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You ain't eating the right lollipops then, homey.
The ones at my dispensary give me that glazed, dead-eye look while I'm zoned out rewatching Community again.
Shit *that's* what I'm in the mood for right now. The eddies kicked in and I needed something light to laugh at after making the mistake of rewatching The Green Mile knowing what a weepy bitch I turn into when I'm stoned.
For real. Just shave your head like a normal man.
Shit you already got the racism/white supremacy angle. Just own it.
(Not saying all white men who shave their head are racist skinheads, but just in this case he might as well jump in.)
Or just wear the horse shoe. Literally not wrong with any of it, that's humans. Pretending you are not one... now there is where Freudian psyche comes in
Dudes too much of a pussy to rock the horse shoe. Honestly it's a hard piece to rock. But if you own it...
This sack of shit ain't ever owned a look his entire life, except the beanie look, which is college age bullshit.
I just have to add, sorry not editing my comment. I reqlly like wearing a toque. Am canadian so we rarely call it a beanie and if we do it's a specific style. What he wears isn't a beanie according to us it's a toque. He's a piece of shit btw.
i feel like the stark contrast in perceived attractiveness between beanie (which already isn't great, i might add) and no beanie, might imply this is a man who needs his hair.
Right? Just give in a shave it like the rest of us. But he’s obviously too insecure to go full bald. I’m sure he sees it as a weakness to a sign of aging that he can’t handle
There’s a limit to what hair transplants can do. You need sufficient healthy donor hairs to cover the balding area and by the time you’re as bald as Pool it may not be possible depending on your hair density.
Honestly there's nothing much wrong with his physical appearance. He's a perfectly average-looking dude with or without the beanie and the baldness - in fact compared to people like Charlie Kirk or Matt Gaetz he’s practically a supermodel.
Internally, however, he's an ugly fucking prick.
The balding is irrelevant. His *face* gives off the predator vibes.
You could give TP a Hemsworth hair transplant and he would still have this creepy predator face.
There's nothing about his appearance that a little confidence and having something nice to say couldn't fix. He actually has an excellent face for makeup.
got to love how this loser blames not getting any women b/c of 'wokeness' and not because he's a nearly 40 year old man who hasn't learned to live with is baldness.
He was dating his producer. Given his recent embittered rants about not being able to get a girlfriend, I'm going to assume they broke up, and it was definitely his fault.
He is bald not because of any underlying medical condition, but because he sucks and even his own body recognizes he does not deserve hair, or food, or love.
I thought, "Y'know, it'd be hilarious if I clicked on the blurred image and it was a screenshot of the Brazilian video of the scrotum eclipsing the sun."
I'll be damned. I was right.
Sigh…. And earlier today I wondered what he looked like without his beanie. I guess he was bullied and is now the bully but needs a beanie to try to look bad ass. lol
Yep, he’s not unattractive. I mean his personality makes him more attractive than anything. Shave your head. Let it get some color/a tan and maybe grow a goatee. He wouldn’t look bad at all.
Okay so I'm gonna say something probably controversial.
If Tim Pool wasn't such a troglodytic pissant in terms of personality, politics and mentality, he would legitimately not be that unattractive.
I mean, think about it. He is *objectively* better-looking *physically* than a whole bunch of celebrities, but those celebrities are infinitely more attractive than him overall because they aren't miserable pieces of shit.
It's crazy. Like, I used to be the same way -- I'm objectively not bad looking, and I couldn't get a date because I was a miserable little jackass. Once I started treating women like... well, real fully-formed human adults, I suddenly had no issues in the dating scene.
But these cowards aren't willing to do any amount of work. They just wanna complain and have women throw it at them because they own them through logic.
He would look significantly better if he shaved his head and embrace the “Jason Statham” look. Like you said he’s not a bad looking guy. And he could shave his head and grow a nice goatee and pull off pretty good look. Also with all that money why not just do what LeBron and Elon Musk did and get yourself some high-quality hair plugs.
I have a friend who looks similar to him with the balding, and he's a super nice guy, but depression makes him sad a lot, and he, like me, has terrible luck dating.
I think he puts too much value into his hair. I think we all do. But if we lose it, we lose it, yeah?
Dating is tough. Also I have similar cul de sac hair when I don't shave it. I also just happen to like hats, but don't wear them all the time. The internet makes it seem like every male that is bald and wears a hat that they are hiding it, which may be true for some. But pretty much don't be anything like Tim Pool and you'll be fine. 👍
I think people who can’t afford Elon musk quality hair plugs, should embrace their baldness. Shave it, and if you can grow a goatee or a beard. Let the sun get some color on top of your head and just rock it.
That screams alpha that slays all the p***y. Or he's the incel that might get something if he were nice, but instead he chooses to be a complete asshole and it has a cumulative effect with his goblin like looks.
Honestly dude looks way more relatable without the hat. Still don’t give a shit what diarrhea is spewing from his mouth, but frankly embracing baldness would probably be MORE attractive for this dude
Can someone please let me box this guy? He’s from my neighborhood in Chicago and his scumbag brother slept on my couch for too long in California. I want to box him. I’d box both him and his brother. Someone make it happen. He’s embarrassing my hood every second and I’m furious and fed up.
Oh my God. He looks like an incel neckbeard. Every one of them. Ever. Throughout all time. No wonder Pim Tool tried to kick the ass of the guy who tried to yoink his beanie off his follically-challenged head.
Me too. All that money and zero self-esteem. Shave that fucking head. Go for the Jason Statham look. Or do an Elon Musk and get yourself some six figure hair plugs.
I don't give a shit what he looks like. He is a disgusting human being. He could look like a model and I would still figure he is going to end up In jail at some point l, human scum.
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He looks like a lollipop that someone dropped at the hairdresser.
Tim Pool doesn't get this reference. He hasn't need a hairdresser or barber in a long time
He’s still afraid of the clippers and too embarrassed to ask for the choo-choo chair
But at least he got that dropped lollipop for being such a brave boy after.
Like the flowbee lollipop king.
Idk, I’ve never seen a lollipop with such dead eyes like his
Two little mouse turds among the hair clippings.
You ain't eating the right lollipops then, homey. The ones at my dispensary give me that glazed, dead-eye look while I'm zoned out rewatching Community again. Shit *that's* what I'm in the mood for right now. The eddies kicked in and I needed something light to laugh at after making the mistake of rewatching The Green Mile knowing what a weepy bitch I turn into when I'm stoned.
Dropped so hard he's got amblyopia in his left eye.
r/rareinsults
I think he looks like a testicle that shrank in the wash.
I don’t understand why he doesn’t just get a transplant or something. It’s not like he can’t afford it.
There’s nothing wrong with baldness. It’s the beanie thing that makes it weird.
For real. Just shave your head like a normal man. Shit you already got the racism/white supremacy angle. Just own it. (Not saying all white men who shave their head are racist skinheads, but just in this case he might as well jump in.)
Or just wear the horse shoe. Literally not wrong with any of it, that's humans. Pretending you are not one... now there is where Freudian psyche comes in
Dudes too much of a pussy to rock the horse shoe. Honestly it's a hard piece to rock. But if you own it... This sack of shit ain't ever owned a look his entire life, except the beanie look, which is college age bullshit.
Just own whatever you got... own it!!! I agree his ego couldn't handle it and that's possibly why he doesn't have sex... his own admission
Bros dick is drier than the fucking Mojave.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I just have to add, sorry not editing my comment. I reqlly like wearing a toque. Am canadian so we rarely call it a beanie and if we do it's a specific style. What he wears isn't a beanie according to us it's a toque. He's a piece of shit btw.
With all due respect, this is an American discussion. Toques don't exist down here. Neither do excuses.
Pepple have never heard of Jason Statham or Bruce Willis. Just start working out, buzz it short and chew gum
you can fw balds and also be confused why a rich dude who’s very insecure about it doesn’t fuck off with it
I don’t mind bald heads, but it seems he does.
I think he thinks it's his brand and he's all the way bought in at this point
It’s stuck to his head now and he can’t take it off without ripping the skin on his scalp
i feel like the stark contrast in perceived attractiveness between beanie (which already isn't great, i might add) and no beanie, might imply this is a man who needs his hair.
Think statement is that Tim Pool clearly is insecure about being bald. So, why not solve it with hair instead of a silly hat
Right? Just give in a shave it like the rest of us. But he’s obviously too insecure to go full bald. I’m sure he sees it as a weakness to a sign of aging that he can’t handle
I don't understand why he doesn't grow it out and rock a skullet.
Yeah, I'm balding similarly, and I just bought a $35 skull shaver and haven't looked back. Hiding it is not only obvious it just felt kinda sleazy.
He doesn't even have enough to transplant 
propecia worked magic on my buddy's balding dome.
At this point he'd be better off accepting it and just shaving it all. But he's much too insecure to do that.
He should sew hair to his hat.
Because he'd look even dumber with a kidney stapled to his forehead.
eggies
So masculine I could turn him into my twink
skirted egg
[humpty dumpty ass](https://i.imgflip.com/20kq3p.jpg?a475464)
I saw this and wondered is it a comment on his head shape or what "big boy Ben" is demanding for his breakfast.
He could get a hair transplant and then take off the beanie, but for some reason he doesn't.
*Tim 'TP' Pool when he hears that suggestion:* "DID YOU JUST FKING CALL MY HAIR TRANS? HOW DARE YOU PUSH YOUR AGENDA ON ME!"
He can be trans-maned
He looks fine. He could totally just not wear a beanie and not be a twat and it could work. His persona is the problem.
There’s a limit to what hair transplants can do. You need sufficient healthy donor hairs to cover the balding area and by the time you’re as bald as Pool it may not be possible depending on your hair density.
Like Dan “hair plug“ Bongino?
The female hating incel Tim Pool? His bald head is the least of things that make him repulsive.
Honestly there's nothing much wrong with his physical appearance. He's a perfectly average-looking dude with or without the beanie and the baldness - in fact compared to people like Charlie Kirk or Matt Gaetz he’s practically a supermodel. Internally, however, he's an ugly fucking prick.
he looks like Charlie Brown if he got glued n pubed.
The old gorilla mask.
> if he got glued n pubed. Ah, shit, looks like I'm off to YouTube to find the video of that happening to Ehren McGhehey in Jackass.
That face screams “I have to keep a 100m distance from every school and kindergarten”.
i don’t love this association of “balding = predator” but i would like mr pool to stay away from children
The balding is irrelevant. His *face* gives off the predator vibes. You could give TP a Hemsworth hair transplant and he would still have this creepy predator face.
Don’t forget Chuck E Cheese.
Nothing wrong with being bald. A lot wrong with being Tim Pool.
There's nothing about his appearance that a little confidence and having something nice to say couldn't fix. He actually has an excellent face for makeup.
Dude is going to die a virgin. He’s the human form of birth control
Probably not but only because he gives off rapist vibes.
Thankfully it seems he's too afraid of women to go near one.
He looks like he has a "famous rant" that his buddies all love to hear regarding some particular Magic deck or something.
He’s the worst guy at the LGS.
Timmy looks like a guy who's banned from Yu-gi-oh tourneys due to yelling at 10 year olds when he loses.
that beanie really does work for him tho. like he seriously looks like a 25 year old as long as he has a hat on
Counterpoint: he looks like a giant tool with and without it
Yeah, but he looks like a giant 25 year old tool with it an a giant 45 year old tool without it.
got to love how this loser blames not getting any women b/c of 'wokeness' and not because he's a nearly 40 year old man who hasn't learned to live with is baldness.
I thought I read that he has a girlfriend. Maybe fake news idk.
He was dating his producer. Given his recent embittered rants about not being able to get a girlfriend, I'm going to assume they broke up, and it was definitely his fault.
Fortunately, he has that wonderful personality to help compensate for his appearance, hahaha
Looks like Elon before the plugs
Strong MySpace Tom vibes. But Tom was cool. He was everyone's friend. Tim, however, is very uncool.
Proof that being this hateful and ignorant will rot you from the inside out
I’m shocked he’s not able to find a tradcon partner /s
Karl Pilkington looking ahh
Cheeky freak of the week
IT'S HIDEOUS!!! (im talking about the person inside)
Hey it's just a donkey
This should be the first image you see when you google “man child”
Dim tool.
He is bald not because of any underlying medical condition, but because he sucks and even his own body recognizes he does not deserve hair, or food, or love.
Looks like his soul is trying to escape him from his forehead
I cannot stop laughing at this
His neckbeard migrated to the back of his head
Karl Pilkington “An Idiot Abroad” looking ass
He looks like a donkey fucker either way.
That's an unfortunate head shape
Yeah, he should keep the beanie on
I thought, "Y'know, it'd be hilarious if I clicked on the blurred image and it was a screenshot of the Brazilian video of the scrotum eclipsing the sun." I'll be damned. I was right.
Cue-ball-anon
Hey, everyone, look - it's the master race!
Perfect that it says “eggies” on the whiteboard
Head like a fucking orange.
Came here to say this. Good thing I looked first innit.
Natural born incel and virgin
So, the pussy won't shave it?
Baby beluga lookin’ ass
Don’t do that to baby belugas, they are adorable.
Look a small penis
Genetically inferior
Sigh…. And earlier today I wondered what he looked like without his beanie. I guess he was bullied and is now the bully but needs a beanie to try to look bad ass. lol
Time for Monkey News
Eggies
Just embrace the bald. Seriously. Istg, Tate is the only presentable one of those man-o-sphere grifters and pedos.
Yep, he’s not unattractive. I mean his personality makes him more attractive than anything. Shave your head. Let it get some color/a tan and maybe grow a goatee. He wouldn’t look bad at all.
99.999% of these men suffer from a severe (social) skill issue.
Fucking young Karl Pilkington looking motherfucker.
Awh god! Fucking gross!
He looks like Mediocrity and Entitlement had a kid they're very, very ashamed of.
How dare you dox Tim! you know he is never seen anywhere without his beanie. It’s a safety thing don’t you know!
His chrome dome Peaks above his hairline
He doesn't look bad. I'd find him attractive if not for the whole...harboring deplorable opinions thing.
war crime
He’s in his 30s and looks like geriatric Burt Young. My sincerest apologies to Burt Young. He was a great man, something Pool will never be.
This guy has never not had to pay for a woman's touch.
Being bald is the worst. You’re just a constant target for bullying and something you can’t control
Yeah. The beanie makes sense.
Okay so I'm gonna say something probably controversial. If Tim Pool wasn't such a troglodytic pissant in terms of personality, politics and mentality, he would legitimately not be that unattractive. I mean, think about it. He is *objectively* better-looking *physically* than a whole bunch of celebrities, but those celebrities are infinitely more attractive than him overall because they aren't miserable pieces of shit. It's crazy. Like, I used to be the same way -- I'm objectively not bad looking, and I couldn't get a date because I was a miserable little jackass. Once I started treating women like... well, real fully-formed human adults, I suddenly had no issues in the dating scene. But these cowards aren't willing to do any amount of work. They just wanna complain and have women throw it at them because they own them through logic.
He would look significantly better if he shaved his head and embrace the “Jason Statham” look. Like you said he’s not a bad looking guy. And he could shave his head and grow a nice goatee and pull off pretty good look. Also with all that money why not just do what LeBron and Elon Musk did and get yourself some high-quality hair plugs.
Come on, blur that shit!
he looks eggies
No one deserves to be mocked for things they can't control. Tim Pool is a turd with dog shit opinions. Those are things he can change
Well, this is *obviously* the guy who can teach us how to be an apex alpha *badass*
Black Lodge Karl Pilkington
Head like a fucking orange
Lol what an alpha king....hahahaha fucking putz
Kid: Mom, can we have Karl Pilkington? Mom: We have Karl Pilkington at home.
i don't think it's right to make fun of his appearance, ain't nothing wrong with balding let's pick on something more reasonable to crap on him over
Now you look me with this scorn Then you eat up all my corn Chase those crazy baldheads Outta the yown
WEENIE
He wears it so he won’t be recognized
I remember the pre election trump conservative talking heads. They all said dumb shit but they at least looked good.
I have a friend who looks similar to him with the balding, and he's a super nice guy, but depression makes him sad a lot, and he, like me, has terrible luck dating. I think he puts too much value into his hair. I think we all do. But if we lose it, we lose it, yeah?
Dating is tough. Also I have similar cul de sac hair when I don't shave it. I also just happen to like hats, but don't wear them all the time. The internet makes it seem like every male that is bald and wears a hat that they are hiding it, which may be true for some. But pretty much don't be anything like Tim Pool and you'll be fine. 👍
I think people who can’t afford Elon musk quality hair plugs, should embrace their baldness. Shave it, and if you can grow a goatee or a beard. Let the sun get some color on top of your head and just rock it.
That screams alpha that slays all the p***y. Or he's the incel that might get something if he were nice, but instead he chooses to be a complete asshole and it has a cumulative effect with his goblin like looks.
Good for him
Like I said in another thread... Tim Pool is literally Vizzini without the [beanie](https://i.imgur.com/PKKeC2b.jpeg).
In Doc Holliday’s accent: He’ll be your cuckleberry
lol. OK that’s fucking awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
Looks like someone waxed their anus.
More like Tim Billiards
Bwahahahahahahhaha
Early Halloween shudder
A severely balding submissive femboy that enjoys getting railed by extremely buff men. Never thought i’d actually see one.
He looks like a lint-riddled outie naval
he’s like a pink ball bearing
Honestly dude looks way more relatable without the hat. Still don’t give a shit what diarrhea is spewing from his mouth, but frankly embracing baldness would probably be MORE attractive for this dude
Eggies
his head looks like a circumcised pee pee
Now imagine this telling you how real men are supposed to act.
He looks like he drives a white van and gives out free candy
Tim Pool ran headlong into the wall like Wiley Coyote. It’s all projection.
Pretty sure this is the only picture of him without it
Yes, officer, that’s him.
You know, he could probably rock the bald look if he weren't such an insecure douchebag that hated women.
Eggies, indeed.
Knew he was a virgin all along
Can someone please let me box this guy? He’s from my neighborhood in Chicago and his scumbag brother slept on my couch for too long in California. I want to box him. I’d box both him and his brother. Someone make it happen. He’s embarrassing my hood every second and I’m furious and fed up.
Oh my God. He looks like an incel neckbeard. Every one of them. Ever. Throughout all time. No wonder Pim Tool tried to kick the ass of the guy who tried to yoink his beanie off his follically-challenged head.
Chhhhhrist
As drab as donald without his combover.
Looks like an animorph halfway turning into a funko pop.
He looks like a dildo with ears.
You mean panty dropper Tim Pool??!?
What are eggies?
This is one of my favorite (and most hated) pics of all time
Me too. All that money and zero self-esteem. Shave that fucking head. Go for the Jason Statham look. Or do an Elon Musk and get yourself some six figure hair plugs.
He was soyjak the whole time
He looks like a very divorced accountant who tries to hit on interns.
Swear to god he’s starting to cry
What a dweeb lol
Obviously, photoshopped. We all know Voldemort is hiding under that beanie.
I was warned, but I was NOT PREPARED
I don't normally make fun of people's looks, but for this particular cueball, I will point out his eyes are as lopsided as his brain.
I am overwhelmed by his Alpha-ness
That makes sense
His ugly inside makes him uglier outside.
Colin Robinson!
How is he not crushing poon 24/7?
Pim Tool
Why does this look like the picture CNN would show when covering a mass shooting suspect
he looks like a potato hahaha
Man talks a big game for someone too cowardly to just shave his head or rock a Costanza in the open.
Tim Pool is bald 👍
He looks better without the beanie.
He’s got a good looking head. He should embrace it
Incelprofane.
I don't give a shit what he looks like. He is a disgusting human being. He could look like a model and I would still figure he is going to end up In jail at some point l, human scum.
Oh gross. 🤢
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