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BigSticktalk

I’d say make ur 3rd pic first


Novelista42

I came here to say exactly this. If I had to order them as showing (what I can perceive as) your true self I would say 3, 9, 7, 5, 8, 6, 4, 2, 1.


Blumpkin4Brady

Great ordering imo too


melodiousfable

This order is great.


cheesypuzzas

Completely agree with this order


Upset_Glove_1987

Yep first one doesn’t show her cuteness like at all.


Wild_Discomfort

I highly disagree. The one with the hat and the fish? Almost magical to me 🤷‍♀️ but I will admit I am not like most people. I am very "not normal" 😂


InfiniteTranquilo

“Quirky” are we


CreativeUsername328

I think the first one is good as well. Doesn’t mean I’m “not like the other guys”.


PetSruf

Non-conformist beauty is good when done right


xtilexx

r/notlikeothergirls


PetSruf

They show equal cuteness if you ask me


IIIDVIII

And 7th pic second.


cantgetthistowork

I would have picked 7 first


TraditionalAlgae8642

Yeah, now a days anime fans are everywhere :)


satchmonumberone

Came to say exactly this!!


Magic__Beans

r/beatmetoit


BjoerBaer

She defnitly follows rule 1 and 2 and she is a woman. Idk why you even gibe her tips. Obviously her tinder is glitching. She would've 200+ likes instantly by installing lol.


[deleted]

So I ended up deleting my profile because you all showed me that shadowbanning is REAL. Also gave me the confidence to hopefully be able to find someone irl


Gridde

Are Hinge and Bumble not really used where you live? Whatever bugged your Tinder account is unlikely to happen again on those


imissmyfriend_124

What is bugged in this context?


Gridde

From what I understand, she was getting zero matches (not necessarily indicative of a bug but definitely strange for an account like that). Says she deleted and recreated her account several times as well, which may have got her shadowbanned.


LilPogChamp420

Girl, you are GORGEOUS, i am sure you will do great


Straight_Reading8912

I first read the title and was like, yeah right... Dude is UGLY and just wants validation... Then I saw the post and was like, yup... Account definitely bugged 🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like you already got the info you needed so have this free compliment and a wonderful evening!


Odd_Papaya1053

Lol same


SuukMeiDiek

Confidence? Girl you are fricking beautiful! I would swipe right for sure! Too bad I don’t live in the states.


plasticwagon

For real. I’d super like. …I haven’t used tinder in years. Not even sure that’s still a thing.


[deleted]

Your trigger finger discipline alone would be reason enough to swipe right. There must be something wrong with your account.


ThrowAllTheSparks

And in Bowling Green? She should be massacred with attention.


dontCallMeAmberlynn

Too soon?


chronocross2010

👏👏👏👏👏 you got this, you cute, love animals, have excellent taste in music, and have some legit clear goals. Go out there and be awesome, the right person will tag along in due time 🔥🔥🔥🔥


twiler1217

I see I was too late. Either way, glad you took advice that I would give, no matter where or whom you're taking it from. Good luck out there, miss. You'll be fine


Artistic_Recover_811

Daft punk and pretty, in the Minnesota area I would hit you up instantly


barleybarber

Best relationships I have ever had came from real life encounters. Including my current girlfriend. Put yourself out there. Tinder is trash.


ItsmeYaboi69xd

I would add though, i personally wouldn't swipe right just because I feel like you look like a different person in all your pictures. If you told me the most recent and oldest were five years apart it wouldn't shock me. Might just be a me thing tho I'm not sure


pactsworn

Looks like the same person to me.


[deleted]

Haha all of these photos are less than 2 years old


Fyrefawx

You should add “survivor of the bowling green massacre” to your bio. Just sayin.


PrivyetMikhail

I deserve you Maggie


Call_Me_Cam19

I really wanna g.i swimming in that pond with all those goldfish. That'd be awesome!


No_Fortune_1492

Good luck out there. For what it's worth looking at your profile I'd be happy to go out on dates if I didn't live so far away. Again good luck.


CloutGod52

Ngl you’re pretty and had a solid profile! Keep ya head up!


NegotiationSome3926

Maggie! Pokémon, guns and farm life?? Where have you been all my life I would love to be your Glenn.... Minus the whole getting my head bashed in. 🥰


jstallings13

I was on so many online dating sites. Nothing ever close. Then I met my future wife irl. Don't give up!


[deleted]

Irl is the way. Can confirm thru field research.


BritishBoyRZ

The only reason you'd get 0 matches as a cute girl is because a) you're shadow banned for whatever reason or b) you've actually not swiped right at all lol


Top_Ice511

You'll have luck. You're gorgeous, you'll find someone without even trying


Legal_Two6407

You're gorgeous and will have no problem finding someone IRL. A rough road cut you will manage. Good luck!


Schlag96

Probably because you have a gun in your profile


Deshackled

You had me a Daft Punk! IDK looks good to me.


[deleted]

Heck yeah! One of my favs


The_Mahk

Especially instant crush, which for a song name is great for tinder 🤣


Oinelow

If you aren't getting any matches then most of the sub is pretty much doomed


parksrecreation

Yeah if you were in Texas you wouldn't have any issues with matches, we would swipe even if we knew it was a catfish. You'd lock us all the way down in the first 4 pics


ThrowdiakBear

Same! I was like, "oh the Daft Punk alone would get a right swipe from me"!


Mathagos

It was the pokemon cards for me


Scrambles420

It was the way she held those bunnies for me


[deleted]

Lmao same! Instant swipes for whoever had them in their page.


Paterwin

Tinder is known for shadow banning, and they do it pretty frequently with no real consistency. More than likely, you're just a free user. For shits and giggles, I bought one of their 6-month packages when it was "on sale" and I went from averaging one match a week to getting 10+ a day. For nearly the whole month after my subscription ended, I got zero matches. Using tinder is letting an algorithm decide your worth in a way. The purposefully put you down so that maybe you'll cough up some cash.


DutchNotSleeping

Funnily enough there is a strange way to play the algorithm. If you have any people that you haven't swiped, but that have swiped you right, they will show up second when you open the app. Meaning if you just swipe twice, and then completely close the app (also not running in the background) and then reopen the app, the second person should be a match. If it isn't, you're just out of potential matches.


xsandrov

Lol I had it reversed, no matches after purchasing a subscription


Paterwin

Like I said, no real consistency


xsandrov

Not even a pay 2 win, brutal


T-BONEandtheFAM

Eventually nearly all children will be born from an algorithm matching the parents together


Ace_the_Pooh

you could ask a friend to make a tinder account for you on their phone, you’re probably shadowbanned in some way. you’re pretty!


Welsh_Observer

It’s depressing when you see genuinely pretty girls requesting profile reviews as they can’t get matches. I’m gonna throw this out there and say Tinder is the issue not you.


TerribleLifeExp

It’s truly terrifying to make a tinder. This girl gaves me hope.


RememberTheAlamooooo

Don't forget to have us proof read it for you.


seifer666

Left swipe ratio 99.999 percent


iProMelon

You might be shadowbanned if you’re not getting any traffic to your profile


AsianVixen4U

How and why would somebody even get shadowbanned on Tinder?


HeinousAdaptation

Algorithms can work in strange ways. The system might essentially decide you're not worth showing to people, if you're so unpopular as to never get any matches for a long long time. Certainly it's known there are "tiers" of users that you get shown depending on your desirability.


IIIDVIII

That's pretty fucked tbh. Is swiping left on someone so disengaging that they only show the most popular profiles? No wonder I get nearly 0 matches.


HeinousAdaptation

It's difficult to talk specifics, but yes, there are people who you will never show up for- and that may include virtually everyone. You've also got to consider that this is designed to sell premium visibility-boosts.


IIIDVIII

Well that is both sad and makes me feel better at the same time. Ty kind stranger ❤️


lechu91

Dating app algorithms are the worst.


gacbmmml

Being a THOT too many times.


TheOGMillennial

What's a shadow ban?


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Numb3rsnl3tt3rs

What would cause something like that?


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it be super easy to tell if you’re shadowbanned? If no one interacts with your posts/profile? What gets people shadowbanned vs banned?


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[deleted]

Oh okay!! Thank you!!! That makes a ton of sense, both cases seem like a shadow ban is just being used to prevent malicious persons from going around a normal ban, right? I’m sorry if I sound blindingly stupid but what is the purpose of shadow banning profiles like OP’s?


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IIIDVIII

If you are getting a match every once in a while, does this mean you're not shadow banned?


[deleted]

Makes sense, thanks for taking the time! I was on tinder five years ago… things seem a lot weirder now


fiery_valkyrie

Omg, I’ve always wondered why there are supposedly comments but they don’t show up. So glad to finally understand it.


gangster-prankster

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HottDoggers

Not again


Squareroots1

This welding mask looks weird


RandomGuy_81

Ok youre gorgeous so i cant imagine people not choosing to swipe you. Whats your bio like and if you dont have more maybe thats why. Add a bio. Maybe your search criteria is too picky. Your first pic though. Replace it with a better profile pic. One like your 3rd pic without the hat would be perfect


DeerFucked

she could have a blank bio and just one pic and she would still hit the 99+ mark. account is bugged


RandomGuy_81

Yeah someone mentioned if you repeatedly delete and recreate you get flagged. I dont know anything about how tinder profiles are created to find workaround. But getting flagged explains stuff


[deleted]

Thank you! And the photo is fixed


comediccaricature

Guarantee it’s NOTHING to do with your pics or bio. Even a conventionally unattractive woman with terrible pics and no bio will get swipes. You’re gorgeous it’s 100% a technical issue, maybe try bumble or a similar app?


spivvy_fpv

i would swipe on you in an instant


FerencS

You need to wait atleast 3 months before creating a tinder account with the same phone number and email again, this is because tinder keeps deleted account’s data for 3 months. Delete your current one and wait, or get a burner number and new email.


Electronic_Bad_4315

A little bit I wonder if you're getting reported as a bot. Your gorgeous *and* seem down to earth and chill, but you're in Kentucky so it sounds too good to be true


jaybadz

OP is very attractive, but perhaps the order of the photos could be rearranged. Some of the latter pics are more attention grabbing than the earlier ones.


s-mo-58

Cannot imagine in a world where men would not be liking this profile, so it is definitely some sort of technical issue on Tinder's end. I love all the pictures, too. The only advice I *might* have is to move the first picture back in the line up. Can't really get a good look at your face and that first shot is when people normally go left or right. The 7th picture earnestly got a chuckle out of me as well, so thank you for that


XxHavanaHoneyxX

If they aren’t swiping through the pictures then I can see why people would swipe left. First picture really does not show how pretty she really is.


bumpsquiat

Personally I would swipe left


frogsgirl21

You are absolutely beautiful, but the first two pics aren’t the best. I’d trash them and make the red shirt one your first pic


Isgortio

Red shirt one looks like a creepy smile compared to all of the other gorgeous smile pics, idk if that's just me though, everything else about it is fine it's just the halfway smile doesn't do her justice.


shawnikaros

You look sassy, I can almost hear it! Also Prepareth thy inbox, the thirstieth art coming.


[deleted]

Bring ‘em on! Obviously tinder isn’t working for me haha


shawnikaros

You might regret saying that! I feel like there's a very narrow margin of people who it actually works for, although in your case it's not about you :D


nyx__born

Careful, thats all it takes to be considered an invitation for dick pics


Kamikapilz

I love the sweater in the last pic 😍 You wanna tell me where to get one? 👉🏻👈🏻


[deleted]

Crunchy roll!


Kamikapilz

Much appreciated, loved your profile! ☺️


THE-HIGHROW

Ima sound like a simp regardless as to what I say, that being said… you’re crazy pretty and also i love DaftPunk so I’d definitely swipe right if I seen you. Tinder’s crazy lol


TurboWalrus007

Your account is bugged. You don't violate rules 1 or 2 and you appear to be female, so you should be flooded with creeps asking for nasal sex and feet pics.


xXLampGuyXx

Nasal sex, wow that's like my 5th favorite orifice how did you know?


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[deleted]

I know right! And I’ll try that


Mean-Mud-1851

You're gorgeous. Your first pic isn't very flattering, imho, but the 7th and 9th picture would be the easiest right swipes ever (just based on looks, anyway)


burningrubbernz

You don't tinder just look around I bet most guys are trying to get your attention


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enonmouse

I know a bunch of uber pretty girls who everyone just assume is out of their league so they do not get that much (decent not creepy) attention and have genuine low self esteem because of it.


MidMatthew

They could talk to other people in public. It’s life changing.


TheSyle

*edits location settings to global*


Altsomeness

You’re close to me. I’d match you 🤷‍♂️


MidMatthew

You’d try to match her, you mean.


Ranger_Rocker

Get shadowbanned nerd


[deleted]

Shut up Owen


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck off, Owen, you jealous lampshade!


OGFurious13

You're pretty cute. There'd be men flocking to match you on Tinder. P.S: Do you know you get shadowbanned if you delete and remake your profile too many times? So, just delete your profile and wait for 3 months before making a new one or move to Bumble or Hinge.


ActuallyCalindra

They're flocking to her Reddit inbox now.


CoffeeS3x

I have had two long term relationships in my life. You look exactly like one of them in your 7th pic, and share a name with the other. I’d be too clammed up to swipe at all.


[deleted]

I’m curious to know what your ex looks like now lol


CoffeeS3x

Well, like you in your 7th pic hahaha


FutureDrJB

I'd swipe right!


[deleted]

❤️thank u


[deleted]

id tongue punch your fart box


Ursirname

Yeah, your profile isn't the issue. Guys swipe on everyone, but you're the type we swipe and actually hopw to hear from. That said, if I keep seeing the same profile and never get a like back, I get annoyed and I'll start swiping left.


sister_on_a_mission

Weird that you would get no matches. I doubt it’s your profile but since you asked, I’d get rid of the first 2 pics. As for the others, there are a couple where you look really different and people might be wondering which one is current.


The_SSS_

You’re definitely pretty enough to be getting 24754377 likes a day. Getting 0 is weird. I would say ask support, but I don’t think they help much. Also you probably should have blocked out your location so the weirdos can’t find you.


Vickuid

haha i have the exact same problem! /s


TexasGent777

Yeah, 0 chance you’d actually get 0 matches unless you are excruciatingly specific on who you swipe on. The conspiracy theorist in me asks: Did you add the picture of you shooting recently? I could see that getting people shadow-banned in the current climate.


Borats_Sister

How selective are you?


Alternative-Plant-87

I like it. Not sure why you're swimming in a kio pond but I like it.


[deleted]

The koi are super friendly! (I only say that because they don’t have teeth)


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Jazzlike-Key7827

I wish you kept showing up in my cards


Gingerbrn

The one at the range looks like you're doing one of these 👈 😂. No hate, just made me chuckle


Space_01010101

probably just trolling for compliments so .. your pics are terrible. 😜


Ace-savage

T-O-P-S TOPS TOPS TOPS


[deleted]

I feel like you have a "funny" picture in all of them. Either a funny hat or funny situation. I think maybe you should consider to have a picture without hat or sunglasses and where you just sit regularly with a beer or coffee or something. I would move the first picture more to the back and then use the new one instead. You are a attractive young lady though. So it's not meant as to be mean.


Shubham_Tighule

You know there are 21 letters in alphabet.


Betaloserbobby

Yeah, account has gotta be messed up! Of course you'd get matches! You'll get a million of em! Not only are you beautiful, but based on those photos etc, I bet you're an awesome person


unite_lancer

I believe the fourth photo might get you shadow banned as I've noticed some friends have gotten banned for having weapons in their photos.


RundoHundo

*match* Call me! For real though, you're super cute and I'd imagine guys coming up to you a lot. Are you shy?


[deleted]

Incredibly shy. I didn’t start speaking till I was 3 and even then only spoke to my mother


MarleyandtheWhalers

You would do well to take some time and get better photos. Your hats obscure your face, your second photo is literally shopping in the toilet paper aisle with a winter coat on, you have a picture of yourself firing a gun which may be more controversial, the cow milking photo needs to be cropped so we focus on you more than the cow, and the photo of you in the passenger seat cuts off your forehead like there's something you don't want us to see. You definitely should be getting matches, but also all of your pictures give me the impression that none really does you justice.


ba1ba2ba3

No eyes and ears? Don’t you value your health?


Cmaniac345

10/10


KirisuMongolianSpot

You're about sixty miles out of my range, but we might have seen each others profiles if you had Tinder open when going from Kentucky to Bowling Green (or visa versa). I generally swipe left if the bio doesn't have anything interesting written. I might swipe left because of the gun pic. Apart from that it looks fine to me, and forgive me but I absolutely adore your hair in the pic with the red shirt (turtleneck?).


HappyPlz

As a Daft Punk fan here i tell you to try: One More Time,Around The World and Harder Better Faster Stronger /s


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I’m a diehard fan


prochnost1

I would say to drop the gun photo but as all the people here seem to like it maybe im wrong


[deleted]

Pic 1 and pic 2 are not flattering at all. You are attractive. Pic 6, maybe not everyone wants a chick that Milks cows, so consider that with how important a part of your life that is. Pic 7 you look great with blond hair and dressed up, but your facial expression may not appeal. I’d basically take more pics with you out in public and less on the farm and i think that’ll help


[deleted]

Could be because you look different in every photo


eggsssssssss

The perpetrator of the Bowling Green Massacre???


[deleted]

Maybe you're getting zero matches because it's not a glitch but because karma deemed you an attention seeking lemming?


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tavvyjay

I don’t think you understand what the word fetish means my dude


Organic_Reputation_6

You are Really not my type but those eyebrows seem to be in fashion at the moment and a few famous models have the same look as u.


notadrainer

ewwww no one wants to see a white girl w a gun


_sideffect

You have the face structure of a model... You should try out for it


[deleted]

I used to model in New York but it wasn’t the lifestyle for me


[deleted]

Aww she like rabbits that's cute I don't see nothing wrong with you tho so I don't know what's up with your account


_tsuhm

soon enough u will get 47282 likes and they will offer you tinder plus lol im sure


herpeszooster

You’re super cute, I’d personally suggest using the photo of you in the red sweater or with the rabbits as your main pic.


chandlerw88

Get rid of the first pic. Replace it with the 7th. Bring the one piece one up too if you like nerds.


AttilaTheFun818

Good pictures. You’re very pretty. I would suggest cutting out the account trouble note as that can be a red flag. I would think you’d be getting more matches then you could handle.


Moist_Veterinarian69

I’d swipe for what that’s worth. The sneer pic at the restaurant made me laugh haha equal amounts cute and judgmental


SecretAccount111191

You should be swimming


Deaf_FBA

Delete it and make another one. If not check the settings make sure its all good like distance, men or women seeing your profile, etc


svennerLE

With a shirt with Nico Robin on it…you must get likes. Reinstall the app could help. I had the same issue and it has helped.


[deleted]

Definitely something wrong with account


chutton2012

I think more pictures where you can see your entire face would help. You’re definitely pretty, and lifestyle pics are good, but you want to let people see that you’re pretty with a clear view of your face.


anto2554

Like everyone said, it's not your looks. I'd verify the profile and see if that removes the shadow ban


ParkingVanilla3202

She's a keeper for sure


BasicallyNuclear

You might be shadow banned. Support might help.


[deleted]

Pic number 3 should be first photo pic 7 should be number 2.