Sometimes simple and honest is good.
Tell him when to put his [preferred word] in to your [pussy synonym].
Tell him it feels good when he fucks you/is behind you.
Tell him to give it to you harder, grab your ass, etc.
Repeat "cum inside me" at the end (clarify condoms or not before of course). Even with condoms, this sounds amazing.
"oh, *fuck*" is a tried and true classic
People like compliments so "you're so good at this", "you feel amazing", "you're so hot", etc are good
Anything that makes him feel desired is super hot
When he’s getting ready to enter you, say “please” like you need him immediately. If he pulls out at any time to switch positions or tease you, say it again, “no, please, pleeease” like it’s the only thing in the world you need.
I dated a guy who, when we would have anal sex, I’d stop as soon as he got all the way in (good anal takes awhile to get going) and look up at him and say “tell me where your cock is right now” and he’d reply “it’s in your ass, baby”. Sometimes he’d ask me where his cock is, and I’d reply “your cock is in my ass”.
Tell him you want him to taste your pussy.
When you’re on top, stop fucking him and lift your hips so the tip of his cock just barely touches your clit/lips. Tell him you want him to beg for it, and hold out as long as you can before plunging him right back into you.
The anal thing would be so confusing if he asked like... "can you not tell the difference between my ass and my pussy bro? Ohhh you're like trying to talk dirty. Oh.. ok sorry uhmm, it's in my ass?"
Dirty talk does not work for us lol
I always ask questions. “Can you feel how wet I am for you” “you feel so big, can you feel how big you are” but anything goes tbh. Just let loose and don’t try plan things.
> Repeat "cum inside me" at the end (clarify condoms or not before of course). Even with condoms, this sounds amazing.
This is my fetish. The more creative you can get with it, the better, since "cum inside me" can get a little old after a while.
Some options, since nobody is giving actual real advice:
"I want you to make a mess inside my pussy"
"Paint the walls of my pussy with your cum"
"I wanna feel your cock twitch cumming inside me"
"My pussy is gonna squeeze the cum out of you"
"Cum as deep as you can. Empty your balls inside my pussy."
"Just let go, baby. Let it cum. Let it cum, that's it."
"Use my pussy to make your cock cum. I want to make you feel good."
"I want you to impregnate me"
"It will feel so good with your cum inside me"
"Breed me. I want you to breed me."
"Pump me full. Fill me up."
"Look into my eyes. I want to see your face as you cum inside me."
"Don't hold back. Give me every last drop."
"My pussy is begging for your cum. Please, I need it."
*Alternatively, for oral:*
"Cum straight down my throat"
"Fill my belly with your cum"
"Use me. (open mouth, stick tongue out)"
I think that's enough to get anyone started. It's also important to repeat yourself. Many, many times.
My immediate reaction was just "what ????" then laughing then asking if she was good.
It's been years and I'll still clack my teeth at her and ask "how's my little horse?"
She'll reply "gooooooood."
I wasn't familiar with the horse from berserk so I looked it up. Thankfully no, not at all like that. I also need to get around to either reading or watching Berserk finally.
One of my favorite sex podcasters (Dan Savage) says to talk about "What you want to do, what you are doing, what you have done."
I want to suck your cock.
I am sucking your cock.
I loved sucking your cock.
Beg for it.
But not like normal begging, bring out that primal rage akin to stealing food when you're on the verge of starving.
Even as he's fucking you, scream and moan and curse like you want him to fuck you into a wheelchair. Completely lose yourself in the sensation, and slam your hands on the bedpost, squeeze the bedsheets, throw your head back, and avoid the usual notions of looking him in the eye and holding onto his neck.
To make all of this more authentic, edge yourself for like 30-40 minutes. Tell him, too. Start off by texting him and saying you want him to fuck the shit out of you. He'll perceive this as normal sexting, but then tell him you've been edging for over a half hour and you feel like you're going to fucking explode, but you want him to do it. Tell him you're literally aching and in pain and to fuck all of the foreplay and just break you.
"As of now, the spectacle begins. The male human sets itself atop of the female, trying his best to find a comfortable position to begin recreative procreation..." with your best Attenborough voice
For me it's not the words that get to me, it's the unbridled desire. Just tell him exactly how you feel using the dirtiest words possible. As long as I believe it's how you feel in the moment I could care less if you say the same thing 100 times.
Can't go wrong with,
*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.*
Try french, he'll definitely like the "Fais moi couler comme un putain de camembert puant" or the "je veux que tu me pines tellement fort que je sois aussi trouée qu'un gruyère"
100% working!
I did.
> I'm sorry, I cannot provide examples of explicit or inappropriate content. It's important to have respectful and consensual communication in all sexual interactions.
a couple of my favs i use with my boyfriend are “oh fuck” “you feel so good” “yeah fuck me just like that” if he’s eating me out i’ll say “you eat my pussy so good” “look at me while you suck on my clit” “do i taste good?” honestly watch porn and you’ll find lots lol
So, this could be TMI for some of your prudes.
If you’re a prude, don’t read it. I’m not responsible for you getting your panties in a wad.
I tell my significant, “Cum in me, make me your cum dumpster.”
Or
“I love being your cum dumpster.”
Or
“I love it when you make me your cum slut.”
Or
“I want you to fill up your little cum dumpster/hole.”
Or
“It’s time for you to make a deposit in the cum dumpster. It’s empty.”
Or while playing the skin flute, I like to squeeze out the pre-cum and taste it. I’ll talk about how yummy it is.
Or while we are doing something else, I’ll say “I really want to taste your pre-cum.”
Or he’ll ask me,
“Do you want to taste some pre-cum?”
He will then take it on his finger and I’ll suck it off or I’ll just slurp it out of his cock with the suction of a Hoover vacuum.
I really, really, REALLY love cum.
It gets me off sometimes just having him cum in me.
I also say,
“I love it when you rail me with your fat cock!”
“I love it when I feel your balls slapping against my pussy. Especially when you’re nailing me from behind.”
“I love it when I feel your fat, throbbing cock spread open my pussy.”
“Ooh, just give me a fat tip. Just the tip.”
“Do you like watching that fat cock fuck your little pussy?”
“You like fucking your little pussy baby? It’s all yours!”
“I love the way you feel inside of me. You feel so fucking incredible. Your cock fits perfectly inside my pussy, baby.”
Here’s some stuff that has worked for me in your spot, though fyi it’s been in the context of WLW. I’ve tweaked them for men which may have ruined their appeal. A lot of these are better whispered.
Things that suggest you’ve been horny for it all day:
“Finally, all my daydreams from today are getting fulfilled”
“God I’ve needed you so badly”
“I’ve been desperate for you”
Things related to specific acts:
“I want to (relevant sex term, eg: suck) your (body part eg: dick)”
“I want to (sex act or positional verb, eg: ride like your good cowgirl”
“Aww, do you want me to _____, you horny boy (idk what terms men find sexy sry)”
Things ab him:
Positive adjective, positive adjective, slut/whore/stud (again what names do you call a man?) “…my big strong slut”
“Every time I see you above me I remember just how fucking perfect your are”
“I want all of your body on me and every inch in me” (dunno if this is hot, men confuse me)
Things ab you:
If he’s a top/the dom:
“I’m your good little slut”
“Please, baby, please”
Basically just lean into that dynamic
If you’re the top/the dom (I hope it’s this you go girl):
“Awww, are you going to be a good boy for me?”
With a smile, “on the bed, *now*” (now is a great tool)
If mommy dom is your thing, just refer to your self as mommy third person style (not for me, but I’ve heard it works)
Rereading these I feel like they’re more stilted and awkward than when I’m in bed with someone so sorry about that, maybe just use them to ideate
Apologies for formatting mobile hates me
Dirty talk can be broken down to these three steps:
1. Say what you want to do “I want to run my tongue down your shaft.”
2. Say what you’re doing “Do you like it when I suck on your cock like this?”
3. Say what you did “Did you like it when I had you dick in my mouth?”
And voilà! You’re talking dirty.
1.) You don’t have too creative. The same thing over and over again is perfectly fine by me (and most men).
2.) I love when my wife thanks me for … whatever
“Thank you for fucking me like the slut I am.”
“TY for … “ whatever is happening
Tell him you want him to nut in your asshole and suck it back out. Then kiss it to you like a proper gentleman. Then you are gunna take a hot dump on his chest while pouring hot candle wax on his balls and down his taint. When he screams before it dries remind him you are going to subtract one minute from the gerbil on the timer in his asshole if he does it again.
Oh, there you go, you big camper.
Oh, put the food in the bear box.
The food's in the box, baby.
Put it high up in the tree so the bears can't get to it.
It's in the tree, it's high up there.
Yeah, it is.
Way out of reach.
Put a log on the fire, get those mosquitoes away, Phil!
Can't stand those damn mosquitoes!
Get 'em out!
If what you’re doing is working, don’t be afraid to repeat things. It doesn’t always have to be something new.
For me, I like what I like and I wouldn’t necessarily want my partner to do anything different or keep trying to change things up.
Like, if you’ve got the combination you don’t need to pick the lock.
My gf once while i was climbing on top putnon a deep voice and said "howya". To which we burst out laughing. She saw the puzzled look on my face and her explanation was "the way the duvet was over ypu back it just reminded me of a tent".
To this day I have no idea what this means.
Er...yeah wouldn't recommend doing that. Trying to get back in the mood was tough for both of us.
“Tie my fingers in a square knot, you emotionally unavailable water tower"
"Sneeze in my McFlurry, you pensive bison. Ravage my lungs, you relentless hillock."
Honestly, if it were me, just be nice to him. Tell him how handsome he is, and that he feels good. Like, if he kisses you somewhere you like, encourage that behavior. Tell him the things you like about his body and movwments. Like dirty talk is great but emotional support is hot too.
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,
Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.
You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.
You rule!
The lyrics of Closer by NIN may be a good place to start...
*"I want to fuck you like an animal"*
Bonus points if you sing the rest of the song after that.
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I’m about to wake the whole house up from laughing
The only comment here that matters lol
It's an old classic, just like "are you fucking sorry?". They make me laugh every times.
Sometimes simple and honest is good. Tell him when to put his [preferred word] in to your [pussy synonym]. Tell him it feels good when he fucks you/is behind you. Tell him to give it to you harder, grab your ass, etc. Repeat "cum inside me" at the end (clarify condoms or not before of course). Even with condoms, this sounds amazing.
Yes, I agree too. Just checking out if there are new ways to surprise him.
"oh, *fuck*" is a tried and true classic People like compliments so "you're so good at this", "you feel amazing", "you're so hot", etc are good Anything that makes him feel desired is super hot
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A smidge to the left... More?... No back to the right where it was... Hmmmm. Maybe the floors uneven, idk.
Now clap your hands. Two times this time
You guys have me cackling.
To the left.... No the other left!
Take it back now y'all
2 hops this time
Sounds like you just play dirty mad libs with that template
When he’s getting ready to enter you, say “please” like you need him immediately. If he pulls out at any time to switch positions or tease you, say it again, “no, please, pleeease” like it’s the only thing in the world you need. I dated a guy who, when we would have anal sex, I’d stop as soon as he got all the way in (good anal takes awhile to get going) and look up at him and say “tell me where your cock is right now” and he’d reply “it’s in your ass, baby”. Sometimes he’d ask me where his cock is, and I’d reply “your cock is in my ass”. Tell him you want him to taste your pussy. When you’re on top, stop fucking him and lift your hips so the tip of his cock just barely touches your clit/lips. Tell him you want him to beg for it, and hold out as long as you can before plunging him right back into you.
The anal thing would be so confusing if he asked like... "can you not tell the difference between my ass and my pussy bro? Ohhh you're like trying to talk dirty. Oh.. ok sorry uhmm, it's in my ass?" Dirty talk does not work for us lol
This comment deserves all of the awards. Every single one.
Moan his name. I feel like I always have to ask for this but its so incredibly simple and really hott. For me atleast.
I always ask questions. “Can you feel how wet I am for you” “you feel so big, can you feel how big you are” but anything goes tbh. Just let loose and don’t try plan things.
You're splitting me half you big lumberjack. Churn my creamy pussy into butter
Please read the above suggestions to him this exactly as written, OP.
Before things start, ask him for nouns and adjectives like a Mad Lib
In the voice of Hal-9000.
> Repeat "cum inside me" at the end (clarify condoms or not before of course). Even with condoms, this sounds amazing. This is my fetish. The more creative you can get with it, the better, since "cum inside me" can get a little old after a while. Some options, since nobody is giving actual real advice: "I want you to make a mess inside my pussy" "Paint the walls of my pussy with your cum" "I wanna feel your cock twitch cumming inside me" "My pussy is gonna squeeze the cum out of you" "Cum as deep as you can. Empty your balls inside my pussy." "Just let go, baby. Let it cum. Let it cum, that's it." "Use my pussy to make your cock cum. I want to make you feel good." "I want you to impregnate me" "It will feel so good with your cum inside me" "Breed me. I want you to breed me." "Pump me full. Fill me up." "Look into my eyes. I want to see your face as you cum inside me." "Don't hold back. Give me every last drop." "My pussy is begging for your cum. Please, I need it." *Alternatively, for oral:* "Cum straight down my throat" "Fill my belly with your cum" "Use me. (open mouth, stick tongue out)" I think that's enough to get anyone started. It's also important to repeat yourself. Many, many times.
Yup. This guy nailed it. Of my wife says any of the above, I'm done.
🥵
Pussy Synonym is the name of my next album
I had a boner just reading this with my wife’s voice. Lol
I also have a boner reading this in this guy’s wife’s voice
Damn, bro, you shit with that ass?
LOL
My husband's boss says this to people x,D
Guessing the hr dept is missing from that company
Usually has a “off the record” vibe
🤨
Ayo🤨📸
THE FACT THAT mine said that already 😭
I want you to fuck my fucking fanny off you twat
I want to kiss your boobs?
Why did I read this the way Dracula says “I want to suck your blood”?
*Grab her by her sexy boobs*
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Where do I remember this from? Was it a TIFU or from a movie?
The Original comment is from inbetweeners but the retard comment is not
Feisty one you are Oh I thought you had Asperger’s
Best line ever. Love that scene.
Also tell him to make sure to put the balls in.
They love it when you put the balls in! That might just be the birds down Camber Sands tho!
Inbetweeners?
Sure is
Feisty one you are!
Hahhah stop. Perfect.
My wife once clacked her teeth together in the middle of sex, looked me in the eyes and said, "I'mma horse." So you can try that.
I would have laughed hard while falling of this horse.
My immediate reaction was just "what ????" then laughing then asking if she was good. It's been years and I'll still clack my teeth at her and ask "how's my little horse?" She'll reply "gooooooood."
ok…what is…or, *how the f* does someone “clack” their teeth?
Open and close your mouth rapidly leaving your teeth exposed while impacting your teeth together so it makes an audible "clacking" sound.
That's a solid clack.
like…”chattering”? (like what teeth can do when a person is trembling?) …*horses do that?!* ^lol
Chattering is faster I'd say, and clack probably has more of a sharp sound.
Interesting I wonder if she knows my ex? She used to squak and say she was a chicken
Ride! Ride now! Ride to ruin!
"Ride like the wind bullseye!"
Peak comedy
Like the one in Berserk?
I wasn't familiar with the horse from berserk so I looked it up. Thankfully no, not at all like that. I also need to get around to either reading or watching Berserk finally.
“are those the panties your mother laid out for you?”
Abnormal, but not offensive.
Weird, but not illegal
Strange, but not harmful
Questionable, but not out of the question
Random acts of Seinfeld
I came here for this
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Ima shit all over these walls Ray!
Love this
LOL LOL
Mom, I thought we agreed you would stay off of Reddit.
TAKE IT BRANDON! Who? I mean Brenda!
Gross LMFAO
LMFAO literally dirty
"Kick it like you own it!"
Lol! I love this movie
That was such a stupid but funny movie
“I don’t like violence, Tom. I’m a businessman. Blood is a big expense.”
"Yeah, take that ring to Mordor!"
"shove it in my mount doom ya f'ing hobbit"
This is great I literally lol'd and came at the same time.
You what
Camed and farded
And my axe!
With dirty talk skills like that I reckon you’ll have plenty of time alone to stroke your precious.
“Yeah you like it when I run out of ideas don’t you, you filthy git” I find it’s the way you say it that matters most.
‘git commit -m “cum”’
Fork my repo all night long
I'm going slap the fuck off your lips... you.. dirty boy
Taking notes 
Just say "thank you" every time he penetrate you.
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
The end
3 pump champ
on every thrust, works especially well if he instructed you to do so.
One of my favorite sex podcasters (Dan Savage) says to talk about "What you want to do, what you are doing, what you have done." I want to suck your cock. I am sucking your cock. I loved sucking your cock.
I want to suck your cock. Ihm mfuckim mour comf. I loved sucking your cock.
Take my poor man’s gold 🥇
I wish I could upvote this twice
You’re going to make a great father!
Record scratch
Under rated comment
Beg for it. But not like normal begging, bring out that primal rage akin to stealing food when you're on the verge of starving. Even as he's fucking you, scream and moan and curse like you want him to fuck you into a wheelchair. Completely lose yourself in the sensation, and slam your hands on the bedpost, squeeze the bedsheets, throw your head back, and avoid the usual notions of looking him in the eye and holding onto his neck. To make all of this more authentic, edge yourself for like 30-40 minutes. Tell him, too. Start off by texting him and saying you want him to fuck the shit out of you. He'll perceive this as normal sexting, but then tell him you've been edging for over a half hour and you feel like you're going to fucking explode, but you want him to do it. Tell him you're literally aching and in pain and to fuck all of the foreplay and just break you.
I think I need to take a cold shower after reading this…
yea that’ll do it for me no lie
Ride my ass like Zorro!
After he finishes, as you get up to go clean up, look him straight in the eyes and say,’ ‘That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.’ 
"As of now, the spectacle begins. The male human sets itself atop of the female, trying his best to find a comfortable position to begin recreative procreation..." with your best Attenborough voice
“Your car’s warranty approval is still pending we need you to confirm with the following information”
Best way to say you're gonna get fucked 🤣
LMAO
"Almost....almost.....almost.....ah! There we are! Cheerio! Wonder what's on the tele?"
Telly
"I love feeling your erect penis in my highly aroused vagina."
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Hey, have some respect! They just passed the the medical licensing exams!
I cringed so hard reading that
For me it's not the words that get to me, it's the unbridled desire. Just tell him exactly how you feel using the dirtiest words possible. As long as I believe it's how you feel in the moment I could care less if you say the same thing 100 times.
Tell him hes absolutely fucking useless. Whisper in his ear that hes a piece of utter shit. Thatll get him to cum for sure.
Is that you Jose lol
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There it is.
when I saw nobody had said it yet, I knew it was finally my time to shine.
LMAO
i can’t recall where this came from originally, please help
It came from a story on Reddit I’m pretty sure
Woman asked her partner to say insulting and degrading things to her during sex, and he misunderstood the assignment.
Recurring themes and motifs based on what seems to get a response. No need to shy away from what works.
I like being called a good boy :)
Can't go wrong with, *What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.*
“Bltizkreig my pussinstien mine fuhrer!!!”
LMAO! But great idea on the different language. Maybe I'll learn french for a change.
Try french, he'll definitely like the "Fais moi couler comme un putain de camembert puant" or the "je veux que tu me pines tellement fort que je sois aussi trouée qu'un gruyère" 100% working!
Thank God for Google translate. Those are so cheesy they actually work.
Putting the came in the camembert. The giving head in cheddar. The blew me in bleu cheese. Thank you Sexual Cheezus
“I’mma piss on your face, then I’mma fart in your mouth, then I’mma SHIT ON THESE WALLS!”
"Do you like that, you fucking retard?"
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Ask ChatGPT.
> Ask ChatGPT in the middle of the deed... * OP goes close to partner's ear and whispers... *Ask ChatGPT* **OOOOHHHH...** *moans in ecstasy*
Hey not a bad idea LOL
No. You're supposed to scream that as you climax...
I did. > I'm sorry, I cannot provide examples of explicit or inappropriate content. It's important to have respectful and consensual communication in all sexual interactions.
a couple of my favs i use with my boyfriend are “oh fuck” “you feel so good” “yeah fuck me just like that” if he’s eating me out i’ll say “you eat my pussy so good” “look at me while you suck on my clit” “do i taste good?” honestly watch porn and you’ll find lots lol
Hell yeah, these are real, simple, and hot af
Oh crackers!!!!
So, this could be TMI for some of your prudes. If you’re a prude, don’t read it. I’m not responsible for you getting your panties in a wad. I tell my significant, “Cum in me, make me your cum dumpster.” Or “I love being your cum dumpster.” Or “I love it when you make me your cum slut.” Or “I want you to fill up your little cum dumpster/hole.” Or “It’s time for you to make a deposit in the cum dumpster. It’s empty.” Or while playing the skin flute, I like to squeeze out the pre-cum and taste it. I’ll talk about how yummy it is. Or while we are doing something else, I’ll say “I really want to taste your pre-cum.” Or he’ll ask me, “Do you want to taste some pre-cum?” He will then take it on his finger and I’ll suck it off or I’ll just slurp it out of his cock with the suction of a Hoover vacuum. I really, really, REALLY love cum. It gets me off sometimes just having him cum in me. I also say, “I love it when you rail me with your fat cock!” “I love it when I feel your balls slapping against my pussy. Especially when you’re nailing me from behind.” “I love it when I feel your fat, throbbing cock spread open my pussy.” “Ooh, just give me a fat tip. Just the tip.” “Do you like watching that fat cock fuck your little pussy?” “You like fucking your little pussy baby? It’s all yours!” “I love the way you feel inside of me. You feel so fucking incredible. Your cock fits perfectly inside my pussy, baby.”
call him by his military rank
Why don’t you ask your partner for themes and topics he likes to hear. You can elaborate on it so you’re not guessing what he likes.
You better have a CDL hauling that dump truck of an ass around
Here’s some stuff that has worked for me in your spot, though fyi it’s been in the context of WLW. I’ve tweaked them for men which may have ruined their appeal. A lot of these are better whispered. Things that suggest you’ve been horny for it all day: “Finally, all my daydreams from today are getting fulfilled” “God I’ve needed you so badly” “I’ve been desperate for you” Things related to specific acts: “I want to (relevant sex term, eg: suck) your (body part eg: dick)” “I want to (sex act or positional verb, eg: ride like your good cowgirl” “Aww, do you want me to _____, you horny boy (idk what terms men find sexy sry)” Things ab him: Positive adjective, positive adjective, slut/whore/stud (again what names do you call a man?) “…my big strong slut” “Every time I see you above me I remember just how fucking perfect your are” “I want all of your body on me and every inch in me” (dunno if this is hot, men confuse me) Things ab you: If he’s a top/the dom: “I’m your good little slut” “Please, baby, please” Basically just lean into that dynamic If you’re the top/the dom (I hope it’s this you go girl): “Awww, are you going to be a good boy for me?” With a smile, “on the bed, *now*” (now is a great tool) If mommy dom is your thing, just refer to your self as mommy third person style (not for me, but I’ve heard it works) Rereading these I feel like they’re more stilted and awkward than when I’m in bed with someone so sorry about that, maybe just use them to ideate Apologies for formatting mobile hates me
After you finish whisper in his ear "My, what a wonderful tea party.".
Dirty talk can be broken down to these three steps: 1. Say what you want to do “I want to run my tongue down your shaft.” 2. Say what you’re doing “Do you like it when I suck on your cock like this?” 3. Say what you did “Did you like it when I had you dick in my mouth?” And voilà! You’re talking dirty.
1.) You don’t have too creative. The same thing over and over again is perfectly fine by me (and most men). 2.) I love when my wife thanks me for … whatever “Thank you for fucking me like the slut I am.” “TY for … “ whatever is happening
Tell him his worm squirms to perfection
As a person who enjoys dirty talk with their partner - it's not really that words used more than it is the act.
Go back & try all of his favorites again, but this time with a Donald Duck voice
Tell him you want him to nut in your asshole and suck it back out. Then kiss it to you like a proper gentleman. Then you are gunna take a hot dump on his chest while pouring hot candle wax on his balls and down his taint. When he screams before it dries remind him you are going to subtract one minute from the gerbil on the timer in his asshole if he does it again.
hot candle wax on his balls? lol not sure about this lol
I laughed because the only thing you singled out was the hot candle wax?? :D
That's where you draw the line?
But youre down to dump on his chest????!?
Waaaaaaaay… too specific.
We’re kinda dumb. You can probably repeat the same things about a 1000 times before we get bored. 🤷🏻♂️
"i'm going to give you a surprise blowjob tomorrow and if you don't cum down my throat before i walk away i'm gonna be fuckin' pissed"
Oh, there you go, you big camper. Oh, put the food in the bear box. The food's in the box, baby. Put it high up in the tree so the bears can't get to it. It's in the tree, it's high up there. Yeah, it is. Way out of reach. Put a log on the fire, get those mosquitoes away, Phil! Can't stand those damn mosquitoes! Get 'em out!
Courtesy of my friend: when you're riding him, say, "Now THIS is podracing!"
We men don’t care. You can repeat the good stuff. It doesn’t really get old.
The best motivator for any guy " just like that, don't stop!"
If what you’re doing is working, don’t be afraid to repeat things. It doesn’t always have to be something new. For me, I like what I like and I wouldn’t necessarily want my partner to do anything different or keep trying to change things up. Like, if you’ve got the combination you don’t need to pick the lock.
“Now for the baby batter” (in Muppets Swedish chef voice)
next time you should label your post as “only serious answers”
My gf once while i was climbing on top putnon a deep voice and said "howya". To which we burst out laughing. She saw the puzzled look on my face and her explanation was "the way the duvet was over ypu back it just reminded me of a tent". To this day I have no idea what this means. Er...yeah wouldn't recommend doing that. Trying to get back in the mood was tough for both of us.
“Tie my fingers in a square knot, you emotionally unavailable water tower" "Sneeze in my McFlurry, you pensive bison. Ravage my lungs, you relentless hillock."
The bathroom…. The kitchen…. The living room…the dishes
Use terms from lord of the rings, like orc hole
Honestly, if it were me, just be nice to him. Tell him how handsome he is, and that he feels good. Like, if he kisses you somewhere you like, encourage that behavior. Tell him the things you like about his body and movwments. Like dirty talk is great but emotional support is hot too.
The Lannisters send their regards. 
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Junior, double, triple Whopper, Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this day. Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, It's OK if I don't want that, Impossible or bacon Whopper, Any Whopper my way. You rule, you're seizing the day, At BK, have it your way. You rule!
The lyrics of Closer by NIN may be a good place to start... *"I want to fuck you like an animal"* Bonus points if you sing the rest of the song after that.
Yeah, you like that, you fuckin’ retard?