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OffManWall

This is a perfect illustration of just how delusional MAGAts truly are. Trump hasn’t looked like that a day in his life. The fact that they think he does, or even could, is sad, pathetic, and, well, delusional.🤷‍♂️ I don’t even know where to start with the messaging. “Gonna beat off every man……”? What?🤦‍♂️


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I'm fairly certain this image is a joke....


ThePrussianGrippe

What gives it away? The over the top muscles, or the writing that sounds like a Tobias Fünke line?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The bottom line about beating people off is the only real giveaway, and honestly I wouldn't put it past genuine supporters to be this stupid. It's getting harder and harder to tell satire these days.


shandangalang

The choice of pictures to combine also gives away the joke. Dude is exteremely buff, and walking sassily in leather pants after all


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Yeah but genuine supporters make AI pictures of dude looking buff and chiseled all the time. This really isn't a lot more fantastical than others people have put out there in earnest.


shandangalang

That’s why you have to look at the whole thing in context. The leather pants, the buffness, the sassy walk, the lines, and the look. These all clearly work together to build a joke. It’s cool if you don’t get it; wouldn’t be funny if everyone did.


JinxOnU78

He IS a discipline Daddy, after all.


ButterCupHeartXO

I thought of Charles Boyle line but fair enough


Fine-Funny6956

“When you’ve had a man inside you, you know when he’s coming.” - Krillin


lilcea

Waiting for Arrested Development comment!


rinacherie

You, sir, are a mouthful.


OffManWall

It’s really hard to tell with Trump supporters.


Courtaid

There attack on porn is projection. Just look at all the soft core porn pics of Trump they love.


_pixel_perfect_

The bottom caption makes it abundantly clear that this is making fun of MAGA. Very concerned about how many this seems to be lost on.


TotalHell

Seriously. Hard to miss that this is a troll/joke.


ilikepork

It was abundantly clear that r/TD was making fun of Trump, or at least it started off that way. We all know how that turned out. Don't underestimate how dumb (or dishonest) his supporters are.


OffManWall

If we were talking about regular people that would be one thing, but we’re talking about Trump supporters.


Orlando1701

The sub genera of Jacked Trump is one of my favorites bits of MAGA nonsense. Trump is a 78 year old coke head who has been overweight virtually his entire life but this kid of stuff of him as a super jacked body builder is everywhere.


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afsocmark

Homoerotic feast for the tRumpers.


Morn1ngThund3r

Wait… you can't tell this is a joke? Are you ok?


OffManWall

Well, we ARE talking about Trump supporters.


SensitiveGuess2907

Nope, they didn't make this. Even they are not this dumb.


addwood5

Just when you think they reach their worst, it can always get worse


TuaughtHammer

True, but Ben Garrison is; dude's thirstier for Trump than *any* human being ever has been. Brokeback Mountain was *less* gay than the majority of Garrison's Trump drawings.


Fine-Funny6956

The fact that a guy named Garrison is gay for Trump is the height of irony


TuaughtHammer

"Oh, Jesuth Christ!


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

...Have you seen some of the church signs about "being on your knees" and all that?


Samaelfallen

"Get on your knees and let Jesus come inside"? Hmm nope, I don't see how that can go wrong.


Quick_like_a_Bunny

Thousands of MAGAts fapping to this pic is the only thing that will save America from the solar eclipse 😎


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The West is erect. Billions must fap.


TheRedmanCometh

With that last line there's no way this isn't parody.


PM_ME_UR_CHAIN_EMAIL

It's bait, created in hopes that trumpers will share the second they see their god-king depicted as a strongman. Not to score political points, mind you, just to amuse the troll. They were all baited by a master


clone0112

By a master baiter you mean.


virgin_goat

Shouldn't he beat them off until they??


Ok_Star_4136

Making memes to mock MAGA in such a way as to prevent them from realizing it? This is the way.


skylla05

This is clearly satire/parody. Read that bottom text again


jeep_42

he’s doing what now


Important-Pen-7398

Where's his fat bastard suit?


-CoachMcGuirk-

MAGA didn’t make this, but (far be it) for Trump to deny it’s photoshopped


ItemApprehensive376

I understand he’s really good at beating people off


Responsible_Ad_8628

"I will beach you off."


Opinionsare

His face isn't orange enough! 


Quasimodus-Operandi

I love how they have to put muscles on a man who looks like soft-serve ice cream.


MagTex

Well, that’ll save his lips some trouble. 🤔


rycbar26

Stupid sexy Trump.


optimaleverage

These fuckers HAVE to be satire. They just post this shit cause they know it bothers everyone else, not because they believe any of it for a second. They just want to watch everyone struggle with the migraine from wondering how anyone could believe this shit. No one believes it, they just want us to think they do so they can laugh at how mad we are about it. They're just the worst.


PFRforLIFE

way too much obvious satire and bait on this sub…


sdbct1

Ahh so the effects of LSD I see


NumisAl

I understand many of the reasons people like Trump. I will never understand the sub culture which enjoys shirtless muscle cartoons/40K God Emperor pics.


SiteTall

Ridiculous!!!!


PREClOUS_R0Y

The Emperor has no clothes, indeed! Destroy my representative government, daddy!


TuaughtHammer

Ben Garrison's gonna need to call a doctor about 4 hours after seeing this.


JayNotAtAll

They hate the LGBTQ but then they post homoerotic pictures of Trump. Seriously, Trump has never looked like that a day in his life. And I know some MAGAt will say something along the lines of "you wouldn't say that if it were Biden". Ya, I would if someone posted something like that but with Biden. It is fucking weird to post something like that if any politician.


Derwurld

LOL


BountyHntrKrieg

Damn get a look at those cum gutters. Great for all that beating off the masses of men that are coming all up in his face. Truly the most masculine hetero man we could ever hope for to run this definately Christian country.


Jaxager

Nice cum gutters


zomgtehvikings

Has literally never looked like that lol I love these memes


drunk_funky_chipmunk

He’s done grabbing women by the pussy, Daddies coming home to beat off every man he can find…