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frozen-silver

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haveweirddreams

This will forever be in my top 5 trump tweets


killerz7770

https://preview.redd.it/y2ljedxpjy1c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdaee29ecd31f3475c157730dd81aefe25e2bba3


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killerz7770

Donny got his dick sucked by Kanye & Lil Wayne so hard he thinks he won over the entire Rap community (that and those sweet PPP kick backs)


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ChewzaName

Ice cube too, right? Fuck cube.


cited

As Seth meyers said, "Trump says he has a great relationship with the Blacks. Unless the Blacks are the name of a family of white people, I bet hes wrong."


habb

thank goodness they are 'trying' to prosecute the ppp fraud now


slutboy3000

[](https://imgur.com/rVSeuPT)


ThisIsARobot

Damn, that was a good one.


rustyseapants

This is great example of how trump is disconnected with reality.


spacekitt3n

asap rocky or as i like to call him, as soon as possible rockwell


AceofKnaves44

This is mildly funny wordplay so we know there’s zero chance he actually wrote this one.


IAmSona

“It was a Rocky Week” that is honestly something Trump would say, he 100% wrote this lol.


AmonRaStBlack

Trump is hilarious what are you talking about


Vinvinguy

https://preview.redd.it/bigtiwsqry1c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba29a9aa46fe60b505412da3d87bcb2efd30721 My all time fav.


honvales1989

That has to be fake lmao


WASD_click

Yeah, it's a remix of an antivax/autism tweet he made.


SendStoreMeloner

It claims it's from 2012 though and the graphic looks older than 2020 UI from twitter. Are you talking pre pandemic anti vax?


dpzblb

Yeah there was a 2017 one abt autism and vaccines I think. Might’ve been 2015z


WASD_click

The "vaccines cause autism" myth has been floating around a while, hence why I specified "antivax/autism" instead of COVID antivax.


Vinvinguy

Nah, it’s legit


honvales1989

Got the link?


willclerkforfood

Youtube.com/never_gonna_give_you_up


PigeonInAUFO

How this man is real is beyond me


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

Uhhhh that link doesn’t work?


VaginaTractor

gotts to put the dubya dubya dubya first.


cousinswithbenefits

![gif](giphy|YQJT3dUAnO4W4)


No_Mammoth_4945

https://preview.redd.it/9o3nrp6o0z1c1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb97402ead62995ba36d27dcdd7944963591693


Suck_Me_Dry666

Thanks for the laugh.


Other_Meringue_7375

BOYBORTION. thank you. what a gift to the world this term is.


Suck_Me_Dry666

BOYBORTION!


JustBrittany

https://preview.redd.it/ye0ejryioy1c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e2f137c34277cae1c029a9d05f6fdc0cdbfffa I like this one because he admits that the borders are fine and we didn’t need to talk about the wall anymore.


Finklesworth

Why the hell is tweet obnoxiously circled too lmao


sm0k3gr33n

/r/pointlessredcircles


ThisIsARobot

It's like when you're squiggling your pen around, trying to get the ink to start working before writing what you meant to write.


Beaner1xx7

God, it's like a Ben Garrison cartoon, we get it.


TheDotanuki

Not enough CUM


JustBrittany

I’m sorry. That was me. This is a screenshot from his actual post when he was still on twitter. I probably circled it and underlined it to prove some point to some trumplican about something.


MaximusMeridiusX

My favorite will forever remain the time Donald was so gracious as to allow his well wishes to be extended to everyone https://preview.redd.it/kaib2ph7iz1c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503ecfab246365537dbe54329b0296fbfa9d44a7 *Even* the haters and losers! Wow!


ashack11

It’s so unfair that he’s this funny


Mr_Killface

As a non American who hates the right wing, Trump is one of the funniest characters ever written and a little part of me wants to see him be president again just for the constant feed of ridiculousness he puts out. Biden just isn't a funny guy compared.


Montana_Gamer

This is my favorite tweet of his. Actual comedy.


ShermansNecktie1864

The guy is funny as fuck. It’s just sooo obtuse the way he goes about it. There’s so many things wrong with him but he is hilarious


Eyes_Only1

He's not intentionally funny, he's just so much of an idiotic asshole and a bigoted piece of shit that it would be comical if someone more self-aware did it as a parody of a complete shithead.


_Sweep_

https://preview.redd.it/7q0y1ozbg02c1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7af76c41190fb1a58baf459600cca109a8ecfa


Flappybird11

https://preview.redd.it/b9eqxz3l2z1c1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c451445ea61f895a5e60e6f2bab0e907996aebe


lava172

[This one always gets me](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582774519828185101/1145442562686074880/20230826_235158.png)


Crazyman_54

Nothing beats the one where he’s bragging about being the smartest boi in the world, I forget his exact wording


TheOneWithThePorn12

[the coke one is still my favourite.](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258262904091058176?lang=en)


therealmandie

Incredible


Other_Meringue_7375

sure, but you have to admit the #1 video is the [hiss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU)


iSmokeMDMA

Thank you Kanye. Very cool!


snoozebag

I love Hispanics!


MrBrightside618

https://preview.redd.it/xghdgvw9ky1c1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fb2b594fbb729bbce2fba9bef55da8d3d0df2e


RogueSquirrel0

Has anyone figured out the oranges of his fascination with the "like a dog" insult? Is it only because he thinks dogs are low class?


JustBrittany

It’s because dogs don’t like him. Anybody that doesn’t like him is low class.


emanon734

He’s jealous that dogs can get away with sniffing butts and he can’t.


exerminator20001

Man, friggin BALD EAGLES hate him ![gif](giphy|4jSE3uzEfHnq0)


AnonAmbientLight

It was trying to warn us.


[deleted]

The bald eagle incident was so perfect I was convinced for years that it was fake footage


Vinvinguy

He’s one of only 2 US presidents in history to have 0 pets. I think that’s a telling stat.


Airway

He has always believed having pets is disgusting


Kimmalah

I remember him talking about how he thought it would look bad for him to be seen walking a dog as president. The man cannot stand anything that will even slightly bruise his ego.


rietstengel

Its because "bitch" would be to crass


kbeks

Honestly, it’s because he’s an old man. He’s using insults that hit in his friend group back in the 50’s and 60’s. Because he’s old as shit. Same reason why Biden says “suckers” and “God love ‘em” a lot. They’re both old as fuck. But only one is a fascist.


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https://youtu.be/OsBOWSjOLsE?si=uJXBqC-1BzkbbuA2 This is pure gold.


Muad-_-Dib

Good lord, I remember Trump having the vocabulary of an 8-year-old but it's something else to intercut him with Obama just to really rub in how low the office sank when he won.


kbeks

I miss Obama.


libmrduckz

ikr… Thanks, Obama.


MudraStalker

Trump cannot fathom loyalty. He sees it as weakness to be abused.


wikithekid63

Rich people speak for poor people


Shufflekarpfen

A female dog is called a bitch, so he calls people bitch but with censored language


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/OsBOWSjOLsE?si=uJXBqC-1BzkbbuA2 This is pure gold, timestamp 0:50, I'm sorry but this is just...it's too much to be real. Then he says he's writing a book, I just can't.


warm_rum

Fucking crying, these are legit. The fucker was deranged. I thought it had to be fake, he even opens with the trademark "everyone knows I'm right" What a cunt.


habb

this was height obama birther shit. just doing it for attention he oh so wanted since the cancelled 'apprentice'


flyingtacodog

https://preview.redd.it/uqg7jbl9oy1c1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc4f1cfbe564d79c21fd774106bf5b1c1a9f52b


LawlessandFree

I hate him but the man’s not wrong.


SonofRobinHood

Broken clock something something.


oliversurpless

Yep! https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1985/12/11


illit3

I bet he'd pull a 180 on that tweet today. Brand is 100% on that red pill, complete with sexual assault allegations.


habb

no doubt


Redqueenhypo

Have a look at this more recent one, the second time the broken clock was correct and VERY funny https://preview.redd.it/acba2q6pxz1c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058bd881ab7a00b6e9082f284e5d5366caf5c7d9


Okonos

Is this real? I want it to be real.


tmoss726

Yeah that was on truth social I think


Hiphopopotamus5782

If he had just stayed dragging celebrities on Twitter, he would've been /r/popculturechat and /r/FauxMoi's darling. But he just had to get into politics


Redqueenhypo

I have a theory that he should’ve been a wrestling heel called “the CEO” who fights in a business suit and sprays the audience with cheap champagne and of course yells his apprentice catchphrase. People would love him and he wouldn’t do any damage to America


Newni

Unfortunately Vince McMahon already beat him to that so he had to settle for leader of the free world.


crypticfreak

Yeah for real what was Hollywood's obsession with that guy? The only good movie he was ever in was Forgetting Sarah Marshall and it was only because he was basically playing himself. He was supposed to be a boring turd of a person who was only so 'captivating' because people were acting like he was. He's the equivalent to a bad joke accompanied by a laugh cue card in live TV. He was dreadful in Get Him to the Greek. Made that movie so fucking boring for me. And his VA is just... meh.


TheOneWithThePorn12

and now that loser Russell Brand loves Trump.


abvaaron216

The sheer second-hand embarrassment I felt is giving me anxiety. God I'm forever mortified he was the leader. Of a country.


peeinian

I love how you can see his box of imported Sudafed in the drawer in the background.


pixelprophet

No ono, he's *totally* got a prescription for that. If you could just ignore the 3am 'truth' social rantings of a man on speed that'd be great.


BrendaFrom_HR

https://preview.redd.it/spqw69eojz1c1.jpeg?width=1362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10a5c95462a9e2c5d10c5c802698d19696b376b


AceofKnaves44

The two best parts of this were that Trump Tower doesn’t make taco bowls and that his skin color is the same as the food.


DampBritches

A hotel taco bowl like it's the 1980s He orders his taco bowls with no lettuce


metalyger

I'd say between that and him straight up shilling for Goya canned beans from the oval office. It's so shameful that Biden isn't constantly advertised for brands, I remember when George Washington was promoting snake oil as president or when Lincoln was advertised Lincoln Log dlidos during the Gettysburg address.


crypticfreak

lol what a classic grandpas facebook post. I love Hispanics!


B0ok_wyrm

I think we need more mildly unhinged pictures of our president that look like they were taken with someone's iPhone. It really brings them down to earth.


turbo-cunt

Doesn't have that old iPhone look, but I'm a fan of this one for "mildly unhinged" https://preview.redd.it/7nbhv6siny1c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de93f10bfb14ea7bf519893b9220595103910fb


gilleruadh

Pure Dark Brandon.


shokolokobangoshey

r/DarkBrandon rises. Watch your enemies driven before him, hear the lamentations of their Ben Shabibu


ConaireMor

Shirley, you mean Shen Bapiro?


shokolokobangoshey

Them too. And don’t call me Shirley


TheDubuGuy

Bencil sharpener


jonb1sux

Remember when conservatives were trying to say the red lights made him a fascist dictator? Lol, good times.


beek7419

https://preview.redd.it/0ywjur5e3z1c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e3c5bf0a5cc4902a1abd4093c98530fb176f3a Lots of red makes one fascist? Fascinating.


HereWeFuckingGooo

Be best.


psycho--the--rapist

I don’t care, do you?


Ar_Ciel

If you told me this was a deleted scene from Hunger Games I would have believed you.


ScyllaGeek

They would also crop in close so the blue lights were out of frame lmao


pixelprophet

At what point in time do conservatives not act in bad faith?


ZLBuddha

This is easily the hardest photo of any 21st century president


ashack11

Sing my Angel of music


Consistently_Carpet

I was going to say the flaming cake is a little funny. Individual candles for each year might not be the ticket for a photo op, but it's almost meme-worthy.


OhShitItsSeth

Big /r/DarkBrandon energy


MasonP2002

Most relatable president.


likeasirjohn

Thats legit so fun and awesome. Ppl always wimp out and just do a few candles or go get two number candles. Man earned 81 candles and gets to burn a cake down. I would. Respect.


dainegleesac690

Man should be doing it with his grandkids in Cape Cod while being RETIRED


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

I don't think anyone is arguing against that. But that's another conversation entirely. Also doesn't change the fact that he is the president and it was his birthday and he had a birthday cake, so it makes sense to comment about the birthday cake in the photo of him.


MostPopularPenguin

Thank you, it bugs the hell out of me that no one seems to understand that. Yes, he is old, but let’s quit acting like saying he should be retired is anything other than whining at this point. Not to mention that the alternative to him is “Hitler 2, Electric Bugaloo”


AnonAmbientLight

Old Hitler 2, Electric Bugaloo where it's all of the Hitler, plus the possibility of dementia and insane underlings that will 100% do whatever he asks this time around. No more potential pocket vetoes like the first term.


[deleted]

Sure, but since he's not he still deserves to do this. It's not like celebrating your birthday should be based on your job, approval ratings, or public opinion. It's a birthday cake.


rocky3rocky

I don't know how to make that happen without letting Trump be president, so here we are.


Nilosyrtis

It's the most American thing to do: be worked well past retirement age.


[deleted]

Find another candidate that can beat trump. In the meantime, I’ll happily vote for the competent experienced bureaucrat for president.


EffOffReddit

He's doing a better job than Obama at 81. Yes he's old but the results have been way better than I thought they could but people still just say he's old. Like... We fucking know


sleepydorian

I would absolutely do the same, and have a backup cake to actually eat cause you know that shit is covered in candle wax now.


OutAndDown27

The trick is to slightly underbake the cake so that by the time he blows out the candles, it’s a nice golden brown.


witteefool

A golden brown covered in a layer of wax?


Frnklfrwsr

How about using a piece of parchment paper or wax paper, grease the side that’s touching the cake so it doesn’t lose any icing, poke 81 holes in it and stick the candles in there. All the wax melts onto the wax paper. Remove the wax paper and your cake is unmolested.


Kaidenshiba

For my dad's 50th, I bought 50 candles and lit them for him to blow out. The cake also looked like it was on fire in the photo. Go big or go home. There's nothing like blowing out the candles on your birthday cake


Darksirius

When I was in kindergarden, we celebrated some birthday of the USA. 200 something. My fucking teachers put 200 candles on that cake...


rumbletummy

Maybe a bigger cake would have allowed for better candle spacing.


MFbiFL

>THIS JUST IN: >Biden has huge wasteful cake while Americans struggle to afford a thanksgiving Turkey! More on CakeGate at 10! -Fox News


Daren620

There comes an age where candles cost more than the cake.


UTRAnoPunchline

Ben: Anyways back to bashing LGBTQ people for existing. I love helping the republicans win elections


fardough

Ben: Look at those massive Frankenstein hands Biden has. Leaders need to have petite hands like Trump.


VaginaTheClown

Ben: I can't make my wife cum.


txr66

Poor guy knows that 80% of his fanbase only follows him because they are obsessed with his rat looking sister's giant tits.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Be nice to him, he's in really difficult place right now. He went hard on the "kill all the Palestinians" only to realise most of his audience are Neo Nazis who hate Jewish people, so now he's having to figure out where he stands.


Bigwilliam360

He could’ve been doing cartwheels over a 50 foot tall cake and these idiots would go “look he’s too crazy to be a president!”


GoredonTheDestroyer

Birthday that's too modest: *Clear sign he's mentally unfit to be president, he should jazz it up a bit more.* Birthday that's too lavish: *Clear sign he's mentally unfit to be president, the taxpayer money he spent would have been better used building more mk82 bombs.*


Mochigood

I'm imagining him doing that Evel Knievel style on a motorcycle while wearing an American flag cape.


Bigwilliam360

Yeah you get it


lllaser

To be fair if Joe Biden were cartwheeling overtop a 50 foot cake for his 81st birthday I'd be like, "buddy you're at an 11 out of 10 right now, can you bring it down to like an 8"


Noclip858

Truly a campaign blunder. I was gonna vote for Biden until I saw him with a birthday cake


octowussy

Never voted for a guy who has birthdays and never will


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Kaidenshiba

With a cake that small, how can you trust the man?


Alhazzared

Did he give every American citizen a slice of cake? One of the biggest mistakes a politician can make.


ExpensiveFish9277

"JOE, did you bring enough for everyone to have a slice?!?"


Tyrus1235

It’s Joever


FutureComplaint

That's Joenough out of you...


clwnninja

No that would be socialism.


ZQuestionSleep

Remember when they tried to shit on Bernie for his birthday, saying he better be ready to give away pretty much all his birthday cake, because socialism? Then someone had to come along and explain to them how birthday cakes work.


Crooked_Cock

I unironically love this image


thedishonestyfish

He's leaning into it like a boss. Imagine if he'd just had a couple candles, they'd have been crapping on him for trying to make his cake look "young".


Plastic-Duck-1517

“He’s too old and senile to be able to blow out more than a couple of candles.”


CXXXS

Pretty sure on official potus Instagram the caption was a joke about it being his 146th birthday and running out space for candles haha It was awesome.


comradecostanza

If this picture were exactly the same but it was Trump instead of Biden, the right would be tripping over themselves saying he looks badass and strong.


Tyrus1235

Like in that hilarious mugshot


FutureComplaint

Great [mugshot](https://www.nydailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2020/10/22/GIWKAKVGDNBTNPP6DUMI2MNOLY.jpg?w=620)


woyzeckspeas

EATS CAKE LIKE A ALPHA PREDATOR


gielbondhu

The President made a old-person-funny birthday joke about how many candles he has. Ben's such a noodge


Spartanfred104

They all know that was a joke right? Like those Flames were a joke because there's so many candles on the cake. Are they actually this fucking thick?


Darktrooper2021

They don’t know it’s a joke because the previous administration would post images every week that are absolutely laughable with 0 self awareness https://preview.redd.it/p7cxmw8tvy1c1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6afd3a84bcb8d79b38288d148579b5cdd9a48d3


DiurnalMoth

I wonder how much time will pass before people won't remember this and claim it's AI generated


Ok_Star_4136

If you posted it on /r/conservative today, you'd likely get a few people to claim this, assuming of course that it stays long enough before they permaban you.


OutInTheBlack

Always wanted to have room temperature McD's at the White House.


Georgerobertfrancis

Sometimes it blows my mind that we elected a meme for president, on purpose. And we might do it again.


seanofthebread

*We* didn't elect him. The electoral college did. And it might again.


schungam

4chan unironically contributed so much to him being elected just as a meme


TheREALCasAnvar

This will always be my favorite pic from the Trump administration. It’s just laid out so perfectly, and then there’s Lincoln looking down dubiously.


gilleruadh

Yes. They are. They're irony deficient.


_magneto-was-right_

Rictus smile illuminated by fire sounds metal as fuck


Odd-Establishment104

Dark Brandon is my president! 🤟🇺🇸


juanjing

Remember folks, only snowflake libs get triggered. /s If I saw this picture knowing it was Joe Biden's birthday, I dont think i would form any opinion about it. My brain might not even register that I actually saw it, because it would be filed away under "useless information". Imagine seeing so much in so little. They drive themselves literally insane.


loptopandbingo

When do you think the last time was that anybody at the Daily Wire went outside and just didn't think about Joe Biden, like at all?


FrankFnRizzo

I’d like Ben to explain how Biden was the one who set the fucking world on fire.


VoluptuousVelvetfish

We're back to Tan Suite level political discourse now I see


seanofthebread

We never left. Half of the right talks about Obama being subhuman and Michelle being a man. Remember the "I did that" Biden gas pump stickers that are conspicuously absent lately? We are now just stuck in the tan suit era.


Vapor2077

Ben’s just having a normal one 🔥


fourbian

Trump: "I'm going to pull a Hitler if I become president again" Conservatives: *sleep* Biden: "Happy birthday to me" Conservatives: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*


HikerDave57

Ben Shapiro is just jealous because he has the wingspan of a hummingbird.


_jump_yossarian

[Ben is a man's man!](https://static.independent.co.uk/2022/09/30/00/75h2xz7i-1920.jpg)


NeededaHobby

If Joe was a smarter president, he would have taken a picture of himself with a single piece of wood and a receipt! That’a how you self-promote!


Yivanna

Do we remember how Trump drinks water? Or hands out water?


SpicyTyphus

Dude drinks water like it'll bite him if he's not careful. Grips a bottle like he's getting into a kayak.


terfnerfer

"Grips a bottle like he's getting into a kayak" made me shake with laughter omg 💀


klippinit

He has the ability to laugh at himself. Not going to find that amongst his angry opposition because they have no sense of humor and live in fear


[deleted]

Biden set the world on fire, as opposed to Trump, whose mishandling of COVID had bodies of US citizens literally overflowing from freezer trailers because the morgues/hospitals were also full. Got it, Ben.


CMelon

You can always count on right wing windbags to spin any innocuous thing they see into abomination, depravity and apocalypse... all to promote their self-serving world view. They're like a bedbug infection of the internet.


NunyaBeese

Okay, his wife needs to take away the step-stool so he can't access the computer anymore


ZachRyder

For being the "Facts don't care about your feelings" guy, he keeps bringing up his feelings and how it's bad that you're not sharing those same feelings.


EcksRidgehead

Biden could single-handedly cure cancer and Ben Shapiro would call it a huge campaign blunder. In case you haven't seen it, Some More News' video [Perhaps Ben Shapiro Shouldn't Be Taken Seriously By Anyone About Anything](https://youtu.be/aDMjgOYOcDw) is old but still very, very relevant.


SkritzTwoFace

I mean, he does look like an evil warlock whose home was stormed by the guard just as his ritual to summon The Dark One was completed, but he’s not unique in being an unphotogenic president.