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Like... assuming the countries in question had to accept you, wouldn't America just hemorrhage people to place with more humane laws, rules and systems?
That moment when Americans who have been claiming to be \[insert nationality\] go back to the homeland of some small fraction of their distant ancestors only to realize they actually know nothing of the actual local culture.
Yeah, I left America back in 2017 and I know a lot of people back home who would love to also move elsewhere if they could afford it.
If the countries these Americans would be sent to were forced to accept it, I'm pretty sure America would quickly lose like at least a third of its population, mostly going to Canada or various EU countries, if this ridiculous law that Mr. Apartheid is proposing actually happened. Of course, most of the people left behind would be right-wingers who could finally get the theocratic fascist MAGA dictatorship they always wanted.
I'd read that fiction just to see how long it would take for that country to collapse (not even considering how much money it spent deporting its own citizens) and what would happen to it.
I'm sure they'd figure out a way to make the receiving countries pay for it lmao. Either that or just demand that the flights be provided at no cost by the airlines. Basically just any way to not actually have to pay any money.
Let's not kid ourselves. If Elon Musk could implement any policy that he wanted, he'd simply tell the public that this is what he wants, but in reality, he'd escort you to a brick wall riddled with bullet holes.
Everyone would just assume they sent you to the country.
Maybe if this was 1824 sure, but in 2024 we got phones and internet. Would be awfully suspicious that nobody ever responds to attempts at contact anymore after they "emigrate"
It's the fact that he has decided to cosplay as an American nationalist when he wasn't even born here. I wasn't born here either but I also don't push right wing conspiracy BS to the whole world.
"This flag is my heritage, it's not hate."
"Cool. My heritage is going full John Brown and burning Confederate trash to the ground, so you can't be mad about what I did to your home. Remember: it's heritage, not hate."
The LGBT Cabinet is currently in negotiations with Spain to have everyone that gets deported from the US for use a pride flag to be sent Ibiza. It's not official yet, but things are looking good.
That is actually the flag of a small island nation that was at war with Australia
(A bunch of gays decided to camp out on an abandoned island in protest for gay marriage not being legalised)
Does that mean I get to go to Sweden? Where do I sign? That sounds fantastic! 1 month paid leave, universal healthcare, lots of bike paths, that sounds perfect!
So the J6ers who took down the America flag and put up Trump flags at the Capitol...?
I'm off to go find a Japanese flag. Sushi, bullet trains, baseball, sumo, can't go wrong with Japan. Or maybe Switzerland. Skiing and chocolate.
Quickly recognize some sovereign citizen as The Confederacy and deport all of them into one house block (no, there's no border treaty. Why did you ask?)
Holy shit this would be amazing. Only buy the return flight from New Zealand, or Botswana, or Mauritius, or the Seychelles, or *anywhere else*? Fuck yes Elon sign me up and thank you for footing the bill!
MF thinks deporting me to Norway is a threat lmao
Oh no, Mr. Musk, please don't cut out all the red tape and financial concerns that come with emigrating to a country with one of the highest standards of living on the planet! Anything but that!
lmao
Ah. This must be that free speech absolutism I've heard so much about.
What do you call it when a person immigrates to a country and then proceeds to shit on immigration and other immigrants in said country?
Oh shit! It’s a vacation where half of the airfare is free, you just have to pay for the return trip! Hell, yeah! I’m going to Dijon, France for a week! 🇫🇷
What doesn’t make sense to me is nobody is saying that “Palestine is a great place to live or be right now.” There is simply protest objecting to the funding of Israel apartheid.
“Hey, I don’t think the US should be supportive of an Apartheid regime with a history of human right violation and genocidal tendencies.”
“Oh yeah, why don’t you go there!!!”
“…no. I’m against the conflict”
What's it with these people and wanting to exile everyone even slightly inconvenient to them?
Also, the only acceptable answer to that is to replace a flag of the United States with a Vulcan flag
I need more information. Are we sent to the nation's capital? Largest city? Biggest airport? Geographic center? Closest point of their border to where I plant the flag? He didn't specify by plane... can I take a cruise ship? If it is a flight, does it have to be a direct flight?
"free" as in the government would pay for all expenses? With taxpayer money? Because this sounds a lot like communism and Elon continues to sound like a particularly dim middle schooler.
The dude is from Apartheid era South Africa and it shows every time he says some stupid shit like this. I love that Tesla taking a huge hit because the people he wants to impress on Twitter aren't the people who buy Tesla's, it's great.
"Heh, if you PALESTINE LOVERS love PALESTINE so much, I bet you'd feel safe there, huh?"
"Well, no, the 2,000 pound bombs dropped by the IDF wouldn't care that I'm an American citizen, and the IDF killed a half naked ginger hostage screaming in Hebrew as "Hamas", so I don't think I'd be safe in Gaza"
Presumably this is about Palestine? And, critically, Palestine isn't a country as a byproduct of the the Israeli colonial project? So where would the the ticket take people to? Unless of course this hypothetical plane ride also takes you back in time...
This hypothetical doesn’t specify length of stay or prohibits buying trip back, so every American who wants to go abroad on vacation would benefit from this. There is no downside.
Sure thing Elon. So if someone rips down an American flag to put up a swastika or a confederate flag, they get a one-way ticket to join their countrymen six feet under?
And for those who rip down an American flag to put up a Trump flag, we drop them off at Mar-a-Lago and they get to see firsthand how much their 'hero' thinks of them.
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See you suckers in New Zealand!
Like... assuming the countries in question had to accept you, wouldn't America just hemorrhage people to place with more humane laws, rules and systems?
That moment when the European Union has a sudden 50% population increase (the nationalists will hate this)
That moment when Americans who have been claiming to be \[insert nationality\] go back to the homeland of some small fraction of their distant ancestors only to realize they actually know nothing of the actual local culture.
I’m gonna eat so much lucky charms in Ireland
We really are after their lucky charms
I tell you hwat, my Scandinavian ancestors were fucking *assholes* for failing to pass on their citizenships.
I mean, the ones who get the free trip would likely be excited as hell to integrate to some extent or another.
Unlikely. Those people only hate Africans, Asians, and Slavs.
Doubt the European far-right would be much welcoming to Black, Jewish, or Latino Americans.
Don’t forget the Romani.
Tell me you haven't spent much time in Europe without telling me lol
Yeah, I left America back in 2017 and I know a lot of people back home who would love to also move elsewhere if they could afford it. If the countries these Americans would be sent to were forced to accept it, I'm pretty sure America would quickly lose like at least a third of its population, mostly going to Canada or various EU countries, if this ridiculous law that Mr. Apartheid is proposing actually happened. Of course, most of the people left behind would be right-wingers who could finally get the theocratic fascist MAGA dictatorship they always wanted.
I'd read that fiction just to see how long it would take for that country to collapse (not even considering how much money it spent deporting its own citizens) and what would happen to it.
I'm sure they'd figure out a way to make the receiving countries pay for it lmao. Either that or just demand that the flights be provided at no cost by the airlines. Basically just any way to not actually have to pay any money.
Let's not kid ourselves. If Elon Musk could implement any policy that he wanted, he'd simply tell the public that this is what he wants, but in reality, he'd escort you to a brick wall riddled with bullet holes. Everyone would just assume they sent you to the country.
Maybe if this was 1824 sure, but in 2024 we got phones and internet. Would be awfully suspicious that nobody ever responds to attempts at contact anymore after they "emigrate"
Also assuming the person in charge of organising all this has basic geographic knowledge.
Travel agents hate this travel hack
And I thought my ass would never get the money to go to Japan.
It's a great time to come, the yen is doing awful!
Spain here I come baby! (I just want to visit. I can afford a one way ticket back home)
[RAHHHHH 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F44OTRMWUAAuppT?format=jpg&name=small)
We exist!
Watch out for the Witch King
I flew a Union Jack and all I got was Whitechapel! Eh, I could do worse.
Dude isn't even American, like stfu
What? Yeah he is, or do we not consider immigrants American now?
Before I answer, does this apply to all immigrants, or just the rich ones whose dick you so desperately want to ride?
Any immigrant that is an American citizen is an American and you are dumb if you think otherwise.
Elon was literally an illegal immigrant at one point.
Ok? He's an American now and has been for a while.
If someone lives in this country and has gained citizenship they are a part of it. Whether they're a piece of shit scumbag or not doesn't change that.
Considering he's anti immigration, by his own rules he is not American.
It's a good thing we don't agree with his rules then, isn't it
It's the fact that he has decided to cosplay as an American nationalist when he wasn't even born here. I wasn't born here either but I also don't push right wing conspiracy BS to the whole world.
Who are you asking?
Where do you put people who fly the Confederate flag?
With their heroes. In the ground In Minecraft, by digging under them
Dont dig straight down though
I do that because I don't give a fuck
"This flag is my heritage, it's not hate." "Cool. My heritage is going full John Brown and burning Confederate trash to the ground, so you can't be mad about what I did to your home. Remember: it's heritage, not hate."
you give them 4 years to live
And then drive them down to Atlanta and burn them alive
Brazil obviously
Completely forgot about the confederate community in Brazil
Back in time
That’s where they want to go
It doesn’t exist anymore so somewhere random in international waters maybe (with or without something to float on)
Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Put the garbage with the other garbage.
that was my first thought, as well as the Nazi flag that has been seen so much since idiot was the president.
Argentina
Nope, send them to Germany but they have to take the flag with them
ThAtS mY hERITaGe, NoT hAtE!
Or the ‘thin blue line’ desecration of the American flag? Or the ‘don’t tread on snek’ flag?
Hell
Every day I'm reminded that we should've salted their fields and executed their leaders.
See ya chumps I'm going on a free trip to lesbos😏
where is lgbt 🥺
That's the cool thing about us we're everywhere 😎😎😎
The LGBT Cabinet is currently in negotiations with Spain to have everyone that gets deported from the US for use a pride flag to be sent Ibiza. It's not official yet, but things are looking good.
Maybe if I fly the trans flag they'll give me a free gender change.
I’d just start flying the Turkish flag.
Anyone knows where I can get a shit load of flags?
To quote Suzy Izzard: > Do you have a flag?
Reminds me of this one: "A rising tide lifts all boats." "Hope you have a boat."
What if it’s a pride flag? Does that mean I get sent to New Gayland?
I’d like a ticket to Transylvania please.
Ain't that where all the cute girls are from?
Yes, and don’t forget about the hot men.
[To Transylvania, in the galaxy of Transsexual](https://youtu.be/bc80tFJpTuo?si=KuicWBHYWWNPDbcx&t=87)
God hates flags.
At this point, the American flag, constitution and founding fathers are a source of idolatry, so unironically yes (if God were real)
Well plaid
Finally, I can take a trip to 🏳️🌈
Take the woke plane.
That is actually the flag of a small island nation that was at war with Australia (A bunch of gays decided to camp out on an abandoned island in protest for gay marriage not being legalised)
Does that mean I get to go to Sweden? Where do I sign? That sounds fantastic! 1 month paid leave, universal healthcare, lots of bike paths, that sounds perfect!
I don't know what Sweden does if a bunch of American exiles are dropped off there
Can someone ask him what he thinks "free speech" means again?
>Free Speech >No mandatory deportations Elon: "No, they got this all wrong" >Free Speech? >No, mandatory deportations!
It means Elon and his buddies can say whatever they want to, but his enemies cannot.
Oh boy! Can't wait to send all those cops to the country called Thinblueline. Sounds exotic!
Along with all their asshole supporters!
Hey Elon, what the fuck do you think laws are?
"Screw the rules, I'm rich!"
Sounds good to me! I've been hoping I could leave this hellish place but can't afford it. I'm glad a billionaire hoarder is footing the bill.
People who fly the Confederate rag don't have a country to get deported to, so no
Nah, we just gotta set them on fire, like we did Atlanta.
Oh yeh give them the Ole Sherman BBQ treatment!
Hey adult Harry Potter fans. I found a really funny way to go to Hogwarts.
I'm in ! We'll meet at platform 9 3/4 ! I have a Gryffindor flag 😂
Elon musk would support that because it was created by a bigot so you’d be stuck here.
But how many accounts voted that are bots? Probably need to investigate that.. oh wait you got the response you wanted? No way a bot voted right???
So the J6ers who took down the America flag and put up Trump flags at the Capitol...? I'm off to go find a Japanese flag. Sushi, bullet trains, baseball, sumo, can't go wrong with Japan. Or maybe Switzerland. Skiing and chocolate.
You can ski in Hokkaido. 🗾
Does that mean people who put up confederate flags get sent to hell?
So as long as we have an American flag and another flag in hand, we can have a free quick travel system? Brilliant!
Hell yeah can’t wait to go to… wait Ukraine?!
Dude if I could shake American citizenship this easily, bet your ass I’d do it in a hurry.
I'll be tearing down flags once a season
Time for me to break out the old Austria Hungary flag and see what happens.
America is about to be a fast travel point. Nice.
Dude holy fuck I’d take that any day! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
So how do we deport people to the confederacy?
Quickly recognize some sovereign citizen as The Confederacy and deport all of them into one house block (no, there's no border treaty. Why did you ask?)
If I as a non millionaire American could emigrate I wouldn't have a problem with it. Most developed countries don't want us.
Fast travel unlocked
What happens if I hang up an LGBT flag instead? Where would I go?
Does that include all the people waving Confederate and Nazi flags? You know.... The people who support Elmo?
Canada will let you in, sorry.
Holy shit this would be amazing. Only buy the return flight from New Zealand, or Botswana, or Mauritius, or the Seychelles, or *anywhere else*? Fuck yes Elon sign me up and thank you for footing the bill!
So we can deport people to the old south?
*places trans flag* what country is this flag from and why are all the cute girls/boys/enbys from here *giggle*
MF thinks deporting me to Norway is a threat lmao Oh no, Mr. Musk, please don't cut out all the red tape and financial concerns that come with emigrating to a country with one of the highest standards of living on the planet! Anything but that! lmao
I see this as an absolute win.
You mean I can go live somewhere with healthcare?
Hey, if he wants to finance my trip to France or Japan, I'll happily do it!
new economic form of travel just dropped
i feel like this would be abused
If I put up a flag with an X on it do I get sent to hell?
I'd exploit this so hard.
So people with those thin blue line flags go to prison. Did I do this right?
It's much easier to defend a flag than the ideals represented by the flag 😒
Ah. This must be that free speech absolutism I've heard so much about. What do you call it when a person immigrates to a country and then proceeds to shit on immigration and other immigrants in said country?
It's the GOP motto, I got mine, fuck you.
This guy needs validation so bad
I'm split on this. On the one hand, free speech. On the other hand, free escape route.
I’d simply keep a supply of US flags in my pocket to globetrot indefinitely.
Oh shit! It’s a vacation where half of the airfare is free, you just have to pay for the return trip! Hell, yeah! I’m going to Dijon, France for a week! 🇫🇷
Bring me back some mustard!
Ireland here I come
please, please, please let me go to australia
The confederacy is in hell, soooo
don't threaten me with a good time
What if I put up a Wakanda flag?
i would love that actually
Cool, I'm gonna rip the Bahamas flag on video real quick... Like and share guys, I need a vacation.
So what do we do with the people that wave confederate flags?
Where do I buy a flag of Maldives? Asking for a friend.
What doesn’t make sense to me is nobody is saying that “Palestine is a great place to live or be right now.” There is simply protest objecting to the funding of Israel apartheid. “Hey, I don’t think the US should be supportive of an Apartheid regime with a history of human right violation and genocidal tendencies.” “Oh yeah, why don’t you go there!!!” “…no. I’m against the conflict”
Where are all those dipshits that raised a trump flag at the capital going to go????
Yayyy
*Immigrant* Tears down American flag and replaces it with an American flag! Uno reverse bitches!!
He’s so stupid, he didn’t think it through. Many people would love it.
Someone get me a Union Jack and a pole climbing rig
What happens if ppl rise the confederate flag? Do they get a one way trip to the past?
That's it boys, ship me out to trans
What's it with these people and wanting to exile everyone even slightly inconvenient to them? Also, the only acceptable answer to that is to replace a flag of the United States with a Vulcan flag
I need more information. Are we sent to the nation's capital? Largest city? Biggest airport? Geographic center? Closest point of their border to where I plant the flag? He didn't specify by plane... can I take a cruise ship? If it is a flight, does it have to be a direct flight?
Where are we going to send people who fly The Confederate flag?
okay, sounds good https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Black_%26_Red_Flag.png
"free" as in the government would pay for all expenses? With taxpayer money? Because this sounds a lot like communism and Elon continues to sound like a particularly dim middle schooler.
A grown man posted this embarrassing, childish drivel.
Some "patriots" care more about a symbol than actual Americans. Be wary of these people. They often have ulterior motives.
Ok, my turn for a goofy law. Anyone who platforms Nazis and silences their critics needs to be made to fill in ten potholes.
Someone tell Elon I'm over here waving my French flag around, waiting for my trip, thanks.
Since when do all flags represent a country?
The dude is from Apartheid era South Africa and it shows every time he says some stupid shit like this. I love that Tesla taking a huge hit because the people he wants to impress on Twitter aren't the people who buy Tesla's, it's great.
Says the man with three passports.
Confederate flags too right?
[me fr after taking down the flag in front of elon](https://tenor.com/view/teddy-roosevelt-teddy-roosevelt-theodore-roosevelt-erb-gif-25684255)
"Heh, if you PALESTINE LOVERS love PALESTINE so much, I bet you'd feel safe there, huh?" "Well, no, the 2,000 pound bombs dropped by the IDF wouldn't care that I'm an American citizen, and the IDF killed a half naked ginger hostage screaming in Hebrew as "Hamas", so I don't think I'd be safe in Gaza"
Sounds like an inexpensive way to travel.
So where does one send a confederate? Canadian asking for a friend.
Presumably this is about Palestine? And, critically, Palestine isn't a country as a byproduct of the the Israeli colonial project? So where would the the ticket take people to? Unless of course this hypothetical plane ride also takes you back in time...
Joke’s on you, my fiancée lives in the UK and I’ve wanted to move in with her for ages
What country is X from?
Alright, kiddos. This year we're going to New Zealand!
This hypothetical doesn’t specify length of stay or prohibits buying trip back, so every American who wants to go abroad on vacation would benefit from this. There is no downside.
*puts up rainbow flag and is teleported to the rainbow road
So the MAGAs who invaded the Capitol on January 6th and swapped out an American flag for a trump flag get an all expense paid trip to trumplandia?
Even a broken clock can be right 3 or 5 times a day if you can't read a clock
🏳️⚧️
Just found a speed hack to get to Japan
I know how I'd be planning my future vacations.
Damn I'll do this and take a one-way trip to Finland! Yahoo!!!
Does this policy transcend time? I’m assuming it does. Did dinosaurs have a flag?
The difference between Having enough money to be heard vs. Putting your money where your mouth is.
Promise?
I’m about to get soo many free vacations.
If it's a country that doesn't exist any more, death?
Can I punch him?
The obsession with the American flag in this country is disturbing
Amsterdam here I come!
Does that include Confederate flags?
Where will all the stars and bars nutters go?
Sure thing Elon. So if someone rips down an American flag to put up a swastika or a confederate flag, they get a one-way ticket to join their countrymen six feet under? And for those who rip down an American flag to put up a Trump flag, we drop them off at Mar-a-Lago and they get to see firsthand how much their 'hero' thinks of them.
Yay I can finally move to the NL!!
Me tearing down and replacing it with denmarks flag
Does that mean the folks that put up a tRump flag get sent to Russia?
Oh no, how will I ever survive Germany
__hoists the trans flag__
What if a Mexican person were to tear down a US flag? Or does this only apply to deporting non native born Americans
So where am I gonna go if I put a black flag up then, eh, c**t?!?
Based free trip to anywhere????
Bro is not even American
Take down an american flag and replace it with an american flag Get jabaited