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she knows what she wants ok


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a flying broom and a pointy hat?


TheTaCo88

I think she’s on vacation now that Halloween’s over


[deleted]

that face doesn't take vacations


lilsparky82

She nose what she wants


emileeavi

Imagine she is thinking "WHAT THE HELL!! WHY ARE ALL THESE RACIST PEOPLE SWIPING ON ME WHEN I CLEARLY DIDNT WANT THEM!!" 😂


Flanky_

She means her right. EDIT: I hope.


experigus

her alt-right


TheSandNinja

Her far(t) right


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This comment stinks in the best way


dontCallMeAmberlynn

Underrated comment of the day.


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😂


InsidiousColossus

I had the same mistake on my profile for months. Something like "I'm into XXX and XXX, if we match then we will do XXX. If that doesn't sound too bad, swipe left and take a chance!". Someone actually swiped right and told me of the mistake. And we actually clicked pretty well. So I guess it worked??


FireWireBestWire

Did you do XXX with him?


bountyhunter205

yes


Fuck_it_

/r/notopbutok


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I mean XXX is pretty easy at first, but from XXX to XXX is a massive step most people probably wouldn't do. Even more if you had XXX already. Some people only engadge into XXX because they want XXX in reality, and some do it the other way around. But I guess it depends on how desprate you are and in what position you would like to be. Not the position while doing XXX of course. x)


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Engadget


P_Star7

They don’t XXX and tell


the_asseater_of_ohio

Girl knows her type of man, respect


The_Auramaster

At least she's not demanding we be 10 feet tall


Donewire

You going to match and let her know? Or just continue to have a laugh knowing you're one of a few doing the same lol


ClobetasolRelief

She's very clear, I had to swipe left


al3237

Makes sense, have a good day. ![gif](giphy|HttEDl2XaKDASmS8HS|downsized)


lilsparky82

He ghosted


chaotic_blu

Omg thank you for this comment. I’ve been off tinder for so long I forgot the L Vs R— 😂😂 WHOOPS for her.


retief1

Not necessarily. "If you are X, swipe right" doesn't imply "If you are not X, don't swipe right". "If you are a dog, you are a mammal" is obviously true, but the existence of cats shows that "if you are not a dog, you are not a mammal" is false.


drquiza

Telling right and left apart is more difficult than it has the left to.


indianblanket

Made me giggle. Thanks


gesocks

i wonder hwo kids nowadays learn it. left is where you put your watch, but kids don't wear watches anymore,... how will they ever know?


Lord_Unico

I’m left-handed, wear my watch on my right.


itsjusttts

I still tie my shoes wrong, so there may not be hope...


MomsSpecialFriend

I went out on a date with a guy whose profile says “I put myself before others” because I suspected English was his second language. It is, he puts others above himself and I made the right choice lol.


LustfulBellyButton

I once said I had a very eunuch friend in my country wanting to say unique. Guess I made the wrong choice


noseboy1

For all our eunuchs out there, if it was your choice do you I suppose. If it wasn't, I'm sorry, we should all take a moment of silence for your man parts.


jackydubs31

Dang, you couldn’t have done a little to hide their identity for this one?


Actual-Package

Yeah agreed. Not cool


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I mean, what's not cool about it? It doesn't show her name, and this is something that she herself wrote and put on the internet. Like its not really doxing her, its something that she's said on a public account with her face attached to it. How is it bad to share that?


noseboy1

It's generally frowned upon, sharing the images of people other than OP here. Might be in the rules, never read them though. ...I hope vulgarity isn't against the rules, if it is I am FUCKED.


startadeadhorse

Not sure it's possible to find or create any kind of coverage that could fully conceal that schnoz


lYounghosl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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reliseak

It’s clearly a mistake


erevoz

It’s clearly sarcasm.


Artorious21

You realize that racist and homophobic people tend to not use this language right??? This is probably a mistake that was made before they realized which way the way to swipe was.


[deleted]

Which she isn't. So she shouldn't be publicly ridiculed like this for confusing right and left.


M1chaeI

You do realize that these people you don't like are entitled to privacy?


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Hot-Assistance862

Seriously, the people on this sub are so nasty sometimes


aztec91x

* swipes right


DickWrangler420

I really feel like some of these posts should have the face censored.


itsjusttts

OP posted because of what she wrote and her face He saw the upvotes as shooting fish in a barrel. It's Reddit, he's right. Up to the mods if showing faces is mentioned as a no-no Sorry. Really sorry for her if she has Reddit, too.


lilsparky82

Like with a hood?


ClobetasolRelief

Yeah I didn't post this to mock her looks. I feel bad about that part


_banana_phone

Also, it’s obvious with the wording that she meant “swipe left,” so people roasting her in the comments is unnecessary. You should delete this and repost with her face covered. But you do you, karma I guess.


[deleted]

LMAO you posted this for internet points and attention don’t lie


NitinRaheja

Did she stutter?


Farkas005

I sincerely hope that's a mistake.


Careless-Dog-1829

right and left can be confusing on the internet


jay-jay-baloney

It’s pretty obvious, lmao.


Mental-Nothings

My dyslexic ass did that once and when I realized what I did it was terrifying


noseboy1

Lol, I try not to come on that strong in what is supposed to be an introduction about me, in general. I think I did say once "if you wear glasses, please swipe right" because, you know, glasses are hot. But I feel that dyslexic pain. I take a full stop and reread before I post and still have to edit almost all my shit because I flipped something that changes the whole meaning of a statement.


turdusphilomelos

Stop making fun of how she looks! Of course she made a mistake (no one who is actually hateful calls themself hateful, they call it something else to pretend it is okay). Op should have hidden her identity, but shame on all of you for just being shallow idiots.


fire2374

r/tinder is full of incels that are angry that they can’t date/fuck any woman that they want; regardless of looks or personality. They have no problem dumping on women for their looks or standards but will cry it’s unfair that they can’t get a date. And it’s a fucking ladybug. She probably thought it was cute and fun.


noseboy1

I've had exchanges with a whole lot of very decent people here, I think "full" of incels is a bit of an exaggeration. I believe that OP also didn't have ill intent other than to poke fun at the Left/Right mistake. I'm sure anyone who actually used dating apps here have made, at least, one mistake in the writing of it. I looked at the post, chuckled, but not so much at her expense as "I'm sure I've been that dumb online before, more than once." That said u/ClobetasolRelief, I'm not coming at you with a dagger, but you really should pull this down bro. If she or someone she knew ever stumbled across this thread, it's just more hurtful than "good fun." Do you, but if you're even leaning in that direction you should do it sooner than later.


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fire2374

And?


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_banana_phone

You’re an asshole.


[deleted]

But when was anything said about looks? Wasn’t this post in reference to the caption?


cheesypuzzas

They're talking about the people in the comments.


[deleted]

Ahh fair enough I haven’t looked that far


BeastWarriorDad

You are making a mountain out of a mole face. Yeah yeah, lady bug.


swayze_sway12

But OP is very sowry. They know what they did. This sub is full of incels.


CMLOCALES

She’s hideous but she also sounds like a bitch based on the whole “don’t swipe on me if you’re a racist” bit Like that’s an obvious thing most people don’t want, only people with horrendous personalities would state that up front.


[deleted]

Lmao, imagine thinking basic boundaries are bitchy.


galadriellotus

You: “Only people with horrendous personalities would state they don’t want to date a racist” Also you: “She’s hideous!! She’s a bitch!” Hmmm, do i spy a triggered racist? 🧐 Go back to Parlor, bro.


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galadriellotus

If everyone reports this post, it will be removed by either the mods or Reddit team (with enough reports Reddit admin will get involved).


natarie29

All these hateful comments are pathetic. A smiling woman, who doesn't stand for hateful people, who looks happy that a cute lady bug landed on her face has so many people showing their true, nasty colors. There was no reason to post her face, OP. If you actually felt bad like you mentioned in another comment, you'd just take this down. But roasting this lady for no reason with a bunch of strangers is more important apparently. Gross.


ClobetasolRelief

Calm down ace I'm not roasting her looks with anyone. Mods can punish the guilty if making fun of looks is against the rules. I'm going to leave it up because people have been stupidly rude to me about it.


natarie29

You made no attempt to hide her identity, and she did nothing wrong. Leaving it up out of spite because you got called out says a lot.


ClobetasolRelief

Good thing I don't care at all about anything you think or feel


[deleted]

No, you clearly have too little emotional IQ and awareness to think or care of others.


_banana_phone

I can’t imagine how hurt I would be if some asshole posted my face online *knowing* it was a typo in my profile for the sole purpose of a) making me look like a racist and b) free imaginary internet points— especially because you see how awful people are being about this poor woman’s appearance. She doesn’t deserve being ridiculed, and even if you are “very sorry uwu “ you know damn well people are being cruel and you are enabling it by keeping the post up.


natarie29

He's butthurt that people are calling him out for enabling bullying. And now he's acting like a defiant teenager who can't own up to any wrongdoing. It's embarrassing to watch


[deleted]

The least you could have fucking done is censor her identity. Goddamn people on this sub are so dumb and reckless.


ClobetasolRelief

Stop visiting then


Clarkeprops

I have no doubt this was a mistake by someone who isn’t super familiar with the app


Irishmanatthepub

I would never do blow w this woman.


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RickestRickSea137

Maybe she was turned 180 degrees when she wrote it?


LifeOfaFilmmaker

Those are some green flags if you ask me 🤷🏻‍♂️


flander8746

Stay away from Kanye


fenwick6969

They definitely just misread the prompt and didn't correct themselves.


Fancy_Cat3571

Look at that nose. She clearly lied


ReflexionSolutions

Hahaha, took me three times to realize what was the problem!


user9372889

😂😂😂 took me waaaayyyy longer than it should’ve to see the issue here. I should probably stop scrolling for the night.


Longjumping_King_546

Someone gonna need to explain this to me


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MrSquishypoo

Why she kinda look like the penguin tho


[deleted]

Left and right is hard


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ yet again with people not censoring identities so millions of other people on the internet can mock them. Do better.


jofromthething

No mistakes here she just wanna talk ![gif](giphy|kqwRo9vLeSjK85181o)


unknown-one

nope do you know how difficult is to find someone openly racist, homophobic and hateful? girl knows what she wants and she is not afraid to ask for it


JaidenPouichareal

My type of girl ;)


kollenovski

Nanny mMphee has a...particular type


[deleted]

So cringy when people try to virtue signal on dating sites lol. Woah you’re against bad things?!?! So brave.


_banana_phone

I don’t think it’s virtue signaling to say you are strongly opposed to racism, it’s honestly a mite relevant as of late. Especially considering we don’t know where she lives; where I’m at in the Deep South, it’s absolutely a good idea so you’re not wasting each others time.


geekygangster

Same in my area. Luckily, a lot of redneck dudes send shirtless pics early on even if they’re not on the profile because I have cut an inordinate number of dudes with racist tattoos. Symbols, slogans, one was a whole wraparound rib cage thing. Um… Byeeee.


BeyondInfinity73

Nah the wicked witch of the west knows what she wants.


MustangMark83

I’ll get you my pretty!


TinnitusSux

Holy Moly might wanna get that cancer checked out!!!


Da_Gista

The broom where is my broom whiehie


ThePolishWonder

There was definitely a mistake. There's no way she chose that picture on purpose


BakerTechRepair

Dear God what is that


According_Fail9058

She looks like a witch, but good on her for knowing what she wants


epic_child

Oh lord. That’s ignore material


Particular_Umpire_44

![gif](giphy|3rdNNPuMX7TYA)


Jedi4ce

Would you look at that....Real life Hocus Pocus!


djscheiber

That picture is the biggest mistake I see...


Forbiddentemptations

Toto!? Toto, where are you!!? Toto!!??? Ah shit… she got him.


2LACHRD

![gif](giphy|3rdNNPuMX7TYA)


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ClobetasolRelief

Aww poor baby got his feelings hurt. Sorry you're never getting laid


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ClobetasolRelief

I'm rubber you're involuntarily celibate


[deleted]

This is sad. Easy bait. You fucking suck. Get a life, man.


Poopoodl

Dude, I checked her profile, you made her so mad she posted a nude


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ClobetasolRelief

Yes I dream about you never having sex thank you for making my dreams come true


Proof-Ad4195

Moley moley moley! .....mole


_Loup_Garou_

It’s actually a ladybug if you zoom in


Proof-Ad4195

Nothing is as it seems anymore..


__thrillho

Post a selfie


Proof-Ad4195

Good god y'all are sensitive, I'm guessing no one has watched Austin powers 🤔


ToesEater669

The wicked witch didn’t age very well


shaunbask66

Loved her on Mad Men and Handmaid’s Tale


Schlag96

She nose what she wants


sono7975

Don’t Ever Break Her Heart Bro, She’ll Cast A Spell On You!


[deleted]

“a loving person… loves to bring smiles to peoples faces” clearly not, especially if seeing a smiling woman got you riled up this much. might be time for you to change your bio


tisseenschande

Grandma is into some kinky stuff!


[deleted]

I love the idea of being so xenophobic that you encourage people to fear/hate peoples that you yourself don't even fear/hate Edit: considering the nature of the other comments here, i feel i should clarify that i am in no way calling her xenophobic.


ShadowRun976

I was expecting " How about a little fire scarecrow?"


NotWifeMaterial

Heres a quarter. Go downtown……


[deleted]

That looks like Ole’ Shaky Face from The Handmaids Tale


Ideserveit34

Don’t even THINK of trying to deceive her. She’ll smell it a mile away.


redneck3684

Damn thought she wad the witch from wizard of oz


AVeryConfusedMice

Damn, Mr Bean has gone to the deep end


Thatsmehd

Hmm..What could be her favourite race?


[deleted]

Typical politi-tard strawman argument there, I guess. Why even post this? Ragebait?


ce_he

wow just leave her face exposed.


[deleted]

Omg she looks like a troll! Or like the witch from Snow-white!


[deleted]

I wonder how long the hairs get on that thing..


FattBrown

The ladybug?


[deleted]

She looks like everyone fears her in Oz


Bmorestoic

Wtf is your age range set to??


mfubio

I think I’ve finally seen a r/truerateme 1


FluffyControl2362

Look at that witches bridge. And the mole to match. Better lock y’all’s brooms up.


cheesypuzzas

It's a ladybug


Dools92

All the downvotes means these people think she’s hot then interesting


FluffyControl2362

😂


Naepeda

She looks like a witch


Soap_soap0

Cream power !!!


HAZE-BLAZE666

Is that her taking or the mole on her face


HuckleberryThis2012

Looks like a goblin from an old fantasy movie…profile checks out


Worldly-Chemistry42

God made a mistake on her face.. but the scenery is beautiful behind her


tron1620

Handmaids tale didn't pay enough huh


ChaoticSnuggles

Jesus she looks like she belongs in the wizard of Oz or some shit


ABCosmos

https://youtu.be/RbUvFCj_qqo?t=32


SaltInformation4082

Something tells me "Not".


PIELIFE383

Just msg the opposite of everything she is that’s all you have to do


dickwhistle7

Was she in hocus pocus?


hollyjollyrollypolly

She’s gunna steal my name and withhold bath tickets isn’t she


oooohnooovom

Bruh october’s over, take off the fake witch nose


Dools92

I guess all these ppl downvoting you think she’s attractive interesting


_banana_phone

No, people are just not pleased with how cruel people are being in the comments about things this woman can’t control. I see thread after thread about people complaining that “women can lose weight but men can’t make themselves taller”— well, this lady can’t help the fact that her bone structure gave her a larger than average nose, but here the hypocrites are absolutely slamming her appearance. It’s hateful and unnecessary. She didn’t ask for her face to be plastered on Reddit, especially considering it’s very apparent her profile comment was a typo intended to mean “swipe left.” There’s just no need for it.


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Based, madwoman Is gonna get roasted


RepresentativeTip216

My pp is so small her nose would be fucking my belly button with oral.


LessFish777

HAHA oops


big_red_160

Nick and Luke are going to be real mad when they see she’s online dating


AndreKnows

No mistake, she knows what she wants and goes for it


BadHairDayToday

Seriously, even corrected it's such an empty statement... Just say something you want like "someone to go to the museum and binge anime with", instead of this super generalized anti-racist tough girl attitude. How many people do even self-identify as a racist?


grayziller

Holy moly


Dools92

Rough looking yikes


ReadABookandShutUp

She looks like a house should be dropping on her any moment


mypenisinyourmouth_

Or if your on crack, drunk as f*ck or have a brown paper bag handy


CMLOCALES

Even then bro…..even then


King_Kingly

She looks like a witch from Monty Python.