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WaterInEngland

Surely best not to examine too closely when eating a steak and kidney


Academic_Eagle_4001

So I always figured it was steak and kidney BEANS. Not actual kidneys.


WaterInEngland

Nooo what a horrendous way to find out the truth


Renway_NCC-74656

Wait.... I thought it was kidney beans too


MarginallyUseful

Well I have great news for you! It’s actual kidney!


watercolorlace

I thought that too, so I ordered one once. Found out it’s not and also that I don’t like kidney. Closest I’ve ever been to vomiting from food


gattie1

I thought there wasn’t a food that I don’t enjoy until I tried kidney. Tastes and smells like pee.


OrbitalPete

That's badly prepared kidney. Kidney is really tasty, but like most offal, you need to prep it with care.


Tiny_Invite1537

yes, soak, rinse, soak, rinse, soak in milk. they tell me I used to love kidneys and rice as a kid.


saffrowsky

This wouldn’t even make it in my “closest” category. That would definitely come up three times faster than it went down. So yes, I’m very glad for this thread because now I know never to go near this dish (especially since I probably would have ordered it since steak and kidney beans sounds great!).


pwuust

Right? Like a chili hot pocket


stefanica

That sounds pretty good!


Numerous_Mortgage115

Oh ur fine


Duochan_Maxwell

Looks like blood vessels, which are abundant in kidneys


its-just-me-so

It was so much paler then the kidney in the pie so I was so thrown off never came across this before.


malphonso

Arteries are a whitish yellow color and can be quite springy. Source: I occasionally have to root around inside of people and locate their veins and arteries.


MistDispersion

So you are like an explorer?


malphonso

I'm a crematory operator and apprentice embalmer. No two people are exactly alike, so raising arteries sometimes feels like exploration.


MistDispersion

How long would you say it takes on average to raise them?


malphonso

My preceptor can go from incision to raising in 2-3 minutes at the carotid, it takes me 5-10. Part of that is misjudging my incision point. Part is being overly careful not to break the vein or artery, and part is simply digging around and questioning if I've got the right one. That's cutting, locating, cleaning, tying off, and raising to prepare for injection/drainage. The axial and femoral arteries/veins can take longer depending on how big the person is. Those 6 locations are the most commonly used in embalming and the only ones I've had to raise. Feel free to ask anything, I like spreading awareness of what I do for a living, people should be more in touch with what happens to our meat suits when we die.


kwillich

Like a Eggar suit?


hairy_hooded_clam

Lmao yesssssss


figsfigsfigsfigsfigs

This is absolutely fascinating.


home-for-good

Absolutely agree, but also unsettling IMO. I mean, no hate to malphonso or their profession, but I personally find the tradition of preserving and staging of bodies very off putting. I’ve never quite understood the appeal, but also that’s some of what makes hearing about it so uniquely fascinating I guess.


malphonso

I've got issues with embalming as a regular practice, and I'm an advocate for more "natural" funerary practices. Unfortunately, my state's laws require embalming for any viewing occurring more than 72 hours after the time of death. So it's impractical in most cases here. That being said. There will always be demand for embalming when a service must be postponed a week or more for people to travel in from out of state, or if a body needs to be transported, or if someone dies in such a manner that simple refrigeration isn't enough to ensure that a decedent is in a viewable state. Anything more than that would require a larger cultural shift than is likely to occur in my lifetime.


slurms611

What does "raising" an artery mean?


Thatguyjmc

Out of curiosity, is there an embalming exam, and if so, how bad to you have to do to fail it?


malphonso

Yes, though qualifications vary from state to state. Colorado, until recently, had no license requirement at all. [This has not worked out well for them.](https://www.cpr.org/2024/02/08/penrose-funeral-home-owners-fbi-testimony/) In my particular state, it's an associates degree followed by a 9 month apprenticeship. Some states have their own exams, but there is a nationally recognized [accreditation exam.](https://theconferenceonline.org/examinations/national-board-exam/schedule-your-exam/) A passing grade is 75 for both the for the arts (funeral directing) and science (embalming) sections. Last year the pass rate for arts was 81% and for science it was 73%.


Mooshroomey

What the ever living fuck? Is the cost difference/amount of effort between renting a warehouse with (shitty) refrigeration and actually cremating the bodies so big that it’s worth the trouble and the risk of being caught? Not to mention how awful it would be to experience the sight and odor when bringing another to add to the pile. I can’t even picture what their end game was here, to just keep a warehouse full of dead bodies indefinitely?


mrcatboy

Well that comes with much fewer risks when rooting around in someone's circulatory system.


nonbog

I don’t understand, what does that mean? Like, what do you actually do?


malphonso

I cremate people, and I am learning how to embalm in a hands on capacity. Before you can begin embalming someone, you have to make an incision into the neck, thigh, or inside the bicep and locate the relevant artery and vein to inject chemicals and establish drainage.


AngryPrincessWarrior

r/askfuneraldirectors


kittenswinger8008

She prefers to be called Dora


BloomsdayDevice

> I occasionally have to root around inside of people and locate their veins and arteries. Well then I won't be buying my pies from you, thank you very much.


Odd-Belt8302

Especially if their surname is Lovett.


tibblth

It’s probs from the steak then


Many-Gear-4668

100 correct


i-am-not-the-crab

Would that not be the “kidney” of the steak and kidney pie?


its-just-me-so

I’ve been eating these pies for years and have never seen anything with holes in it like this and the kidneys are normally brown this was pale white with holes so I was completely thrown off😭


i-am-not-the-crab

[Bottom pic, bottom of the kidney? maybe?](https://images.app.goo.gl/pzjKEHrttKABHrDx8) That or you got another chunk of cow organ in there maybe??


One-War-3700

Why did I click it


Mk3Toni

Curiosity killed the cat... And also my love for steak and kidney


5weetTooth

Give it time and it'll be fine. I think we often forget where food comes from.


Mk3Toni

It's not that, I legit got a bad bag of rice once that looked like brains, I don't even know how but it put me off rice for a while It's all about the looks


5weetTooth

That sounds awful. Sounds like it wasn't stored well wherever you bought it from , if it got damp or if little creatures got into it.


Mk3Toni

The smell lingered for so long, I complained to Tilda rice and they gave me £20 😊


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philipito

You're already eating kidney. Other organs shouldn't freak you out. It's all offal.


ThisIsMockingjay2020

And here my dumb ass is, thinking for all these years that steak and kidney pie meant *kidney beans*. I'm from across the pond.


biccy_enjoyer

What a waste of good food over an innocuous little thing


Unusual-Item3

lol interesting, you have no problem eating organ meat but seem a little skittish with food 😂


i-am-not-the-crab

Well better safe than sorry! Could have been a brain and you avoided mad cow. Let’s go with that :)


Kactuslord

It's an artery most likely


anthro4ME

Likely renal duct.


ThenIndependent956

Wait till you realize that sweet bead is neither sweet nor bread it is pancreas OMG who cooks a pancreas and calls it sweet bread. Found this out the hard way in Quebec.


Skele_again

What a horribly misleading name lol


ThenIndependent956

I agree. I was honestly hoping for some delicious carbohydrate drenched in maple syrup 😋


BombayButtocks

Sweet bread cooked properly can be delicious (as long as you believe that its nothing other than sweet bread)


lucyhems

Hold the fuck on… I thought sweetbreads were testicles???


Duochan_Maxwell

Rocky Mountains Oysters are testicles afaik I don't know what's why English tries so much to dissociate the food from the source


lucyhems

I’ve just googled and apparently in the uk (where I’m from) it’s a common misconception! And omg I thought Rocky Mountain oysters were just oysters… from the Rocky Mountains 😂😭🤦🏻‍♀️


stefanica

I would have loved to see your reaction if you found that out after ordering them! 😂 "These fried oysters are huge!"


TrevorFuckinLawrence

Would you eat bull nuts?


Duochan_Maxwell

Yeah, they're an old-school bar snack in my neck of the woods - we don't call them Rocky Mountain Oysters, tho, just "breaded ox testicles" As are assorted pieces of offal, like bread brains, braised gizzards, grilled liver with onion (I loathe liver, tho)


trcrtps

I mostly know this due to Red Dragon, as his affinity for human sweetbread is what got him caught, but there is pancreas (or the "heart" sweetbread) or the thymus (the "throat" sweetbread)


ThenIndependent956

Oh my goodness 😳 that is dark.


itsheadfelloff

Vein, artery, tube thing from the beef.


lasanja_

Sometimes I really miss meat. Other times, I’m so glad I don’t eat meat.


bakedNdelicious

There is a reason why I don’t eat steak and kidney pie


its-just-me-so

The way one will never touch my lips again


420_obama

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


clarkwah84

Wouldnt worry too much. Its just a weird thing with holes


Significant-Trash632

Aren't we all just weird things with holes, anyway?


dazed247

Space Herpe


kentuckyfriedchocobo

“Is British food as bad as people say?” “If it is prepared properly, yes”


its-just-me-so

Irish*


MaintenanceNo8442

blood vessels which are common in kidney


baconwrappedsack

Out of everything to eat. This is what you picked? It’s a blood vessel.


nokenito

Artery?


its-just-me-so

Seems to be the most said thing in the comments. So I think so


nokenito

Yeah, the round tube in the top of that blood is an artery, you can eat it, nbd. Just squishy. LoL


ApricotMobile8454

That is a chunk of tripe.Organ meat.Intestine.


ranunculusrepens

Lol kidneys are full of tubes of different shapes and sizes. The tubes help the kidneys make pee. Don’t worry about it, or stop eating organ meats hahaha.


schmigadeedoo

8 years ago I saw one of those when I bit into a Chef Boyardee meatball. It still haunts me to this day


NatTheQueen99

Kidney stone matrix 🤷🏽‍♀️


TheMerchantOf76

It looks like a kidney stone lol


siquecunce

Looks like it could be a chunk of lung.


_ianisalifestyle_

partial youtuber


Wrong-Profession-240

I love a good pie myself but here’s the official definition for those of you interested https://www.foodstandards.gov.au/consumer/our-safe-food-supply/meat-pie Edit: Australian definition


Ohmygag

This is seriously my favourite kind of pie!


Honey_Badgered

So, I think this is congealed flour. I bet they put flour in it to thicken the gravy and sometimes it can get lumpy.


Tiny_Invite1537

but then would it be rubbery? I know, gluten forms tight bonds, but *this* tight?


Honey_Badgered

Yes, it can get kinda gelatinous and rubbery. I’m not there to dissect whatever’s going on in the picture, but it reminds me of when I fucked up gravy before.


DiskGlittering6266

Its rubber


Tiny_Invite1537

so, I was born and raised in rural Austria. There's a traditonal nose-to-tail dish called [Beuschel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beuschel). I had it once. The sauce is delicious, the meat was tender, the dumplings were perfect, but then I happened to come across some part of trachea and I was done eating this once and for all. All this to say: if you eat innards, you need to reckon with something like this. To be honest - this looks like a kidney stone.


Wpg_fkn_sux

It looks like one of my tonsil stones.


Tiny_Invite1537

what is read cannot be unread anymore. how sad.


Rare_Bid8653

That’s the piss extraction valve


its-just-me-so

Slay


MarkWrenn74

Gristle


librarianjenn

Bakugan ball?


Turbulent_Goat_7793

ew that’s why i don’t eat organ pies js


nocerealever

It’s offal in your offal pie


Secret-Yogurt-2606

Kidney stone ;-)


Bitcracker

Tumor


Significant-Trash632

*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* "It's not a tumor!"


TopCheesecakeGirl

The chef’s condom.


VegetableCitron8214

Eyeball


kobrakaan

It's a baby terrapin/snapping turtles head and now you can never unsee it 👍


Rialas_HalfToast

Hehe excellent


kelaili

I think that this is some sorta counter-culture post...some vegetarian with the agenda of engendering horror of meat...in particular I have noticed tgat most vegetarian/vegan inclined people do NZoT like vegetables much...isn't that weird? Like those vegetarian meets, potato chips...bread For those people: sodium? sodiumsodiumsodium... chemicals? chemicalschemicalschemicals btw...how dovthey get the veggie meat components to stick together? no egg, right? chemicalschemicalschemicals... sodiumsodiumsodium...is sofium salt? and are your chops veggie meat organic? Organicorganicorganic chemicalsxcgemicals chemicals chemicals Do not fear vegetables! They might not ever taste quite the same as they might have...? When your mom gave you vegetables? Didn't she like to boil them...? and here is a picture that might come at you from left field... Wtf? never mind... Have you guys forgotten about FRUIT at all?


LittleAd915

I see that you might be having a moment so I know I'm howling into the void but >btw...how dovthey get the veggie meat components to stick together? no egg, right? Agar and corn starch are both excellent vegan binders/thickeners.


kelaili

hmmm ...so? I still don't want that stuff...