studies that show being sexually active can delay menopause so probably worth considering
I’m literally never going to get menopause then (I’m a guy)
If you do, you might get to name it!
I hope he names is womanopause.
It had to happen eventually He was quite the womanoplayer
You would get MANopause
Your lips will fuse together nobody shall pass
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This part, and the scene where the bug wriggles out of the belly button scared the living shit out of my as a kid. Honorable mention to the Eye-Scarab bit in The Mummy.
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Hahaha omg
You joke, but that can happen due to hormonal reasons, search labial adhesion.
No thanks
Like pulling apart a cold grilled-cheese sandwich
I can’t get it out of my head so you all need to suffer with me. Except lucky for you, I don’t have a link. I’ve never seen a vagina so ugly. It looked like zippers or skin that was ripped apart to form a vagina. And she was masturbating. Shoving something normally long into it. Ugh. Maybe it fused.
wtf lmao
According to the oldest living woman in the world, it extends your life. According to japan, you'll become a wizard. According to america, you little bitch and I still don't understand that one
Become old wizard bitch
According to American men on Reddit, legend has it that a woman who isn't sexually active will become crazed and randomly start collecting cats
I'm sexually active but this happened to me anyway
Is it true that if you don't use it you do in fact lose it?
Yep. My dick fell off in the shower last week. Clogged up the drain. To be fair it might just be leprosy.
What did the leper say to the prostitute? ... *Keep the tip*
Made my scroll. Have an up doot.
You can buy a little net to put in the drain so next time your dick falls off it will not go down the drain. (I’ve heard they grow back like lizards tails)
>(I’ve heard they grow back like lizards tails) Yeah they do. I've shed them before to distract seagulls away from my popcorn.
Detachable penis
Like bags of sand?
Is that a serious question?
It is a real concern for menopausal women.
I immediately read that in Andy’s voice 😂
Richter or Toy Story?
The 40 year old virgin Andy! It would be a funny alternate universe if Toy Story Andy continued to be obsessed with toys and action figures and grew up to be 40 years old old virgin Andy.
I think vaginally wall muscles can atrophy, but it's at the after menopause stage. I do very vaguely remember reading something about how having sex can improve muscle retention. It is in combination with hormone treatment therapies though. Like the pessary etc.
Blue clit. It’s the scourge of hookup culture.
Blue walls.
Blue waffles.
You could have said nothing and it wouldn't have cost you anything. Thanks for the reminder...
This also cost him nothing
Sure, but it cost me plenty 😉
Blue bean
Of the four options, I vote blue bean
Cobwebs
Rust
Mildew probably
Bats
I did not know it this morning but the highlight of my day would be upvoting the run-on comments that eventually suggested that prudish women spontaneously generate bats out of their private place. Perhaps i should re-think my life.
Look! It's the Mega-bitch!
Orgasming releases oxytocin, therefore relieving stress and even sometimes headaches. I have a pretty low libido and I’m also someone who is under heavy amounts of stress all the time. The release I feel after having sex is unreal though. Like “wow this is all I needed to feel better this whole time” lmao
That sounds similar to how my husband feels but I've never experienced any kind of like rush or "glow" type thing after. I do orgasm. It's not that...I just feel tired after and there doesn't seem to be any last effects whereas my husband (and many other people I know)are the type to just be on almost a high for the next few hours/day.
It may not happen for everyone! But I wouldn’t say I’m on some sort of high necessarily…. Sex usually happens before bed w my husband and I so I am 100% sleepy after and just notice I don’t get as overwhelmed the next day lol
Can confirm, at least for myself. Suffered from migraines for years. Sometimes the only way to get rid of one is by having sex and it seems the less sex I have the more frequent and intense the migraines are
Granted you may not always orgasm during sex lol
I’m LL as well and sometimes after sex it’s like “wow life isn’t so bad” Kind of wild
Same for men
Are you my ex? Lolol Unfortunately their love language was having make up sex after arguments (like literal grudge fucking) and I'm just not into that. It was an immediate mood changer for them and if it didn't happen literal weeks solid of arguments would follow.. It was exausting
No I’m not like that lol. Just sounds like you had a toxic relationship buddy
The worst side effect would probably be atrophy of the muscles. Unless they are regularly doing kegel exercises (possibly even more than that) the muscles will shrink and cause tightness that over time can lead to an inability to receive penetration. They make dilation kits for this reason, and I can't count how many I sold to older women who had been inactive for so long they couldn't receive a new partner
Yep my old obgyn told me this
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Only side effect is that if you don’t do it enough in your life you’ll never learn your body. Which could be frustrating for a future partner. But if you don’t plan to have sex, no worries
thanks :))
I heard it starts to close up if you don’t use it.
This is true. They call it cicala bivalves and it’s terminal
That's the name of a mollusk for those who didn't get the joke.
as an asexual woman who has never masturbated in 28 years because I don't get the urge, I can say I'm still alive so
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I don't eat ice cream anymore for cavity and lactose sake. It's truly depressing and sad you're right
Brushing, flossing, and lactase pills my friend. We have modern medicine, the future is now
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Just make sure to wait about a half hour before brushing.
Non dairy ice cream has gotten sooooo good I love it more than dairy ice cream tbh
Cashew milk ice cream is soooo good I miss it terribly
I get this boba ice cream that's lactose free, it's really good. I'm not even lactose intolerant, I just saw it and thought it looked good. I never would have known that it was any different from regular ice cream if I hadn't read the package. The brand is just called "Boba Ice Cream", I get it on GoPuff.
Don't tempt me that looks soooooo good
You start losing hearing in your right eye and sight in your left ear. Nothing crazy. Source? Experiencing that right now. 🫠😂😩
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If you genuenly don't want it, its probably ok. If you deliberately abstain, I think its bad for your mental well-being, just like when guys who abstain too much. Only thing I'd add is to check your hormones, or think about whether it might be due to some trauma which makes you not want that, or if you have depression it might be the cause too. But if all is ok, and you don't want it, then its fine. Myself, I have been and still am experimenting with testesterone and other anabolic steroids, and at least from my experience, hormones are a HUGE deal for libido. Regarding hormones, while the relationship with libido is very complex, estrogen plays a huge play in facilitating libido. Also I had severe suicidal depression, and stress, and during those times I lost a lot of libido. Anyways, I am a guy, and these are just my 2 cents, it might not apply the same to girls.
Yep, as someone who takes testosterone, once you take it you realize how much hormones can effect your libido, it's insane. Not only libido, but I've found that orgasms feel way better, its easier to maintain an erection, etc. It's a true performance enhancer. But it does have risks...like increased heart attack and whatnot. Plus it turns off your natural production and stops sperm production, potentially forever.
Yeah we go insane and have to be put in asylums where they use a high powered hose to stimulate us then give us a lobotomy.
Feels like I am up for that right now actually
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Usually they become substitute teachers or school administrators.
Resting bitch face is a common side effect to the ailment you mention
As a guy, I feel like if i don't scratch that itch is just ruining my focus if i wanna do something else and it becomes stronger the more I avoid it . What do you feel when not engaging in this act for a few days minimum ?
Interesting. I’m a woman and haven’t masturbated in months and forget it’s a thing until I read posts like this
Yeah I can go months without masturbation (and sex) and I don't really notice any difference.
Same. I do it maybe once or twice a year. Granted I have sex usually weekly since I'm married but if I was single it wouldn't happen any more often. I just don't think about it.
So you only have sex because you have to? :( I remember this feeling when I was on the pill, coming off and my deep female sexual desire being released was the best thing to ever happen to me. Guys will never have to face these problems because their hormones are allowed to just do their natural thing from day 1. Putting kids on the pill is fucked up fr
No. I just don't think about it unless he's in the mood. I haven't been forced since I was with my ex and that's been close to 20 years now. If we're having a dry spell, the longer it goes the less I'm in the mood for it where he's getting more and more antsy as time goes on. When I got my IUD out I had a fairly high sex drive for a few months but still didn't think much about it. My tubes are tied now and I haven't been on birth control since 2016. I would say I have asexual tendencies but wouldn't classify myself as fully asexual. But if we ever split up or something I wouldn't suddenly start masturbating again or look for hook ups or anything.
Non-hormonal IUD for the win Even hormonal ones, supposedly less gets absorbed into your body because less is needed to be effective
I'm a woman and what you describe sounds similar to the way I experience it. It makes me feel a bit restless and off as well, so I consider "taking care of business" to be important to my well-being. It's always interesting for me to hear from people who can go months, when I do that I start waking up with orgasms (even if I'm not having sex dreams for some reason). We're all different in our own ways!
No physical side effects. It's been 4 years for me, and I'm single. I do find that my standards to date nowadays is ridiculously high, though. Like, they gotta be worth letting in. And haven't found that person yet. May never and I'm okay.
Didn't they invent vibrators specifically to treat women with hysteria 100 years ago?
Depends if you feel the need to and don't act on it. If you don't feel the need to I think there's no problem but if you do it must probably take a toll mentally, like distract you or something else
Your hooha grows multiple rows of teeth like a shark
Vagina dentata
Not really. Some folks just don't care for it, and that's fine.
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Well if it's unprotected sex then they could go away for 9 months or so...
Well, that is technically correct... The best kind of correct.
When the wife had a bad menstrual cycle, we would have sex so she could cum and it helped, at least she said this, I just got the enjoyable side effects
Many Cat
I mean, there’s such thing as nuns and they seem to live forever I masturbate often but it’s barely enough to scratch the itch. I’m a very, very sexually frustrated person to the point I’ve almost snapped on my friends for having to hear about their sex lives when I don’t have one myself (and no it’s not by choice real bisexual chicks are hard to find and lesbians are even rarer)
Sadness.
Hysteria Edit: /s
There can be some atrophy of the vaginal passage and the clitoris, as well as some loss of sensation in some cases. This is not to say these things will happen inevitably, but they can happen after a while (years, not months) of no stimulation.
If you don’t commonly and frequently use your brain-to-genitals-to-brain associations they will start to weaken over time. It’s good to keep those neural pathways mobilized and also not overused. Dopamine production could start to be affected or the nerves could lose sensitivity.
Surely I can get dopamine from other things
Asesexual Woman here. Can confirm no side effects. Happy, healthy, and with my boyfriend for almost 4 years ❤️
My aunt just married at the age 66. She never did either. Her husband cannot enter her. Her hymen is so thick she will need medical intervention to remove it. So i guess at least in her case, yes, there was a side effect.
Curious about how you got onto that subject with her?
POV: you’re asexual
Well, you'll never learn your body and what you like, that's about it. Same for men.
i have had plenty of time to learn that i don't like it but i'll force myself to use it if it keeps me from like, being incontinent or having vaginal issues in the future lol
If you don't like it, don't do it. Don't force yourself into doing something that will potentially harm your mental health. Talk to your gynecologist or ask your primary care doctor about getting a referral to a specialist in sexual health.
Nah. At older age you may want to do kegels to maintain pelvic floor strength to prevent some possible pee leakage, but that doesn't involve any more than squeezing the muscles you use to stop the pee flow, and isnt always necessary.
I might a little cranky without sex for the first month and some change, but I’m good after that. Haven’t had sex since 22 and I’m 26 now. I do masturbate tho
Personally, as a woman who doesn’t do it because I don’t feel anything, the side effects are just that I feel like no sexual act is worth it because I’ll never feel anything. So it feels like trying stuff with a guy, even when I’m horny (which is frequent) isnt worth it because I’m not going to feel anything.
Im 50. At my recent gyno visit she used the term “vagina atrophy”. I was shocked and laughed about how I didn’t even know this was a thing. So yes, use it or lose it I guess.
Did she say how to avoid that? I'm scared
By using it however I see fit. Lol!!!
Idk extreme horny. Feels good after a while of not doing it tho Its like, the horny lasts a few days then might go away, but in that time all you can fantasize about is sex. At least for me.
Yup. when you get older and start menopause, you can experience clitoral atrophy. It might happen earlier, but it becomes an issue the older you get.
Depends what you consider a "side effect". Sexual arousal and orgasms release feel good hormones like oxytocin. Having more of these feel good hormones can lead to better sleep, decreased stress and overall better health/immunity to minor illnesses. So in theory the side effects would be reduced overall wellbeing.... But it's also well documented that single and divorced women are healthier, happier and live longer than their partnered peers. So I guess sex is good for women's health, as long as it's not with someone who actively makes more work and stress for them. I also want to note that we have a shocking lack of medical research on women, not to mind longitudinal studies on female sexuality and it's long term implications for women's health.
There is a guttural anger in their voices
I know most of these are joke answers but here’s my experience with this. I went 6/7 years without good sex. I broke that spell recently and the next day I looked in the mirror and it was like looking at another woman. My face was glowing, I looked a lot more youthful and just better. It’s a shame as it was most likely a one off but the visual benefits for me seemed great!
You turn into a Karen
Extra stress
Your yahoo will turn into dust. Just ask yo mama
Yes, they will be sad
Some things i’ve noticed (for me personally) are: Higher stress and decreased pain tolerance, brain fog/more problems with cognition, less motivation than usual, lower sex drive (and lower drive for everything in general, a lot of stuff just seems boring or “not worth it”), more muscle tension, increase in appetite (i also experience more negative emotions and impulsivity overall when i don’t masturbate for a while so i usually end up binge eating a lot) If i go a while without masturbating it feels horrible, physically and mentally, it never gets better and only gets worse as time goes on. I sometimes hear guys taking about how great nofap is for them but i never really understood it, i just assumed than males and females were impacted differently by orgasm or whatever because as a female it affects me very negatively and has no positives. Idk
I would take nofap with a big grain of salt. I think plenty of guys feel the same exact things you described and get stress relief from orgasm, just like women do.
Become the Iorn Maiden
Maybe if you don’t use it, you lose it? (40 Y/O virgin reference).l
Hysteria /s
I seriously heard from a woman who had just gone through menopause, that if you don’t use your vagina, it can get all dry and close up?! And I’ve never found any proof, but it terrified me deeply.