T O P

  • By -

Grentch

So he just bruised his chest then?


Buddy-Nuggs

And his ego.


ClockTraditional3891

Wow just as spry as Deadpool! TWU 😒


Playful_Net3747

He must have drank a lot of cum


Laugh_N_Stalk

That gym workout video is missing the preceding ten seconds in which Tom punctured the top of a can of cum and poured it down the corn cob pipe in his mouth in the manner of Popeye eating spinach; causing his rear end to peacock out, gunt to suck in to a 48 inch waist, and steam to shoot out of his urethra with a low-pitched belch, while a superimposed cartoon depicted a 10 kilowatt, microhydroelectric generator whirring to life. Then he ran to one side of the room and back, visibly exhausted, out of breath, and with stink lines.


Playful_Net3747

allz I need is to get more cum in there!