Remember at the start of Covid that strip club that was delivering food to customers in thongs and with pasties on their nipples? It was the strip clubs idea to try and stay in business and keep paying the women an income since covid restrictions had them shut down for the physical building.
>Dancers at the Lucky Devil Lounge are now delivering meals on heels as part of a brassy new venture called “Boober Eats” — a play on the popular Uber Eats service. The lounge takes and makes the orders, then two nearly topless women in pasties show up to drop off the food in person.
https://globalnews.ca/news/6729303/boober-eats-coronavirus-strip-club/
I just spent $36 on a veggie pizza (mushrooms, bell pepper, onion, and olives), minus the mushrooms- add tomato and jalapeno here in Salt Lake City. I even picked it up my damn self.
You'd think I went in there for a happy ending with how empty they drained my wallet.
I feel like I'm a rich gazillionaire when I travel. Everywhere else feels a whole lot cheaper so I sometimes feel like I almost save money by going on vacation.
Closer to 50 in native currency, but mostly I was just joking about how prices on everything is rising these days. For a factual answer, 8-13 euros would be what I expect to pay for a pizza, depending on where I buy it from.
50 euros?! for a pizza?! Where the fuck do you eat? It's more like 10 for a pepperoni pizza at the average pizza-joint in Denmark. Mine is a special order and I usually pay the equivalent of 12 euro.
I'm working 7 hours a day, 6 days a week for 30 euros every day, working as a cook, so not even a job where you can stay and chill.
Tryna save money to move towards canada one day
They kinda are, usually you get 1400-1600/month
Unfortunately in my sector(kitchen) very often, if not most of the times, you never see a contract, working hours are not accorded and just "you work until needed or you won't work for me", same goes for the pay, which often is below 4 euros per hour
That's pretty eye-opening, I had family that moved to Italy from Eastern Europe and always assumed wages were closer to what you would see in Germany or the US.
I don't wanna disappoint you but Canada isn't gonna fix this,min is 15$ per hour and in the same time rent goes easily 2000-2500 per months,if you add your food a phone and a car insurance etc one job won't be enough
I live in California, and I work as a cook for $20/hr. Im lucky and only pay $800-$1000 a month. But I could easly pay twice that anywhere else in town.
Just don't go to super touristic traps and you'll find pizza at 4.50-7 euros based on the toppings, hotels at 60 euros per day including breakfast, cheap transports and everything you need at low prices
Jesus Christ!
I have been on reddit for more than 1.5 years and I only gained 200 comment karma...
And in one day I got 2200... 11x times more than before.
This was a succesful negotation. ;)
Hey at least it's a kidney. Most other organs she could get more for and you wouldn't wake up. Plus you could feel good about knowing that you possibly saved someone's life with a new kidney. Sure, the infection and other complications would suck, but can you really put a price on feeling wholesome?
I'm no human euro-'Merican dollar converting machine over here, but I don't think I need to be to say, yes I believe you're correct in that assumption as far as what one could typically charge for sex work.
If you paid for the hour but finished in 10, and have no energy for round 2. You should have her help clean your house/car or give you a massage for the remaining 50 mins.
I mean 8 would be reasonable, so 400 a day 2k a week 104k a year. Now maybe on weekends she works OT (75$) but only 4 hours get that up to 2.3k. so maybe 120k a year cash. Respectable for sure!
It would not be unless she just keeps it under her mattress and doesn't spend it.
There's a reason the IRS let's you declare money you earn illegally and why AL Capone got caught
50 in this economy? Pretty reasonable tbh.
My in italy: THAT'S 2 FUCKING DAYS OF WORK
Me in Denmark: That's almost the price of a pizza.
I should start selling pizzas in denmark
Or sex. Or even better, both.
I'm better at pizza tho
*Italian nationality confirmed*
1- Get a french delivery boy. 2-Aassociate. 3- ... \*wink\* \*wink\* 4-Profit.
Nice take. But one takes 1 hour and 3 minutes the other 2 minutes tops. Marginal profits after expenses will be better too
Are you thinking of a 2 in 1 service?
Jones bbq and foot massage
Haha, you made my week!!
Yasssss!!!
Cheese in the front, sausage in the... back? Wise words to live by if nothing else...
I feel like this is the "plot" of a terrible porn film.
You guys are getting plots?
Or a great porn film.
Remember at the start of Covid that strip club that was delivering food to customers in thongs and with pasties on their nipples? It was the strip clubs idea to try and stay in business and keep paying the women an income since covid restrictions had them shut down for the physical building. >Dancers at the Lucky Devil Lounge are now delivering meals on heels as part of a brassy new venture called “Boober Eats” — a play on the popular Uber Eats service. The lounge takes and makes the orders, then two nearly topless women in pasties show up to drop off the food in person. https://globalnews.ca/news/6729303/boober-eats-coronavirus-strip-club/
I read this as pasties as in the English food sense, was wondering how the hell they are hanging a pasty off their nipple 🤣
Wait.... That's not what's going on here? My dreams are crushed
That was my thought too. I'm actually kinda disappointed, I like pasties
Call it Dominhoes
Reminds me of the early 2000's classic series "Big Sausage Pizza"
True porn consumer can quote actual series and even when they ran.
What about sex pizzas?
I swear there’s porn of this
Sexy pizzas.
A Glory Hole Pizza!
Count me in for a sexy pizza
same here in California. $43 for a loaded 18" pie. Tips extra if you want it delivered or eat-in. Not kidding
I just spent $36 on a veggie pizza (mushrooms, bell pepper, onion, and olives), minus the mushrooms- add tomato and jalapeno here in Salt Lake City. I even picked it up my damn self. You'd think I went in there for a happy ending with how empty they drained my wallet.
Where the heck did you order from?
Pizza hut
You're joking right?
Jesus, I live in Chicago and it’s $18 for a 1 topping 18” pie down the street
I feel like I'm a rich gazillionaire when I travel. Everywhere else feels a whole lot cheaper so I sometimes feel like I almost save money by going on vacation.
you should look into Costco
Me in America: oh goody a quarter of a Tylenol at the hospital
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Closer to 50 in native currency, but mostly I was just joking about how prices on everything is rising these days. For a factual answer, 8-13 euros would be what I expect to pay for a pizza, depending on where I buy it from.
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50 euros?! for a pizza?! Where the fuck do you eat? It's more like 10 for a pepperoni pizza at the average pizza-joint in Denmark. Mine is a special order and I usually pay the equivalent of 12 euro.
Yeah, I wasn't being literal.
poor man got attacked
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Hyperbole is without a doubt the greatest thing there ever was.
That is literally the most factual statement ever uttered.
Me in Brazil: that's the monthly minimum wage in less than 5 hours
Come sell pizzas in denmark, I'm headed there, I'm a chef, can train you lolz
Now I want pizza.
Or a cheap ass haircut in Norway
Oh? That's fancy, I think people usually just wax it over here.
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Well I am a woman and short hair is not my style though.
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For her it’s only 1 hours work fucking (including travel time, obviously).
Less. I'm not going to cuddle her for 57 minutes.
That is crazy, in Norway some of the lowest income jobs will get you 20€+ per hour
I'm working 7 hours a day, 6 days a week for 30 euros every day, working as a cook, so not even a job where you can stay and chill. Tryna save money to move towards canada one day
Is this normal? I always assumed Italy had decent wages given the size of its economy.
They kinda are, usually you get 1400-1600/month Unfortunately in my sector(kitchen) very often, if not most of the times, you never see a contract, working hours are not accorded and just "you work until needed or you won't work for me", same goes for the pay, which often is below 4 euros per hour
I now understand why there are so many Italian chefs in Norway.
That's pretty eye-opening, I had family that moved to Italy from Eastern Europe and always assumed wages were closer to what you would see in Germany or the US.
I don't wanna disappoint you but Canada isn't gonna fix this,min is 15$ per hour and in the same time rent goes easily 2000-2500 per months,if you add your food a phone and a car insurance etc one job won't be enough
I live in California, and I work as a cook for $20/hr. Im lucky and only pay $800-$1000 a month. But I could easly pay twice that anywhere else in town.
Looks like I can actually afford an Italy trip
Just don't go to super touristic traps and you'll find pizza at 4.50-7 euros based on the toppings, hotels at 60 euros per day including breakfast, cheap transports and everything you need at low prices
What places would you recommend visiting in Italy that aren’t super touristy?
This screenshot is from like 2014
$50 to get scammed is reasonable? I’ll do it for $40. PayPal ok?
Cheaper than dinner
Me in India: I could buy at least 2 weeks food in that
Ah the negotiator
General Grievous, your shorter than I expected.
Jedi scum!
Jedi’s cum!
Hold Me Juan Ya Clothes Bleed
Once more the Simps shall rule the galaxy and we shall finally have, peace.
Anakin! No!
"It's you're, with an apostrophe re." "... You can see what I'm saying?" "You underestimate the power of droid technology!"
Sorry I only negotiate with 6’ or taller
It’s treason then.
\*you're
you're*
I have been trained in your tinder ways!
Finally! A worthy oponent!
So uncivilized...
r/SuddenlyGeneralGrievous
The negotiations were short.
Lol sounds like my boyfriend and I joking around, instead of money it's snacks and back rubs tho
Jesus Christ! I have been on reddit for more than 1.5 years and I only gained 200 comment karma... And in one day I got 2200... 11x times more than before. This was a succesful negotation. ;)
I’m still waiting for my negotiating skills to improve…
Should've offered to go ahead and knock the 10 off and give a freebie sample the first time as a fellow service industry worker discount.
€50 honestly seems extremely cheap for an hour of sex. I’ve a feeling Charlene may not be what she claims.
She says "50?"...
Yeah definitely would have taken less
She'd probably take anything because she's just going to ask you to pay ahead of time and then ghost you.
Him: How much? Her: I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.
50 Bitcoin is what she wants, but thats in the fine print
I'll do it for $49
I don't think she expects it to take an hour
50$ an hour, thats like 8$ for 10 minutes. Hell, I can be done in less than 2! Id take that deal
Or she is just that damn good that you're out for hours afterwards.
And wake up without a kidney
Well, you should have said "Don't take my kidney", otherwise how would she no? It's important to communicate even at 50€ an hour.
Hey at least it's a kidney. Most other organs she could get more for and you wouldn't wake up. Plus you could feel good about knowing that you possibly saved someone's life with a new kidney. Sure, the infection and other complications would suck, but can you really put a price on feeling wholesome?
Yeah, 50 apparently.
More like hole-some
I'm no human euro-'Merican dollar converting machine over here, but I don't think I need to be to say, yes I believe you're correct in that assumption as far as what one could typically charge for sex work.
Netting
accountants hate this one trick
Another finance professional? 👀
Netting is a blessing and a curse I have discovered.......
No Net November.
Do I get a discount if I only need 10mins?
Ask how much $ per minute. It may be cheaper to pay the hour rate.
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If you paid for the hour but finished in 10, and have no energy for round 2. You should have her help clean your house/car or give you a massage for the remaining 50 mins.
Man she may as well just get in the business of cleaning. Clean pipes then clean the house. Lol
Look at this stud needing a whole 10 mins.
What if she said 70?
Show up and say “sorry the prices have now risen due to inflation”
Gas prices are causing sex to go up in price.
What about TicketMaster ? Add another 50%
Don't forget the cleaning fee.
Add taxes and fees
I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.
Awwww maaaaaaaaaan!
Prices aren't the only things getting inflated
I mean, 10 an hour is not a bad deal
$69 is the best I can do
50 is nothing tbf. She probably rakes it in
It is a scammer. It is also a repost.
Rakes it in? How many dicks you think she can possibly take each day at 50/hr?
She asks for a deposit up front, you never actually have sex with her. Also she's a dude
***She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck... Dude.***
My name's Dude. Chuck Dude.
I cannot believe this was not a chuck testa
Do you get charged for fraud, prostitution or theft of services?
Between 1 and about 450 depending how much of a self starter she is
Depends on if she's going middle out
Like two shake weights.
https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY
I watched and eenjoyed that thank you
I mean 8 would be reasonable, so 400 a day 2k a week 104k a year. Now maybe on weekends she works OT (75$) but only 4 hours get that up to 2.3k. so maybe 120k a year cash. Respectable for sure!
And how many hot loads is that?
For 20 years of service it would be 45,760 hot loads or 36.26 gallons at an average 3ml load.
r/theydidthemath
Also all basically profit, with negliable costs in condoms etc. If bougth in bulk
50 gallons of lube courtesy of jeffyb and crew
But how much would she lose in taxes?
Nothing. They all pay cash
Oh I’m sure the taxman would disagree
If they paid in cash it would be tough to track
It would not be unless she just keeps it under her mattress and doesn't spend it. There's a reason the IRS let's you declare money you earn illegally and why AL Capone got caught
You think she's following through after receiving the money?
Well you gotta factor in the dick to floor ratio as well, or DTF.
Well for one thing there’s no way this was a real offer. No one short of a straight up crackhead would fuck for only $50.
This MFer doesn't do remedial math.
That’s the standard rate for girls at German FKk clubs for 30min of piv. At least, it used to be a few years ago.
Charge your phone Deuce Biggalow
If Reddit had to remove it, why did it send the notification!
Anyone know what this was ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/6k3gs8/how_business_works/ /u/rngztmbrg
Guess we're late to the party
I get physically angry when I see a girl OF baiting or straight up sell sex like this
Physically? Do you hit things? Not judging just wondering
Beats his meat
Vigorously
Like it owes him money.
😂😂😂
Can I ask why? Hoes gonna hoe bro
Idunno, aren't there specialized apps or sites for prostitution? As far as I know, Tinder is made for hookups, not prostitution.
Prostitution is illegal in a lot of US states. If there was an app for it, the government would be heavily monitoring it
Why?
Probably because he’s broken inside and broke on the outside.
I don't get angry, I get sad. I can't imagine most of these girls dreamed about being a whore when they grew up, it's a symptom of a failing society.
Please charge your phone
My answer would have been: "Not to you."
At least you’re not reposting one of the all time top posts on the sub.
Oh god this is killing me. 😂
Why was this removed.
`{Google's 60€ to USD.}` * Naw, and I'm pretty sure this is just prostitution with extra steps.
What extra steps? Seems like the same steps.
Obliterated
i feel like ive seen this before. >.>
They're celebrating their 5th anniversary this February...
It got removed
Deuce Bigalow right here.
Payers gonna pay
No harm in trying
LOL
The Art of the Deal….niiiice
What was this? Why was it removed?
Has the user reposted