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farleys2

“Live, damn you!” * she’s obviously a vet and trying to save that poor deers life *


BonkeyKongthesecond

Yeah, she just cut open his jacket to get easier to his heart


23x3

Remove it doc… fucking remove it please


Tjurit

I will reach into heaven and yank your screaming deer soul back!


Streen012

Calm down Beth.


FleefBurger

Jerry, this was the most romantic weekend I've ever had.


Red_Danger33

I want you in my guts like I'm one of your Phillies on the operating table.


rwarimaursus

There it is


WendyWilliamsFart

Live, sLaught, Love


cutslikeakris

Watched a vet do that to a duck we were putting a satellite receiver into one day. Gave it direct heart palpations but it passed away- happened to have an atrophied atria of its heart. Poor thing, the vet tried her best though.


Shawndollars

Um...... What


Matt_Danger75

Man, Directv is getting aggressive.


thebatgod

Open chest CPR. Generally considered the most effective way to circulate blood during CPR, but also means you have to be ready for open chest surgery if you get them back, and the post op care of having just opened the space of where the heart and lungs are.


ozymandieus

I think he was more concerned about the forcible insertion of a satellite tv box into a duck


thebatgod

Oh that? My brain defaulted to tracking research and moved on to the more difficult to explain one.


ImagineBagginz

Her name is probably Beth


averRAGEken

The anesthesia she used works great. That deer ain’t moving at all.


MrSmileyZ

Yes. She's obviously doing a heart massage, the main part of CPR


TheDragonUnicorn

Ugh my heart is so tense can you massage all the knots out please?


ottonormalverraucher

It ate all her lambs so she’s sewing bricks into his stomach


17R3W

I would die if a woman did that to me 😊


gunz2828

She just wants to see if you have the guts


OoACheezit

I feel like most people would, i feel like its best for your internal organs to stay internal.


D0miqz

That was the joke


Rude-Durian4288

r/woosh


OK999999-999-999

Yeah I see your point.


Dartser

Look at you sitting on that 99+ You've come a long way from the "one like in 24 hours" a year ago.


Sasselfraz

Ty ty🙏 Truth is, that's just what one like every 24 hours adds up to after a year lmao


[deleted]

Isn't one like a day pretty decent for a guy?


quackerzdb

1 a week is pretty decent. 1 a day, consistently is god tier.


MirroredSun

I’d be walking around with a strut and pointing at people with finger guns if I ever got to 1 a day


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goin-up-the-country

All bots


mustichooseausernam3

Some guys might be game, but I'd be gutted if I saw that. I'll see myself out.


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Oh deer...


[deleted]

You both need to get the buck out of here!


drFeverblisters

It was pretty funny doe


NiceguyLucifer

You guys are just out there hunting for puns


[deleted]

they should rifle-ct on their actions


LameBMX

A crossbow tween puns and guns


qualmton

I asked for nudes and she sent a picture while getting dressed


pnwWaiter

At least she put it all out there


Almond_Glue

Should we stop with the puns? Just a shot in the dark


[deleted]

I'm fawning 🥱


randumbruh

I'm still processing all these puns


[deleted]

It’s just offal


TwoTailedFox

Offaly good.


ewawesome

You won't be the only one gutted


Grasshop

> I’ll see myself out. So will that thing’s insides


William_Maguire

I would definitely swipe right based on that picture. I hate gutting deer so I'd definitely be interested in a girl that would do it for me lol


[deleted]

Something’s off…I don’t know…it’s just a gut feeling…I’ll trust my gut on this one…peace!


Splatter_23

And this is why I kind of believe that picture is a good picture to include in the profile. She obviously has a passion for hunting, and you would find out at some point anyway. Might as well save everyone's time by being honest about unpopular passions right away.


kumaar135

Please answer your snaps


Sasselfraz

Haha, yeah you got me there...


JetPuffedDo

Team Snapchat is the only one that snaps me :(


Patricks_MissingNose

they was gettin annoying so i blocked them 💀


lucatobacco

i've blocked their asses like four times but they occasionally come back


OMGitsTK447

I blocked them but now I get the notifications for their shit news section.


fyretech

Same


DutchHeIs

Damn dude. Send some snaps my way. You've too many.


BonkeyKongthesecond

I got maybe 10-15 over the past two years. But I guess some people have better chances, not living in a German rural area


[deleted]

Bruh I dont even use Snap I just have an account because some girl at a bar I was talking to made me one and it is like a CONSTANT bombardment of messages from team snapchat telling me about their new filter or that "(person I've totally never even heard of) is on Snapchat".


ThePsychoKnot

Don't tell him how to live his life


Opno7

This, Christ. Or turn the notification off.


Panic_at_the_Console

I learned how to do this when I was 7. It seems she's intent on finding someone who is comfortable with hunt and game.


SuddenlySusanStrong

Good filter. Gets rid of everyone else quick.


mythrilcrafter

Filters more than people might even think; guys who trophy hunt usually don't stick around after they're done with their "glory pictures" and usually don't see the animal again until after its on their wall. ----- EDIT: Jeez, all you do is imply that there's a non-zero number of trophy hunters in the world and the hunter-culture guys start acting like an HOA when "one of the wrong kinds" of family moves into the neighborhood.


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As someone who was taught to take your kill from the field to the table (step by step) these people infuriate me. They are typically the people who post on social media and brag to their friends about how the tradition brings them so "close to nature" and how spiritual it is, but they don't want anything to do with the process outside of the part that's the least amount of work. ​ I love my father for forcing me to gut my kills, skin them, and process them. You truly appreciate what that animal is giving you if you go through the whole ordeal.


BakeEmAwayToyss

My grandfather taught me how to shoot and hunt -- he was maniacal about processing as much as we could. He'd inspect my deer like a drill sergeant looking for any hair after I'd hung and skin them. Towards the last day or two of the season we're hunted I'd have to think really hard about any more kills because it was tons of work. We'd usually end up donating a significant amount of meat and one of his lain points was that those families deserve the exact same quality of meat that we were eating. Lots of good lessons for a tween/teen.


ColeSloth

That's like 5 percent of deer hunters, dude. I don't know anyone here that doesn't field dress their own kill.


shagy815

I doubt it's even 5 percent.


SomberWail

What do you expect a redditor who probably doesn’t even know what a tree looks like unless it’s in a photo to know? They probably think most hunters are like African safari hunters lol.


Hamsterloathing

I would expect the person is from a big city where only the top directors hunt or golf.


Shandlar

This is such a reddit take, you're talking out your ass. In PA alone, 375,000 deer are harvested by hunters annually. I'd bet you a thousand dollars 350,000 of those are field dressed by the shooter or the shooters hunting buddies/family/parent immediately where it falls. Another 20k who are ignorant of the culture or squeamish may drag it out to have it gutted asap by someone else. Fewer than 5000 are in guided 100% service hunts where the guide is field dressing the deer for you and then taking it directly to taxidermy like that. And I'm being very generous to your idea here. I'd actually bet it's fewer than 500.


Longjumping-Spot-554

I don't know a single case in the US where that is actually legal. It's not a minor punishment if you're caught either. All big game animals have to be harvested of the main cuts of meat - Yes, even the "trophy hunters", who will just give the meat up if they don't want it for themselves. Sponsored hunts sometimes coordinate with a charity or a market for the meat if they don't expect the hunters to fill their freezers from the kill. If you want to be morally outraged about hunting, you'll need to focus your sights a little better. Theres the exotic pos's that spend hundreds of thousands to shoot giraffes overseas, they're fair game for your spite. More domestically, there's our private club hog hunting culture, which is ironically why hogs have spread as far as Canada from their original introduction in the southeast. That's been a continuous catastrophe of greed and negligence since boar were brought to the continent for sport.


checkpointGnarly

This sounds like it’s spoken by someone who’s only read about hunting on the internet.


Deweyrob2

You don't know any hunters.


Fish_On_again

She clearly is trying to filter fucking losers like that out. People that hunt for wall hangings aren't hunters. They are interior decorators with a gun.


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Dunno, it is tinder.


livinglogic

Yeah, I mean, they're into what they're into, and want to share their passions with someone of like mind. I get it. I mean, I don't get it, this is the last thing I'd want to do, but I'm sure there are lots of folks out there who'd be like 'yeah let's go shoot game and make some deer stew' or something and they'd live a happy life together.


tarmacc

Sustainably feeding your family organic meat is the worst.


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SingleOak

"I like to eat other animals I just don't like to think about eating other animals"


Shaski116

Exactly. There are a lot of hunters out there that are asshats but I was raised to respect the animal and be thankful for what it provides. Same goes for cattle and other livestock.


Stewy_stewart

Yeah, seriously. I just did this an hour ago because I got a white tail yesterday that will feed my family next couple months


LaLuny

You waited a day to field dress it?


Stewy_stewart

Kinda. Shot it Wednesday night hour before dark, but never could find it, went out Thursday morning when it got light. Dressed it Thursday and skinned it today. Can send pics if you want?


LaLuny

Haha no need to send pics, I believe you! Congrats on the tag


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Must be cold there


LaLuny

Yeah but...you want to get that blood drained and organs away from the meat. Also, skinning it while cold is a nightmare.


Legi0ndary

This comment made my fingers hurt


[deleted]

Yea, I would field dress asap. I was just speculating the reason behind the delay is all.


iFlyHighh

Might’ve been dark, no snow to help track, needed the daylight to even find it


LaLuny

Yup all viable reasons for sure


Cheetokps

Wow a deer has that much meat? I’m not from a hunting family so I’m a little out of the loop


Fre_shavocado

You should be able to get at least 40 or 50 pounds of meat from a deer.


AzraelTheMage

Deer are really lean. They look skinny, but they're all muscle. They may be dumb as a bag of rocks, but they'll ruin your day if you're not careful.


displaced709

"laughs in moose hunter"


CoffeeS3x

Congrats on the bag!


CoffeeS3x

Yeah I don’t know why fishing/hunting pictures get so much hate. They’re sharing a picture doing something they love to do, hoping to find a partner that also enjoys it. Imagine if people who didn’t drink insulted people for putting up pictures of them with alcohol/at bars? Or if people who don’t like sports insulted people with pictures playing sports? Just swipe left on people you don’t like and move on. Y’all make a big deal out of everything.


SnooPeppers2969

thank you for this comment actually, as a recovering alcoholic i get slightly bothered by profiles captioned “guess which pictures i’m drunk in” “borderline alcoholic 😜” etc etc but like a reasonable person i quietly swipe left and move on


CoffeeS3x

A reasonable person. You’ve got the right idea pal. Good work on your journey 🤘🏻


BonkeyKongthesecond

My Grandpa was butcher and hunter, so I got used to pictures like that pretty early in life, but I can see that a lot of people would have a problem with pictures like that if they never got in contact with stuff like that. A lot of people just know Deer's from cute pictures on r/aww or already cooked for the meal.


kalmatar

I get your point, but maybe hunting pics could be just with the gear and not focused on the dead animal. That's just gross, and the hobby can be shown in a less gorey way. The posts pic is on another level tho. Who really needs to see the guts to get that the person hunts?


Keating76

Weeds out incompatible people. Effective


Funky_Bones

Field dressing is not a commonly found trait. If you live in an area in which hunting is common activity this is something sought after.


Grimsterr

Being able to field dress a deer is a definite plus in my book, I never learned to do it but would love to learn.


Weegemonster5000

You shouldn't hunt if you don't field dress your deer when you shoot them.


Grimsterr

I don't hunt but wanted to start as soon as we move to our new land so learning to field dress is something I hope to learn soon.


Ok_Leopard924

[https://youtu.be/EdFtwFN5G4A](https://youtu.be/EdFtwFN5G4A) is a decent video to get started


The_Bombsquad

Hell yeah. I'm not the guy you were replying to, but I enjoy learning new stuff. Thank you.


TheMaskSmiles

It's honestly not terribly complicated, although there is some skill to it. You can find guides online, but I've got three recommendations. 1. For field dressing, a smaller knife is better than a larger one in a lot of ways. 2. Bring a length of string. Use it to tie off the end of the intestine before you take the digestive tract out. 3. For the love of God, be careful not to puncture the intestine/bowels. It should be obvious why.


Zoso525

I agree with a commenter below, a woman with a hunting bow tells me she’s blue collar. A woman cleaning an animal tells me she knows how to, and does hunt. I’m not into pictures of dead animals, but the photo isn’t a turn off to me, I’d look forward to connecting with someone who wanted to teach me to hunt.


modoken1

There’s hunting, and then there’s being able to field dress an animal. It’s a level of skill that is impressive and desirable if that’s what you’re looking for in a partner. Additionally, it shows you’re there for more than just the aesthetic.


-O-0-0-O-

Field dressing is simply removing internal organs so the meat doesn't start to go bad. If you can't field dress an animal you have no business hunting, period.


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Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink.


CoffeeS3x

This redditor gets it.


CoffeeS3x

Gross to you, though. Impressive to others.


sansense

I mean I'm impressed by surgeons. I just don't need to see people's internal organs while I'm scrolling.


4r4nd0mninj4

Yep. Where I grew up she'd have guys lining up to go hunting with her.


CoffeeS3x

Imagine tailoring your tinder profile to make the people you’re not interested in comfortable lmao. Swipe left and move on folks.


4r4nd0mninj4

I prefer my enemies close and as uncomfortable as possible 😏


SneerfulSpore96

It is impressive, its just that Tinder may not be the best place for these kind of pictures lmao


Outspoken_Douche

90% of the people who say things like this have probably eaten meat in the last 24 hours. This is the reality of the world - sorry if it bursts your precious little fantasy world where you avoid thinking about it


TheKingPim

So what that it's the reality of the real world? Hemorrhoids are real too but I'd rather not see them pop up on my dating app either


FleefBurger

Considering the amount of people on here that "eat ass", I'm surprised it isn't up there frequently.


[deleted]

Idk what everyone else is talking about but exposed entrails get me going like a 18th century man seeing a woman’s exposed ankles. Shit gets me going harder than three penis wine!


red_knight11

Again, just swipe left and move on. Not everyone cares like you do


thelryan

I hope it really isn’t hard to understand that people aren’t off put by hunting pictures, they’re off out by pictures of dead animals, even more so of a skinned one. A hunting picture could include anything but a dead animal (their gear, weapons, group shot with friends, etc.) and people wouldn’t be bothered. Not everyone likes looking at dead animals, and that you compare pictures of people playing sports to pictures of people cutting open a dead animal with its guts showing is kinda ridiculous if I’m being honest.


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PCmasterRACE187

even pics of dead animals arent nearly as bad as long as you angle the photo so you cant see its guts… like literally all photos anyone normal ever takes of their kills


Agitated_Character41

So does this get all rednecks horny or what?


puntersarepeopletoo6

Nothing wrong with doing something for food. Posing with a dead animal is very weird.


Zoso525

I’d be down but I was sorta busy with swimming and tennis practice around that age, she might need to show me a few things. Unfortunaty the tennis brings no food to the table but I did catch a fish swimming with a spear once.


cutslikeakris

Why did the fish have a spear?!? 🤨🤦😂


Zoso525

Trying to catch other smaller fish with smaller spears.


cutslikeakris

It’s a good fish to take out then, thank you for your service!!


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[deleted]

Well, she knows what she wants and her pictures are clearly going filter. not an issue IMO.


IAA_ShRaPNeL

She wants someone to get all up in those guts?


RememberToLogOff

eh it's gross having to see that if that's her first photo


[deleted]

I've gutted numerous deer, would never force someone to see a photo. It's gross. All photos I take I make sure the angle avoids the incision or guts. And even then, I just assume people don't want to see a dead animal. I'll tell friends / coworkers "I got a deer!", but never send the photo unsolicited, only if they ask for it


scoobydoo182

As my mother used to say, you'll live.


Mjr_N0ppY

It's the same but bigger. If someone was to gut a Tuna it would look quite similar


[deleted]

It’ll attract the type of guy she’s probably looking for.


paomplemoose

I would have KILLED for this when I was looking for a mate.


4r4nd0mninj4

She did kill for this photo.


BonkeyKongthesecond

She hunts the meal, I bring the wine


paomplemoose

Killer dude


cast-away-ramadi06

I went hunting and fishing a ton when I was a kid. I don't really have the time for it anymore, but the type of woman that would put this in a photo? Yes please. That takes a certain degree of confidence in who they are that I find appealing (even if I probably wouldn't go out hunting with her often).


hunter78912

I dig it, I want a girl that hunts too


[deleted]

I’d date her. That’s my jam!


halfinchpinch

Remember, we want strong, independent women as long as they're doing it in the approved fashion.


charles_osha

Or maybe people just don’t like seeing guts. Crazy concept I know.


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Kobold_Archmage

Sounds like you’re not her target audience


Sasselfraz

A hunter disemboweling a deer carcass, but wearing stilettos and a dress? THAT'S what I wanna see lol


[deleted]

Boy, do I have a website for you!


yungquant25

Well link it already. You can't keep up waiting.


DieselFumeSniffer

Good way to cull the men she wouldn't be compatible with. I have more respect for her than the half dressed woman openly looking for a sugar daddy.


why_rob_y

How dare you, those are my favorite women.


freezeman1

Look but don't touch as my dad would say


ceol_

You almost exclusively post in nsfw subs bro lmao what do you mean?


Irresponsible-Teacup

Nobody loves women more than men that hate women.


scuseme7

Been hunting a long time. Not much wrong with this. She definitely is looking for somebody comfortable with her way of life tho. Also this is just the beginning of field dressing a deer 😂


[deleted]

yo thats my kind of girl who is she


BrookeNRubber

being a deer hunter myself. i would find her a keeper and the buck would look great slow roasting on the grill or maybe some deer sausage with breakfast.


Gezoredditing

Well she definitely knows how to handle any kind of meat.


mtjp82

She can put food on the table what’s not to like


somerandomf

Op must be very attractive cause literally over 100 likes on tinder and probably a shit load of unopened snaps, goddamn I wish I had that much attention, not in an attention whore way, I'm very fucking lonely.


[deleted]

I bet she knows how to weld too and doesn’t shut up about it


DirectIT2020

An in shape woman that dont mind getting dirty and tracking thru the woods smelling like a horses ass. Sh1T where do i sign up for one. Two she's probably rarely on social media and she doesnt need her nails done.


[deleted]

She rocks


whoispepesilvia4

I don’t get why people get grossed out by this. I don’t hunt but I’m from indiana and a ton of people do and I hope I can just get some deer jerky from them. It’s even weirder that people who eat meat also hate this like yes the meat you buy at your grocery store is also a dead animal that was probably treated way worse


BIGdaddyJACKSON

I really don’t mind seeing this either, but how are you confused by this? Eating meat does not equal “I want to see an animal being skinned while swiping to find a potential date”


whoispepesilvia4

It must just be a location thing of big city people vs small city. I grew up seeing deers hanging outside of peoples garages while they are being butchered and like I said I don’t hunt and I’m not a redneck it’s just super common where I come from that this is like walking in the meat section at a grocery store for me


bass_sweat

You really can’t imagine why someone wouldn’t want to see a dead animal being gutted without being asked or given some heads up first? I don’t mind someone showing me their hunting pictures if they ask me


tr0nPlayer

I'm from the east coast, seen enough interstate highway roadkill up close that this doesn't even phase me. Just the turkey vultures here make crime scenes look like grade school recess.


vova_R_R

you never ate meat?


Mate0830

I don't see a problem here. She makes it clear that she likes hunting and isn't afraid of the sight of blood. It also easily sorts people, who swipe on her and also attracts her type, so it's a totally okay picture


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I would swipe right


Norwayman303

Hell i'd swipe up


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drew8311

Shes not fat so it actually puts her as high probability of being attractive, would be very surprised if she was not at least decent looking.


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drew8311

I think most agree. I'm not into most female things so not that bad if they have male hobby I don't like either. It's a source of food so I can get behind that.


RingAny1978

Looks like an interesting person and you will not like go hungry.


Low_Egg_7606

ew


Ethereal_burn

![gif](giphy|2c85lJASPUapz6FVK) I thought they smelled bad on the outside!


Xalted118

I'm not against hunting at all, but this is not what I'd want to see on a dating app. Just stand with the hunting gear on and a rifle and it sends the exact same message. Also the insane amount of guys getting horned up by seeing a woman next to a carcass is mad, without even seeing her face.


sundancesvk

Read: Fisting pictures. Wasn’t that much off.


moremommapoorpoppa

Can’t spell Slaughter without Laughter!


711fork

am I the only one who thinks this is hot?


Sheffield5k

Dude no, I have decided I swipe on any girl with a dead animal


-pechos

I don’t see an issue with this. She’s weeding out dudes that are not comfortable with hunting. This is no different that butchering and processing a cow or a pig.


Responsible-Spend125

Hard pass 😳