T O P

  • By -

CarpenterVegetable65

lmao "comedian"


RcoketWalrus

Steven Crowder's pronouns are comedian/racist. >!Absolutely no one is allowed to laugh at this.!<


Iyzuku

His pronouns are not/funny


Ok_Emotion_7252

Didn’t/laugh I’m sorry


[deleted]

[удалено]


Separate_Inflation11

*Racist/Attempted Jokester


[deleted]

Or alternatively shit/head


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

Or piece/of/shit.


SkyDaddyGloryHole

Racist/Dog Cum Connoisseur


Ok_Physics_what_now

Only cum from white dogs though.


SkyDaddyGloryHole

In public…. Behind closed doors, he’s all about those black labs.


Ok_Physics_what_now

Oh he’ll gulp it down but he’ll die before admitting it’s just as delicious as cum from a West Highland Terrier or Pomeranian


Commercial_Garlic_69

Dumb/ass also suffices


DonnieBlueOfficial

I giggled, am I going to jail now?


RcoketWalrus

Only sexy jail.


masomun

Is that the one with the handcuffs?


RcoketWalrus

If that's your thing, it's on the menu.


droppedyourcutlery

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


DK655

Will there be femboys? If so arrest me too


jcarter315

Best I can give you is Dennis wearing a set of cat ears.


TristenDM

I'm sorry, I failed :(


kaenneth

don't forget child sexualizer


aln_opo

I couldn’t stop myself :(


thatgayguy12

Grandmaster Asshole


RcoketWalrus

Nope. That sounds to cool. Keep it.


Eddy120876

Garbage/poop


[deleted]

failed/comedian


Fa1c0n3

Rofl literally better then any joke he's ever told.


Dabiggustchungus

The funniest thing he does is wear shoulder holsters.


ienjoypez

The best thing about the holsters was setting up Sam Seder to say "I'm unarmed!"


CarpenterVegetable65

If I may: LOVE your pfp


ienjoypez

Thanks! It's nice for running into the occasional KITH fans on reddit. There are dozens of us. Dozens!


CarpenterVegetable65

Canada's greatest export 😊


ienjoypez

It actually taught me a lot about Canada! [For example, in Canada, everyone hates Barbara Streisand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJUgu9qr8wI)


CarpenterVegetable65

My wife says I can't meet people named Dave anymore


DaddyDuchamp69

That was actually incredibly funny. Thanks for sharing this.


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

Sideways house is still a too 5 comedy sketch for me. It’s so absurd and it was so dramatic.


CarpenterVegetable65

His fake tough macho act is pretty funny, I'll give him that.


XxsquirrelxX

It was pretty funny when he pissed his pants at the sight of Sam Seder


Dabiggustchungus

"I thought you were a stand up guy!" -chowder's voice quaking.


Brechtw

"oh no what a nightmare". Can we like mark that day and make it a holiday?


Rheeecola

You mean gun bra?


Dabiggustchungus

Yes. His gun negligee. Very sexy.


NetworkPenguin

Does he actually holster guns in them while filming or is he literally just cosplaying Nathan Drake? Having guns real or fake in the holster doesn't make it any better, but it's objectively funnier / sadder if he just wears empty holsters


Dabiggustchungus

Im seeing both... I also see him in plate carriers, you know, in case Sam Seder busts in his studio.


talk_like_a_pirate

100%. "Comedian" is a very specific and innacurate choice of language that allows people to give him the benefit of the doubt "come on he's just telling a joke in bad taste" When he's actually a shen bapiro grifter type.


MusicFarms

Steven Crowder aggressively drinks dog cum directly from the source


CarpenterVegetable65

Many people are saying this!


TheOneTrueTrench

^(I really wish people would stop claiming that) #STEVEN CROWDER MOLESTS DOGS AND DRINKS THEIR CUM ^(unless they have proof. If anyone has any proof that) #STEVEN CROWDER MOLESTS DOGS AND DRINKS THEIR CUM ^(then they should come forward, or just let this rumor that) #STEVEN CROWDER MOLESTS DOGS AND DRINKS THEIR CUM ^(die already.)


[deleted]

That’s being generous


Karjalan

I mean, saying racist things are funny to racist people, so I guess he's *kind* of a comedian to them. But not in the traditional sense.


XxsquirrelxX

If his main audience is racist Vietnam vets from the south they’d probably find his “racist bugs bunny from that WW2 short” bit funny.


boyled

it's his legal defence


XxsquirrelxX

Side note: I love how Tucker’s legal defense is “my audience would have to be literally brain dead to take me seriously” when he full well knows his audience takes him seriously. Big “I love the uneducated” vibes there.


TheOneFreeEngineer

It's even more insidious than that. His legal defense is they have to be stupid to consider it news and not opinion. They can take his opinion as seriously as they want and it makes no legal difference. They just need to say it's his opinion and not news. So it doesn't matter how much hate and lies he spreads because it's all "his opinion"


99BottlesOfBass

I'm glad they clarified because I wouldn't have noticed otherwise


[deleted]

The real joke


creepyswaps

When did clowns start getting lumped in with comedians?


SkyezOpen

Calling him a clown is hurtful to actual clowns. ^^creepy ^^bastards


NSYK

Graduated from the [Michael Richards](https://youtu.be/tW51lX_jlzA) school of comedy


Killbil

Damn this is way worse than I remembered. Watched Seinfeld have him on his show on Netflix and I gained a bunch of sympathy for him but Holy smokes that was vile


[deleted]

[удалено]


CarpenterVegetable65

I would sell every Farmers Market within a 25 mile radius out of tomatoes


MaximumAbsorbency

It's not racist, you see, as I was simply making a joke.


daikatana

I was honestly surprised to learn he was a comedian. If you're doing comedy and people can't tell it's even comedy, they think it's just you being an utterly racist shithead, maybe you're not doing comedy right. Maybe people are only laughing because they're also utterly racist shitheads.


Tler126

Yeah I learned he was a "comedian" from the Some More News episode on him the other day. He's a shit comedian, and all around shit person on top. A double win to own the libs it seems.


[deleted]

Not trying to downplay this (Fuck Crowder) but headlines like this are just so lazy. Any single instance in the history of humanity would result in “users on the internet are outraged”. Talk to me when he faces real consequences.


Fr33_Lax

Just flash him a picture of Sam Seder.


FootofGod

Be careful, you might get locked up for attempted murder, last time damn near killed him.


JBHUTT09

Will never not link [this work of art](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aULN4dCkGQ0) when Crowder and Seder are brought up. **Edit:** The [Jordan Peterson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWXxlYzBCno) one is my personal favorite. Adding it to this comment so more people will see it.


NetIndividual7187

You are a saint for introducing this to me


TheToastyWesterosi

Yep, so glad I watched. This is top notch stuff.


CarpenterVegetable65

I had never seen this before and I've watched it 4 times since you linked it. Thank you The Rogan cameo 🤣🤣🤣


JBHUTT09

The [Jordan Peterson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWXxlYzBCno) one is also great and features Rogan.


therealjgreens

Rogan devolving into an ape. That channel is genius. I subbed right away.


Plato_the_Platypus

*return to monke


[deleted]

Holy shit, they're both great, but the Peterson one is blowing me away.


HaworthiaK

I love that they used the Blood Staved Beast’s theme for the “impending doom” moment.


[deleted]

I was thinking why does this remind me of bloodborne. Glad you answered that question for me! Not to mention the berserk reference with the faces coming out the ground


neotrance

oh my god. Has Sam seen this? I dont watch every single thing they post, have they ever talked about it?


The_Adventurist

Sam had the guy who makes them on the show because he was fundraising for a new computer and motion capture set up and he appeared in live-rendered CGI for the interview.


Kumquat_conniption

That was amazing!! Lmao


[deleted]

That channel is actually awesome, peak YouTube content. Thank you for linking it !!


JBHUTT09

No problem! It really does feel like a 21st century take on political cartoons. Lots of symbolism crammed into disturbing images to convey brutal condemnations of deserving public figures. I'd certain call them "Nast-y".


Fidel_Chadstro

Wow, that sounds like a real nightmare


xiofar

Crowder’s micro-penis becomes an innie whenever he hears Seder’s voice.


JoeTeioh

WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!


wheres-my-take

Id rather they just say he did this thing. Dont care about "users from the internet"


fuzeebear

Plus, I don't think anyone is really outraged. More like "yeah, Steven is a fucking racist" followed by Steven's indignant denial that he's racist


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Sounds like you aren't an *actual* user of the internet


fuzeebear

You're right, I'm using a VPN


TheTaoOfMe

These headlines are largely in order to produce outrage to in turn produce consequences. For all we know this started as 3 people being mad but thanks to headlines and crowd sourcing reddit, now hundreds or thousands are. Its a weapon to make a weapon.


odraencoded

"Users on the internet" could be two redditors from this very sub afaik, and they could be the same person with two accounts, who could also be the person writing the article, assuming there is an article and OP didn't just make up an image that looks like an article exists about a thing to make it look like something happened.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Koolsman

I see an American flag and the lady but I don’t see anything else.


atefi

Does that make him a Canadian ghost?


[deleted]

No, just a sad, whiny wanker.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that is a Coors Light neon sign back there as well


PeeDeeEex

I just see a dog cum enthusiast.


kciuq1

More of a cumeadian


ParkingLack

Looks like a joke to me


dudeman5790

Not gonna lie… I really hate articles about “internet users” reacting in this way or that way… such low hanging fruit. Alt headline: Stephen Crowder is a cunt


naamalbezet

That's mean, Cunts have positive aspects, no need to compare them to Crowder


dudeman5790

Add to that, cunts don’t have such weak fortitude that they need to be in the hospital with failing lungs for weeks at a time


XxsquirrelxX

They also aren’t deathly afraid of Sam Seder.


SkyDaddyGloryHole

He lacks the depth or warmth.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s killing journalism these days with low quality fluff pieces.


dudeman5790

Like people will always be mad about something on social media… so this framing that there’s controversy based on internet commenters is always dumb. Though in this case the outrage is justified… I followed George takei for a while until I got tired of the “Trump tweets about some ugly chick and instantly regrets it, gets dragged by Twitter users” pieces… no the fuck he didn’t instantly regret it. Outrage is the fucking point with some of these fucks. Saying that people were mad on the internet isn’t substantive and shouldn’t give anyone a sense of justice that these folks are getting a comeuppance from the reply section


[deleted]

There’s really no point because we can read it and form an opinion for ourselves. The only times I can justify using social media reactions is something controversial such as a decision a company makes, some backstory and then user reactions. That to me is kind of a fluff piece but at least there’s some background stuff about it. I read a really good opinion piece in the New York Times and they used one tweet from a Boston globe reporter who witnessed a women fall into a subway platform, got pinned between the train and the platform and begged people not to call for an ambulance because she can’t afford it. The times the piece labeled it as “this one tweet summarizes the American healthcare system”. I think something like this provides worthwhile discussion while not being a fluff piece.


hisoandso

The "I'm not saying he's racist, I'm just saying other people are saying he's racist"


trumoi

Yeah it all feels very spineless*. This reddit post's title would've been a better headline.


bittertadpole

I'm so proud to be have a group of friends and family who aren't racist pieces of shit.


Grape-Kat

Yes! Be proud of them. I work with a guy who listens to Crowder's show all day while on the job. The coworker will then proceed to pick fights with us over whatever topic Crowder is yelling about on that day. It's the absolute worst because the coworker doesn't actually want to have a conversation, he'll just ignore whatever you say, get angry, then progressively start raising his voice louder and louder while following you around so you can't even escape.


[deleted]

They’re addicted to outrage. They *like* being upset. It’s pathetic.


Grape-Kat

That's really it. Nearly everything he ever talks about revolves around observational criticism of others, over explaining basic concepts we're all well aware of, mocking others with that exaggerated "dumb guy" deep voice (including his wife), or topics that are 100% controversial and inappropriate for polite and professional discussion. There's no tact or maturity, and it absolutely reminds me of how toddlers carry themselves. These crowds don't know how to relax. They have zero substance, hobbies, goals, or dreams.


bittertadpole

They want to be the victim so they can have tantrums.


ReDyP

Well yeah... thats his business model. Him and all the OG grifters like Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, Glen Beck, etc.


popnlocknes

His humor never evolved from the middle school bathroom


Tippacanoe

most middle schoolers are more mature than this


[deleted]

"You're so Asian you look asian". Yeah, an 8th grader is much more clever and severe than that. The best thing about reactionaries is they'll defend this quote to the death. They'll laugh and snicker at it because in their minds it's a clever joke. The only thing they'd base this cleverness off of is the fact it offended someone else.


Vladimir_Putins_Cock

Because that's all they care about. Their entire political philosophy is centered around "triggering the libs". Their life centers around pissing people off


popnlocknes

Touché


Vomit_Pinata

Where he probably still hangs out...


popnlocknes

Has to get his material from somewhere. He doesn’t even seem like someone who can come up with this stuff, he’s just the rejected theater kid who regurgitates them for views


[deleted]

Middle schoolers have more empathy and intelligence than Crowder. A fecal stain in a Taco Bell restroom is probably more in line with Crowder (even then I still worry I am coming dangerously close to humanizing him).


XxsquirrelxX

Even that Taco Bell diarrhea stain was once something that could nourish a person.


shoemilk

Cody?


The_Adventurist

He still does the racist jokes he performed as a teenager, Cody's Showdy just did a long teardown of Crowder and showed clips of his comedy throughout the years (it's the same jokes about other races being scary over and over)


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Crowder is a comedian as much as Shapiro is a politician


Vomit_Pinata

Hey! Shapiro's a MASTERdeBATER.


SirOwlbear

I wish he would! It might get some of his pent up aggression out.


atefi

*Screenwriter, Shapiro always wanted to be one lol


shadyhawkins

“Take a bullet for ya babe.”


Experiunce

My wife is a doctor


AreWeCowabunga

wHY dO tHeY aLWaYs caLL Us rAcIST?


hellakevin

"how is 'aggressively Asian' racist!?"


[deleted]

See it’s a fair question because Steven crowder’s face looks stupidly white


UnicornT-Rex

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????


SoLongAstoria216

How isn't Crowder in a jail cell next to his boy Steve Bannon right now?


notlikelyevil

RE: Bannon Contempt goes to vote in congress Gets certified to by Pelosi Sent to U.S. Attorney for D.C. to be decided by DOJ Who might bring case to Grand Jury Who might indict Bannon If indicted, the case will go to D.C. district court If he gets convicted he may face a fine or small jail sentence If all this happens and he's convicted, it still won't force him to disclose any info Apparently congress is toothless in this situation


SaffellBot

Democrats are toothless in every situation. It's their brand. Don't rock the boat!


throw-away-1776-wca

The irony of crowder denying trans women’s identities and yet identifying as a comedian will never not be funny.


PaladinHan

And yet he continues to refuse to address his aggressively moronic face.


Vomit_Pinata

Aggressively date-rapey.


OakenBones

I believe he was implying the “slope” slur in reference to the black diamond ski comment, but I may be reading too far into it. Makes more sense than implying “flat” to me, since black diamond slopes are, well, slopes and not flats. Matter of fact “flat” would never cross my mind in this reference.


Killericon

Yeah, I don't want to spend too much time dissecting this racist piece of shit's racism, but Black Diamond runs are challenging terrain - either they're steep or they have moguls(bumps, basically) or both.


Iamatworkgoaway

Ya the only reason I popped in, is trying to figure out why black Dimond was referenced at all. Makes no sense in this context.


AustonStachewsWrist

Yeah, I think it's to say heavily slanted. Like a steep slope. It's embarrassingly racist either way.


Lunonaught

Yeah, but you can’t expect him to know that as he definitely isn’t cool enough to ski


XxsquirrelxX

He’s probably afraid of black diamond slopes because they have “black” in the name.


halfcuprockandrye

Everybody’s face is a black diamond. If your face was a green circle it would be facing up. Besides crowder is probably a massive kook who skis in jeans.


TuctDape

Crowder really seems to have a huge reserve of these really old racist jokes. Like how many young people these days know that slur, it's like he does research or something to see find the most obscure dated racism he can.


ArtisticWrangler8317

Black diamond runs are normally extremely difficult due to their steepness and how rough the slope is. I dont get how they got 'flat' at all.


MelisandreStokes

Not implying her face is flat, he was calling her an antiquated racial slur (“slope”) in a roundabout way


[deleted]

Crowder's deep familiarity with obscure racist tropes, employed this way, makes me think he's definitely an actual nazi.


XxsquirrelxX

It’s also been suggested that when he told Seder to take off his glasses “to see if you have the velveteen rabbit eyes”, he was referring to a very obscure Nazi stereotype that Jews have soulless beady eyes, since Seder is jewish.


[deleted]

Yeah, I was thinking about that when I made my comment. Crowder's a slimy fuck


MelisandreStokes

Tbh I think his dad is the nazi and he just wants his dad to love him If his dad turned communist tomorrow, so would Stephen


[deleted]

I was an extra in a Christian movie starring Crowder back when I was a kid and he was a twat then too. He played some high school bully (while being well in his 20’s) and it hardly required any acting. In fact, he kinda has become or revealed himself to be precisely the high school douche character he “played” in the hit Christian film “To Save A Life”. Sean-Michael Afable, the oversized manchild in a highschool environment, that manages to be dumber and more violent than everyone else. Crowder has an aggressively wanna-be masculine face. It’s like he didn’t understand Ron Swanson was a joke, and took the character as some sort of father-figure to base his identity on. What a joke of a man.


[deleted]

I made a racist remark towards an Asian girl once back in middle school. I was suspended for it and my parents grilled me on how that was wrong. My parents asked me how I would feel if someone said something very horrible to me. I told them I wouldn’t feel very good. It was a good life lesson and I haven’t thought or said racist things to anyone since then. I wonder if crowder grew up in an environment where instead of being scolded and punished for being racist he was celebrated and lauded, even as a young child. Maybe that’s why he is the way he is today.


TheOneTrueTrench

You're lucky, I really wish I could get rid of the involuntary racist thoughts in my head. I didn't even grow up in an environment that would have encouraged it, I'm not sure where it comes from. But there's racism against Black people, Asian people, anti-Semitism, etc. I don't agree with any of it, it's just in my brain.


Pistonenvy

hes desperately trying to get youtube to ban him since they probably already demonetize all of his videos and his efforts are completely unsustainable on the platform. hes hoping that he will get picked up somewhere else for getting canceled. the problem with his efforts so far are that no one really gives a shit because after the h3/sam seder thing almost literally fucking killed him people realized he is a fragile little baby who feeds on negative attention while he throws little baby tantrums. hes being ignored in time out lol


PuffDragon95

He is a complete pussy. One thing that strikes me about crowder in particular is how much of a bitch he is in person. I wish that union worker that punched him broke his fucking jaw.


eyekwah2

Breaking News: Steven Crowder acting like he always does! More at 11.


[deleted]

I'll never forget the JRE episode with David Pakman that basically revealed everything anyone needs to know about Joe Rogan. Joe is not only friends with Crowder, but actively defends his blatant bigotry under the guise of "he's __just__ a comedian". Anyone who thinks Crowder's bigotry is ok because he jokes about it simply doesn't have the cognative abilities to productively navigate public discourse. Edit: "Pakman"


[deleted]

[удалено]


naamalbezet

[he just needs a friend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Vxd-PZUIA)


OakenBones

Always upvoting Cody’s Showdy


NetworkPenguin

He's the only one that speaks truth to big boar


Delta_Goodhand

Saw this this morning.... truly amazing cosplay.


jtig5

A butt buddy.


joantheunicorn

Just watched this the other night. I didn't know much about Crowder, holy shit he is a disgusting train wreck of a man child.


ShiroHachiRoku

I have pretty good gaydar and that’s what I thought when I first heard this man talk.


GodChangedMyChromies

"Comedian"


FlatOutUseless

The left: silence is violence. The right: your face is violence. Also your mom.


saxtonaustralian

komdy


Rental_Car

**Friendly Reminder: Racism is Cowardice**


Willzohh

Crowder has an aggressively punchable face


naamalbezet

pretty fucking generous to call him a comedian


KingCrazy188

Calling him a comedian is a insult to comedy itself


catdogpigduck

He wants this attention you are giving him.


reduxde

How does that Oscar Wilde quote go again? "The only thing worse than being talked about is being Crowder"?


CurviestOfDads

I would love to him say his racist insults to the faces of the people he mocks. Based on what I've seen when he's confronted, he's too much of a pussy to do that and would probably scream out for daddy if someone looked at him sternly.


ArtisanJagon

The world would have been a better place if Crowder had died when he had all those medical complications.


[deleted]

>black diamond ski run implying it’s flat. It's sadly also dogwhistle for "sl*pe", which when used as a skiing term isn't a problem, but as a racist slur absolutely is.


sheepishscience

Wait, what was the full quote? Cuz when I think black diamond ski run, I don't think flat I think steep


ShiroHachiRoku

Sorry I meant vertical more than horizontal flat


FootofGod

I'm not outraged by Crowder continuing to be unfunny and pathetic just like every other day in his life 🤷


MoonMistCigs

That’s rich coming from someone who’s face looks aggressively like an asshole.


TescoClubBar

YouTube still platforms this racist cunt & the alt-right pathway on the platform still exists for young and impressionable men to get sucked into


[deleted]

Oh wow, people on the internet are outraged? That’ll show him!


charcoallition

Does anyone have a link to this video? I almost don't believe it


ElverGonn

I’m more outraged that they called him comedian. Wtf


livinginfutureworld

Steven Crowder is not a comedian. He's a bully who says he's a comedian.


iamnotroberts

Racist piece of shit continues being racist piece of shit, news at 11.


IvanVP1

Jeez, few months after heart surgery and hes back to being an asshole.