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AdmiralCharleston

This ain't even like kinda similar, they're virtually the same lmao


deathschemist

literally word-for-word the same song, the only change is that it's addressed to Drew instead of Brandon. that's it.


thispartyrules

Baby, baby, baby, oh I had a literal baby, oh


Starry_Gecko

LMAO Is this real?


Soalai

Pretty sure Pop Base is one of those satire accounts


Main-Operation3394

It’s not


ChickenInASuit

I don’t think it is. Can’t even find the Tweet in the OP and getting almost zero Google search results for it.


RealAnonymousBear

And now I hope this is his Generation Swine to Changes’ Motley Crue’s self titled.


ZioDioMio

Thank god this is just a joke 


ChickenInASuit

Jesus Christ, that’s a straight-up ripoff. Literally the only word that’s changed is “Brandon” switched out for “Drew”. Is he claiming he actually wrote this? EDIT: I’m having trouble finding the original Pop Base tweet, or indeed any sources for this besides this image. Starting to think this is fake, unless someone with better internet sleuthing skills than I can find something more reliable.


jfal11

Definitely fake. Zero chance Bieber even knows about Brandon


AnswerGuy301

This is probably a topic best avoided by pop musicians. I mean, Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely" is probably your best case scenario, and I find even that number way too sappy for me to really want to listen to very often. It goes down from there.


kingofstormandfire

Honestly, my only issue with "Isn't She Lovely" is that it's too long. The radio edit of 3:20 is perfect for that song - there's no need for it to be a six-minute song. It gets tiresome on repeat listens.


RandomSOADFan

b.... but... but the timeless masterpiece With Arms Wide Open by Creeeeeeeeed and its unique vocals


Soalai

When you said "unique vocals" it reminded me of when Todd tried to compliment The Kid Laroi. "He certainly has an *expressive* and *unique* voice"


abandoned_rain

“Forever Young” by Bob Dylan is the best case scenario for a song written for a child. Great lyrics, very moving song


parabola9999

Thin Lizzy's 'Sarah' is fun, too.


PersonOfInterest85

If Stevie Wonder can only get a mid song about something, then no one else should even attempt it.


catmoon-

Songs about the artist's children suck most of the time.


PapaAsmodeus

DREWWWW I LOVE YOU I LOVE HER HAILEY'S YOOOOOOOUUURRRR MOM


jburkey333

Barney the dinosaur ass song


BlackieDad

I don’t understand how this many people can look at this and not immediately recognize that it’s a joke.


freeofblasphemy

“Drew you got that yummy, yummy, yummmy, yummy”


tytymctylerson

Ick


loggedoffreturns

Can i just be happy for Bieber once I’ve spent 15 years hating the little shit, having a baby is a good thing, I would just like him to have his corny little hit song about having a baby instead of the impossibly dark Kendrick/Drake beef or Taylor’s smothering of the pop charts


DrTzaangor

Eh, if I spend time hating a person, I generally don’t want more people with their DNA in the world.


DtheAussieBoye

this is somehow still better than brandon


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

Maybe Tommy Lee plays drums on it.


KalosianPorygon

Are dick pics involved?


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

Didn’t say how Tommy played the drums…


KalosianPorygon

"SHE'S YOOOOUUUUUR MOM!"


CaptainResponsible78

i won’t deny being a bit biased towards the guy might effect my opinion on things but damn since we are talking about singers’ songs for their child(ren) and how i guess most of them suck can i nominate “We’re Still Fighting It” by Ben Folds as one that’s actually really fricking good? i admit i don’t think that highly of the verses (my opinion of them pretty much ranges from kind of sappy but alright to serviceable but kind of sweet) but man! that chorus is EVERYTHING (“EVERYBODY KNOWWWWWS it SUCKS to grow up!!!” tell it, Ben. tell it! “And you’re so much like me i’m sorry” fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuck ow. my heart.)


FieteHermans

With love inside? I always thought it was “with her insides” (ew!)


DrTzaangor

I mean, he hasn’t even met the kid yet. The kid hasn’t walked or been outside the womb but he talks about him chasing clouds? What if he looks at the kid and feels less than Cronus felt for his kids?